The waves rubbed their chins, and the sandpaper-like stubble gently rubbed against their fingers, similar to the effect of some kind of treatment.

"It seems that the identity of the columnist makes me destined to be extraordinary! The doomsday version is the doomsday version, and it is estimated that it is not bad! ”

He carefully recalled all the plots of the free chapters of "Senior Brother Steady" in his mind, and found that there was one detail that left the deepest impression on him.

Chapter 13, "Anti-Killing".

Psychedelic soft fairy powder, magic weapon for heavenly treasure umbrella, magic paper-cut adult, soul suppression spell, disaster elimination blessing spell......

When the protagonist is facing the enemy, no matter how low the enemy's realm is, he will definitely use a lore move, even if he uses a cannon to fight mosquitoes, he must also be able to "break the bones and scatter ashes".

It's not that you have a monstrous hatred with the enemy, but it's that you should cut the grass and eradicate the roots, kill the enemy, and clean it!

In this way, we can ensure that nothing goes wrong and prevents future troubles.

Thinking of this, Canglang smiled slightly, and said secretly: "It's so hard to win my heart, ahhaha~"

When the inspiration came, he immediately created a new document and began to crackle and write.

Maybe he was too intoxicated, or maybe he was too self-congratulatory, and in thirty minutes, he wrote a 2,000-word book review.

Then it took another thirty minutes to fix typos, the proposed title and the accompanying image.

Because, according to his writing experience, typos don't really matter.

The title is important, even crucial.

He has read a lot of popular articles, but in fact, the title is better, and the content is not enough.

Abbreviated as "Title Party"!

encountered this kind of popular article, after he was sour in his heart for three seconds, his backhand was a report.

The reason for the choice is also very simple: the title is exaggerated and does not match the content!

As for the picture, it can often be the finishing touch, the icing on the cake, the charcoal in the snow, the life-saving straw, and even the Jedi counterattack.

He once used an intimate picture of Tom and his female partner in "Mission Impossible" to send the reading volume of an unknown spy war novel to the sky, breaking 10,000.

Forget it, the past is all in the past!

Who knows if it will be used after being reborn, and whether it will work?

When he wrote, edited, and matched the book review with pictures, posted it on a certain platform, and was about to publish it simultaneously in the Doomsday column, a new dilemma was in front of him.

He didn't know which topic to choose!

The topics I have read before seem to be a bit out of line with his "The Protagonist Lives by Stealing and Creating the First Myth of the Year".

"Best of the Year" seems to be the most feasible, after all, the first book is indeed the first book of the year.

But "the pearl will never be dusted" seems to be quite in line, after all, this is really a good book!

After thinking about it, when Canglang finally chosen, he checked "licking the dog must not HOUSE".

Because the topic clearly states, the ultimate licking dog in the inventory book.

He carefully compared the book reviews he had written, and they were extremely consistent.

All the work has been done, and the last step is to click publish.

Drip~

"Dear columnist, since you are still in the assessment period, the article needs to be strictly reviewed, and there are no problems before it can be published."

"Certified columnist, do you need to be audited?"

"No, you don't!"

"Why?"

"Because, they have spiritual value!"

"Sorry to interrupt!"

Half an hour later, he looked at the Doomsday app again, and it was still being reviewed.

Simply, he stopped staring.

When he was bored, he finally remembered his roommate.

That guy seems to have forgotten to cover the quilt when he slept on the table, the weather is cold, and it's not good to catch a cold.

When he turned his head and was about to cover something for his roommate, he suddenly found that Guo Xiang was standing behind him silently at some point, staring at the computer screen all the time.

Canglang doesn't know how long Guo Xiang's shape and state lasted.

Anyway, he suddenly felt that nothing was good.

"Hey, Xiang'er, why don't you even walk silently? Have you practiced light skills and floating? ”

The burden lost by Canglang did not sound as usual, and he didn't know what to say in order to alleviate his embarrassment at this time.

"You're still writing?" Guo Xiang's voice was very hoarse, and his face was pale. "Need my help?"

Hey, it's rare to be enthusiastic~

"Oh, no! You're just going to be busy! Canglang hurriedly waved his hand.

He didn't dare to ask Guo Xiang to help.

According to the memories of his previous life, he once asked Guo Xiang to help review his manuscript.

But this guy not only completed the review work, but also added a lot of unnecessary descriptions and links, so that the manuscript has not passed the review so far.

At this moment, Guo Xiang was tidying up his table and chairs, and went to the bathroom to take out his own face towel, and after getting wet, he carefully wiped the tables, chairs and bookcases.

Is this going to be a year-end clean-up?

Big night, weird and creepy~

Canglang carefully looked at Guo Xiang's movements and found that the other party's limbs were very mechanical and clumsy.

He squinted his eyes and pretended that he had "Tianyantong" and "see-through eyes", which could see through Guo Xiang's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, as well as what kind of wind he was pumping.

It's a pity that everything is normal with the other party!

"Come on, Sanniang! Put your computer on my desk and we'll revise it together~"

Guo Xiang smiled, and his stiff facial muscles were no longer able to complete his smile.

Canglang had no choice but to respond: "It's okay, I'm done." ”

After encountering the refusal, Guo Xiang was quiet for a while, and then threw his face towel to the ground, and stepped on it with his foot, stepping hard, much harder than stepping on a dead cockroach on weekdays.

After stepping on the dirty, he was still unwilling, picked it up again, and frantically wiped the neat desktop.

The original clean desktop is completely unsightly as if it has been doodled by a naughty child.

This made Canglang, who was a little tempted and willing to cooperate with Guo Xiang's request, directly dispelled the idea.

At such a time, if he still didn't see anything unusual, it would be a waste of his amazing talent.

"When did you come?" Canglang said lightly.

"Hey, hey! What are you telling the truth? Guo Xiang's voice has changed, and it is no longer a deep male voice.

"Alright, don't pretend! I know you're the Scarlet One's Foreman! Why, the money was raised so quickly? ”

Canglang didn't have any insight at all, he just deceived the other party.

After recognizing the identity of the other party, deep in his heart, the sleeping little devil seemed to turn over.

An evil thought that wants to drill out!

"That's right, it's me! I am the son of a nobleman, Foreshaw! It's for your money, package okay. ”

A white shadow separated from Guo Xiang's body, like a puff of green smoke, and an envelope floated in front of Canglang.

Pretending to be the waves of the ancient well, after taking the envelope, he gently rubbed it a few times, and an accurate number came to his mind.

"1,000 bucks?"