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Cao Cao: "......"

Cao Cao patted his chest: "What does the conscience of heaven and earth have to do with your mother, I don't care about you kid, I don't care about you kid, I don't have a child for so long, I'm a little worried, isn't it," Seeing Huang Xiaowei's unkind expression, Cao Cao hurriedly explained.

It's no wonder that Huang Xiaowei put on a fierce look when he heard that Cao Cao was going to find his mother, mainly because the old man's reputation was too stinky, and he had to be on guard.

Liu Bei sat next to Cao Cao and said with a smile: "Xiaowei, you can rest assured, Cao Apu follows me every day, how can there be so much spare time to go out to mess with flowers and grass, we are now millions of people every minute, how can we put our leisure on women." ”

Cao Cao was not happy when he heard this, he blew his beard and glared at him: "Liu Da'er, why do you want me to mess with you, obviously I eat and drink with Lao Tzu every day." ”

Liu Bei glanced at Cao Cao lightly, "You're energetic, aren't you?" ”

Cao Cao tilted his face and said unhesitantly: "What, I'm afraid of you." ”

"Hey, I'm not going to die today......."

Huang Xiaowei saw that the two old men were arguing again, and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, I only ask you two a word," Huang Xiaowei looked at Liu Bei Cao Cao cautiously and said, "You guys..... Don't go, right? ”

Liu Bei Cao Cao glanced at each other, and smiled, "Hey, can we go, besides, even if we go back, can we do it, there are people at home to help keep an eye on it, it's not a big deal, and it's ....." Speaking of this, Cao Cao Liu Bei's face darkened, and he didn't continue.

"And what?" Huang Xiaowei seemed to have grasped the key point and hurriedly asked.

"And ......," Cao Cao sighed, "Li Laosi told us privately that as long as Liu Da'er and I don't take the initiative to go back to the Three Kingdoms, the time there will always stay when we went back last time." ”

That is, not long after the end of the Battle of Hanzhong, Liu Daer had just canonized the Five Tiger Generals...... And...... Before Yun Chang sent out his troops. ”

"Why?" Huang Xiaowei was puzzled and said: "Why is the time changing in Brother Ying's place, but not in your Three Kingdoms?" ”

Liu Bei pondered for a while and said: "Li Laosi said, Cao Apu and I are different from Qin Wang Xiaojun, the big and small things in our lives have basically been done, unlike them, they are just starting out, and there are still many great things that have not been completed." ”

After speaking, Liu Bei held Cao Cao's hand, Cao Cao also grabbed Liu Bei's hand, these two rivals looked at each other's old faces, lost their minds for a long time, and whispered: "Now we only need to wait for the last knife to fall, so if we don't go back, the time of history will stay at that moment forever." ”

Listening to Cao Cao and Liu Bei's words, Huang Xiaowei felt a pain in his heart, frowned, the last knife, the last ...... A knife.

But soon, Huang Xiaowei put on a smiling face and said with a big grin: "It's okay, as long as you don't go back, it's fine, Lao Liu and Lao Cao, you can retire with me in a down-to-earth manner, and I will talk about it later." ”

"Yes."

Cao Cao cocked Erlang's legs, hugged his head, and lay on his back on the sofa and teased Huang Xiaowei: "But Xiaowei, you really think about it, why have you and Xiaoqing been married for so long and don't have any children?" Cao Cao squinted his eyes, glanced at Huang Xiaowei's crotch with a smile and said, "It won't be that you can't do it, right?" ”

"Ahh When Huang Xiaowei heard Cao Cao's words, he immediately became angry, damn, this old thing is too inhuman, he dares to abuse me so badly.

"Don't think about it too much, it's not just me, I don't have children, you look at Brother Ying and Mingyue, Lao Meng and Xianglian, by the way, and my cousin and Qi Bin, don't they all have children, we all got married in one day."

Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian blinked when they heard Huang Xiaowei's words, not knowing what they were thinking.

Here, Liu Bei pushed Cao Cao's arm and said, "Hey, Cao Apu, isn't it a bit strange to say this?" ”

Cao Cao lay on the sofa with a solemn gaze, stroked his beard and said: "Well, it's a bit weird, it's a little weird, why didn't Xiaowei look good at the yellow calendar when he got married that day, or the feng shui in this house is not very good, and he can't send his son Guanyin in." ”

"What then?"

"Well, why don't you go to Australia tomorrow and buy a few kangaroo tails and come back, that thing is an aphrodisiac."

Huang Xiaowei looked at the two old men in confusion for a while, "Didn't you say that Feng Shui was a problem, why did it become an aphrodisiac." ”

"Uh...... This, anyway, you kid hold on tightly, we're still waiting to hold our grandson. ”

Huang Xiaowei became angry again, "Who is your son!" ”

......

Early the next morning, Huang Xiaowei pushed his bicycle to the garden, Meng Tian, Qin Shihuang and Jiang Mingyue were talking and laughing behind him, and the three of them looked very happy, not at all the kind of depression that Huo Qu had when he left.

That's right, Lao Meng and Brother Ying are both successful people now, there are only one and a half left in the Six Kingdoms, and it is only a matter of time before they are eliminated, even their wives are married, and there is no need to separate from other places, plus Jiang Mingyue took the initiative to go back with Qin Shihuang this time, and a certain king was even more happy.

Huang Xiaowei chose to ride a bicycle to send Qin Shi Huang and them back this time, mainly because he found that this hand of God has been a little sign of a strike recently, and he has repeatedly refused to listen to him, if Huang Xiaowei didn't know a little bit about the inside story, he would have thrown the hand of God into the garbage a long time ago.

Visually, if Huang Xiaowei really dared to do this, Dongfang Qing would have to be widowed.....

The bicycle flashed a burst of white light in place, and Huang Xiaowei returned to Daqin with Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian Jiang Mingyue.

.......

As soon as they arrived at the Qin Palace, the Qin army with hideous armor and arrogant spears around them immediately knelt down on one knee and roared loudly.

"See the king, see the Marquis of Xiaoyao, see General Meng."

Well, it's over, none of the hundreds of Qin soldiers present said hello to Jiang Mingyue, it's not that they don't understand the rules, the main thing is that the last time Jiang Mingyue came to Daqin, it was all seven or eight years ago, and the Qin soldiers have long forgotten this bold and daring to escape from marriage.

Jiang Mingyue didn't say anything, the little bird grabbed Qin Shihuang's arm, and strode towards the majestic Xianyang Palace Hall in front of her.

Huang Xiaowei and Meng Tian walked behind the two, looking at the Qin soldiers around them who looked sincere and full of awe, Huang Xiaowei was very moved, mother's, I finally returned to my own territory, look, this is the place where my Huang Xiaowei is powerful.

Huang Xiaowei stared at the blue sky, sighed, and teased: "Speaking of which, I, the Marquis of Carefree, will be able to be lawless in the Qin Dynasty." ”

Although Huang Xiaowei was also a big carefree in the Tang Dynasty, those people in the Tang Dynasty looked at him with what kind of eyes Huang Xiaowei had, and they didn't have to go behind their backs, they were all gritting their teeth on their faces, thinking about how to kill him.

Three Kingdoms, alas...... Always with a hot face and a cold ass, the temper of those famous generals is really not small, Huang Xiaowei is very enthusiastic and active every time, but Zhao Yun can say a few words to him softly, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei don't bother to look at him.

If you want to say that this old Liu Lao Cao is too, you can't give him a ...... Forehead..... It's better not to seal it.

Huang Xiaowei secretly congratulated himself that Liu Bei Cao Cao did not give himself an official like Qin Shi Huang, otherwise something would have to happen, think about it, if Liu Bei alone gave him an official, well, the people of Shu are estimated to be able to look at him squarely, but what about Wei?

Huang Xiaowei had already seen the scene of Wu Ziliang assassinating him with Wu Ziliang.

On the contrary, if Cao Cao gave him an official, well, the people of Wei would probably lay down their weapons and chat with him peacefully, but the five tiger generals of Shu might bring a large army to kill him, an important minister of Wei.

This is all good, if Cao Cao and Liu Bei give him the title of official together, and he Huang Xiaowei becomes an important minister of Wei and Shu, then ..... It's only going to get worse.

Huang Xiaowei will be labeled as duplicitous, and then he will be killed by the five tiger generals and the five good generals with knives together.

Not to mention the Han Dynasty, Xiaojun is still in its infancy, and he, a little viagra, can't follow it, the Tang Dynasty of the Qin and Han Dynasties, and Huang Xiaowei is also more popular in the Qin Dynasty.

Huang Xiaowei walked behind Qin Shi Huang Jiang Mingyue and asked Meng Tian, "Old Meng, how many people do you have under your hands now?" ”

Meng Tian said lightly: "It's not much, the king has now given me a 150,000 establishment, but now the front line is mainly General Wang Jian and General Wang Ben with men and horses, plus I am still in the stage of filial piety, so there are about 100,000 soldiers in my hands, all of whom are stationed outside Xianyang City for training, but the king has already approved the three words of the Mengjia army, and I can slowly recruit the army in the future." ”

Huang Xiaowei put his arm around Meng Tian's shoulders and said: "Hey, that's a good feeling, now there are 100,000 people under my hands, not bad, Lao Meng, if you look at Ying Zheng one day and don't like it, or that bastard always bullies you, just tell me, why are you against him, and I am the lord of Daqin, it just so happens that my fief is in Xianyang City, and all the soldiers and horses in Xianyang City have to be dispatched by Lao Tzu." ”

Meng Tian: "......"

Meng Tian held his head and said weakly: "You dare to say such things in front of me, if you change someone else, I will definitely cut it with a sword." ”

Qin Shi Huang turned his head and glared at Huang Xiaowei and scolded: "Damn, your kid has been really tight lately, and you dare to rebel against the widow, you don't believe that I will split your car first." ”

"Then you will stay in Daqin for the rest of your life, and you will never see your Pizza Hut again."

Qin Shi Huang was stunned.

A few people chatted and walked into the main hall of Qin Shi Huang's last dynasty, and as soon as they entered the hall, there was a sour smell in their faces, so they didn't push Huang Xiaowei and a few of them out.

"Oh, Brother Win, aren't you coming to the wrong place, are you sure this is the place to work and not a garbage heap?" Huang Xiaowei covered his nose and shouted.

Qin Shi Huang also covered his nose, looked at the hall strangely, and wondered: "This seems to be my hall, but ..... Where did you get such a big smell? ”

At this time, a thin figure in the corner of the hall suddenly attracted the attention of Huang Xiaowei and several people, no way, it was difficult for them not to pay attention, Huang Xiaowei covered his nose with one hand and touched his chin with the other after seeing that person, he could actually say such a sentence.

"Is it a person squatting there?"

Qin Shi Huang stared at his eyes and padd his feet, looked at the dim corner, looked at it for a while, and said very uncertainly: "No, how can there be such a thin person with a hairy face, is it that Su'er is starting to be naughty again, dressing a monkey in human clothes, where to scare them?" ”

Meng Tian carefully drew out the Long Yuan sword, blocked in front of the three of them, looked at the unknown thing in the corner with a solemn gaze and said: "King, Xiaowei, you all stand back a little, it's not the early dynasty, someone dares to sneak into the Xianyang Palace to hide, this person must be an assassin." ”

"Hey, Lao Meng, how do you know it's a person?"

Meng Tian stared at the guy in the corner without changing his face, and said coldly: "Hmph, if I can't even tell that he is a human being, then I don't have to live." ”

At this moment, the extremely thin figure in the corner suddenly moved after hearing Meng Tian's words.

Originally, he was sleeping on the desk in front of him, but after being woken up by Huang Xiaowei and the others, the unknown object slowly raised his tortured old face.

Meng Tian stared at the man's facial features in astonishment.

"Damn, why does this person look so familiar, it seems to be ....... Lee-sama! ”