Masha frowned, he didn't believe everything others said, he had to test it and make his psychoanalytic ability work.

"No, I heard that the professor who came to save me is a big beauty." Marsha said.

Of course this is fake, he just saw the big beauty Zheng Quanquan next to him out of the corner of his eye, so he had an idea and said this.

The old man who called himself An Chengbi said: "Big beauty? There are two big beauties around you, and you're not satisfied? I advise you, just take a look at the big beauties of the professors' association, don't get close, you'll be sane to zero. ”

As he spoke, the old man took out a calculator - yes, it was the kind of calculator that could often be seen at the cash register and other places before the advent of mobile phones, and it was generally "solar".

The old man took the calculator like this, facing Ma Sha, and then pressed the reset button wildly, and the calculator dutifully emitted an electronic synthesis sound like the "colleagues" on the earth: "Zero, zero, zero......"

Masha looked at the old man suspiciously, seriously doubting what kind of powerful prop his calculator was.

So he put on a posture of waiting, and before he could speak, Zheng Quanquan cast an unknown defensive magic, enveloping Masha and herself at the same time.

The old man frowned and looked at Ma Sha: "Why do young people nowadays have no sense of humor?" ”

Masha still looked at the old man suspiciously: What the hell? Did he take the calculator out just to echo the "sanity zero" he had just mentioned in his words?

The old man shoved the calculator behind him under Marsha's gaze, and he didn't know where he had stuffed it back.

Immediately afterwards, the old man took out a box cannon and pointed it at Marsha!

Ma Sha's scalp was numb, and in his imagination, there was already a scene of the box cannon spewing out an overwhelming torrent of energy!

However, Masha didn't feel the slightest murderous intent in the old man.

He watched as the old man pulled the trigger of the box gun.

The next moment, from the muzzle of the box cannon erupted a long roll of paper with the face of a clown attached to the head. With a comical, fart-like whistle, the paper rolls are straightened, and the clown's face bounces towards Marsha.

Masha looked at the strange props suspiciously—plays, toys?

Zheng Quanquan and the little girl were already laughing.

- Wait, they can laugh at such a serious scene?

Marsha sensed something was wrong.

He turned his head to look at Zheng Quanquan and found that the girl was trying her best to hold back her laughter, but obviously failed.

Her shoulders shook with a smile that gave Masha a full idea of how soft fat could be.

The old man pulled the trigger again, and the roll of paper, which had just been retracted, bounced straight again in a fart sound.

Masha heard a knock next to her, turned her head and saw that it was the girl who fell to the ground laughing, and the knock should be the sound of her falling to the ground.

Zheng Quanquan didn't smile as exaggeratedly as the little girl, but he was obviously more powerful than just now.

- Something is wrong, this is not right!

Masha shouted, "Shut up, you two! ”

With Marsha's current influence on the two men, the effect of this angry shout was immediate.

Zheng Quanquan immediately stopped, and the little girl's laughter also weakened significantly.

But An Chengbi pulled the trigger again.

The toy in his hand made a fart sound again.

Ma Sha heard Zheng Quanquan make a "fluttering" sound.

The little girl on the other side covered her mouth, but she still smiled.

The back of Marsha's head was cold, and his whole back was covered with goosebumps.

- No, you can't sit still, you have to fight back.

So he sneered and said to the old man, "Isn't this okay? Isn't it normal to explain your magic weapon first? ”

The old man immediately replied: "I didn't see the little marquis just now, before you used the pocket watch, you explained the effect of the pocket watch." ”

Masha smiled: "I'm young and ignorant. ”

The old man laughed and pulled the trigger at the same time.

This time, even Zheng Quanquan couldn't help it, she covered her mouth, but still let out a laugh, and the little girl rolled on the ground again.

"Although I am an old man, the entire Guanhai Mansion knows that I, An Chengbi, am an old naughty boy." The old man looked at Marsha, pulled the trigger quickly in succession, and said word by word, "I, too, no, understand, what!" ”

This time, even Zheng Quanquan couldn't bear it, this girl's reserve collapsed, and she rolled on the ground and laughed.

The laughter of the two girls had begun to distort, becoming like a hideous sound from hell.

Zheng Quanquan was obviously still conscious, and while she was laughing, she struggled to shout to Ma Sha: "Leave me alone!" I just want to laugh, it won't be life-threatening! ”

The old man smiled, "Yes, I just like to see beautiful little girls smiling all the time." I'm a gentleman. ”

Cold sweat broke out on Marsha's forehead: I believe you're the hell.

I don't know how this gun will endanger the girls' lives, but this toy is certainly not a kind thing.

Marsha: "If you're a gentleman, come at me." ”

"You say this as if I was going to do something bad to you. Didn't I just say that I am a member of the Joint Conference of Professors, and I am here to help you, and I am your reinforcement. This prop in my hand is just a small toy that makes the ladies laugh a lot, and it ranks fourth in my toy collection, so I call it Shudra.

"However, my assistant Wang Jiede, who talks a lot and complains all day long, calls it a laughing gun, which is really a name that has no taste to the extreme."

"The taste of the Shudras is not much better," said Marsha, "and the caste system is not a good thing. ”

"That's not right, Mughal as a big country," said the old man who called himself An Chengbi shook his head with a very curry-flavored gesture, "It is impossible to tolerate the existence of a system without progressive meaning in your own country." I'd love to tell you about my experiences in the Mughals here, but ...... From what I know about the Freudian school, it's not a good idea to talk to you.

"Even if you're just a bachelor's degree, as long as you talk long enough, there will be problems.

"I guess Tengjin just doesn't know this, he talked too much nonsense with you, and was killed by you. Oops, oh no, did I just reveal that I'm actually your enemy? ”

An Chengbi looked at Ma Sha, pretending to have a "big deal" expression, and at the same time sped up the speed of pulling the trigger.

Masha heard the two girls laugh even harder, and at the same time, in the laughter of the girls, he heard the sense of pain.

- Wait, it's breathing! The girls are laughing so hard that they can't breathe!

"You guy! Stop it! The girls are going to run out of breath! ”

"yes, it's normal for them to laugh like this, and they can't breathe." An Chengbi spread his hands, "This is the effect I want, if they are still breathing normally, it will be terrible." ”