223. May seems to be coming to an end.
"What's wrong? It's the first time I've seen such Murakami-kun. Higashiyama was stunned, then looked up at Tong Yan, blinked his big eyes and looked at Murakami Yu, and said with a smile.
"Lend me some money." Murakami gets straight to the point.
"Huh?"
"When the parrot sells for money, I will pay you back immediately."
"Hmm...... You, out of money? β
"Yes."
"When Aiyi's mother borrowed money, Murakami-kun, didn't you have a lot of them?"
"At this time, at that time, Dongshan, the only constant truth in the world is that everything is changing."
"Where's your money? It can't be taken away by Suzune, right? β
"What is she doing with my money? She is not short of money. Yu Murakami said with a smile.
Dongshan tilted his head and pouted: "Lingyin likes to be jealous the most, and I feel uncomfortable when I see me talking to other male staff." You lent money to Aiyi, I don't believe she didn't look for you. β
"Good girlfriend!" Murakami was convinced.
Dongshan lowered his head and poked his index fingers at each other, looking pitiful and aggrieved.
"You lend money to Ai and give all the rest of the money to Suzune, what about me?"
"I really don't have any money." Yu Murakami said it crisply.
Lately, he has reckoned to say anything more honest.
Higashiyama first looked at the atrium, then raised his eyebrows and stared at Yu Murakami, and finally lowered his head again and continued to poke his index finger.
β...... Love parrots? β
"Love money."
β...... The money from the sale is all for you. β
"All?"
"All."
"Later?"
"Later?"
"All the money you earn from selling parrots in the future."
β...... Don't leave me some? β
"But ah, Murakami-kun," Higashiyama held his back with one hand, and grabbed Murakami's hand with the other hand and pressed it on her flat lower abdomen, "It's expensive to raise a child now." β
She was wearing a light red thin thread shirt today, and Yu Murakami's palm was gently pressed against it.
Are all the girl's bodies so soft and so warm? He thought.
Out of his mind, so much so that the source of his sense of touch, he couldn't tell whether it was the thread shirt or the lower abdomen of Dongshan Qiang.
"Comfortable, right?" Dongshan said proudly.
"Not bad." Yu Murakami nodded and withdrew his hand, "Money, if you like it, just take it, don't say anything about raising children." β
"Huh? Murakami-kun, are you a Dink? No, the Dongshan family needs someone to inherit it! β
"Don't care about parrots, children, I need money to pay my electricity and water bills now."
Yu Murakami spread out his hand and motioned for her to hurry up and get the money.
"How much do you need?"
"Take 10,000 first, and then pay you back together."
Higashiyama took a 10,000 banknote, and before handing it to Murakami, he confirmed:
"Parrot money?"
"Yours, yours."
"Uh-huh~, baby, mom has won child support for you."
Yu Murakami got the money, found Yu Mubi, paid all kinds of expenses, and made 5,400 yen in change.
So he had a total of 8,400 yen.
I don't know if I can make it to the day of the press release.
The key is to continue to train parrots that don't bring the slightest benefit.
Bad luck, bad luck, Murakami sighed and went to the atrium.
"Gentlemen, line up."
The parrots open their cages on their own, fly to the branches of the ancient cherry trees, and stand side by side.
Parrots can probably be cage-kept and hand-raised.
Hand raising is like raising a dog, so many people raise parrots and like to buy newborn parrots to raise by hand.
Yu Murakami didn't have that much time, nor did he have the interest to raise them slowly, so he bought all caged parrots that were about to reach adulthood - cheap.
But for him, it doesn't matter whether they are raised by hand or caged.
For only a day or two, he doesn't even want to cut his feathers, these parrots don't scream anymore, they don't fly away when they get out of the cage, and they can already understand him.
Just teaching these parrots, which are already adults and are not a precious breed themselves, to learn to speak, I am afraid that it will be a waste of four or five days.
"Team, read with me, {the master is so beautiful}"
"Sumito is the number of votes!"
The first team was a group of twenty cockatiels for women who looked like "Pikachu", and they called neatly.
"Free practice. Team two, read it to me, {the master is a jerk}"
"Help people fit into a soul!" The second team is for customers who have special fetishes and like novelty.
"Free practice. Team three, read it to me, {Hello!} Good bye! }β
.......
The fourth team learned a classic anime line, and the fifth team learned switc*** effect sound.
It can be said that it is completely cultivated for different markets, and there is no need to worry about sales.
But these parrots, who are not good at talking, with Yu Murakami's skills, must be trained to communicate with them according to specific sentences, so that they can understand what they mean.
After arranging the task, Murakami sat cross-legged on the eaves and took out the sixth volume of "Gray and Fantasy Grimgard".
γBeast Taming Lv4:3/100γ
[Beast Language Lv4: 6/100]
.......
"Already talking?"
"How so?! No way! β
"If you can't buy it, you can talk, right?"
"But you didn't see them talk on the first day?"
Yu Murakami woke up from the world of books, looked up to see the four of Nakano Ai, and looked at the parrots who were "training" on the ancient cherry tree in amazement.
When they bought the parrot back in Murakami, they were curious for a while, and then immediately disliked it and ignored it.
At this moment they began to shout again, and Murakami, who thought they were noisier than birds, applauded three times, and a group of parrots flew over and landed in his messy hair, on his shoulders, on his knees, in the middle of the pages.
Without waiting for the four girls to say "wow", he waved his hand again, and the parrots landed on them.
"It's so cute~~"
"Ahh How does it drill into my neckline! Love clothes! Help me! β
"Wait! Don't it off! Beware of biting! β
"My apples! Hmm-" Dongshan wrinkled his nose, lowered his head slightly, and angrily watched a few parrots take away the apples that still had a few mouthfuls left: "I'm so angry!" β
"Sumihito is a vote! Sumito is the number of tickets! "The parrots are so happy.
β¦β¦
At the end of the half-hour training, Murakami let the parrots roam freely for 10 minutes before recalling them back to their cages.
γBeast Taming Lv4:7/100γ
[Beast Lv4: 10/100]
Yu Murakami took the book and yawned back to the living room.
The others had a good time with a hundred parrots, their faces still crimson with excitement.
Suzune Sakura brought the parrot that had slipped into her neckline into the living room and gave it the name "Chicken in the Soup".
It is not a perverted bird, it prefers to squat on a person's shoulder rather than burrow into clothes, and let people rub its face or scratch its neck with their hands.
This little guy is a cockatiel.
Among the 100 parrots that Yu Murakami bought, they are the most adorable, and their calls are good.
The only drawback is that it does not have the timidity of the usual Xuanfeng, and it is full of "recklessness" all over his body.
When Yu Murakami first got started, the other parrots would obediently stand in his hands under his [Beast Taming] and [Beast Language] skills, but it was the only one who hit him with his little head.
Before today, Yu Murakami planned to "train" this little guy, and even prepared to teach him to sing, so that he could become the "treasure of the town store" and give his wallet a good way to regain blood.
Now, just stocking it and letting it "eat a big pot of rice" with other parrots.
First, Miss Sakura likes it, I'm afraid I can't sell it;
The second is that even if he takes it out and sells it, the money from the sale is not his.
In this way, his "nothing matters" mood naturally regained the upper hand.
"Soup chicken, {Murakami is a pervert}." Miss Sakura's fingers hooked the chin of [Chicken in the Soup].
"Sumihito is a vote! Sumito is the number of tickets! β
"Don't be pretty! Read with me, {Murakami is a pervert}, {Murakami is a pervert}. β
"Sumihito is a vote! Sumito is the number of tickets! β
"Ahh Soup chicken! Why are you so stupid? Well? β
"The parrot hates to death! Grab my apples! Sell them all! "Dongshan still can't forget the hatred of the apple being robbed.
"An apple, too stingy, stingy." Miss Sakura was very fond of [Chicken in the Soup], so she went to get the apple and watched it peck in small bites.
"Humph!" Dongshan took a bite of his apple with a "pop", "I'm going to eat only one a day!" Must eat one too! Now for the rest of the bites, I have to eat another one! β
"Sister Qi, you can eat a few bites and feed the rest to them." You Mubi said, "Brother You has said that parrots also need to eat some fruit and drink cows." β
"Don't! Hum! There was another "pop", and Higashiyama's ruddy lips were full of apple juice.
"Murakami-kun," Ai Nakano, who is only interested in dogs, looked at Yu Murakami and asked, "How long will it take to train well?" I think they're already very well-behaved and obedient. β
"A week. They're just getting used to me now, and they've got to get used to humans. In addition, the speech is not smooth, which also takes a little time. β
"Oh, that's right." Ai Nakano nodded.
"Eh, Murakami, you're training me, you have to teach it to say {Murakami is a pervert}, got it?"
"You're stupid, I'm stupid?"
"You're stupid."
"You're stupid."
"You're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid!" Miss Sakura gestured her hands to the "X" and said, "It's over!" It's the puffer fish that speaks again! β
For a while, in the living room of Sakura Village, even Dongshan Tsubishi ate apples carefully, and he didn't dare to bite hard.
ββββββ
After dinner in the evening, Yu Murakami and the official staff of the showroom made the final confirmation and prepared for the live broadcast at 8 o'clock in the evening.
The live broadcast room hasn't opened yet, and it's full of barrages.
At eight o'clock, Yu Murakami clicked the start button on time, and his whole handsome and flawless face was suddenly presented on the screen.
And then I don't know if it's a gift from Tokyo Tower or a Skytree, and a gift that looks like Shikoku Matsuyama Castle, and I started to swipe the screen without stopping.
"Good evening, everybody."
γYoyo!! γ
γComing, comingγ
[I've been looking forward to it for a week]
[Yoyo's face is so good-looking!! γ
Yu Murakami glanced at the barrage, and then according to the process given by the official, he first began to introduce the live broadcast platform.
"There are a lot of first-time visitors to the showroom, so I'll give you a brief explanation of the general usage and function......
While speaking, while looking at the barrage, there are not only island people, but also English and Chinese and other languages.
β...... Finally, here is {the grouping of the month's highlights}. Click on it to see the live broadcast trailers of some popular idols and voice actors. β
Murakami clicked in, and there were a lot of idols and voice actors who broadcast live at the end of the month, and he was the first, the second was an idol of a female idol group, and the third was actually Domoto Kaidou.
[Look at Kotoko!! γ
γPlay the game with Kaito!γ γ
[May I ask if Murakami-san and Nakano-san are together? ] γ
[What is the relationship between Sakura-san and Nakano-san in private??? γ
γYoyo!! γ
Yu Murakami hadn't thought about what to do, so he simply clicked into the live broadcast room of Domoto Kaidou.
As soon as I entered, I heard Vegeta, the Saiyan prince, cursing.
"Wait, Kaidou!"
"Kaidou, you dare not listen to me!!"
"Stupid thing!! Calm your head down first, Kaito! β
Yu Murakami listened carefully, it wasn't the voice pack, but Domoto Kaito was playing "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" with Vegeta's voice actors, Frieza voice actors, and female voice actors.
All four of them used all the microphones, and when they parachuted, they began to mock on the whole screen.
Yu Murakami watched for three minutes, and they had already jumped the parachute twice.
Frieza's voice actor said in his characteristic yin and yang tone:
"Hmph~, King Rongben will go to practice for three hours, and then fight with these monkeys."
Then King Frieza took the Saiyan prince Vegeta, the adolescent pig-headed boy (Domoto Kaito) and the female voice actor to jump into the wild area together.
γKing Frieza!γ What are you doing, Lord Frieza! We need you in the galaxy! γ
γVegeta! Are you going to give up the glory of the Saiyans?!! Vegeta! γ
"Oh? Is Murakazu coming? Domoto Kaito saw the barrage such as {The Only God Round} and {Yoyo's harem group came to visit}: "Welcome to the showroom!" β
He cuts the game out, gives Yu Murakami a "Matsuyama Castle" gift with a quick hand, and then continues to follow King Frieza around to pick up trash.
Yu Murakami said to the audience:
"They're full, we'll play together next time we're free."
Exiting the live broadcast room of Domoto Kaidou, Yu Murakami opened the mahjong software while watching the barrage.
[Look at Kotoko!! γ
[I didn't expect the voice actor to like to play mahjong too!] γ
[Does Yoyo play mahjong? γ
[The big teacher next door is also playing mahjong with Fushimi Division]
γYoyo!! γ
[When did Murakami-san marry Nakano-san?? γ
[Sakura-san is good-looking or Nakano-san good-looking? γ
"Mahjong, is there such a thing, is there a saying that it will not be?" Yu Murakami picked a question that he could answer.
"You only need to hit from left to right, and you can naturally get hu."
γHahahaγ
[Sit and wait for Murakami to be eaten]
[Brothers, number one! Snipe him! γ
[Fool, the brothers in the group have already been online]
[What group?] Ask for pull! γ
γYoyo!! γ
Quickly matched someone, sitting at the table opposite Murakami Yu, the name is [Sakura Yu], I don't know if it's his fan, or Miss Sakura's fan.
γSakura Daikatsu Victory!!γ γ
[Aiyi-chan is a big failure!! γ
[Brothers! Change your name and go! Yu Nakano walks! γ
γGrass! Already registered! γ
[I grabbed Ai Murakami!!] Hahaha! γ
[Can Murakami speak? γ
γNobunaga Murakami (o???) γ
γYu Shimazaki (?Β°??? Β°)γ
[Awesome, amazing! I {Murakami, Ai, Suzune, ζ°ζ°, Weixi, Riyi, Risa, Saori, Unfinished to be added} Bow down! γ
γYoyo!! γ
"Let me show you the correct way to play mahjong."
Yu Murakami's opening cards are [40,000, 40,000, 5670,000, 1 tube, 2 tubes, 123456 of a kind]
He's the owner and draws the cards first.
γThree cylindersγ
Mahjong system mother immediately said: "Self-touch meow~~~"
Hu {two standing straight}, {one shot}, {door front clear self-touch and}......
Murakatan didn't even look at it, so he clicked [OK] to jump over and immediately started the next game.
"This sentence doesn't count, the next one will officially start the demonstration."
However, he didn't go two laps in the next game, and Yu Murakami drew himself again.
"What's going on with this game? Don't give me a chance to demonstrate? β
[Stop! That's not how mahjong is played! γ
[Part-time voice actor, professional mahjong player, Yu Murakami! ] γ
[I always thought I knew mahjong until I entered this live broadcast room! γ
[You said that mahjong is played from left to right, I believe it, but I never expected you to complete the game of four people on a stand-alone machine! ] γ
γYoyo!! γ
[Look at Kotoko!! γ
After a few words, Yu Murakami got bored - there was no chance to use the [Game (Max Level)] skill at all!
"Forget it, forget it, stop fighting." Yu Murakami turned off mahjong, "It's boring." Meet the requirements of the audience and go see Sasaki-san. β
Kotoko Sasaki, a member of Nogizaka 46, Yuu Murakami heard Miss Sakura talk about it.
Click into the live broadcast room.
"Let's read some of the comments that people have tweeted to me." Kotoko Sasaki, who has long black hair and looks beautiful, said.
"{Kotoko-chan!} Please tell me how to become the protagonist of the harem anime}. β
"Oh~~~, I want to be like that."
"Hmm...... How to say it. β
"Isn't it okay to become Yu-san Murakami?"
"Haha, isn't that too hard?"
γGrass! γ
[A voice actor who can't play mahjong is not a qualified harem master! ] γ
[I, Murakami, the master of the harem of reality and animation! ] Create the world! Destroy the world! γ
[Who revealed the news? Even Nogizaka knows that Murakami has opened a harem? γ
[I don't know.] I only know an unknown female voice actor with the surname Sakura, who has a good relationship with many people in Nogizaka. γ
γKotoko!! γ
Kotoko Sasaki continued:
"When it comes to the protagonist of the harem anime, the first thing that comes to mind in my mind is Murakami-san."
"I think there are quite a few people who think the same way as me, right?"
"Huh? Liar, right? Is Murakami-san watching me live? β
"Ahβββ!!!h
Kotoko Sasaki shyly lay on the table.
"Murakami, what are you looking at? How can there be a girl's voice? β
[Huh? γ
[Huh? γ
[Huh? γ
γSakura ...... Remote? γ(βοΌβ)γγ
[Really? I feel like I'm hearing Sakura's voice too? γ
γYoyoβββ!! γ