The 130th half-term examination of the University of Tokyo was successfully concluded, but the ranking was not satisfactory, and many people could not accept it.

First place, Zhou Yi.

Second place, Dai Zhihui.

3rd place, Eve.

Fourth place, Lin Yi.

Fifth place, Liu Rufeng.

Sixth place, Sichuan pepper.

The seventh place is a dark horse that can't be blacker anymore, he is the man who is known as the smart man in the rivers and lakes - Ling Cong.

As soon as the results were announced, many people had a feeling of pain in their faces.

Before the exam, Zhou Yi was interviewed and said to the camera that he was the first, Dai Zhihui was the second, and Eve was the third.

At the time, people thought it was a joke, but they didn't expect it to become a reality.

Zhou Yi was in a good mood, since he was a child, he won the first place in school for the first time, and finally made his father proud.

He didn't do anything, and posted a Weibo after the exam.

The content of Weibo is just two words: "Hehe." ”

This kind of civilized word that will not be harmonious, with the connotation of uncivilization, has an outstanding effect.

"Hehe, your sister! Collect 8 points of negative energy from netizen [Fat Luo, you stop]. ”

"May you have hemorrhoids tomorrow! Collect 9 points of negative energy from netizens [No matter how long it is, it can't beat both hands]. ”

"Tell you to be careful, beware of pretending to be struck by lightning! Collect 10 points of negative energy from netizen [Mother's Guarding the Middle Line]. ”

"Collected ......"

Zhou Yi's behavior is equivalent to getting cheap and selling well, with a slight suspicion of whipping the corpse, which once again aroused public outrage.

A sentence of hehe, in exchange for more than 20 million negative energy.

At present, the negative energy he has collected has broken through the 80 million mark, which is not far from 100 million negative energy.

After the exams, another group of students were promoted to graduate school.

Great Wisdom and Great Wisdom were successfully selected, which is also considered a normal operation, and the top 20 students in the year of Tokyo University have basically entered the graduate school. There are also some students who are not so highly ranked, but have special expertise, and there are also opportunities to study for both bachelor's and master's degrees.

After the exam, the 606 trio went to their new dormitory.

Students at the graduate school not only have new dormitories and new canteens, but also a variety of eye-watering benefits. As early as more than a month ago, Zhou Yi could have been assigned to a new dormitory, but he was reluctant to have two roommates and did not move over. Until today, all three of them entered the research institute, and Zhou Yi specially applied for a dormitory connected together.

Why should they be connected? Because the dormitory building of the research institute has a similar architectural layout to a single apartment, all of which are one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom. It is said that students who have this kind of dormitory save a lot of money on going out to open a house, and they can bring their partners in on weekends to do something, and some graduate students live together directly in the dormitory, and there are young couples who are married.

In the face of Zhou Yi, who took the first place in the exam today, the dormitory management office of the research institute responded to his requests, gave him enough face, and gave him the 909 dormitory with a particularly good location.

The dormitory of the institute is also a bit like a hotel-style apartment, with a passage out of the elevator and single dormitories on both sides. Dai Zhihui lives in dormitory 908 opposite Zhou Yi, while Ling Cong lives in room 906 next door to Dai Zhihui.

Wolong Feng Chick specially went to Zhou Yi's new dormitory, and as soon as he entered, Ling Cong became angry: "Old Zhou, I didn't expect you to be so sullen, you lived in the 909 dormitory a long time ago, right?" ”

Zhou Yi didn't understand: "What do you mean?" ”

Ling Cong seemed to see through everything: "Don't pretend, Senior Sister Jasmine lives in 907 next door to you!" ”

Dai Zhihui followed up and made up for it: "No wonder your kid has been a Buddhist recently, and he doesn't chase a girl, and he also refuses those girls who stick to you upside down." I smell a smell of conspiracy, dare you like foreign girls. ”

Zhou Yi couldn't cry or laugh: "You didn't hear it, the dormitory manager said that the three dormitories connected together are only 906, 908 and 909 on the 9th floor." ”

"Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up."

Dai Zhihui, who won the second place today, seemed to have completely come out of the shadows and became extremely angry: "Lao Zhou, I can see that good horses don't eat back grass, you don't want to follow the old path, so you rejected Qian Mengru and them." I counted a statistic, there are only two high-quality beauties in the school that you haven't chased. One is Teacher Yun Xuanran, you didn't have a chance to see her before, and you didn't have a chance to chase her. The other is Senior Sister Jasmine, the boy chasing her has to fight with her, you didn't have that strength before. ”

"So that's the case, Lao Dai, your reasoning is reliable!"

Ling Cong suddenly realized, and immediately expanded: "I understand, I understand everything." Teacher Yun is not easy to see, and the rest of the high-quality girls, only Jasmine is the most suitable. That day in the gymnasium, Jasmine said, wait for you to have four stars, and I will have a fight with you. Lao Zhou, this is an opportunity, as long as you win, she is your girl. ”

"That's right, with your current strength, you can go head-to-head with Jasmine, and the winning rate is at least eighty percent." Dai Zhihui flew professionally: "I used to deal with that senior sister in the student union, and she was the kind of Valkyrie who needed to be conquered. No matter how handsome and rich a boy is, in her eyes he is empty, and only by defeating her in a dignified manner can he be recognized by her. Lao Zhou, now you have this strength, and you can fight and cherish it. ”

Ling Cong was even more excited than the person concerned, and ignited on the spot: "Lao Dai said it right, I have also heard that when Jasmine Ann did not enter the graduate school before, she chatted with her roommate, saying that the boys of Dongda are too soft, and only the men of that kind of men are worthy of being her boyfriend." It is said that if she finds that man, she is willing to unlock all new positions for him, you know, the foreign girl is more open than the Oriental in this regard, if you get her done, the sense of accomplishment is MAX! ”

Zhou Yi looked at the two roommates in confusion: "You two have been inflated recently, why are your minds full of such three things with improper views?" ”

Da Cleverly ruthlessly uncovered a past incident: "Lao Zhou, touch your conscience and say, did you say when you were in high school that you had thoughts about girls in a foreign country." And you still loved two types at that time, one was the kind of Oriental girl who said Ya Yan Butterfly, and the other was the Western girl who could say Kang Mu Ang's despicability. ”

Hearing this, Zhou Yi felt inexplicably ashamed: "Isn't it normal to have that kind of thought in high school, it's been several years, what does it have to do with Jasmine?" ”

is smart and straightforward: "Of course it matters, to be reasonable, whether it is face or figure, Jasmine is much more powerful than those foreign girls in Western art films." If you miss the ready-made opportunity in front of you, are you worthy of the party and the people? ”

Zhou Yi smelled the smell of conspiracy, and felt that the two roommates were not normal today, as if he wished that he would get married and have children immediately.

He was just about to speak when the phone rang suddenly.

"Hands-free, do you dare to turn on hands-free?" Ling Cong's eyes were sharp, and he saw the caller ID - Jasmine.

Zhou Yi was not ambiguous, and directly turned on the speakerphone, and the voice of the foreign girl came: "Zhou Yi, you said that we will discuss after the exam, have you regretted it?" ”

"I just moved to the new dormitory of the Institute, where are you?" Zhou Yi said.

Jasmine said, "Then you come to the training room of the research institute, and I will wait for you in the training room No. 7." ”