Chapter 1 Their False Youth Begins
Youth is a lie, a sin.
People who praise youth are always deceiving themselves and the people around them, positively affirming everything in their environment, as long as they talk about the word youth, no matter how ordinary the explanation or social common sense can be distorted, for them, lies, secrets, crimes, and even failures are just the seasoning of youth.
If failure is a symbol of youth, aren't people who can't make friends in their youth? But they're not going to admit it. It's all just their rhetoric in their favor. The conclusion is: Fools enjoying youth, go die!
"You are the ones who died!"
Ms. Shizune Hiratsuka, who was wearing a white coat and a black suit, slapped the two essays on the table and said viciously.
"I said, Biqi Valley, Takeno, what is the topic I left in class!"
"Uh...... It is an essay on the topic of (reviewing high school life). Bi Qigu, who rolled his eyes at the dead fish, said.
"Then why do you write such terrible content? And, Takeno, why is the content of your essay exactly the same as that of Bikiya! Do you want to copy a better copy? ”
Wu Ye, who had a handsome face, but always revealed a decadent energy in his eyes, looked at Jing lightly and said, "Report to the teacher, maybe it's because I have a good relationship with Biqi Gujun, after all, we are the salted fish duo in the class." ”
Boom!
I saw Wu Ye clutching his stomach and kneeling on the ground in pain. And the initiator Jing looked at Biqigu as if nothing had happened.
"This kind of composition is completely unqualified, and your eyes are like dead fish eyes."
"Does it look so rich in DHA, it's pretty smart......"
Boom!
Hikiya also fell to his knees.
Hiratsuka stared at the two people on the ground, feeling that it was not two high school boys in front of him at all, but two salted fish waiting to be slaughtered.
"Alas, the two of you are really bad in character...... Well, you two, come with me a little bit. ”
Wu Ye slowly raised his head and said cautiously, "Can I refuse......
Boom!
Takeno can't get up again!
......
Here's an introduction.,My original name is Bai Ji.,It's a Celestial Empire people.,But because of cancer.,I lost my life.,During the time I'm lying in the hospital bed.,My favorite thing to do is to chase it.,From the anime,I can get unprecedented motivation and happiness.。 And my favorite thing is the spring thing, but unfortunately, until the day I died, the spring thing was not over......
But what I didn't expect was that after I died, I actually traveled to the world of spring things! Maybe God heard the unwillingness in my heart, so in order to compensate me, he sent me to this world. By the way, my name is now, Takeno Hakuji.
......
Takeno and Hikiya followed Shizun to a door.
"This is the Ministry of Service, Great Teacher, your wrong youth is about to begin!"
Wu Ye looked at Bi Qigu, who was still unaware at this time, and the corners of his mouth slowly rose.
Jing opened the door, and inside the room was a beautiful woman wearing a school uniform and a short skirt with long black and bright hair. At this time, this beautiful girl was holding a book, sitting on a chair, a few cherry blossoms drifted into the window with the wind, and fell to the ground along the girl's hair, a moving scene!
Even salted fish such as Hikiya and Takeno were stunned for a while.
At this time, the girl spoke.
"Hiratsuka-sensei, I said I was going to knock on the door."
Jing spread out her hand and said, "Even if I knocked on the door, you didn't think to answer." ”
"It's because the teacher came in before I even responded. So, who are those two dumb people? ”
The girl doesn't know about Takeno and them, but both Takeno and Hikiya know who she is.
Snow under the snow, a celebrity at the school, even in the J class of the International Liberal Arts Department where beauties are like clouds and top students, Snow under the snow is still the most dazzling one, and she is also the heroine of spring things.
"They want to apply to join the club." At this time, Jing spoke.
"Oh, I'm Hachiman Hikiya Hachiman from Class F in Year 2, and he's my classmate, Hakutsu Takeno. That one...... What does it mean to join a club? ”
"As a punishment for those two rotten essays. I order you to join this society and participate in the activities, and there are no opinions, refutations, protests, questions, or backlash! Jing turned his head to look at Xue Nai, that's it, you can understand when you look at it, his temperament is as bad as his eyes, and Wu Ye next to him is the same. ”
"Hey, Teacher Jing, why are you involved with me, I have a very good personality and say that I will help my grandmother when I cross the street!"
"Who told me before that you and Biqigu are a salted fish duo? Shut up honestly! Go back and write a 3000 word review for me! ”
Takeno was autistic.
Jing said to Xue Nai again: "Both of them are very lonely people, very pitiful, I hope that in this community can correct their distorted lonely physique, this is my commission." ”
"I refuse." Under the snow, Yukino closed the book, clasped his hands to his chest, and with a defensive expression, he looked at Hikiya and said, "That man's obscene eyes full of evil intentions, I feel that I am in danger. ”
After hearing this, Biqigu also said in his heart: "I didn't look at you, Flat Airport!" ”
And Takeno, he is still shutting himself up in the corner.
"Don't worry!" Jing opened his mouth and said: "This man only has one set of risk estimation and self-preservation, and will never do anything that violates the criminal law!" You can believe his little gangster look. As for the one in the corner, he's just a salted fish, and his mind is empty, so don't worry. ”
Wu Ye stood up, pointed at Jing and said, "Teacher Jing, I feel that you have insulted my personality, and I ask for compensation!" ”
"Add two thousand more words."
Takeno is autistic again.
"I see, thugs and brainless salted fish......"
"Not only did you not refute it, but you also believed what the teacher said!" Biqigu complained in his heart.
"Since it was the teacher's commission, I couldn't ignore it, so I accepted it."
Jing smiled slightly: "Yes, then please, under the snow." After saying that, he waved his hand and left, closing the door by the way.
Biqigu wanted to say something, but he still didn't say it.
Under the snow, he opened the book again and read it, and Biqigu stood dumbfounded, and Takeno was still closed in the corner, and for a moment the room fell into a deathly silence.
"Hey, hey! What the hell is this unfolding! Memories of the past came flooding back to Hikiya's heart. When he was still in junior high school, Hikiya confessed to a girl, but the girl just said, "Isn't it okay to be friends?" ”
But don't talk about friends, I won't even say a word in the future!
"In order for this to happen again, I must make her hate me! In that case, let me greet her in a threatening way! ”
Thinking of this, Hikiya turned to face the snow, making a sound similar to that of a dog's anger, and his face was hideous, but it looked like ...... Pretty cute?
At this time, under the snow, he looked at Biqigu, who seemed to hear a cat meow and fell down in an instant.
Under the snow, his face was full of helplessness, "Don't stand still, find a chair to sit down, and the one in the corner, don't squat there, others will be scared of you when they come in." ”
Takeno and Hikiya each moved a chair and sat down, Takeno still living in the shadow of the 5,000-word review, while Hikiya was looking under the snow.
"What's the matter?"
"No, no, I just don't understand what kind of club we are."
"Well, guess what." Sigh under the snow.
"Well, I guess it's the Literature Department. There's no special equipment here, and you're reading a book, so it's supposed to be a literature department. ”
Although the words revealed uncertainty, Biqigu's expression was very confident.
But Yuki's answer gave Hikiya a hard blow, "I guessed wrong." ”
"I surrendered, what is the answer?"
Xue Xia didn't answer Biqigu directly, but asked, "Biqigu-kun, how long have you not talked to a girl?" ”
At this time, Takeno suddenly jumped out: "It's been more than two years, I grew up with Hachiman since I was a child, the same elementary school and the same junior high school, I still remember the last time I spoke was in the summer, the girl said to her friend, the weather is very hot, but Hachiman thought he was talking to him, and replied directly. Ahahaha, it's so fun! ”
Bi Qigu glared at Wu Ye, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't be sarcastic about me, think about your review first!" ”
Takeno is autistic again.
"Our ministry is called the Ministry of Service."
"The rich give this to the poor with a compassionate heart, and it is called volunteer activity to lend a helping hand to those who are troubled, and this is the Ministry of Service." Takeno returned to normal and said as he looked at the snow.
"Yes, yes, I didn't expect you to know." Under the snow, he was shocked by Takeno.
"Hmph, I'm a diehard fan of Chunwu! How could you not know! Takeno touched his nose and thought proudly.
"Then welcome to the Ministry of Service, since you have been entrusted with the faithfulness of others, I will correct your problems. Thank me. ”
"This watch." Biqigu whispered.
"Questions?" Hikiya raised his voice, "I'm very good!" "Biqigu stood up" to find out the top three in the whole grade of Chinese in the exam, and his appearance is okay, except that he doesn't have a girlfriend, everything is fine! ”
"It's really amazing to be able to say this kind of thing confidently, in a sense. Weirdos, it's more disgusting than disgusting. ”
"No road block, I don't want to be told about it, blame the woman."
Xue Xia supported his chin with his hand and said playfully: "In my opinion, the reason why you are alone is mainly because of your distorted personality. ”
Wu Ye immediately retorted: "Hey, what's the matter with me!" I'm just a melon eater! ”
Yukixia didn't pay attention to Takeno, but continued: "However, if you can talk to a beautiful girl like me, then general communication shouldn't be a problem. ”
Biqi Gu said stiffly: "Say it in advance, it's not that I can't communicate, I just don't want to have meaningless exchanges!" There is no need to correct it at all! ”
Xue Xia once again activated the poisonous tongue skill: "I feel that if people like you are not corrected, they will cause serious harm to society." ”
At this time, Jing Jing, who had been standing outside the door and eavesdropping, pushed the door in: "Under the snow, it's disturbed." ”
"Teacher Jing, remember to knock on the door!"
Wu Ye looked at Jing, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and said in a playful tone: "What a coincidence that the teacher came in, could it be that he has been eavesdropping outside?" ”
"No road block!" Jing punched Takeno, and then said to Yukishita, "It seems that Yukishita is struggling with Hikigu's correction." ”
Xue Xia helplessly spread his hands and said: "It's all because he himself didn't realize the problem." ”
"Not really." Bi Qi Gu retorted, seeing the eyes of the two of them on him, Bi Qi Gu lowered his head and continued: "I just don't like people pointing fingers at me about what changes and what can be changed. ”
"You're running away!" Under the snow frowned a good-looking brow.
Biqigu retorted: "Change is also an escape!" Why can't you be sure of your past! ”
Takeno, who was lying on the corpse, noticed that he clenched his fists under the snow.
Teacher, don't jump in the minefield!
"If this is the case, then there will be no solution to the troubles, and no one will be saved!"
Hikiya was stopped by the snow.
"You two calm down." Jing stood up to stop the debate between the two sides.
"Ahem!" Jing cleared his throat and said, "Since ancient times, it has been a tradition for young people to fight on both sides with their own positions, and to compete in a showdown. ”
"What is this guy talking about......" Hikiya and Takeno complained in their hearts.
"In other words, in this community, who can better serve others, let's compete!"
"The winner can make the loser do anything, how!"
"It's coming, it's coming!" Takeno was excited!
Their erroneous youth is about to begin!