Wenwen News.

In recent days, the editor-in-chief of the newspaper has risked his life to compile the news he has obtained into a newspaper, so I hope you will be careful.

In a house of Yakumo where I don't know the location, there lives a youkai sage.

Sleepiness in spring, lack of summer, and napping in autumn are the normal life of Yakumo.

Actually, it's lazy.

Quietly tell you, although Yakumo looks very plump-

That's right, she's really plump, and she has a lot of flesh on her body~

After all, if you don't love sports like Wenwen, how can you maintain a good figure~

It is rumored that Yakumo's age is extremely large, as evidenced by poetry!

There is Zi Ma first and then there is Tian, Zi Ma is still in front of Tianfu Dao, and now she is seventeen years old, and she counts as a year of chaos.

If 5.6 billion years is counted as a calamity, then heaven and earth will be born and destroyed; 480 million calamities are immeasurable calamities, and an immeasurable eons are a chaotic calamity, so—

It is rumored that Yakumo and Yuyuko of Xixing Temple have a son, his name is Demon Dream, in order to hide people's eyes and ears, he disguised himself as a girl, in fact, the last time Wenwen saw her standing-

.......

Looking at the black history of Yakumo Purple written in the newspaper, at this moment, both Yasuo and Nameless were silent.

I'm rubbing, it's really big news too.

"Hey~ Life is short, why do people always like to cut corners!"

This guy who shot Bunmaru is really running all the way on the road to death!

I remember that in the earliest days, this guy gossiped about the relationship between Godzilla, Ghidorah and Mothra.

The main thing is that Ghidorah is female.

And then—

Then justice came from heaven.

Shooting Wenmaru was directly burned, if it weren't for the insurance bought from the World Tree.

That time, it was estimated that the shooting pill was cold.

Later—

Later, Shotmei Wenmaru openly expressed doubts about the aesthetics of the Monkey King, the king of demon kings.

Then he was hammered to death with a stick.

After that, resurrect from the World Tree again.

After that, all kinds of deaths, in short, countless times.

But no matter how many times he dies, the other person can always be resurrected from the World Tree.

God knows, how much insurance the other party has bought!

However, due to the nature of the other party's work, it seems that buying more insurance is also deserved.

It wasn't until soon after that an administrator surnamed Xiao, who did not want to be named, appeared in real time to announce how much resurrection insurance Shooting Pill had bought.

The crowd was in despair.

I can't die at all!

Let's put it this way, if you kill her once a day.

The other party can be resurrected for a year without interruption.

The most important thing is that the number of resurrection insurance is increasing every day, which makes all the people who were exposed hate itchy.

But there is nothing to be done!

No way, people are rich and capricious!

And the speed can be compared to the shooting pill, and there are really not many people who go to trouble the other party.

This time, it was revealed that Yakumo Murasaki.

In other words, age should be the thing that women care about the most.

If you want to move a small bench, just squat at the door of the newspaper office next door.

Maybe tomorrow you can see a tabloid reporter who has been stripped naked.

Nameless home next door.

A young girl wearing a special hat and holding a stick of repentance in her hand.

At this moment, the girl has a straight face and looks at the person who is blocking her way!

has been rampant with Yang Jian for so many years, and this is the first time that someone can stand in front of him!

"Monk, get out of the way!"

Shiki Yingji said with a small face.

"Amitabha, the road is facing the sky, each side of the road, this road is walked out by each of us, relatively speaking, the poor monk is a little heavier than the girl, so the contribution is also a little greater than you.

If you want to get out of the way, you can get out of the way! ”

Tang Sanzang smiled at the Four Seasons Yingji.

"Opening your mouth is sophistry, don't you say what you say from the mouth of a monk-"

Four Seasons Yingji looked at Tang Sanzang with wide eyes.

It's just that immediately, Shiji Yingji's expression was stunned.

"You... You didn't even lie?! ”

Shiki Yingji was shocked!

As Yan Luo, he was able to see the crimes committed by sentient beings.

Of course, looking for people everywhere in the Yang Realm, and clarifying that the mistakes they have made are not to exercise any Yan Luo's majesty.

I just want them to repent sincerely.

After all, most people will probably die.

And after death, even the slightest lie will be punished in the underworld.

And if you are struck by your own repentance stick, the other party's crime will continue to be reduced.

In other words, although I am hated by most people, what I do is actually a good thing.

"Amitabha, the monk abstains from greed and hatred, the poor monk has never spoken a word in his life, this little girl, can you help the poor monk to see what other crimes the poor monk has?"

"Get out of the way!"

Yan Luo tugged at her mouth and said unpleasantly.

In the past, people who saw this kind of crime without a trace of crime were quite kind themselves.

But I don't know why, I always want to beat him up when I see this monk!

It's so angry~

"Amitabha, girl, don't go, the poor monk is actually guilty, and sometimes he is afraid of stepping on an ant when he walks.

You know, the distance of learning from the west is so far, who knows how many ants have been trampled to death.

And, you know what? ”

Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang paused.

Shikihime ...... ┌(。 Д。 )┐

"Eating the meat of the poor monk can be immortal, those monsters are like crazy and want to eat the meat of the poor monk, people are born of people, demons are born of demons, all beings in heaven and earth have spirituality, poor monks do not kill demons, but these demons take the initiative to find death, Amitabha, the poor monk is guilty!"

Shikihime ......

So are all monks so broken-mouthed?

"Oh, also, before the poor monk, he saved the Monkey King, and at that time, the Five Finger Mountain exploded with a bang~"

Shikihime ......

So, Wuzhishan blew up and I have a woolen relationship, I'm a Yan Luo, the kind that sells cuteness professionally, can you not pull the old lady's clothes.

The old lady is getting out of here!

"Come, read it with me, it will explode with a bang, no beng, not bing~"

Yan Luo......

I couldn't bear it, and I couldn't help but clench the repentance stick in my hand.

"Amitabha, when the words were spoken~'

"Bang~"

"Amitabha, little girl, why are you beating a poor monk?"

Tang Sanzang touched his smooth bald head and asked with some puzzlement.

"There are mosquitoes."

"Hey, when it comes to mosquitoes, the poor monk thinks about it again, the mosquitoes that have sucked the blood of the poor monk over the years, I don't know how many killings have been suffered~"

"Can you let me go, o(╥_╥)o~"

"Amitabha, what is this?"

Immediately, Tang Sanzang grabbed a piece of newspaper, and his face showed doubt.

"This is nonsense, this kind of journalist is extremely evil, and he must definitely preach!"

The moment she saw the newspaper, Shiki Yingji seemed to see the sin that had turned into substance.

"Amitabha, the poor monk also feels that he needs to preach!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, and his face showed a look of compassion.

Immediately, Tang Sanzang and Four Seasons Yingji looked at each other.

Well, together!