"Dingdong, Six Payne join the group chat."

Xia Li, who was eating, suddenly had a dripping sound in his brain, and then hurriedly went to the group to take a look.

Six Payne?

Chat Group:

Flame Spirit Ji: "Welcome newcomers, newcomers introduce themselves." ”

Six Payne: "*****。。。。。 ~”

He sent a string of text that no one understood.

Qi Lin: "Welcome newcomers. ”

Tianji Wang Hexi: "Welcome newcomers." ”

Chivalrous and courageous Shen Jianxin: "Wait, can any of you understand what the newcomer is saying?" ”

Flame Spirit Ji: "I don't know what it is, I don't understand." ”

Xiao Yan: "This doesn't seem to be incomprehensible." ”

Little belly sand: (???????? `)

Xia Li: "This seems to be what the Japanese said, it should be their words." ”

Chivalrous and courageous Shen Jianxin: "Yes, yes, yes, it is the Dongying people, there is a daily rotation purchase in our place, which is made by their Dongying people, and they use this kind of incomprehensible text." ”

Tianji Wang Hexi: "This language is not the orthodox language of the Kamigawa civilization, it should be the language unique to some small places." ”

Six Payne: "*****。。。。。 ~”

Smart Ji Yeyun: "I know this kind of text, I remember that in the past, there were a lot of cartoons from Dongying, and our older generation liked to watch them." ”

Xia Li: "Don't you like to watch it?" ”

Smart Ji Yeyun: "I don't like to watch it, I prefer to play games, don't you want to play with me?" I have a fire unicorn. ”

Xia Li: "In that case, you are very brave, but I may not be able to beat you, after all, I haven't fought for many years." ”

Qi Lin: "I'm Black Fire Qi Lin. ”

Flame Spirit Ji: "Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but shouldn't we find a way to communicate with this newcomer, otherwise it will be very urgent." ”

Smart Ji Yeyun expressed a warm welcome to this new friend in Dongying dialect, and told him that we are a regular group, and the group is full of good people, so newcomers should not be afraid.

Xia Li: "Oh, only you, a high-level intellectual, can communicate with newcomers in the group. ”

Tianji King Hexi: "This newcomer, don't talk about this language anymore, you should learn the orthodox language of the Kamigawa civilization." ”

Smart Ji Yeyun: "I'll help you convey it." ”

Xia Li: "There is a translation capsule in that group, and the price is also very cheap, only ten points, this is what I prepared to deal with this language barrier." ”

Tu Shan Yaya: "But, what is the use of what you say like this, group leader, he doesn't understand, do you want all of us to buy a translation capsule to chat with him." ”

Xia Li: "Why don't I lend him ten points first, and then return them to me when he has it!" ”

[Ding Dong, the handsome, intelligent and kind Xia Liqun lends Liudao Payne ten points]

Xia Li: "Ye Yun, you translate for him." ”

Smart Ji Yeyun: "Okay." ”

Then Ye Yun explained the situation to the newcomer to the group in Dongying dialect, and the newcomer compared the gourd to the scoop, bought a translation capsule and ate it.

【Six Ways Payne Purchase Translation Capsule】

Flame Spirit Ji: "Okay, newcomers, hurry up and introduce yourself, it's too difficult, and there will be a language barrier." ”

Six Payne: "I am Payne, I am God!" ”

Xia Li: "You have to remember to pay me back my points, points are hard currency in the group." ”

Tu Shan Yaya: "Why is it a god again?" ”

Xiao Yan: "Hey, what is this, it's not that the gods are embarrassed to join the group, there are a lot of gods in the group." ”

Xia Li: "That's right, there's another god." ”

Qi Lin: "The concept of God in each world is different, Daji's world, God is the god race, in our world, God is the terminal of the supercomputer, in Shen Jianxin's world, it is relatively pure, it is a mythical god like Lu Dongbin, the god of Tang Sanzang's world, is the person of Tiangong." ”

Kirin: "And what kind of god does Payne look like?" ”

Nagato's brow furrowed, not quite understanding what she was talking about.

Speaking of gods, in Xia Li's impression, the gods of the Yu-Gi-Oh world are three cards.

Six Paths Payne: "I, of course, am a god, not a god of any kind. ”

Xia Li saw the head of Liudao Payne, a scrawny man with white hair, skin covered with bones, and a very typical face of chronic wasting disease.

Qianrenxue: "Liudao Payne, I am also a god, what kind of god are you?" ”

This stopped Nagato, did he give himself a name for being awesome, just talking about God is scary enough, if you add a prefix, wouldn't it be even more compelling.

Well, that's it, let Xiao Nan help me want to know the name.

Six Payne: "Does another world really exist?" ”

Xia Li: "Yes, another world definitely exists. ”

Liudao Payne: "Then I want to ask, where do the dead go?" Heaven? Or is it another world? ”

Xia Li: "It's impossible, when people die, they die, and they generally don't go to heaven, most of them go to hell, you don't want to resurrect your friends, right?" ”

Su Daji: "Another one who wants to be resurrected." ”

Tendo Payne: "That's right, I want to resurrect my best friend, Yahiko!" ”

Su Daji: "Who is he?" Besides, is this a man or a woman? ”

Tiandao Payne: "Man, it's my comrade-in-arms, you are from another world, don't you have a way to bring people back from the dead?" ”

Tianji Wang Hexi: "No, in any world, it is not easy to resurrect the dead, people can't be resurrected after death, you better accept the reality as soon as possible, besides, you look too thin, right?" ”

Smart Ji Yeyun: "That's right, how can you be so thin, you won't get sick." ”

Liudao Payne: "No, I'm healthy. ”

Qi Lin: "If you're so thin, you won't be able to find a girlfriend." ”

Liudao Payne: "I won't focus on the love of children, I still have big things to do!" ”

Li Xingyun, the most handsome in the rivers and lakes: "It seems that he is a man with a lot of dreams." ”

Originally, Qianrenxue, who had three wrong views in the group, was sad enough, but it turned out that there was another second-year teenager Nagato.

As the saying goes, a man is a teenager until he dies, and this Nagato has always been stupid, and he has been doing some strange things all his life.

Smart Ji Yeyun: "Lord of the group, I really want to know why this newcomer looks skinny." ”

Sister Bao'er of Society: "This newcomer must be missing some blows, and the group leader should hurry up and hit him." ”

Heavenly Dao Payne: "Why are you hitting me?" ”

Sister Bao'er of Society: "Your bold words and ambitions are incompatible with the main theme of this group." ”

Xia Li: "Actually, I don't need to hit him, this newcomer's life is even more miserable than Flame Spirit Ji." ”

Flame Spirit Ji: "Hmph, I've changed my fate, and now I'm living very comfortably." ”

Sister Bao'er of Society: "Changed her fate and became a small village girl." ”

Flame Spirit Ji: "What's wrong with living in the village, we have beautiful mountains and rivers here, and my skin is better than yours." ”

Xia Li: "The newcomer should be called Nagato.,Orphaned because of the war.,And came to study under Konoha Sanninja Jiraiya.,Learn ninjutsu.,After graduation,With like-minded people.,Founded the Xiao organization.,Try to turn the tide in the troubled times.,Help the building to fall in the general.,As a result, the sky doesn't fulfill people's wishes.,This child is still too young.,Konoha's group of Tibetans used a divisive strategy.,Yuyin Village group turned back.,Xiao organization collapsed.,His friend Yahiko also died because of it.,Later, he developed the blood limit reincarnation eye.,Seize the power of Yuyin Village., Later, in the process of catching the tailed beast, he died. ”

Xia Li didn't watch many Dongying cartoons in his previous life, they were all relatively old, like Naruto, Pirates, Dragon Ball, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh four-wheel drive brothers, almost all of them were watched, but they were all Chinese versions.

Later, he rarely watched Dongying animation.,The main reason is that he can't understand it.,And there's no Chinese dubbing in Dongying animation on the Internet.,Talking crookedly for a long time.,I can't understand a word.,You have to read subtitles.。

Xia Li told the detailed process about Nagato's life experience.

Nagato's heart was beating very violently, this? Does that sum up my life?

Impossible, how could I lose to the ninja of Konoha!

Sister Bao'er of Society: "I know." ”

Heavenly Dao Payne: "Why do you know about me?" Who are you? ”

Xia Li: "I'm just a cook. ”

Nagato, you are a cook, and you can give me a lot of things? It's like I've experienced it myself.

Isn't it possible that I am a dignified god, and you are not as good as a cook?

Tendo Payne: "This Naruto Uzumaki, is he very powerful?" ”

Xia Li: "He's not very powerful, it's just a relatively rare kind, his mouth is out, with your mind, you can't resist it, even if you are determined to destroy Konoha now, in the end, you will still change your mind." ”

Little belly sand: (?? _??)

Sister Bao'er of Society: "IQ is not enough to make up for life." ”

Nagato couldn't believe that he would be fooled by a teenager, no way, I'm Payne, I'm a god!

Xia Li: "Nagato, in fact, you can try to change your future, this road has been blocked, you have another road to go." ”

Heavenly Dao Payne: "What road?" ”

Queen Hexi looked at Xia Li's overview of Tiandao Payne, and was a little helpless, hey, this kid is really a head iron.

Tianji Wang Hexi: "The location of your rain country is still good, among the big countries, if you develop the economy, you can become an economic hub here, the market is very broad, you should be able to make a lot of money, so you should not close the country." ”

Sister Bao'er Society: "Impossible, he doesn't have this brain, he will definitely mess things up." ”

Heavenly Payne: "Developing the economy?" Where is the direct plundering of the money that comes quickly? ”

Tianji Wang Hexi: "Sister Bao'er is right, you really don't have this brain." ”

Xia Li: "Haha, don't hit him like this, it's pitiful." ”

Sister Bao'er of Society: "A good hand of cards is played badly." ”

The geographical location of the Land of Rain, in the gap between the great powers, can almost be said to be at the center of the entire Hokage world.

If you compare the Warring States period in China, it should be the location of Korea or Wei.

In terms of strength, the position of the Land of Rain is more like Zheng Guo.

This location is good or good, the market is vast, and it is located in the center, which can easily become a battlefield for the game between major powers, so the people of the Land of Rain have always suffered from it.

Xia Li: "Nagato, do you have any special commodities that you can sell in the country of Rain?" ”

Tiandao Payne: "No, I don't want to develop the economy, I have higher ideals." ”

Sister Bao'er of Society: "This kid has narrowed the way. ”

Tianji Wang Hexi: "That's right. ”

Qi Lin: "Payne, why don't you go eat first, don't be like this, it's scary to be so thin, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend." ”

Nagato has entered the sage mode, and he never cares about his girlfriend or something, even if he has the beautiful Xiaonan by his side, he is also bent on avenging Yahiko.

Xia Li: "Nagato, the location of your place is very good, even if you don't have to fight, you can let your people live and work in peace and contentment." ”

Nagato, at his core, still wants to pursue peace.

He is different from Obito, Obito is a cognitive error, Obito is a child, his three views are unstable, and their Uchiha family has ancestral neurosis and is easy to drill the horns.

And Nagato's words, he has always been for justice, and the justice he insists on should be true justice, and the mistake is to take the road with dirt.

Heavenly Dao Payne: "Who are you?" ”

Xia Li: "We are all people from another world, we are outside, and we can see more clearly than you can see. ”

Xia Li said everything about bringing the masked man to earth, as well as the origin of his reincarnation eye.

When Nagato found out about Obito, he felt deeply deceived.

Qi Lin: "It turns out that the eye can still be transplanted, and their medical level here is quite good." ”

Tianji Wang Hexi: "No, Qi Lin, this world is different, these worlds cannot be understood by ordinary common sense. ”

Xia Li agreed, what kind of medical level is very powerful, just buckle Yahiko's eyes off and install a new eye on him, there is no need for medicine at all.

It's like a plug-and-play plugin.

Tendo Payne: "I don't want to be led by the nose by them, I want to know the best of both worlds, group leader, ask something, the real Madara Uchiha, is he dead now?" ”

Xia Li: "It's dead." ”

Madara Uchiha had been relying on the energy of the sacred tree to keep him alive, and after he had fooled the Uchiha Obito into a lame, he pulled out the tube himself and left with a smile.

Although this world is chaotic, fortunately, the people who have the right to speak in this world are not people with high intelligence, but people with high military force.

These people, in terms of strategy, are generally average, otherwise they can let Tuan Zang play alone.

Xia Li: "How many years is Konoha in your current time?" ”

Tendo Payne: "We in the Land of Rain don't use the Konoha chronology method. ”