Chapter 141: Special Functions

Wu Ming left Wu Banxian's contact information, and left with Lan Xinjie, walking and walking, he suddenly felt that his lower abdomen began to heat again, and then the fiery red bead resurfaced, but at this time it was more colorful, like a drop of blood.

"What the hell is this? Last time I was in the hospital, I forgot to go for a check-up, I don't know if it's a stone, that location, it's rare to have a bladder stone, my God, I didn't think I would have such a thing when I was young. Wu Ming was thinking nonsense as he lowered his head and walked forward.

Suddenly, his foot kicked a stone and almost fell, he hurriedly raised his head to look at the road, only to find that Lan Xinjie in front of him was only wearing underwear, black lace panties wrapped around her round buttocks, walking in front of Wu Ming, twisting and twisting, making people think about it, and Wu Ming's mouth was dry.

Wu Ming swallowed his saliva, rubbed his eyes vigorously with both hands, thinking it was his hallucination, who expected that when he tried to look harder, he found that Lan Xinjie was not even wearing underwear at the moment, **Walking naked in front of Wu Ming, with a smooth jade back, perfect buttocks, and slender jade legs, like a fairy, Wu Ming suddenly stopped in place, his nose was hot, but the nosebleeds flowed out.

Lan Xinjie walked and walked, and suddenly found that Wu Ming behind her was silent, and quickly turned around, only to find that Wu Ming was looking at herself dumbfounded at the moment, with a nosebleed, and suddenly screamed.

"Wu Ming, what's wrong with you?" Lan Xinjie ran over as she spoke, the two big white rabbits were swaying in front of Wu Ming's eyes, the spring was infinite, Wu Mingwei screamed, and blocked his eyes with his hand.

"Ahem, Xinjie, don't come here, turn around." Wu Ming shouted embarrassedly, he didn't know if all this was an illusion or real, and he didn't dare to blaspheme Lan Xinjie, so he waved a hand at her violently.

Seeing this, Lan Xinjie didn't know what medicine was sold in Wu Ming's gourd, and turned around in confusion at the moment, Wu Ming saw that she didn't come over again, and secretly opened his eyes, only to find that everything he saw just now was gone, and the clothes on Lan Xinjie's body were well dressed at the moment.

"It scared me to death, it turned out to be a hallucination." Wu Ming sighed secretly, both relieved and a little pity, but he lowered his head at the moment, but his eyes did not dare to contact Lan Xinjie again.

"Wu Ming, what's wrong with you just now, why did you have a nosebleed." Lan Xinjie saw that Wu Ming was not abnormal, so she walked over and took out a handkerchief to help Wu Ming wipe the nosebleed.

"Oh, nothing, the sun is too big, maybe it's dry, hehe." Wu Ming hesitated, still didn't dare to look at her eyes, a typical thief was weak-hearted, looked up at the sky and said.

"Really? Is the sun big? Lan Xinjie looked at the cloudy sky and said speechlessly.

It didn't take long for Wu Ming to send Lan Xinjie to the gate of the park, watching Lan Xinjie get into the car, and then turned around and walked back, but the scene in front of him made him almost collapse again, only to see a lot of young girls and glamorous young women who came out of the park, one by one wearing a three-point style towards him, Wu Ming felt as if he had come to the beach, and what was even worse was that as they got closer and closer, Wu Ming found that all the underwear on their bodies had disappeared.

"Ah......" Wu Ming shouted, and fled, leaving behind a group of beauties for unknown reasons.

"Oh my God, what's wrong with me, first I can see through the traverser, and then I can see through the beauty, who am I?" Wu Ming ran wildly all the way, his head full of questions.

Ran back to Uncle Wu's residence, but found that Uncle Wu had already gone out to work, Wu Ming looked at the time and found that it was still early, so he decided to go out to find a job, but he didn't know what he could do now.

"Are you hiring here?" Wu Ming came to Jianshe Road next to Tianhe Park and asked door to door all the way.

"What will you do?" The shopkeepers asked.

"Hey...... I can do anything." Wu Ming could only answer like this, but the result must have been rejected, just like that, he walked for most of the day, but he found nothing, seeing that the sky was getting dark, Wu Ming decided to go back to cook for Uncle Wu first, and then look for it tomorrow.

Unexpectedly, when he was about to walk to the west gate of the park, he found a huge signboard at the door of a women's underwear store, which read: Urgently recruit store employees, with or without experience, men and women are not limited, and the treatment is preferential.

Wu Ming walked into this women's underwear store with the mentality of giving it a try, and found that there was a beautiful proprietress inside who was busy making calls and sorting out the goods.

"Ahem, are you hiring people here?" Wu Ming asked, and the proprietress stopped what she was doing and looked at Wu Ming.

"Yes, what, lad, are you looking for a job?" The proprietress asked.

"yes, I'm looking for a job." Wu Ming replied.

"Where do you live?" The hostess asked.

"Inside Tianhe Park." Wu Ming replied truthfully.

"In Tianhe Park, isn't Uncle Wu the only one who lives there?" The hostess asked.

"Oh, boss, do you know Uncle Wu, I'll live with Uncle Wu now." When Wu Ming heard that the proprietress actually knew Uncle Wu, he secretly thought that he had found the right person this time.

"Who are you from Uncle Wu?" The proprietress continued to ask.

"Regarded as half of Uncle Wu's son, Uncle Wu is my life-saving benefactor." Wu Ming replied.

"That's it, okay, it's you, that's the case, I have to go abroad to do something temporarily, it may take about a month, there are a lot of old customers in this store, and I don't want to close, so I am so anxious to recruit people, since you know Uncle Wu, then this job will be handed over to you, a basic salary of 3,000 a month, plus a commission of five points, how about it?" The proprietress said.

"Okay, as long as I have a job, I can't live with Uncle Wu and trouble his old man." Wu Ming nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay, these are the keys, this is the supplier's address book, this is the inventory, you can take your own time, I'm going to hurry away, remember, this is the door opens at nine o'clock in the morning and closes at ten o'clock in the evening, you can also fall asleep here, there is a bed in the back, the most important point is that most of the customers in our store are beautiful women, you kid want to be Sven, don't be a prodigal son." The proprietress explained everything to Wu Ming, then took out 1,500 yuan from her bag, stuffed it to Wu Ming, and told him to pay him half of her salary in advance, and wait for her to come back.

After the proprietress left, Wu Ming remembered that he didn't even ask the proprietress what her surname was, but he was very moved, this proprietress trusted him so much, a stranger he had just met, it seemed that it was still for Uncle Wu's face.

Wu Ming used the phone in the store to call Uncle Wu and told him that he had found a job, in the women's underwear store in Ximen, and asked Uncle Wu about the proprietress, Uncle Wu told him that the original proprietress was surnamed Liu Mingxiang, when he came to the park to play before, his wallet fell in the park and was picked up by Uncle Wu, and Uncle Wu later returned it to her as it was, she was very grateful to Uncle Wu, so she occasionally came to Uncle Wu to talk to him and chat, he was a very good person, let Wu Ming work hard there, Come back in the evening for dinner.

Wu Ming hung up the phone, and secretly swore in his heart that he must perform well, make some achievements, and live up to the trust of the boss.

Just when Wu Ming was full of energy, a beautiful woman came outside the store, about twenty years old, very beautiful in appearance, and very good figure, it could be seen that she was a regular customer, and after entering the door, she didn't pay attention to who was sitting at the counter, so she picked up her underwear again.

"Boss, the underwear you introduced last time is really good, very close-fitting and comfortable, but there is a problem, during this time, my boobs seem to have grown a little more, do you still have the same style one size larger?" The beautiful woman turned her head and shouted at the counter while picking, obviously used to it, but when she saw that it was not the proprietress standing at the counter, but a strange man, and the man was staring at her chest with an extremely lewd smile on his face.

"Ah......, who are you, and why are you smiling so obscenely?" The beautiful woman suddenly screamed, covered her chest with one hand, and pointed at Wu Ming with the other and shouted.

"Lewd? I'm smiling sincerely, huh? Wu Ming secretly reviewed himself, then cleared his throat and said: "The boss lady has an urgent matter to go abroad, I am her new recruit, may I ask what you call the beauty, which one you just said, show me, I will help you check." ”

"Show you?" The beauty looked at Wu Ming, and then at her breasts, obviously she was wearing that underwear, she thought Wu Ming was teasing her, so she slowly walked in front of Wu Ming, waved her right hand, gave Wu Ming a slap, and shouted in her mouth: "You actually said to show you, rascal, hum." ”

After the beauty finished speaking, she angrily picked up her bag and rushed out of the door, leaving Wu Ming, whose eyes were full of gold stars, stunned in the store.

"It's not to see, it's rare to touch?" Wu Ming muttered to himself without knowing why.

"Alas, I just said that I wanted to behave well, but I didn't expect the first business to be yellow, and I ran away with an old customer of the boss's wife, and I don't know if the boss's wife will settle accounts with me when she arrives." Wu Ming said a little frustrated.

"No, I want to sum up the experience of failure, first of all, I can't laugh casually, otherwise people will say that I laugh so obscenely, am I really so obscene?" Wu Ming said, picking up a mirror next to him, trying to show his eight white teeth.

"No, it's very sincere, alas, it seems that the aesthetics of people are different from people." Wu Ming laughed at himself.

"There is also a sign at the door to tell these customers that the proprietress has gone abroad, and now I am looking at the store, and give them a little psychological prompt, so that there will not be such a big reaction." Wu Ming thought about it, and really came up with a way for him, just do it, Wu Ming found a big red paper, and wrote on it: The proprietress went abroad temporarily, and the store was temporarily guarded by a newly recruited young man, and new and old customers were welcome to enter the store to buy.

After Wu Ming finished writing, he also drew a portrait of himself under the red paper, and he planned to take a photo tomorrow and paste it there, so that it would definitely be no problem, and then he would write down his general situation clearly by the way, so as to give customers a reminder.

"Well, I'm so smart, I'm going to be the best men's lingerie salesperson." Wu Ming looked at himself in the mirror and showed a sincere smile again.