022 It's French (long chapter)
Masha imagined that this B34 shop should have a bit of a mysterious atmosphere, that is, the kind of shop that looks fine anywhere, but feels strange at first glance.
As a result, the little girl looked all the way to the store number, and when she arrived in front of B34, Masha was shocked.
This looks ...... It's a comic shop.
As soon as I entered, I saw a small shelf facing the door, which was full of various anime-themed keychains and other small goods, and then I saw that the store was densely packed with bookshelves on three sides of the store.
There are many names in the manga that make Masha feel full of immediacy, for example, there is a Masha manga that he thought was Naruto at first glance, but after a closer look at the second glance, he found that the person was not called NARUTO (Naruto's Japanese romanization), but nagato, which is probably called ...... Nagato?
But looking at the design of this spine, I feel that except for the name, everything else is the same as Naruto.
Marsha was eager to pick it up and see what it was all about.
It's a pity that the perspective essence has no hands.
By the way, the author of this manga is called Kishimoto Kishimoto, and the name is the same.
- The author is the same, the painting style is the same, it's all a ninja theme, but the name of the protagonist has changed?
The little girl made her way to the counter, and Marsha took a cursory glance at the things on the wall of the bookshelves she passed.
All of the manga have a subtle sense of dislocation, but there is no doubt that there is a counterpart on Earth.
Most of the works were painted by the original author on a specific subject, but the subtle ones went off the road.
For example, Rumiko Takahashi's "Inuyasha" became "Sesshomaru", which was discussed with the editor because of some accidents that caused the male to be replaced by Sesshomaru?
Naruto's situation.,Maybe it's also because the author of the name is invalid and decides the name of the male protagonist by drawing lots.,And then didn't catch the name Naruto?
There are also some changes that are also very distinctive, such as Nobuhiro Kazuki's "Rogue Kenshin" has become "Great Confucian Kenshin", probably because this world Fuso has always been a layman province of the Dahua Empire, and naturally there is no end to the curtain.
Masha really wants to see what Kenshin in this world has become.
It's a pity that he can't flip through the book, and he can't tell the little girl to let her flip through it for the second brother to satisfy his hunger.
The little girl arrived at the counter, just opened her mouth, and then she was stunned.
Masha seconds understood, the little girl probably suddenly remembered that this kind of store can't be a little kid running over and saying, "I want to buy implants" and take out the implants.
There must be some kind of "code", "cut", or something like that.
Like "Mohamoha", "Why is the face red again" and so on.
The little girl looked back at Jiangcheng Road and Gao Ning, and then found that the two of them ran to the comic book shelves first when they entered the door.
"Oh, the new one-liner is here." Gao Ning took out a NAGATO and began to flip through it, Ma Sha immediately moved the perspective to that side, and then he forgot one thing, the "reference point" of his perspective could be turned closer to Gao Ning, but there must be a little girl in his field of vision.
In other words, if the point of view shifts to the position close to Gao Ning, that is, between Gao Ning and the little girl, he can't look in the direction of Gao Ning, and the direction of his gaze will be turned away from Gao Ning and facing the little girl.
In order for his vision to be able to see Gao Ning, Masha had to turn away from Gao Ning.
- Damn, it's inconvenient to be a perspective master!
The little girl looked at the two people who began to look through the comics with an unhappy face, but it was hard to say anything, after all, it was the normal operation of normal people to look through the new issue of the comics first when they entered the store, and it was really not normal to go straight to the counter.
The little girl must have figured this out, but she refused to turn around and flip through the comics.
She slapped the table with her hand and shouted, "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" β
The clerk behind the counter was originally flipping through a model magazine, but when he heard the little girl's voice, he raised his head suspiciously, and said suspiciously: "The river demon of Pagoda Town?" β
"Mohamoha!" The little girl shouted again.
The clerk shook his head: "I can't recite this paragraph, or you can ask me why I'm blushing." β
The little girl pursed her lips and looked back at Gao Ning and Jiangcheng Lu.
The two of them are still scanning the new single book, showing the true colors of the dead house.
The little girl looked at the clerk again and changed the phrase: "The air is trembling." β
"As if the sky is burning?" The clerk still used interrogative sentences.
"Pull out the mountains and cover the world!"
"The times are not good, and the time will not pass?"
The little girl was about to say something else, but the clerk spoke first: "Little girl, what are you doing here?" Hey, you two, don't you care if you bring your sister here? Just throw her over and talk to me about it? β
At this time, the two people who were scanning the comics finally looked over here.
Clerk: "It's you, you two have finally come to the step of grass powder, alas, I know." This line is a big dye vat, with white cloth going in and rainbow cloth coming out. β
"Don't talk nonsense, we don't do that kind of thing. Let me introduce to you, this young lady is the daughter of Ma Houye's brother. Gao Ning said impatiently.
The clerk frowned: "Master Ma, which Lord Ma is it?" β
"How many other Marquis Masters are there in Guanhai Mansion?"
Gao Ning said and looked back at the door: "The enchantment is open?" β
"It's on by default. Remember, no matter whether you buy anything from me today or not, you have to buy 'fierce materials' as a cover. β
"Oops, we've all been here so many times, Menqing. What do you have right now? Let's pick out the ones before we get down to business. β
The clerk snapped his fingers, so the barrier on the bookshelf wall behind him was lifted, and Masha realized that the bookshelf behind the clerk was full of books, not the kind of all ages.
"There are a lot of good goods, do you want a new issue of the Girl Knights?"
"Bring me a copy." Gao Ning was very decisive, "The lady told the door that you have new goods, it seems to be true." β
The clerk took out the new issue of the "Girl Knights" and threw it in front of Gao Ning: "What else do you want?" β
Marsha only fully understood here that in order to explain why there was an enchantment at his door, the store would sell a book as a cover.
"We're going to buy implants."
"The Faraday school doesn't." The clerk said, "You're not being followed, are you?" β
"No, you can rest assured that our anti-stalking. Also, we are not Faraday school, although we both use electricity and magnetism, but we Lorentz school also have attainments in optics and acoustics. β
"There is no Lorentz school either, and the two of you have long passed the stage where you can directly insert implants to upgrade, right? Got the dissertation and topic research done? β
"It's not us who buy." Jiangcheng Road finally spoke.
The clerk was stunned for a second, then looked down at the little girl, and then he shook his head: "No, no!" This girl is only ten years old, right? It's too early. β
"It's not early, I've seen the book my brother secretly hid, and it's not a big deal."
Masha felt that the little girl was deliberately pretending to be stupid at this time, so that she could appear cute and cute.
The clerk was very serious: "Your brother deserves to die." β
Masha thought to himself, then I have to die 9998 times to be enough.
Jiang Chenglu: "So what implants do you have on hand now?" Anything, we all have to buy it. β
The clerk was shocked, and so was Marsha.
But Ma Sha immediately remembered what he had said to Jiangchenglu, so in Jiangchenglu's opinion, all the implants would be accepted in full.
However, Marsha will indeed take it all as ordered.
- Don't be in vain, anyway, the "reward" you pay is knowledge.
The clerk looked at Jiangcheng Lu and Gao Ning back and forth, and suddenly said, "So, Lord Taidou sent you to do something?" β
Jiang Chenglu didn't respond, but at this time, he didn't deny it, smart people know what it means.
The clerk no longer flammed his tongue, and turned around and pushed open the small door in the corner of the bookshelf wall behind him and got in.
After a while he came out with this suitcase and opened it on the counter.
There were four things in the suitcase.
"It's all here." The clerk said, "There was too much trouble before, most of the people were hiding, and all the familiar sources of goods could not be contacted, and these four were able to come to me with a lot of luck." β
"Four is a lot." Gao Ning said, "Don't say it, it's like there are only four things that make you lose face." β
"These four have not been examined." The clerk said, "After all, in extraordinary times, the usual underground notaries have either hidden, or sat on the ground to raise prices, and some have even begun to eat black." Now the only way to compare the safety of the inspection is to go to the professors' association or the witcher, and I personally don't have the ability to confirm the quality and authenticity of these things. β
Gao Ning glanced at Jiangcheng Road.
Jiangcheng Road: "A Newton-Galilean school, a Darwinian, a Pasteurist, and a ......"
Jiang Chenglu's gaze stopped at the last implant.
Marsha's focus at this time is also on this last implant.
It looked like boiled water in a test tube.
- Isn't it?
Jiangcheng Road: "This is ...... The Freudian School? I don't want this last one. β
The little girl shouted, "Wait a minute! What school of thought do you say? β
"The Freudian school, but nine times out of ten the implants of this school are fake, because any means of testing will determine that it is plain water. Even the joint meeting of professors could not confirm the authenticity. Jiangcheng Road explained at a glance.
"That's right, unless you get it directly from someone you know about Freud, it's a fake nine times out of ten." Gao Ning added.
The clerk laughed: "Don't be stupid, the reason why you got the real thing from the Freudian school people you know is because you have been deceived by him so long ago that you don't have any underwear left, and he has ulterior motives for giving it to you, and he must have his purpose." How about it, little girl, it's all a prize anyway, do you want to take a bite? β
The clerk picked up the tube and shook it at the little girl.
"It's free, not your money."
Masha thought to herself, this little girl will definitely take a sip without hesitation!
However, what he didn't expect was that the little girl hesitated herself.
"My second brother is also a Freudian school, and I think about it, and what his abilities can do, it seems that I can usually do it with a flammy tongue and appearance."
Marsha's psychoanalytic abilities were working normally, and he immediately saw the nature of the little girl's hesitation.
She was scared.
Many people are like this, they have always had enthusiastic expectations for the unknown, but they are really in front of the unknown, but they are cowardly.
The so-called Ye Gong is a good dragon, which is probably what he said.
At this moment, Masha found that her sister was an ordinary ten-year-old girl, just a little smarter than ordinary girls.
Masha intends for Enterprising Meow to take advantage of this opportunity to break the Floyd implant.
He didn't want a second Freudian school around him, and his own experience, as well as the rumors he had heard from Rifle, made him feel bad about the Freudian masters.
If he was really using psychological cues to guide his students, then he shouldn't let the little girl get tricked.
It's the responsibility of being an older brother.
Just as Masha was about to act, the little girl spoke: "Darwinians...... Heard that you can grow fox ears and a fluffy tail on your own? β
"It's true that a directed mutation is successful, but it's not recommended." The clerk said, "Because it's so hard to hide, it's basically like saying to the witcher, 'Uncle, come and get me.'" Generally, the Darwinian school that mutates like this is a high-level lecturer or above, and has the ability to escape the pursuit of the demon hunters, so they do this. For example, there is a beautiful Darwinian beauty who suddenly turned herself into an octopus. β
Masha was shocked: Why?
- Isn't it fragrant when you are a beauty?
The little girl shouted in surprise: "Why octopus?" β
"There is also a theory that she made a mistake in the directional mutation." The clerk shrugged, "Darwinists often have surprises like this. Sometimes mutations can make you stronger than you thought you would, but the way to become stronger is not the same as you think. Of course, it is also possible that the mutation will make you weaker, but you have some inexplicable abilities, and if you use them well, they will be very strong under certain circumstances. β
- For example, the ability to control the stairs can be disguised as time stop if you have the right strategy?
The little girl nodded: "That's it, I understand."
"What are the characteristics of this Pasteurist?"
At this time, Gao Ning interjected: "Its characteristic is that it is weak, very weak. β
Jiangcheng Road: "Yes. But in certain cases, it's pretty powerful. However, as soon as the opponent used magic such as transforming into the fire elemental and became immune to bacteria and viruses, the Pasteurists were blinded. β
Clerk: "But this school has a characteristic, if you are caught by the witcher, you will not die, and you will most likely become an official brewer, pastry chef, and if you are lucky, you can become a palace chef, the head of the imperial dining room or something." β
Masha could only sigh, speaking is an art, and the clerk said that Masha was a little moved: Frankenstein who will not die if he is caught!
Gao Ning was also assisting on the side: "Yes, the group within the Pasteurists themselves are saying that if you are caught, you will surrender, and the more simply you surrender, the greater your chances of survival." β
- This school, a school of French?
Wait, Pasteur, it seems to be the French...... This plane is supposed to be FranΓ§oisian.
If you think about it, the Pasteurists were good at winemaking, bread making, cheese...... It's all French specialty!
Yes, it's the French School!
Wait a minute! French School......
Masha looked at his sister.
Ma Xiaomei is very short.
Ma Xiaomei is a woman
Ma Xiaomei is not French, so for France, she is a foreigner......
Shorty, Woman, Foreigner......
Hey?