Chapter Twenty-Nine: Cooking
Li Tianhao looked at Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian who were surrounding in front of him, turned his head to look at Huang Xiaowei and said very dissatisfied: "Young man, our attitude should be quite good, and your father's injury is also unintentional." ”
"Do you think that if you find two friends and two old men, you think you are the underworld? Young people now. Li Tianhao shook his head, with a look of helplessness and disdain.
Huang Xiaowei glanced at Li Tianhao and said, "I'm not unreasonable, but what I heard from you just now, will I come to our family to trouble in the future, since this is the case, it is better to ........... Ay.... He's ..... What do you say about Lao Cao? ”
"Cut the grass and eradicate the roots!!"
"Hey, yes, cut the grass and eradicate the roots" As soon as Huang Xiaowei's words fell, a bald man standing next to Li Tianhao immediately said viciously: "Boy, be respectful, do you know who you are talking to?" ”
Li Xiaoyan pointed at the bald man, "My brother is the brother-in-law he pushed!" ”
"Mom, okay, you bald guy will look at Lao Tzu for a while...... How do buddies clean up yours. ”
Li Tianhao looked at Huang Xiaowei with a cold gaze and said, "Young man, don't play with fire, it won't do you any good if you anger us." ”
Huang Xiaowei snorted coldly with his nostrils facing the sky, and at the same time hurriedly ran behind Meng Tian, stretched out a middle finger, and measured Li Tianhao and said, "You have the ability to come, you hit me, you hit me." ”
Looking at Huang Xiaowei's cheap appearance, Li Tianhao said to the bald head: "It's a little measured to start for a while, just break a few ribs." ”
Huang Xiaowei was happy when he heard this, patted Meng Tian's shoulder and deliberately said loudly: "It's a little measured to start for a while, just stay angry." ”
The bald man spat on the ground and said, "What are you bragging, do you know that Lao Tzu is from Shaolin Temple." ”
Huang Xiaowei looked at it and stopped doing it, pointed to the phlegm on the ground and said, "Hey, did you lick Lao Tzu for a while?" ”
The bald man waved his fist and rushed towards Meng Tian, Meng Tian was just about to raise his foot, only to see Liu Bei pat him on the shoulder and say, "General Meng, these people won't bother you to make a move, just leave it to me and Meng De." ”
As he spoke, Liu Bei scolded at the bald head: "Hey, that bald donkey, you wait for me," and then walked out of the hotel alone, picked up three long branches from the door, weighed them and said: "Well, it's lighter, but it's enough, Liu Bei handed one of the branches to Cao Cao's hand, and said with a smile: "Meng De, can you still use a sword?" ”
Cao Cao laughed, took the branch and said: "Even if it is not as good as you, but it is still possible to deal with these minions, Cao Cao stretched out his hand and pointed at one of the bodyguards and said, "You can come and have a few tricks with Gu." ”
The bodyguard subconsciously looked at Li Tianhao, Li Tianhao nodded and said, "It's all old men, don't get hurt, if he comes to touch porcelain in two days, it won't be easy........"
The bald man and another bodyguard shouted loudly, and rushed towards Liu Bei and Cao Cao with their fists raised, "Bang Bang," the three branches in Cao Cao and Liu Bei's hands were accurately drawn on the fists of the two of them, easily defusing their offensive, and the next thing was .........
..........Papa
The bald man and the bodyguard were pumped by the two old men, and now they can basically only hold their heads and be beaten, the bald man is a little better and wants to get close to Liu Bei's body several times, but in exchange for it is just a sharp twitch of the branch, Liu Bei said unhurriedly while pumping people with a branch: "The swordsmanship is exquisite, stabbing, splitting, teasing, picking, cutting, I will let you taste it one by one today." ”
The bald man here is not looking good when he is pumped by Liu Bei, his face is full of scars left by tree branches, and his good suits have been smashed, Cao Cao is like playing with a child here, and he chatted with Liu Bei while slapping the face of other people's bodyguards, "I said Xuande, I didn't expect you to be so old, and your martial arts haven't regressed much, you are far behind." ”
Liu Bei went down with two branches and said: "Meng De doesn't have to be humble, how can the martial arts of the person who dared to assassinate Dong Zhuo's old thief alone be bad, hey, you turn around and let me slap your ass a few times." ”
The bald man was so stupid, and when he heard Liu Bei's words, he turned around obediently, and took the initiative to pout his ass when he was done.
Li Tianhao, who was in the rear, looked at this scene, his face turned blue with anger, and he hurriedly beckoned to the remaining four bodyguards beside him and said, "You guys go together." ”
Seeing that there were more people on the other side, Cao Cao and Liu Bei dodged cleanly at the same time and said, "General Meng's rest will be handed over to you......."
Meng Tian and Qin Shi Huang stepped forward quickly, and the two of them glanced at the four bodyguards in front of them at the same time, and then ........
........
Bang bang bang, two minutes later, the six security guards plus that Li Tianhao were directly kicked out of the hotel by Meng Tian and Qin Shi Huang, and they were lying on the road one by one and wailing in pain.
Huang Xiaowei saw that the fight was almost done, and immediately rushed out with a rolling pin, recognized the bald man, and struck him hard on the head and scolded: "Let you pretend to be forced, let you pretend to be forced, yes, this one was beaten, anyway, your Shaolin Temple is now doing your best?" ”
The bald man blushed, "I used to cook for the temple......."
Huang Xiaowei looked at the bald man's big face that was pumped by Liu Bei, and he felt a diaphragm in his heart, "Hey, hey, you turn your head around." ”
The bald man was stunned, "Why?" ”
"Because you're ugly......."
Bald man: "........"
Li Tianhao lay on the ground and sighed: "Little brother, this time we admit it, and then take out a thousand yuan from his pocket and put it on the ground, the medical expenses are for you, this can let us go."
Huang Xiaowei wanted to take the money and finish the job, but Cao Cao scolded: "Where is so much nonsense, you are now our prisoner, why don't you hand over all the valuable things on your body quickly, Cao Cao is still slow to react, Liu Bei started to search, and complained while searching: "Why are you so poor, you will bring 200 yuan when you go out, Ao, you are married, no wonder, if you want me to say you modern people, it is really ........" Speaking of this, Huang Xiaowei quickly covered Liu Bei's mouth, Good guy, let's talk about it, it is estimated that Liu Bei will be able to shake out the two ladies of Ganmi.
After Li Tianhao and the others paid the price of nearly three thousand yuan, they all limped away with their companions, Huang Xiaowei could see that Li Tianhao wanted to say two cruel words when he left, but Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian's cold snort all scared them away.
When Li Tianhao and the others were far away, Huang Xiaowei patted his head and screamed badly, and shouted at the back of the bald man: "That bald donkey, haven't you added the floor to my house yet?" ”
The bald man suddenly stumbled, and quickly ran as far as he could, and because he ran too fast, he accidentally hit a telephone pole, and now his big bloody face is really as scary as it gets......
Huang Xiaowei shrugged his shoulders, scolded again, "yes", and led Cao Cao and them directly into the hotel, Xiao Wan'er hurriedly ran down from Huang Xiaowei's body and plunged into Huang Xiaowei's arms.
Huang Xiaowei hugged Xiao Wan'er, looked at his parents and said, "Shouldn't you tell me what they want?" ”
Huang Xiaowei and his father walked into the kitchen with Li Xiaoyan's support and said leisurely: "You'll know in a while." ”
Huang Xiaowei said a little strangely: "Dad, what are you doing?" ”
"Cooking ......."