There is no cure for licking the dog

"Here they are."

"The big stars are coming."

An editor directs the director's report.

The director was triumphant.

was able to invite so many stars at once.

He was also very proud in his heart.

This time, he is bound to break the ratings record again.

4 luxury cars, lined up, the pomp is huge

The stars appeared domineeringly, and they were full of breath~

Female star, beautiful and youthful.

Male star, tall and handsome.

Although they are top stars, in order to maintain their popularity and maintain their status as top stars, they still need to constantly appear on various occasions and participate in activities.

Exposure and appearances are required!

"Star Experience", the hottest variety show, is a good show for them to increase exposure!

Therefore...... These stars attach great importance to this show!

The performance is good, and it is another wave of heat! Another wave of exposure!

It's another good opportunity to catch fans and cut Filipino materials!

Boss Huang smiled evilly and asked like a domineering president: "Director, what is the theme of our show this time?" ”

The director smiled: "Let you send the courier!" ”

Yang Ying frowned, and said coquettishly: "Huh? Let's go to deliver a courier? How can our identity go to deliver couriers! ”

The director explained: "Since it is to experience life, then sending express delivery is also a kind of experience life!" ”

Boss Huang was full of confidence and waved his hand: "Isn't it just to deliver couriers?" No problem! I did all the housework in the last issue, so it's nothing to send a courier! A dish, not worth mentioning. ”

Xie Feng nodded in agreement with black sunglasses.

"But ~ director, you won't write the script in advance, set up difficulties, deliberately make things difficult and trick us, right? Let's make a fool of ourselves, shall we? ”

The director licked the dog and immediately laughed.

"Of course not, of course not, how dare I make things difficult for you big stars? In this show, the characters of the big stars are all symbols of kindness, enthusiasm and hard work, and there will never be any bad characters. Boss Huang is a domineering president, Yang Ying is a cute foodie, and Xie Feng is a gourmet. ”

"Anyway, you can rest assured, the only ones who make a fool of themselves and make jokes are passers-by. They are dedicated to being your foils. Form a contrast and highlight your personality! ”

Several celebrities looked at each other and smiled, knowing it, and laughed without saying a word.

Almost every variety show is a sell-out!

The characters are well set, and the ratings are constantly running up!

Anyway, the audience doesn't know the inside story, and most of the people who watch variety shows are their brainless fans, without brains, it's good to watch it happily, and it's good to see the stars they like.

Who cares if a real person can't stand?

There are good characters, and there are bad characters.

Of course, it's impossible for bad guys to give them these big stars.

The bad guy is mainly responsible for being funny and being spoofed.

The director has already figured out who these bad guys will leave to.

Big stars are only responsible for playing handsome, dressing up, and spreading positive energy.

Those passers-by, amateurs are responsible for being spoofed and funny.

Well, perfect design!

The director was proud.

He frowned and asked the choreographer, "Why haven't the amateurs come over yet?" ”

The editor broke out in a cold sweat: "I don't know, I've already called them, texted, and personally sent someone to drive to pick them up." ”

The director frowned and asked me to look at their profile.

The editor hands the material to the director.

The director took it and looked at it twice.

The two people in the photo are Squidward and Su Yu.

The photo was a little blurry, and he didn't look at it much, so he glanced at it casually and threw it back.

Anyway, these amateurs are just foils, and they are used to set off the decent personalities and halos of the big stars.

Ugly is the villain and the protagonist.

It doesn't matter.

The audience's focus is on the big stars, who cares about what amateurs!

Take care of those passers-by!

The director urged impatiently: "Okay, okay, you quickly arrange these two amateurs to come over, don't wait and miss the start of filming." ”

It was at this time.

A Wuling Shenguang slowly drove away~

That's right!

This is the director sending a driver to pick up Suyu and their car!

Squidward Brother Su Yu is chatting!

Squidward is very excited, thinking that he will be able to meet the big star soon.

He was like a chicken blood, chatting with Su Yu non-stop.

"Hahaha, I never thought that I would be able to participate in variety shows in my life, be able to be on TV, and participate in the "Star Experience", so excited! I can blow this thing for the rest of my life! ”

"Wait a minute, I can see Boss Huang, Xie Feng, and my goddess Yang Ying!"

Squidward was drooling, his eyes changed, and he looked like a licking dog.

Su Yu: "............"

What kind of psychology is this?

Celebrities have to be licked?

Su Yu shook his head disdainfully.

"I don't think this matter is so simple, I watched the show "Star Experience" at home, and it basically touted kneeling and licking stars and selling the characters of big stars. On the contrary, those amateurs, ordinary people, and ordinary people are crowned with various villains by the program team, so that they are constantly trampled on and hacked. Anyway, ordinary people are not like those big stars, they are annoyed and someone comes out, they have energy and resource background~"

Su Yu has watched the first two episodes of "Star Experience" before.

found that the three views of this variety show were not correct.

The program team kneels and licks all kinds of to please the big stars, but the treatment of ordinary people is black and stepping, and it is not friendly to the people.

He had already guessed the sinister intentions of the program team, and let the two of them be amateurs, which was to be the foil and stepping stone of the big stars.

Squidward was not the slightest annoyed, but was still complacent.

"It doesn't matter, we're just ordinary people, no comparison with big stars, I think it's good to be on TV with them to touch their light."

Su Yu glanced at Squidward with disdain.

Sure enough, licking the dog was hopeless.

He smiled slightly, glanced at the high-minded director, and the corners of his mouth flashed like cat and mouse.

Think I'm a bully?

Used as a foil and stepping stone by celebrities?

Will you follow your script?

No way!

I'm not going to follow your script.

We'll see!

Hey!

Squidward Brother Su Yu got out of the Wuling Shenche and walked into the filming location.

The director and the big stars were impatient, and they looked at Su Yu and them very dissatisfied.

The director is high, condescending, and arrogant.

"How? Why are you here so late! ”

The choreographer hurriedly let Su Yu and Squidward come on the stage.

Due to the program group setting and Su Yu are low-key.

He wore a hood and a uniform, and his handsome face was not revealed.

Naturally, there was no commotion.

Otherwise, as soon as Su Yu's several names shine, the shooting scene will definitely be chaotic, and he will definitely be recognized.

“OK!”

The director's eyes fell on the big stars, and he was disdainful of Su Yu and Squidward, two amateurs.

"We will record the program later, not only will it be broadcast live on South TV Station, but also on major online platforms, cat's teeth, and bean paste live broadcast platforms."