When Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, found Yan Coffee, Yan Coffee was crying, and he didn't listen to Cao Jiao's persuasion.

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, couldn't stop crying when he saw Yan Coffee, so he had to give Yan Coffee two ear scrapers in a row, and he asked Yan Coffee: "Are you crying?" ”

Yan Coffee said: "My girlfriend has long been a black fungus, and my wife has also divorced me. I was deceived by the rat club from Xiangjiang, and I used to work as a promising cleaning job in the company of e-sports tycoon Wei Taiqiang and Ho Berg's friend Chen Biaozi, but your nonsense made me lose it all. ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, smiled, and he said: "You just need to find another girl who is like a flower, you just want the girl to be beautiful, no matter what color her fungus is." ”

Yan Coffee said: "Can a man like me still find new opportunities? ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to find new friends and girlfriends." ”

Yan Coffee said, "You are willing to help me." ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of the company, said: "Cao Jiao, the first brother of the company, has its own power plant, you think about how much money I have, I also have a factory of aluminum aluminum, a canning factory, and a beverage factory. I even have an animation production base, how much money do you think I can have? ”

Yan Coffee said: "You are so good, I think you can make a little money in this film and television circle." ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "Then you don't understand, the film and television industry seems to be easy to make money, but in fact, it is very risky, and many good films in today's film and television industry are made by the grass stage team." Their videos are always under attack. If you can't make money, they say it's a bad movie, and if you make money, those trolls still say it's a bad movie. ”

Yan Coffee said: "Aren't those people doing their work trolls? I can do the work of trolls, I can do it well, these trolls have no technical content. ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "You don't care how the trolls do, but people can get money and post a slanderous comment, you can get a dollar, and you can earn a hundred and eighty a day." ”

Yan Coffee said: "These people's income is good, they still recruit people, and I want to participate." ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "I am not very familiar with that circle, but I have hired them. Now I'm offering you a whole new opportunity, and I'm making you an esports player. Now, a door to prosperity has been opened to you. ”

Yan Coffee said, "You spare me!" I saw my sister Yan Lilac and they played e-sports, and they were very hard. ”

Cao Jiao said: "The game is also divided into grades, the game we play, and the game played by those dicks, we play high-end games, we play that kind of elegant, that kind of interesting game." ”

Yan Coffee said: "I don't know what you call elegance and what you call interesting. Anyway, I think in this world, I have to seize the opportunity, that Wei Taiqiang, that He Boge, they were still not two dicks before. These two bastards, if it weren't for the opportunity, they wouldn't be the same as us, and now these grandsons are up with us, in fact, they are bullshit. ”

Cao Jiao said: "The two of us have too good an appetite, I make friends, and I never look at whether people have money, anyway, I don't have money." You're my friend now. ”

Yan Coffee said: "I can make a friend like you, I am really fortunate in three lives, I will be your dog in the future, I will go wherever you let me go, I will bite whoever you ask me to bite." ”

Cao Jiao said: "People like us are always trying to recruit talents, and I am very happy that I can recruit you today." ”

After the two signed the contract, Cao Jiao sent someone to train Yan Coffee.

Gu Dongmei, the mother of Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, asked her son: "Why are you so good to Yan Lilac, the little slut's brother?" ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "It's not that I'm good to them, it's mainly because we people must attack those dicks." ”

Gu Dongmei, the mother of Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, was a little puzzled, she said: "Aren't you playing high-end e-sports? ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "We people are just playing a slogan, where are there so many rich second-generation brain-dead, most of them are those petty bourgeoisie, and the middle class, as well as the poor and rich LOW." Only these people will honestly take out their money, and those real rich second generations are not so easy to be fooled! ”

Gu Dongmei, the mother of Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "I don't understand the world of young people, and the current business world is different from the previous business world. These people don't know that money is hard to make, is hard to eat, these people are not capable enough, so they rashly go to trade and do business with those people, after they fail, the family has no food and clothing, and these people know that they are powerful. ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "Among these people, there is always success. ”

Gu Dongmei, the mother of Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "Successful people are actually mostly rich second generations, and those who have resources, and at the very least, they are also people with brains. Those poor dicks, those middle school students don't understand bullshit, thinking that they can win with their own spirit of secondary two and their own enthusiasm, but they are always sandwiched by the front wave and the back wave, these people always achieve nothing in the end, in the face of reality, they are slapped and slapped. These people hit their heads against the south wall, and they didn't want to look back. ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "We still have great hope of success in this hard-core e-sports. We are the appearance of the rich second generation, the essence of dick, this kind of thing is super foolish, full of force, easy to fool those who are shy in their pockets and love to pretend to be face, and quickly pay for it. ”

Gu Dongmei, the mother of Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "If there are too many, I won't say it, remember that people are the first year of junior high school, and you are the fifteenth, but we have a lot of money, don't embarrass our Cao family." ”

Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "You just watch it!" That puppet Yan coffee, I'm going to make him popular, and then let the whole esports community understand my star-making ability. Gu Dongmei, the mother of Cao Jiao, the first brother of e-sports, said: "If you have a chance, you will sleep with that Yan Lilac, and spend so much money to hold the mud of Yan Lilac's brother Yan Coffee, your sister who doesn't sleep, aren't you too much of a loss?" ”

Cao Jiao's face flushed, and he hurriedly said, "Those are two different things, these are completely different things." ”

Gu Dongmei said: "This is the same thing, it is the same in any industry, you have to have technology, you have to have money, you can quickly throw money, and then your face is not red and your heart is not beating, so that you can be the boss." ”