Chapter 161: Xuanwu's Women's Sutra

"Ahem, Elder Li, if Lan Lan is here, don't worry about her, take her away, after all, I'm in business, I'm really afraid of any accidents," Luo Tian said with a smile.

This old man just boasted that he was invincible in the sky and on the ground, and now he said that Dongchang was empty, and he was afraid that Lan Lan would make a mistake, in the final analysis, he just wanted to know his identity, how could he not know?

Although he knew that this old man was a good man, and he was the Dinghai Divine Needle of the Lanlan family, Luo Tian still didn't plan to reveal his identity to him, not because he was suspicious of Li Lao, but because he wanted to keep a low profile, wanted to live a peaceful life, and didn't want too many people to know his identity.

"No, no, Xiaoyou, you misunderstood, the old man just said that casually, hehe, people are old, and their words are a little unreliable, Xiaoyou, don't be surprised," Li Lao said with a smile.

Luo Tian shook his head, and didn't mind, seeing that Fahai was still eating and drinking alone, like a starving ghost, he couldn't help but get angry: "Can you also give my brother some face?" I don't care about anything when I eat it,"

"Li Lao, I'm afraid you don't know this master very well, he is a senior monk of Wolong Temple, he is very skilled, he has always wanted to seek guidance from masters, but there is no way out, how can Li Lao not dislike it, you might as well play with two hands?"

Luo Tian said with a smile, he was also very curious about this person's kung fu, the frequency of this person's steps last time had a unique charm, but it was powerful, which made him very interested.

"This-forget it, the old man only has some superficial physical fitness skills, how dare he compare with the monks of Wolong Temple, just kidding, just kidding," Li Lao shook his head, but he despised Luo Tian fiercely in his heart, "This little slippery head, his bottom is not exposed, but he wants to see the old man's bottom is fine,"

"Ah Buddha Tofo, the old donor is polite, and he only knows some superficial kung fu, if the old donor is really a master, he might as well point out the little monk, the little monk is grateful,"

Fahai received Luo Tian's eyes, so he wiped his mouth, folded his hands, and said with a solemn face, and he was like two people who had eaten and drank just now.

Li Lao smiled and shook his head, "Little Lao'er, this old bone, how dare you compete with the master, I'm afraid that you will break up the shelf,"

"Afo Tofo, the old donor's words are serious, the little monk will know the severity, and he will not let the old donor get hurt, he hasn't moved his muscles and bones for a long time, and I hope that the old donor will be perfect,"

Fahai said it well, it looks very modest, but in fact it is arrogant, in fact, this thing is a militant, he believes in Luo Tian's eyesight, this old man should be good at kung fu, otherwise, he will not let himself fight with him.

"Giggles, great monk, you are really not ashamed, tell you that Li Bo is very powerful, you can't find the north if you are careful, and it is not certain who will be injured in the end," Listening to Fahai's words, Lan Lan couldn't help but chuckle, she knew Li Bo's strength, and he was an invincible existence in their Xie family, and his brother and father respected him very much.

"Oh, is it? The little monk is even more enlightened," Fahai's face flushed, but it also aroused his belligerent heart.

"You girl, Li Bodu is old and a handful of bones, as the saying goes, boxing is afraid of being young and strong, the master is in the prime of life, not your opponent, why don't you find Luo Xiaoyou to have a fight?"

Li Lao said with a smile, he knew that Luo Tian wanted to test his strength, but he didn't want him to be satisfied, although he didn't know Luo Tian's details, but this person was definitely not trivial, as soon as he made a move, he would definitely be able to see the way.

"Afotofo, it's not proper, it's not proper, Lord Luo Shi is a pedantic and has profound attainments, and the poor monk knows that he is not an opponent, and if he wants to find an opponent, he must find someone who is similar to himself, or even weaker than himself, so he can only be happy to fight, hey," Fahai's face was really thick, and he said honestly and unceremoniously at the moment.

Li Lao rolled his eyes when he heard this, and dared to love this big monk who wanted to find soft persimmons to pinch and treat himself as a soft persimmon? You bald donkey, it seems that the old man won't show you two tricks, you don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick.

"Hehe, master, don't be careless, Li Lao's kung fu is very powerful, so be it, Li Lao," Luo Tian said with a smile at the moment: "Anyway, you are here, you might as well stay here for a few more days, it just so happens that I am still a brother, and I have always been eager for the guidance of a famous teacher, so I might as well call him together and let him observe it too, how about it?"

Luo Tian is referring to Xuanwu, for his brother, he has actually always been very concerned, it is not a bad thing to win many directors, only by improving his strength, Xuanwu can really be in charge in the future.

"This kid, it seems that he wants to bolt himself here as a free instructor, but it's okay, anyway, the head of the family asked me to come and visit Lan Lan, and by the way, I had a good relationship with this Luo Tian, so I promised him to forget it, the old man doesn't believe it, after a long time, I still don't know your details."

Thinking of this, Li Lao couldn't help but smile: "Xiaoyou seems to have to see the old man make a fool of himself, then okay, you can call it, be happy today, let's talk together,"

Li Lao happily agreed, for the Fahai in front of him, Li Lao can see through his bottom at a glance, and his strength is not weak, but if he wants to fight alone, he doesn't need to use three rounds, just take him to death, just call another person, go together, maybe you can have a good time.

"Hmm," Luo Tian smiled and nodded, and then gave Xuanwu a call.

At this moment, the "Jun Jun Comes Again Tonight" nightclub, on the second floor, Xuanwu is drinking wine, preaching, and the woman is talking, and there are two most loyal listeners sitting in front of him, one is Hei Wuzi, the other is Long Qi, and there is a little sister who often talks about life with Xuanwu.

"Brother Cong, what do you say is the difference between a man and a woman,"

Long Qi poured wine for Xuanwu obscenely, and then asked hehehe, Hei Wuzi was also busy lighting a cigarette, and his eyes were even more obscene, hehe Zhile.

"Hey, Wuzi, Xiaoqi, you asked this, it's the right person, tell you, this is my brother's secret, I won't say it to ordinary people at all, you know?" Xuan Jun took a puff of cigarette, and then a puff of smoke sprayed on Long Qi's face, and said mysteriously.

"That's, that's," the two guys nodded like chickens pecking rice.

"If you want to talk about the difference between men and women, there is a lot of knowledge in this, let's put it simply, anyway, you don't understand it deeply, women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; Men, although they have no merits, have a strength; Men often grasp the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for women's loopholes, which is called seamless. ”

"I hate Brother Cong," the little girl couldn't help blushing, gently beating Xuanwu, and then ran out all at once.

"Well, that makes sense, is there anything else, Brother Cong?" Seeing the girl running out, Long Qi couldn't help but hey Yile, and then asked.

"Do you know why men are smart? It's because men have two heads; The reason why women love to eat is because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because the man figured it out, the woman figured it out. And why divorce? Because men know the depth and the women know the length, the high school teacher used to say that high school is tight, and college is loose. Thinking about it now, it's really a quote worth savoring. ”

Xuanwu shook his head and swayed, living like a teaching beast, listening to Long Qi and Hei Wuzi smiled with their eyebrows, their mouths grinned to the root of their ears, and they looked as obscene as they were, Long Qi also nodded: "Brother Cong, it's Brother Cong, incisive, a word that breaks the sky, it's too knowledgeable, follow you, it's really a lot of knowledge, hey."

"Brother Cong, then what do you say, what is the difference between a girl and a young woman, do you like a girl or a young woman," Hei Wuzi asked with a grin.

Xuanwu took a sip of wine and put the cup on the table: "Pour!"

"Yes, Brother Cong,"

Xuanwu glanced at Hei Wuzi with satisfaction, then smacked his mouth, and then continued, this question is even deeper than the one just now, and it is simple to say: "There is a kind of woman, she is shy and ignorant like a girl, and she also has a vague ** of male and female amorous, this kind of woman is a young woman."

The indescribable ** power and lethality of young women come from within, and it is a natural beauty, which makes men feel that they can't grasp themselves when they see it, this is the biggest difference between them and girls-

Hei Wuzi and Long Qi were intoxicated when they listened, but at this time, Xuanwu's phone rang, Xuanwu had no choice but to stop, pause his speech, and look at the caller ID, it turned out to be Luo Tian, and couldn't help but get nervous, and shouted at Hei Wuzi and Long Qi, and then picked up the phone.

"Brother, what are the instructions?"

"You kid, are you living in vain again, how has your kung fu improved recently?" Luo Tian asked with a smile on the phone.

"Well, brother, I'm practicing," Xuanwu Hehe Yile said, "Oh, that's good, come over now, hurry up, let my brother see if your kung fu has improved," Luo Tiandao.

"Ah-brother, I suddenly have a little stomach ache, I-" When Xuanwu heard this, he almost didn't slide off his seat in fright, and the black five sons and Long Qiyi who were watching were stunned, they didn't have to guess to know whose call this Cong brother answered, and only Brother Tian could stop him.

"What am I, come over quickly, give you five minutes, in less than five minutes, my brother will invite you personally," Luo Tian scolded with a smile, and then hung up the phone.

"Hey, brother, I really have a stomachache, really-" Xuanwu's face suddenly became bitter, and he glanced at the big moon outside the window, this big night was actually going to test his kung fu, and the thought of Luo Tian's demonic methods made his legs and stomachs spin.

"Brother Cong, what's the matter, otherwise, you can finish what you haven't finished talking about just now, we love to hear it," At this moment, Long Qi's big bald head came over to please and said okay, this product has not been listened to.

"Fart, take a good look at the field, brother has something urgent to go out, come back and say, next time you have to pay the tuition, do you know?" Xuanwu slapped Long Qi's bald head, jumped up suddenly, and ran out of the door.