Chapter 8: I Believe in My Wickedness
Three years ago, it was the most popular cool game of eating chicken, and at that time, its popularity even surpassed Boss Ma's evergreen: LOL Alliance.
In order to rub off on the advertising fee and popularity, the anchors of a live broadcast platform began to live broadcast chicken.
At the same time, three years ago, an idol superstar was born, relying on his unique singing, dancing, rap, and basketball skills, fascinated thousands of boys and girls, and instantly swept the country.
That's right, it's the original singer of "Just Because You're Too Beautiful", Cai Xiaokun.
How popular was Cai Xiaokun at that time?
It is said that when Cai Xiaokun was the most popular, everyone on the Internet was rubbing his popularity to cheat clicks.
Not to mention anything else, even three years later, there is an anchor Wang who doesn't want to be disciplined and becomes popular again by rubbing the popularity of one of his songs.
Not to mention that almost all of the videos on the forced station three years ago were related to him, Cai Xiaokun can be said to have fed countless up masters of the forced station alone.
Cai Xiaokun's brokerage company also endured it again and again, and finally issued a lawyer's letter:
Please, a small broken station won't rub the heat of my kun anymore.
Lu Xiaobai also heard the rap song "Just Because You're Too Beautiful" at that time, and was immediately shocked.
Then he had an idea, he wanted to sing this song in a live broadcast, rubbing off the popularity of Cai Xiaokun, who was popular at the time, so as to stabilize his position as the first brother on the live broadcast platform.
As for Lu Xiaobai's rap level, there is no doubt that it is leveraged, and now there is still a video of his "freestyle of love" on the station.
In order to practice this song well, Lu Xiaobai took great pains, so that during the live broadcast in those days, he kept a few lyrics in his mind.
"Just because you're so beautiful, baby!"
"Just because you're so beautiful, baby!"
"Just because you're so beautiful, baby!"
"Just because you're so beautiful, baby!"
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Wang Haoran: "......"
Lin Wan'er: "......"
"So, you mistakenly kept reciting this song "Just Because You're Too Beautiful", unknowingly added a buff to yourself, and then accidentally hit a score of 29 kills and successfully ate chicken?"
Wang Haoran unconsciously showed a standard Sima face.
"That's right! That's the case, I'll just say I didn't hang it at the time. Now a bunch of people on the station are apologizing to me and want me to come back to live broadcast! ”
Lu Xiaobai looked excited, and then sighed and said, "It's a pity, I can't broadcast it now." ”
Wang Haoran pinched his eyebrows with a headache, if he hadn't known that his "plug-in" had just been hung up a month ago, he probably believed Lu Xiaobai's nonsense.
As a big man, even if he didn't use the mind reading technique that was forgotten in the corner, he could see that Lu Xiaobai was not lying when he spoke just now.
In other words, Lu Xiaobai himself believes in his own evil.
Not to mention the people who eat melons, the parties themselves are also confused, what is this still the case?
……
"Hey!"
As soon as he thought of the mess that his "plug-in" had made for the world, Wang Haoran felt a lot of pressure.
Lin Wan'er looked at Wang Haoran's sad appearance and wondered, "What's wrong with you, little prince?" Didn't Uncle just say that he wouldn't dissect us? ”
"That's right, Brother Ran, the three of us only came into contact with this mysterious phenomenon earlier. It's not a big deal, and it's estimated that the investigation will be fine in a few days. Lu Benwei said.
No, no, no, it's not three people, it's just two people, you're a fake.
Wang Haoran said secretly.
But forget it, Wang Haoran himself won't explain, he is now one head and two big, so let's take it as sauce purple.
When 99% of people believe that something is the case, then it is the truth, and as for what the truth is, who cares?
"Having said that, the three of us are just a minor problem, but one person is really in trouble, and I guess he will be cool soon."
Lu Xiaobai suddenly thought of someone, and gloated.
"Who?"
Lin Wan'er wondered.
"Cai Xiaokun!"
Lu Xiaobai explained to Lin Wan'er: "The two most popular raps now are related to him. He became popular because of this, and some fans even jokingly called him a god descending to earth and the reincarnation of Kunpeng. ”
"Poof! It's so funny, isn't it? And then what? ”
Lin Wan'er listened happily.
"And then there were really people who believed it, and fanned the flames everywhere and held all kinds of illegal gatherings in his name. Cai Xiaokun, he is now in trouble, and he has been brought to the cusp! Lu Xiaobai continued.
"Hahaha, that's hilarious!"
"Yes, yes, I'll just say it's funny!"
"Hahaha......"
……
Looking at the duo next to him who were smiling like mentally retarded, Wang Haoran looked disdainful.
"Hey, hey, that's pretty much it. You two should have laughed enough, too. ”
He hated this kind of schadenfreude and falling into the trap the most.
If something happens to someone else, you can get it right?
Can you?
……
Hey!
Wait a minute......
It seems like...... I really can.
Wang Haoran suddenly found that he might be able to make a move to lead the water to the east and leave himself clean.
As for who he just said he hated the most?
Phew, does it matter?
Children do things according to their preferences, and adults don't all look at the pros and cons.
……
Soon after, the members of the special investigation team made a record for Wang Haoran and the three of them.
Wang Haoran flickered Dafa with one hand, causing the uncle in the interrogation room to be dizzy and frowning.
I talked nonsense for a long time, and I didn't write down a useful sentence, but the uncle in the interrogation room couldn't do anything, after all, the other party was not a criminal suspect.
That night, Wang Haoran and the three of them were left behind for the night under the pretext of assisting in the investigation.
Fortunately, they are not criminal suspects, at least they still have their own personal rooms when they sleep.
Taking advantage of this free time in the evening, Wang Haoran tried to remove the "rap plug-in".
And then......
Really...... It's not that simple.
The newly added rules have been blended with all aspects of this world, and on the premise of not breaking the rules of the world, this "plug-in" cannot be removed.
It's like if you sprinkle a handful of sand on a strip of rice, it's very simple; It's not too hard to get rid of them just after sprinkling them.
But when the sand and rice grains are mixed together, can the sand be cleaned up simply?
At least Wang Haoran's half a bucket of water is not good.
"Hey! It seems that I can only get rid of my relationship with this matter first, and then I can figure out a good way. ”
Wang Haoran sighed secretly, and finally decided to fall into a certain star like Lin Wan'er and Lu Xiaobai.
Sure enough, the so-called growing up is to slowly become the person you once hated.
It's really melancholy......