Chapter 15: What to say, thinker on the toilet

Things moved into the new house, Bai Ming was so tired that he dislocated, and just sat down here, there was a knock on the door.

When dragging the tired body to open the door, the figure standing outside the door, not to mention the outstanding demeanor, but it can be regarded as a beauty, naturally compared with An Yunqing's kind of heroine, but this face is enough to make Bai Ming's body tremble.

"Hello, is there something wrong?"

Out of politeness, he could only ask, but the somewhat stiff smile on his face still saw how unnatural Bai Ming was now.

Liu Yun took a deep breath and looked at Bai Ming's face, with a look of fascination in his eyes: "That, can I ask your name?" ”

Your name......

As soon as this sentence came into his ears, it reminded Bai Ming of an anime, realized that he was distracted, and when he came back to his senses, he looked at Liu Yun in front of him.

"My name is Bai Ming, is there something wrong?"

Saying that, he took a few steps back, and finally thought of something, and a flash of inspiration: "Little sister, you are here to find Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang is out, and when he comes back, I told him to go to you, then I have something to do, so I will go in first." ”

As he spoke, he covered his stomach, and ran straight to the toilet regardless of whether the door was closed or not.

"Oops, my stomach, there's definitely something wrong with lunch."

After running into the toilet, he closed the door, leaned his back against the door, and breathed a sigh of relief, this woman had helped the protagonist before, and she definitely had a leg with the protagonist.

Give yourself a thumbs up for your wit, and finally breathe a sigh of relief when you hear nothing outside the door.

After inking for a while, I went out of the toilet door, and I was relieved to see that no one was outside, and as soon as I was relieved, there was a sound of footsteps in the kitchen on one side.

"Lao Jiang is back? Lao Jiang! Is that you? ”

was waiting for a reply, but then I heard a voice from the room: "You didn't lock the door, I'll help you look at the room first, you said that you have a stomachache, I just have medicine for diarrhea, I got some for you, and the water is boiling just now." ”

Saying that, Liu Yun walked over, holding a water cup in her hand and a few pills in her hand.

This can't be poison, right, there is no one at home now, if you poison yourself here, and eliminate your fingerprints or something, isn't it a suicide scene?

Bai Ming, who has so many inner dramas that people can't complain, if he hadn't experienced previous lives, he would definitely wonder if this person was persecuted paranoia.

Sitting on the sofa, looking at the water cup in front of him, and the medicine on the side, Bai Ming was stunned for a moment, where did this cup come from?

I didn't have time to buy a water cup when I came over, and I was just asking Lao Jiang to bring a cup back for himself.

glanced at Liu Yun and then at Liu Yun, simply ignored it, and could only say with a sneer: "I'm fine, don't take medicine, I don't like to take medicine, I'm fine, it's okay, I swear." ”

After speaking, he glanced at the location of the refrigerator, and was just about to make a move, when a rush suddenly appeared in his stomach.

Then the whole face turned pale, Bai Ming realized one thing, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and rushed directly into the toilet, just afraid of something.

It's really diarrhea, Bai Ming, who was squatting on the toilet, was speechless for a while, how can he come with a stinky mouth?

"There is definitely a problem with the lunch meal, damn it, I won't order this in the future, I must give a bad review!"

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and was about to give a pertinent evaluation of the store, when Jiang Zihao called in.

"Xiaobai, what did you order at noon, the three of us came out to buy something, and now we have collectively entered the public toilet, this takeaway is poisonous."

Bai Ming looked at the screen speechlessly: "Don't say it, I'm the same now, I feel like I'm dying, do you want to go to the hospital first, and can you help me bring some medicine back." ”

"What you said is easy, we don't have the strength to go to the hospital now, we can't call 120, this public toilet calls 120, I'm afraid it will make headlines tomorrow."

With a desperate look on his face, he first took out his mobile phone and gave a review, and then looked at the store's bad reviews today, Bai Ming was relieved, and it was really a problem with these meals.

"Lao Jiang, don't worry, there should be a hospital around here, hold on, come on!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock at the door: "Bai Ming, are you okay, do you want to call an ambulance." ”

The voice came into the earpiece, and Jiang Zihao said weakly: "Xiaobai, you are simply an animal, are you still picking up girls like this?" You're not afraid of dying on the toilet? ”

"Fart, my Bai Ming is as pure as white paper, I only have paper people in my heart, I don't know what this Liu Yun is doing here, come back quickly."

After speaking, he shouted outside: "I'm fine, if you have something, go back first, everything is normal on my side." ”

"Gollum~"

"I'll go, I'm really convinced, I won't faint on the toilet today."

Feeling the overturning of the river and the sea in the stomach, I couldn't bear the feeling that I couldn't bear it, and gradually the feeling of powerlessness hit, and it seemed that only the stomach seemed to open the floodgates.

Whoever tries it knows that sourness.

"You're really fine, do you want to call 120 for you, it doesn't feel like you're looking very good."

Of course I'm not good now, but you're here, it's even worse, so let's not run around other people's houses if it's okay, and call each other 120 so casually, you are a plot character, can you do something serious?

For example, it's okay if you get to the protagonist.,Don't mess with me here.,I'm just an unimportant person.,Why do you come to me?

But fortunately, Liu Yanran didn't come to me, if I came over, wouldn't I be very uncomfortable, it was a proper rhythm of waiting for death.

There is nothing to do now, sitting on the toilet, although weak, but still doing deep thought, like a sculpture of a thinker.

This woman also began to have abnormal problems gradually, and she was very anxious now, squatting on the toilet to discharge the flood and being anxious, she was very annoying.

"Miss, you go first, I'm really fine here, if you're messing with my roommate, you're going to suspect me of having an abnormal relationship between men and women."

Liu Yun outside still chuckled, glanced at the door of the toilet, but didn't expect that he could find a house near the school to rent, and be a neighbor with this guy, isn't this the legendary fate?

I don't want to be so much, it's not good to get too close now, it's not good to be too anxious, I'm still a little more reserved.

simply glanced at the door of the toilet: "Then I'll go back first, if there is something, remember to say, I can help you call 120." ”

Listening to the footsteps outside gradually fading away, Bai Ming breathed a sigh of relief: "I still need your help, I'm not crippled with arms, I still need someone to help call, I just don't have the strength for the time being." ”

Saying that, there was another protest in his stomach, and Bai Ming felt that he would not really go to the hospital, right?