Chapter 11 Where's the Pee?
When I woke up, it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning, and just after dinner, I was about to go to the game to continue the task, when there was a knock on the door.
"It's coming, it's coming! Wait a minute! ”
"Old Yang! Come in and sit! ”
Ye Feng opened the door and saw that it was the landlord Yang Lin, took out two cans of beer from the refrigerator and threw a can to Yang Lin, "What's the matter with you like this?" ”
"I'm so excited!"
Yang Lin took the beer and drank it directly, and snatched the one that Ye Feng had just opened, "The goddess I've been chasing for a long time has agreed to date me!" ”
"What a good thing! Looks like you're ready for war! Hehe......" Ye Feng looked at Yang Lin's excited appearance, and couldn't help but let out an extremely obscene laugh.
"I thought! Which is so easy! ”
Yang Lin drank the beer in his hand again, "The date was agreed, but she said that she wanted to bring her best friend with her, which is not sure to prevent me!" ”
"That's easy! You take me, I'll give you a flirtatious machine to help you hit the target, how? ”
As soon as Ye Feng heard that there was a girl to tease, his eyes lit up and he rubbed his hands excitedly.
"Good brother! Let's go to war together! Hey hey ......"
The two immediately reached a consensus, and they unanimously stretched out their hands and slapped their hands.
Arashiyama Restaurant ......
"Reliable no, how do I feel that you are pigeons! It's been an hour! ”
Ye Feng was loyal to the press, he was worried about the task in his heart, and wanted to go back to the task quickly.
"It's almost there! Traffic! Wait a little longer! Good guns are not afraid to wait! ”
Yang Lin didn't know the bottom of his heart, and kept looking at the staircase, and a few drops of sweat oozed from his nervous forehead.
"Forget it! Wait! This shelf is too big! I've got something to do, let's go! ”
After waiting for another half an hour, Yang Lin didn't dare to make a phone call, and he didn't dare to urge WeChat, so he couldn't sit still, so he got up and was about to leave.
"It's coming, it's coming! Sit tight! ”
Yang Lin hurriedly forced Ye Feng, who was getting up to leave, to press back, and then stood up and waved: "Nana!" Over here! ”
One has a short skirt and stockings, long wavy hair, a bewitching figure, a shoulder-length short hair and a gray sportswear, one has a hot and charming body, and the other has an energetic and sunny temperament.
"This is my good friend Ye Feng,"
"This is my goddess Han Nana!" When the second daughter came to follow, Yang Lin introduced.
"This beauty is ......" Yang Lin glanced at Han Nana and motioned for her to introduce her.
"Wenwen?" Without waiting for Han Nana's introduction, Ye Feng recognized who she was.
"Ye Feng? Disappeared for a few months, it turned out to be here! ”
Liu Wenwen was a little surprised, rubbed her eyes, and made sure she didn't recognize the wrong person.
"Wenwen! How do you know each other? Seeing the two of them react like this, Han Nana asked.
"More than I know! We're old friends! That's right, leaves! ”
Liu Wenwen took advantage of Ye Feng's inattention and pinched him on the arm.
"You...... Let it go! Friends are here! ”
Ye Feng was embarrassed, and hurriedly withdrew his hand, and his old face instantly turned red to the base of his neck.
Liu Wenwen is Chu Tianyi's cousin, and she often bullies Ye Feng with her cousin. Now it's no exception, just get started and screw.
"Giggle......
"Puff ......"
Yang Lin and Han Nana saw that Ye Feng was deflated, so they immediately covered their mouths and snickered.
"Ahem... Dine! Dine! Waiter! Order! ”
Ye Feng coughed twice in embarrassment, and hurriedly called the waiter to order food to relieve his embarrassment.
Yang Lin didn't dare to look up at Han Nana opposite, while Han Nana and Liu Wenwen looked at Ye Feng from time to time, and then whispered something in their ears, while Ye Feng was embarrassed to pull the food in front of him......
After eating, Han Nana went to the bathroom, Yang Lin went to pay, and Ye Feng and Liu Wenwen stood at the door of the restaurant and waited.
"You little girl, why are you still so crazy, you have learned badly from your cousin!"
Ye Feng was worried about what happened just now, and began to complain while the two were away.
"Why don't you do it twice? Very comfortable! ”
Liu Wenwen smiled evilly, and rolled up her sleeves to make a move as she spoke.
"Don't! Other! Count me wrong! Miss spare her life! Ye Feng subconsciously took a few steps back and raised his hand to block his face!
This reaction, this action, is undoubtedly trained by being beaten!
"Haha......"
"The reaction is pretty fast!" Liu Wenwen laughed heartily when she saw this, and she didn't have the reserve that a girl should have.
"That's it! Don't look at who I am! Ye Feng proudly put his hands behind his back and looked at Liu Wenwen, who was laughing wildly.
"By the way, don't say that you met me here when you go back, otherwise I'll be miserable!"
Ye Feng's face was straight, and he pulled up Liu Wenwen, who was still laughing, and admonished.
"Got it!"
"Do you have money to spend, why don't I lend you some?" Liu Wenwen said as she took out a card from her wallet and handed it over.
She knew that Ye Feng had run away from home and had all his property frozen, so of course she had to help him if she ran into it.
"No, I have!"
"It's like the real thing, and there's not much money in the card!"
Ye Feng disdainfully pushed back the card handed by Liu Wenwen, and stretched out his middle finger to say disdainfully.
"Cut! Who is stingy! ”
"There's a million in there! Don't pull it down! ”
Liu Wenwen heard that Ye Feng didn't appreciate it, so she pouted angrily and took the card back in her hand!
"Tsk! Why are you so generous today! ”
"I'll see where the sun is!" Ye Feng began to look around as he spoke.
Ye Feng was very happy when she saw that she was angry, she was usually beaten by herself, but now she was so angry and unhappy, she was so relieved in her heart!
"You ......"
"Stop! Look Miss Ben doesn't beat you to death! ”
"Motionless is the king's eight! I'm stupid to stand still and let you fight! ”
"Slightly ......"
Ye Feng came over from time to time to pinch her and brush her hair......
"Humph! Ignore you! ”
"I told my sister that you bullied me! Hum! ”
Liu Wenwen stomped her feet angrily, chased but couldn't catch up, and sat on the steps and stopped chasing.
"Wenwen, let's go!"
"Let's go!"
Just when Ye Feng was proud, Han Nana walked out of the restaurant in a huff, picked up Liu Wenwen and left.
"Hey! That's it? Don't say goodbye either? Ye Feng shouted at the departing figures of the two.
But the two of them ignored it at all, got in the car, started and left without hesitation.
"Hey bro! What's going on! ”
Ye Feng, who was made by Han Nana's move, was puzzled, and when she saw Yang Lin slowly walking out of the restaurant, there was obviously a red slap print on her face!
"Hey... Don't mention it! When Yang Lin heard Ye Feng ask, his face turned red to the base of his neck!
"Do you want to go to war, but people don't agree?" Ye Feng saw Yang Lin's face flushing, and immediately teased.
"That's good! More embarrassing than this! ”
"Tell me! Tell me about it! Ye Feng didn't give him a chance, he had to break the casserole and ask to the end, in order to avenge his shame last night!
"That's right! I went to the toilet after settling the bill, and I was nervous and urinated! When she came out to wash her hands, she was also washing her hands, and she was so nervous at the time, the first time she was alone! I wanted to say something to her, but I was nervous and said that you also peed your hands? ”
"Haha..."
"I'm rubbing! Brother, you cowhide!!
"Haha......"
As soon as these words came out, Ye Feng immediately laughed and crawled to the ground!
"Ignore it, ignore it, what are you doing beating me......"
Yang Lin was also a little depressed, although he said the wrong thing, he wouldn't be beaten! As he spoke, he touched his hot and aching cheeks.
"You probably guessed it! Haha......"
"Brother, you're amazing! Puff haha......"
When Ye Feng heard him say this, the one who laughed was presumptuous, and kept patting Yang Lin's shoulder.
"Don't laugh! Still laughing! The happiness of my life has been ruined in this sentence, and you still laugh! ”
Yang Lin saw Ye Feng smiling so much, and he was relieved of that grievance!
"Don't laugh! Don't laugh anymore! ”
"Poof......
"You're still laughing! Laugh again and let you sleep on the street! ”
"Don't laugh! Don't laugh anymore! ”
"That Nana is not a good kind at first glance, it's okay to blow it!"
"Dude, I'll introduce you to a reliable one!"
Ye Feng no longer made fun of him, and suddenly remembered Liu Wenwen, feeling that they were a good match, and had the intention to promote their good deeds.
"Who? Isn't it good-looking? How are people? Yang Lin heard that Ye Feng was not joking, and hurriedly asked.
"Of course it's pretty! The one who came with Nana! ”
"Good! Dude is in love! It's up to you! If this is done, I will invite you to dinner!" ”
"Good! No problem! ”
"Poof......haha"
"I still want to laugh ......!
Ye Feng remembered that sentence again, and couldn't help laughing again.
"Haha......" Yang Lin was also relieved and began to laugh heartily.