Call him in the middle of the night to interpret his dreams?

The fat man wanted to beat Yu Dongchen along the network cable!

Yu Dongchen softened his voice: "Brother, I am now experiencing problems in my marriage, I have a dream day and night, and if I have this kind of dream again, one day Lao Tzu's marriage will have problems!" What, aren't the Buddhas all compassionate and compassionate? You can help me this time! ”

The fat man pouted and poured back into the quilt, and said Amitabha: "I slept." ”

Yu Dongchen hooked his lips: "Dude~~ I still have the video of you stealing my chicken legs, do you want to forward it to your old abbot?" ”

The fat man sat up from the quilt with a pleasant face: "Amitabha, the monks suffer from compassion. Although the donor speaks, the poor monk will do his best to share your worries. ”

Yu Dongchen will tell the dream of the old man 1510, and also briefly describe the daily life of the present and the old longitudinal.

The fat man pricked up his ears and listened.

Everything is suffering, and all sentient beings are constantly troubled.

After listening to Yu Dongchen's narration, the fat man sighed: "You have been together for almost ten years, and your marriage will have problems after a long time." Besides, dreams are all the opposite. ”

Yu Dongchen in the dream slag, sky slag, slag, slag, air.

Yu Dongchen in reality is a loyal dog.

Yu Dongchen glanced at Xiao Gu Zong, who was sleeping in the bed, and pinched his little face: "Lao Tzu has never been sorry for Xiao Gu Zong, why does he still have such dreams?" The work of my fitness club is very leisurely, obviously because I am busy from morning to night all day long. ”

The fat man said: "In fact, the reason is very simple, the contradiction between career and family. Therefore, even though I love forensic work, I also love you, you complain in his ear every once in a while, and over time, even if he feels more and more guilty about you, he is not at ease. ”

It is difficult to balance family and business.

Therefore, the left shoulder is forensic work, and the right shoulder is Yu Dongchen's pig's trotters.

I can't let it go, so I'm guilty and scared... He didn't want to lose his job, and he didn't want to lose Yu Dongchen, so he had a dream that reflected his indulgence.

It's just that in the dream, the roles of the two are reversed.

"What then?" Yu Dongchen scratched his head and sighed, "It's a small reason why I'm busy working every day... I still have to compete with the corpse for favor, and I can't compete with it. ”

Grievances, sadness, no one understands.

The fat man said earnestly: "Husbands and wives in the world are like this, and after getting along for a long time, all kinds of contradictions come out. At least the two of you still love each other, not to the point of killing each other. Therefore, even though this little doll is delicate, you have to think of a way to make him feel at ease. ”

"Peace of mind?" Yu Dongchen frowned, "What kind of peace of mind method?" ”

The fat man scolded MMP elegantly, and replied with a pleasant face: "I'm not his husband, I'm just an ordinary monk." ”

Yu Dongchen: ...

"Okay, fat man, I'm going to sleep. There will be a puja tomorrow morning. The fat man hung up the phone and cursed in a low voice. Are these couples in a hurry? Dog food every day!

The fat man yawned and retracted into the covers.

Just as I was about to fall asleep, my phone rang again.

The fat man answered the phone and crackled and scolded: "You have your head on your neck just to get taller?" Figure it out for yourself! If you really can't do it, roll the sheets a few more times, and roll to the point where you don't have time to think about anything else! ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment.

"Hello, I'm silent."

The anger in the fat man's chest was extinguished instantly.

In the trust of the silent character, the fat man barely cheered up: "Silence, is there something wrong?" ”

After thinking for a moment, he slowly spoke: "My Xiaoshan recently had a dream, I am very troubled, I hope you can help interpret the dream." ”

Fatso:...