Statement: The essay has nothing to do with the text, it's just a momentary brain hole, I'm in a bad mood, and I'm tired of writing it, just write something happy, roughly like this, in fact, the text is more exciting.

This is a new brain hole

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At noon, the sun was just right.

A man wearing a white hat and a white robe walked in front, holding a glass of juice in his hand and sucking.

Behind him was a tall figure with an umbrella walking behind him, babbling something.

"Leave a note, and go to Yunin Village from the Five Shadows to eat what three-color balls, it is estimated that after Konoha arrives, Mr. Itachi will be blamed by his own direct guards for a long time!"

The young man in the robe smiled, "Although it doesn't feel like it will be so easy to solve, Naruto may nag a few words, but Sasuke shouldn't blame me in particular, right?" ”

"These two little ghosts are not easy to mess with!" The tall figure lifted the parasol, revealing a mouth full of shark teeth under his cheeks.

Along the way, the two finally reached the end of their trip.

The shark-faced young man raised his head and looked at Konoha who was about to say something goodbye, but unexpectedly, as if he had discovered something strange, his face suddenly changed!

"Mr. Itachi, something is wrong! Your Hokage's position... It seems to have been overthrown by Konoha! ”

"What are you talking about?" The young man in the robe looked at his companion curiously.

The dried persimmon ghost shark pointed to the most conspicuous Hokage Rock statue in Konoha Village, and his shark eyes widened in horror: "I just left the guards to buy a few bags of three-color balls, and I was dismissed from the position of the fifth generation... Is Konoha's system so strict! ”

"The ghost shark has learned to tell jokes!"

The man in the robe of the god took off the fire-shaped hat on his head, and the moment he raised his head, he was also a little distracted: "That's... Tsunade-sama? ”

The statue of the supple and long-haired young man on the Hokage Rock was nowhere to be seen, but a woman they were all very familiar with.

"Hmm... It's suspicious! Hokage suke usurped the throne! ”

The dried persimmon ghost shark touched his chin, and then his face suddenly became extremely fierce: "Mr. Itachi, let's go directly to the country of waves, and then gather the ninja alliance to step on Konoha and exterminate the rebellion!"

"Although I don't know the attitude of other big countries, but Terumi that woman will definitely choose to stand on your side, she has coveted you for a long time!"

The young man was stunned, and reached out to wipe the sweat on his face: "Oni shark, you tell me first, what benefits did you get from the fifth generation of water shadows..."

"Ahem..."

Sharkface clenched his fists to his mouth, coughed lightly, and said, "As long as I can arrange your marriage, she will announce at the Council of Elders that she will appoint the sixth generation of Mizukage to be succeeded by that little imp..."

"You guys are a little bit of a child's play, aren't you..."

"I can probably only bask on the beach or something every day, and it's really terrible to be a water shadow or something, hahaha!"

The dried persimmon ghost shark is very happy, since he served as the high-level of Wuyin, he must be cautious in his words and deeds in the village, it has not been so enjoyable for a long time, and the young man next to him can only hook the corners of his mouth helplessly.

The small talk between the two ended there, after all, there was more important things in front of them.

The young man rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Okay, okay, let's go to the village to find out the information first!" Even with the carving speed of Hokage Rock, this situation is inevitably too weird! ”

"Mr. Itachi, in terms of your pupil power, shouldn't this be an illusion?"

"It's not an illusion, I've already confirmed it with the Writing Wheel Eye..."The young man nodded, his eyes had turned red, and three magatama were revealed in his eyes.

The face of the dried persimmon ghost shark was also a little not good: "For us, that is really a big problem!" I hope that Uncle Crow can come out and give us some information..."

"At this time, it is estimated that Kitahara is still taking a nap at home..."

"Spiral Pill!"

Suddenly there was a loud shout in the clearing!

The dried persimmon ghost shark turned his head in surprise and saw an orange-clothed young man rushing towards them with a spiral pill in his hand! This is a ninjutsu that he doesn't even want to take hard!

At the critical moment, a glove stretched out under the robe of the gods!

Uchiha Itachi firmly grasped the wrist of the charger, and with a wave of his hand, he scattered the spiral pill!

He looked at the enemy in surprise: "Naruto, what's going on?" ”

"Uchiha Itachi, what do you want to do in the village?" Naruto Uzumaki tore his arm apart and leaped backwards, half-crouching on a branch, looking at him coldly.

The young man in the robe was a little speechless: "......"

"Mr. Itachi, it seems that your direct guard has also defected!" The dried persimmon ghost shark suddenly pulled out the shark muscle behind it, and said loudly: "This little ghost is not easy to deal with..."

"The Six Paths Mode is indeed a bit restrained for you regular ninjas."

Uchiha Itachi waved his hand and motioned for the oni shark to step back: "I have to deal with Naruto first, because I'm not sure about Sasuke's situation, otherwise if the two of them fight together, they can also cause me big trouble..."

"I don't understand what you're saying!"

Naruto Uzumaki on the trunk muttered in a loud voice, clasped his hands together and began to seal...

In the face of Uchiha Itachi, an S-level traitor, even though he had been out practicing for more than two years, Naruto was still not sure of defeating him, and immediately planned to summon his own psychic beast.

His fingers slammed into a bloody streak!

The yellow-haired young man had already finished sealing, and his palm suddenly slapped on the trunk of the tree, and a sigil loomed: "Ninja Psychic Technique!" ”

"Limited & Closed!"

Uchiha Itachi withdrew his palm, his eyes turned into reincarnation eyes at some point, and after seeing the psychic symbol on the trunk dissipate, he whispered: "Now, even Sasuke's heavenly hand power can't be used, Naruto, don't try to psychic other tailed beasts..."

“… I don't understand what you're saying, but you're not worthy of Sasuke's name! The art of multiple shadow clones! ”

Thousands of shadow clones densely occupied the entire clearing, and the two of them were full of Naruto Uzumaki's shadow clones condensing the Spiral Pill!

Chakra is amazing as always!

"Mr. Itachi, it sounds like your brother has also entered a rebellious period!" The dried persimmon ghost shark didn't care about the battle situation in front of him, and seemed to be full of confidence in his companions: "After all, with such an excellent brother, the pressure is really great!" ”

Uchiha Itachi listened with black lines all over his head: "Oni shark..."

While they were chatting, thousands of shadow clones rushed up again with Spiral Pills in their hands: "Spiral Bullets!" ”

"Flame Escape, Yin Fire Dragon!"

A pitch-black flame dragon suddenly enlarged from Itachi's hand, hovering around him for tens of meters, instantly sweeping away all attacking enemies!

At the moment when Naruto's shadow clone was cleared by the dragon, Uchiha Itachi's figure disappeared in place, and the palm that flashed red fell on Naruto Uzumaki's body: "The limbs are resealed!" ”

Uchiha Itachi shook his hand and pressed the yellow-haired young man to the ground, and vines grew out of the ground and tightly bound Naruto Uzumaki before he turned his head and said, "Did you notice something was wrong, Oni Shark?" ”

"Well, Naruto... Weakened! ”

The dried persimmon ghost shark stepped forward and showed a mouth full of shark teeth: "It's finally time for Uncle Dried Persimmon to take revenge!" This little imp used to get into trouble with Sasuke a lot..."

Itachi Uchiha: "......"

Honestly, have you been stupid by the crow infection!

Under the condemning gaze of Uchiha Itachi, the dried persimmon ghost shark touched his nose embarrassedly: "Okay, this place should be a different place, similar to the limited moon reading world created by Mr. Itachi himself..."

"Hmm."

Itachi nodded, looking at a bush.

There was a sweaty white-haired old man squatting in the grass, scolding his disciple in a chattering voice: "Naruto, that idiot, I haven't seen any growth in two years, I said don't mess with myself!" ”

"Jiraiya-sensei... No, Jiraiya-sama of this world, I've already found you, come out and talk! ”