306. Don't want to score, female voice actors just want to make themselves happy.
Host: "The following group, "Su Qing"! ”
The elevator hasn't come up yet, "and true——!!! The screams of Akua and the Shake M Knight were already coming from the backstage.
The audience had laughed so hard that the applause even overshadowed the host's introduction.
......
The script writer, who weighed more than 160kg, fanned himself with his script in the air-conditioned room: "Look, I just said, as long as you embarrass Murakami, the show will definitely work well." ”
"That's right, that's right! That's it for now! The director looked at the ratings and was convinced.
160kg is so proud that the arm of the fan is not sore: "And we don't need to take the initiative to do anything, just like this, throw him in the female voice actor pile, and naturally there will be fun to watch." ”
"It's still Kobayashi Yohei Sang is amazing!" The director turned to his assistant and said, "Turn down the air conditioner." ”
"Call me by my name: Chanko!"
......
How proud Yohei Kobayashi is, how miserable Yu Murakami is on the stage.
He was not given a script for this stage event, the reason is: It's all a game session, just ask Murakami-san to have a fun time.
To be happy is to be happy, but that's someone else.
Moderator: "The last group! "Dry Girl! Small Buried"! Aimi-san Tanaka! Kageyama Lights! Yurina-san Furukawa! ”
finally has a crew that has nothing to do with him.
Yugang Murakami thought so, and the last three female voice actors faced him in unison.
"Ernie Sauce ——!!!"
"Hey."
"Hahaha!!" Everyone was really happy.
Host: "The above is the lineup of 16 luxury voice actors from seven works, and we will gather with you all on this Friday night!" A round of applause, please! ”
The female voice actors applauded happily with the audience, Sakura on the left, and Yu Murakami on the right, and there was not enough space to raise his hand.
Moderator: "I've already introduced you, but please introduce yourself again. ”
Kurosawa: "Good evening, everyone, we are the "Jewel Country" without the teacher~"
Amamiya Tian: "Good evening everyone, we are "Su Qing" without the male protagonist~"
Host: "Let Murakami-san go!" I really can't help it today, don't you belong to several teams? ”
"That's right." Hayami-san is as gentle as ever, "We are "Spring Things" without the male protagonist, good evening everyone~"
"Hahaha!"
Host: "Forget it, Murakami-san, please ask for more blessings!" ”
Nozomi Anno: "......"
......
Yu Murakami: "The Seven Magicians, please advise." ”
Moderator: "Okay, please sit down at the corresponding desk!" ”
There were seven groups in total, with four tables in the first row and three in the second row.
Assigned to Yu Murakami and Miss Sakura is the leftmost table in the first row.
When the host introduced the rules of the game that no one listened to at all, each group was given a shot on the big screen.
Murakami sat in the corner, boredly turning the microphone, still yawning.
When the camera is played, Miss Sakura lifts her right little buttocks, tilts her body, and hits him with her left shoulder, signaling him to restrain a little.
Yu Murakami took back the half-beaten yawn.
There was another burst of laughter in the venue.
Miss Sakura whispered to him, "It's a live TV broadcast, my parents are watching it, so be in good spirits!" ”
"Huh?"
"Uh-huh, what?" Miss Sakura glared.
"Nothing."
Murakami wondered if the parents of several other people were also watching?
When their daughter is on TV and has nothing to do at night, most people will choose to watch it.
Thinking about it like this, the little sleepiness he had just brewed immediately disappeared and disappeared without a trace.
Moderator: "Now for today's session......"
A total of seven rounds of the game are played, and the group with the highest score can get the prizes provided by the organizers.
The game is a random selection of seven out of a dozen or so events and broadcasts that have been done in seven animes.
Moderator: "Without further ado, let's go straight to the first part!" Are you ready? ”
"No problem!"
"Okay~~"
"Let the horses come!"
As soon as a woman gets together, her emotions tend to get high.
Sakuraso went to the mall to buy groceries together, and Yu Murakami, who often saw four girls yelling at live crabs, had already understood this truth clearly.
Host: "Very good, very good, high morale!" The first part starts with "Seven Magicians"! ”
"Your team is not welcome to this point!" Miss Sakura is full of confidence.
"What! In that case, I'm also a member of the Seven Magicians! "Re:0" group Liyi Xiong shouted.
Higashiyama of the "Spring Things" group: "Murakami-kun, remember me, we are in "Seven Magicians", but we have a relationship with taking a bath together~ Start lightly, right-"
She directly faced the camera and threw a flying kiss at Murakami in a joking way.
Father Higashiyama, please discipline your daughter well afterwards, if you're watching.
Host: "It's worthy of Dongshan Sang, saying such helpful words with a child's face!" ”
Dongshan pretended to be shy, holding his cute little face with both hands.
Host: "So, Murakami-san, will you release water to Higashiyama-san who is bathing with you in the next game?" ”
Yu Murakami raised the microphone and didn't speak yet.
"Teacher!" This is the female voice actress of "Gem Country".
"Lunya!"
"Biqigu-san." The yarn under the snow is neither salty nor light, and speaks in a tone of {you should know how to do it}.
"And the true ——!!!" Amamiya Tian and Ai Nakano roared vigorously, which is the painting style of "Su Qing".
......
Yu Murakami put the microphone down again without saying a word.
Fans were overjoyed to see this familiar action.
The host smiled and said, "It seems to be hesitating!" ”
"He dares!" Miss Sakura slapped the table.
"Hahaha!" At this moment, the theater was completely enveloped in laughter.
When the laughter stopped, the host continued:
"In this game session, we will give you a picture, and everyone will guess what Murakami-san is thinking. The team that guesses correctly gets one point, and the team that doesn't guess correctly gets one point for the Seven Magicians.
Murakami-san, please write your true thoughts in the sketchbook, and don't deliberately think of a bias in order to score points. ”
"Yes."
Moderator: "Then look at the picture!" ”
Big screen: Megumi Kato wears a short white dress with a red cardigan on the outside, holds a beret, and smiles in the cherry blossom rain.
Saori Onishi tilted her head, very confused: "Huh? It's Megumi! Much like the scene at the beginning of the anime. ”
"It's the scene where Megumi and An Yilun also meet, but the posture is different." Kei Kato and Nozomi Anno spoke.
Amamiya Tian buried his head in a close-up of capitalization and said: "If you are true, when you see this kind of girl, you will definitely use the [stealing] skill to check what pattern the girl's underwear is!" ”
"I think about it from this perspective." In the morning, Saori fell into deep thought, as if thinking: what would be in the heart of Hikiya when he saw this scene.
"Hey." Yu Murakami was helpless, "I've said it many times, a role is a character, and a voice actor is a voice actor." ”
"What does the teacher think when he sees it?" The two of them in "Gem Country" are talking to themselves into the microphone.
"What should I do?" The three of them looked at each other in "Re:0", "What will [Lazy] think? ”
It was clear that the crowd ignored his words.
"Brother, I'll praise this girl for being cute, right?!" Yu Murakami doesn't know what the crew of "Dry Girl" is doing, and he is not the voice actor of Brother Xiaoburi.
Host: "It's almost time...... It's time! Okay, please come first to the crew of "Dry Girl". ”
"This girl is cute, but is my little buried more cute? (^_-)”
Host: "How can I say it, although I don't know what Murakami-san wrote, but it's definitely not this!" You three sisters apologize to Nojima-san! ”
Nojima Kenji is the voice actor of Tsuchima Ohira, born in 76, and the eldest daughter is about the same age as the voice actor present.
"Sorry! Nojima-san! The three female voice actors propped their hands on the table, their foreheads pressed against the table.
Then the three of them said, "But ah, I still want a younger brother, and Nojima-san should call him uncle." Murakami-san is just right to be an older brother, tweet~"
The three of them also threw a flying kiss at Murakami.
Miss Sakura stood in front of him and made a hug motion: "I'll take these kisses!" Mo~~"
"Ahh Sakura-san's KISS! ”
"Mine!"
"It's mine!"
The three younger sisters quarreled happily in order to grab this "kiss back".
Host: "It's a live broadcast, three, reserved!" ”
The three of them sat down in a school-like manner for a moment.
The host took a long breath: "Okay, let's look at the next set of answers, "Su Qing", please!" ”
Amamiya and Ai Nakano put a sketchbook bigger than their heads in front of them: "Ah...... Yes...... Ha...... Well...... It's a girl's pure white chubby ......"
"Hey."
"Next group!" The host pulled his neck and shouted, "It's eight o'clock!" It's not a late-night show! ”
The two put down their sketchbooks, and they were embarrassed to cover their mouths and laugh.
"Eh~~~" Saori Onishi asked curiously, "Senior Murakami, you are like this on the set of "Suqing". ”
Yu Murakami raised the microphone, "I'm just the one who made the sound, and if there's any problem, please find the [Home Guard]." ”
[Self-house Garrison], the pen name of Xiao Xiamu, the original author of "Su Qing", you can know why there is a problem with him when you listen to the name.
Moderator: "Gem Country, it's your turn. ”
Kurosawa Tomoyo used her tired voice as she was about to fall asleep: "Sakura? Is it spring? Anyway, let's go to sleep first, no, meditate for a while. ”
Host: "Everyone has their own characteristics, what do Murakami-san think of this answer?" In the spring, it is indeed possible to think of sleeping. ”
"Characters and voice actors don't confuse each other, Kurosawa-san." Murakami is tireless.
"Okay, Mr. King Kong." Kurosawa's rotten wood cannot be carved.
Yu Murakami put down the microphone.
"Next, the Re:0 trio."
The three of them wrote a long paragraph.
Takahashi Li Yi read first: "Girls? Well, always break your neck first......"
Here's the Pear Bear: "...... Na! You're so lazy! ......”
Finally, there is the water prayer: "...... By the way, where can I buy the first single of the cute Mizurai-san, "夢のつぼみ"? It's a collector's edition with photos and interviews!
That's what I worked so hard to come to this world for! Amazon? Ah, it turns out that it can be bought on Amazon! Hurry up! ”
"Water Laisang!" The host couldn't laugh or cry.
Shui Laiqi: "Huh? ”
The host pointed to their sketchbooks and struggled to organize the language: "What the hell, what the hell is going on?" Why did [Lazy] San suddenly want to buy your single? ”
"[Lazy] is a person from another world, why did he meet [Megumi Kato] who lives in the modern world? That's right, just to buy my albums! Shui Laiqi looked affirmative.
The host looked at Yu Murakami: "Village, Murakami-san, what do you think?" ”
"Although it is very novel, [Lazy] and [Megumi Kato] do need a reason to meet." Yu Murakami nodded.
"Is the focus here?!" Everyone shouted at the same time.
"Look." Shui Laiqi nodded with a posture of {you have a problem yourself, please reflect on it}.
Miss Sakura looked at Yu Murakami and Mizurai in the same eyes, picked up Yu Murakami's sketchbook, and laughed out loud.
Silently putting the sketchbook back, she pursed her lips and lowered her eyebrows, obviously smiling.
Host: "The voice actors are really good!" Never mind...... Next group! "Passerby Heroine"! ”
Saori Onishi held up the sketchbook and used a six-point portrait of Murakami's Yuu voice: "Ah! It's Megumi! Hurry up and take it home to play games all night! ”
"It's unexpectedly normal." The host always felt that something was wrong there, "Spring Things" group, please." ”
"Tsk, the breath of the moment, get out of here, instigating, instigating~"
"It's so cute!" The host couldn't help but praise Nana Higashiyama, "Even the voice of the escape came out!" ”
"Mmmm, our group is very attentive." Higashiyama had a look on his face that was about to praise us.
"Finally, Murakami-san, please show us your answer!"
Amid Miss Sakura's snickering, Yu Murakami held up his sketchbook.
"[Tokyo Bay Records] has been collecting songs for a long time, so if you are interested, please contact YM Office."
"What the hell is going on!" The host wailed.
"Hahaha!" There was a lot of laughter on and off the field.
"I complain!" Amamiya Tian raised his hand, "Seeing this painting, how could you possibly think of this!" Murakami-san obviously did it on purpose! ”
"That's it!"
"Not counting!"
Host: "Let's listen to Murakami-san's explanation. Murakami-san, how did you come up with this? ”
"[Megumi Kato] is a character with a very low sense of presence, and according to the setting, the attention must not be on her, so it can only be on the dotted line pole next to it.
The telephone pole reminds me of advertising, and when I think of advertising, I naturally think of the song closing ad I posted on Twitter the other day. ”
"......" The crowd didn't know what to say.
"That's right, [Lazy] also came to this world when he saw my single ad on a telephone pole." Shui Lai prayed.
Suzune Sakura looked back at her, "Is the order reversed?" You're not just promoting your single, are you? ”
"Of course! Why else am I here? Shui Laiqi blinked her beautiful eyes, "From this point of view, didn't our group win?" I think the same as Murakami-san. ”
“……”
The voice actor and the host again didn't know what to say.
There is also an audience in front of the TV, but they think she is very cute.
Of course, Yu Murakami is too.
He has always believed that the water is open-minded. This unpretentious personality is very comfortable to talk to.
Host: "Forget it, I don't care what today's show will become." Add one point to Re:0! ”
"Great." Shui Laiqi applauded softly.
"Great!" The other two felt incredible, but it was good to score anyway.
……