Chapter 97: Every second, every second, every second
"Virgin, not worthy to be my master!"
This......
This Nima ......
Zhou Yi's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.
Ever since he was beaten into a pig's head by the War Spirit, he had considered a hundred reasons why the Mysterious War Spirit rejected him, but he hadn't considered this one.
There are some things that the person concerned is always the last to know.
For example, Zhou Yi, until today, he knew that he was actually a little virgin in the new world.
As a man who used to be a prostitute, Zhou Yi subconsciously regarded himself as a person who had come over and ignored a key point.
In the new world, he fell in love 50 times, and he didn't even hold the hands of those girls, and he was really a boy chicken in theory.
"Little cockroach, if you say that, I'm going to argue with you."
Zhou Yi said confidently: "Virgin, it means that I am pure, do you understand purity?" Do you understand the core values? ”
"Huh." The mysterious war spirit once again conveyed that utter disdain.
Zhou Yi found a breakthrough: "Don't be in a hurry, you can't go back anyway, let's discuss it, why do you look down on virgins?" ”
The mind of the mysterious war spirit seemed to be snorting coldly: "In my hometown, virginity is the most incompetent manifestation. ”
Zhou Yi was very unconvinced: "Why is it incompetent, being able to resist temptation and guard himself like jade, this is just a manifestation of the strength of the heart." In the history of our world, there are some eminent monks who have been enlightened all their lives, can you say that they are not strong enough? ”
The mysterious war spirit was even more disdainful: "Ignorant mortals, my generation's understanding of your world is beyond your imagination. The so-called monks you mentioned were also romantic figures when they were young, and later they escaped into the empty door after seeing through the red dust, in short, they are not poor boys like you. ”
“……”
Zhou Yi was speechless, feeling that the attitude of the mysterious war spirit towards a virgin was like a normal person seeing a piece of, lest he avoid it.
Sensing that Zhou Yi was deflated, the mysterious war spirit released a cheerful emotion, and made up for it: "There is an old saying in your world, if you don't sweep a house, why sweep the world?" You can't even conquer a woman, how can you conquer the world? Incompetent waste, you are not worthy to be my host! ”
Zhou Yi's mentality exploded: "Ouch, my temper, what a big deal, don't you just find a girl to roll the sheets?" Let's talk about the ugly things first, is it that if I say goodbye to my virgin body, you will honestly listen to me? ”
"Mortal, I sense that you plan to find some vulgar powder to solve the problem, and my generation looks down on you more and more."
The mysterious war spirit said coldly: "Since you want to conquer, of course you must conquer the most powerful woman." My generation has collected a lot of information in your world, and there is a woman named Blood Butcher, who is known as the first person in the world. If you conquer her, we will come and do something for you. ”
"Blood butcher?" Zhou Yi was full of black lines: "You deliberately tricked me, if I can level the blood butcher, then I will be the first person in the world, do I still need your help?" Routines, you are full of routines, I won't be fooled! ”
"Idiot!"
The mysterious war spirit ruthlessly despised Zhou Yi: "The Blood Butcher is just recognized as the first person in the world by the idle people, do you think she is really invincible in the world?" There are at least ten hidden old monsters in your world, and their strength is above that of the Blood Butcher. ”
"Old monsters? How do you know? Zhou Yi was secretly surprised and captured the keyword. Once he chatted with Sister Tang, and heard Tang Ya mention that this world is likely to hide a worldly master who is more powerful than the Great Grandmaster.
"Since my generation has come, it doesn't hurt to tell you." The mysterious war spirit said proudly: "Your world is just a low-dimensional planet of a D-class civilization. The universe is infinitely large, and a D-class civilization like yours is like a tiny speck of dust in the vast universe. My generation comes from the high-dimensional star field of A-level civilization, and it is easy to decipher the information of your world, and in the ten days that I have been asleep, I have already cracked your satellite signals, and I know everything about the battle spirit star. ”
With such a high-tech topic, Zhou Yi couldn't interject.
He was inspired to think that his 999-level system would also be the high-tech of a high-dimensional planet?
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Do you know the outer heavens?" ”
The mysterious war spirit became arrogant again: "Humble virgin, you are not qualified to ask me questions. ”
Zhou Yihuo went out: "Let's discuss, you tell me the secret of the outer heavens, and I will go to deal with the blood butcher." ”
The mysterious war spirit does not see the rabbit and does not scatter the eagle: "Mortal, you are not qualified to talk to our generation on an equal footing, prove yourself first." ”
Zhou Yi didn't believe in evil anymore and resorted to all the routines, but the mysterious war spirit was no longer fooled and ignored him at all.
After tossing for a long time, Zhou Papi had a painful realization: if he couldn't sleep in the Blood Butcher, I am afraid that the mysterious war spirit would not give him face in his life.
He was determined and used his last nirvana: "Little cockroach, confess, you don't dare to come out to see me, is it because you are too ugly?" Let me guess, you look down on me so much, it's actually because you look down on yourself, because you're so ugly, you're still a virgin, and you're embarrassed to meet people, right? ”
Mystic War Spirit: "......"
"Collect 999 points of negative energy from the mysterious war spirit."
"Collect 999 points of negative energy from the mysterious war spirit."
"Collect 999 points of negative energy from the mysterious war spirit."
With a simple and unpretentious triple attack, there was a cloud of light and shadow in the dormitory.
Zhou Yi was prepared for a long time, and used the control of Daju at the bottom of the box on the spot.
He decided to show the mysterious war spirit his terrifying strength, and succeeded in killing himself.
I saw two chrysanthemums the size of a pu fan reaching the dark red light and shadow, and suddenly rebounded back and submerged into Zhou Yi's body.
Burst!
Zhou Yi spurted out a mouthful of blood and ate his ultimate move raw.
That scene happened so quickly that his nine-star forbidden spell seemed to be swallowed by a mysterious force, and then bounced back into his body, instantly unleashing critical damage, causing him to be completely unresponsive.
If he hadn't practiced the I Ching Pulp Cleansing Technique, he would have been destroyed on the spot by his own ultimate.
Zhou Yi, who fell to the ground, was like gold paper, his internal organs were severely damaged, and even the sixth layer of the God of War Technique, which had a wonderful healing effect, could not repair his injuries in a short time.
The mysterious war spirit who couldn't see his true body clearly in the light and shadow had a hobby of beating the water dog, and violently held down Zhou Yi and beat him violently.
After a few minutes, the war spirit was overwhelmed and said proudly, "Mortal, this is the price of blasphemy. If you blaspheme once, I'll hit you once! ”
Immediately afterwards, the mysterious war spirit turned into a point of light and drilled into Zhou Yi's eyebrows.
Zhou Papi was beaten into a pig's head again, and this time he was so badly injured that he couldn't even scream.
He lay on the ground, spent three days, non-stop running the sixth layer of the God of War Technique, and finally healed his internal injuries and barely stood up.
Looking at his blue nose and swollen face in the mirror, Zhou Yi burst into tears in his heart.
This kind of tragedy of beating myself to the point where I lay down for three days makes everyone want to cry.
He realized that he still underestimated the mysterious war spirit, and the invincible control of Daju was useless to the little cockroach.
He originally wanted to second the air every second, and in the end, he would second himself every second.
casually soaked a pack of instant noodles to pad his stomach, and he began to run the I Ching Pulp Washing Gong to repair his appearance problems.
Gradually, that feeling of shame came back to the surface.
The last time he was beaten into a pig's head by a small cockroach, Zhou Yi made rapid progress, and reached the late stage of entry in one day.
Today, there was that embarrassing situation again, and Zhou Yi felt that he had made significant progress.
He had a bad guess that the I Ching Pulp Cleansing Gong could speed up the progress of cultivation even if he was traumatized. And ordinary people don't hurt Zhou Yi at all, only the beating of a small cockroach can bring him this kind of hidden benefits.
Gradually, Zhou Yi's body made a crackling sound like fried beans, and the meridian bones were tempered with high intensity.
When he finished his work, the I Ching marrow washing skill actually broke through to the realm of Xiaocheng!
A layer of oil appeared on his body, and some of the impurities latent in his body were discharged.
Walking to the bathroom and taking a shower, Zhou Yiyi looked in the mirror and was suddenly frightened by himself.
Just like the transformation of the superpower protagonist in the movie, his appearance has changed dramatically, and his body shape has also changed, and a completely strange man appeared in the mirror, which shocked Zhou Yi's mouth and opened his mouth: "I'll drop a day, this is the seventy-two changes of Sun Wukong?" ”