What kind of logic is this?
Su Yu walked in front of the young man, then turned on the phone, turned on the screen, and fiercely covered the screen on the young man's face.
"Look at it! Take a look! ”
"Your girlfriend bought this pack of spicy noodles just now!"
"You don't cherish her well! Instead, she is still jumping off the building here, are you worthy of her!
Just when I was going up the stairs in the dormitory just now, a girl handed the spicy strips to Su Yu and asked him to give them to the man who jumped off the building.
Really!
This girlfriend knows her boyfriend very well.
As soon as Su Yu took out the spicy strips just now, the young man who was about to jump off the building was really done!
Now Su Yu really wanted to wake up this young man with a slap.
Don't you cherish having such a good girlfriend?
Still thinking about jumping off a building?
You really deserve to be single!
The young man took Su Yu's mobile phone and heard the pre-recorded recording inside.
"Pigs! It's the sound of a pig! She really cares about me! ”
The young man was overjoyed, and his eyes were full of joy.
"Isn't the pig going to break up with me?"
"Why is it getting better now?"
"Oops! I'm so confused! ”
"It turns out that this is a girl's angry words! The pig saw that I was so decadent recently, and it was to motivate me and make me work hard, so he deliberately wanted to break up! ”
The young man's eyes were full of emotion.
"My girlfriend didn't abandon me! Hahaha! I also bought my favorite spicy strips! ”
The young man rushed forward and wanted to hug Su Yu fiercely.
Su Yu felt disgusted, and was a little uninterested in this kind of man who jumped at every turn, so he pushed it away directly with his palm.
"Fuck off! You still owe 10 bucks! Hurry up and pay it back! Don't push Lai Lai here! ”
Suddenly, the young man didn't know where the strength came from, so he jumped up and hugged Su Yu fiercely.
Su Yu was immediately angry: "Get out of Lao Tzu!" Give me back my 10 dollars! ”
"Benefactor! You are my benefactor! I almost did the wrongful death! Good thing you're here! ”
"You are my benefactor! I'll go downstairs right now and give you the money back! ”
"You wait for me!! Don't go. ”
"Hahaha! I'm going to pay it back now! ”
The young man was overjoyed, he didn't have the slightest bit of decadence before, and the whole person was lively and jumping, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he was extremely excited!
However......
The police haven't let him go.
Zhao Longgao glanced at Su Yu, his eyes showed appreciation, and then, he coldly shouted at the young man.
"Don't go yet! Come back with me and do a look! You jumped off a building and caused a disturbance of public order, and you need to go back to the police station to make a report. ”
When the other policemen heard this, they walked towards the young man one by one and escorted him downstairs.
Young man crying!
Mine!
Just jumped off the building and didn't succeed and went to the police station for tea?
Cry chirp!
Miserable!
I don't dare to jump off a building at will anymore!
Zhao Long walked forward and hugged his fist towards Su Yu: "Hero out of youth!" ”
Su Yu shook his head: "Where, where, it's just a coincidence." ”
Zhao Long: "............"
I've seen someone pretending to be forced, but I've never seen someone pretending to be forced like this!
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After solving this matter, Su Yu walked downstairs, walked down the stairs, and was about to go home to drink water, when he encountered another accident!
A man suddenly appeared in front of Su Yu and grabbed his hand.
"Hey, hey, hey! Come here! Come and do me a favor! ”
Su Yu: "Meow meow? ”
The young man said, "Can you do me a favor?" ”
Su Yu's eyes showed doubt: "What are you busy with?" ”
The young man said, "Wait a minute, my girlfriend will pass by here, you can help me slap her?" ”
Su Yu shook his head: "Isn't this okay?" ”
The young man said: "I know that you usually go to take out the garbage, as long as you are willing to help me with this, you put the garbage at my doorstep, and I will help you take out the garbage 365 a year." ”
Su Yu's eyes narrowed
At home, Su Dad, Su Mom, Su Zhixin, never take out the garbage, they are all taken out by Su Yu.
The trash can is on the minus 1 floor, and although there is an elevator, it is still very troublesome to take out the garbage every time, and you have to go up and down the stairs.
The young man lived on the same floor, about 10 meters away.
Ken helped him with 365 garbage a year.
Su Yu still had some excitement in his heart.
“OK! I'll do you a favor! ”
"But I'm fine, don't blame me for what happens then, you're all responsible!"
The young man nodded: "No problem!" ”
Not long after.
Sure enough, a big beautiful woman walked into the corridor and prepared to get on the elevator.
It was at this time.
Sukuha appears!
Face to face with this 90-point beauty: "This beauty, my next move, please understand!" ”
90-point beauty: "What move?" ”
Seeing Su Yu's rebellious appearance, the big beauty's heart trembled!
So handsome!
How can there be such a handsome man!
It's simply the Oba in my heart, the Prince Charming in my heart!
Su Yu didn't notice the expression of this beauty, and responded to the sentence just now.
"You'll know what I'm going to do later!"
Finish.
Su Yu stretched out his right hand and slapped it gently on the face of the big beauty.
It was a very light hit.
Take a picture!
Complete!
Call it a day!
Hehe, you can go without taking out the garbage for another year.
Happy!
The big beauty covered her cheeks and exclaimed, "Oops! How can you hit people indiscriminately? ”
Su Yu was very innocent and released the recording of the conversation with the man just now.
After listening.
The beauty with big exploded in an instant!
I rub!
The boyfriend actually treated her like this!
It's just too much!
No way!
There must be revenge!
We must get revenge!
The big beauty showed determination in her eyes, and her right hand directly ripped off Su Yu's mask, and then her red lips moved forward, like a dragonfly dotting water, and tapped Su Yu's right cheek.
Su Yu: "Meow meow? ”
Am I being kissed?
The next moment, Su Yu reacted
it!
This girl is too open!
Kiss people at every turn.
Don't be so exciting!
The big beauty said very angrily: "He actually asked you to beat me, then I will kiss you and retaliate against him!" ”
Su Yu's eyes blinked: "Which Ni?" What kind of logic is this? ”
It didn't take long.
Su Yu coughed.
How can your revenge work?
If you want to retaliate, get a bigger revenge!
Do you want to be a little more violent?
Now.
The big beauty looked at Su Yu, still committing Zheng
So handsome!
It's so handsome!
The high nose bridge, fair complexion, straight and slender body, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and gestures make people feel like bathing in the spring breeze.
Good temperament!
Compared with his ex-boyfriend, his ex-boyfriend is simply weak!
It was at this time.
Su Yu's cell phone rang.