Chapter 40 discusses the rules of survival of poor students

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Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian, Liu Bei Cao Cao, Huo Quai, the dynasty of the three people summed up the three kingdoms of Qin and Han, almost down on the shoulders, although Qin was destroyed in the hands of Xiang Yu, but the old Liu family did not contribute less, and what about Han? The Wang Mang in the middle will not be said, Liu Xiu is also a descendant of Liu Bang, as we all know, behind the Han Dynasty is the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao, coercing the princes of the Son of Heaven, Liu Xie has been bullied by him in his life, Liu Bei, not a good thing, under the banner of the emperor of the Han Dynasty, wants to grab the goods in the troubled times, even if it is really Liu Bei who wins the world in the end, Liu Xie's fate is estimated to be inevitable.

Everyone here should be in a state of being enemies in pairs except for Xiao Wan'er, the emperor general of the Qin Dynasty, the great Sima of the Han Dynasty, and the old hero of the Three Kingdoms, it stands to reason that these five people will not fight the ** when they meet, it will be regarded as mercy, but how can they ....... Dongfang Qing looked at the happy scene in front of her, she really didn't know what to say, a group of people were like brothers, I really didn't know what ecstasy Huang Xiaowei poured on them.

If you have to say the reason, you can only attribute it all to their age, Qin Shi Huang is now just a Qin king, even if he destroys Korea, but there are still five countries waiting for him, the world is not unified, how can there be leisure to think about losing the world in a few decades, Meng Tian, although he is now emerging little by little, but he is also a young general with great potential, with Wang Jian and his father at the top, and Wang Ben and Li Xin in the middle of these peers to compete, in terms of identity and status is far from the position of the first person in the Great Qin military in the future.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei have no right to speak, they are all behind others, and they belong to the gang that robs the world.

Huo Quai, now he is a depressed little lieutenant, coupled with his original bold character, except for the beginning of Qin Shihuang was a little unhappy, but these unhappiness has gradually disappeared in a few months of getting along, in fact, it has said so much, in the end, it all comes down to one point, how can a person who can leave a strong mark in history not even understand the simplest truth, there will never be an immortal dynasty in this world, even if his founder is wise and martial.

How about Liu Bang, a Surabaya Pavilion Chief, in the end, he was able to seize the world from the hands of the overlord of Chu and established the Han Dynasty, and then the Han Wu Guangwu was a rare Ming monarch in a century, but when it came to Emperor Han Ling and Emperor Han Xian, you will take a look again, the former sells officials, and the latter is like a gas bag, who is mixed with whom, and the miserable can not be miserable, and finally gave the throne to Lao Cao's son, and cried twice after the incident, he patted his ass and prepared to be his own bullshit Shanyang Gong, but he was killed halfway....... If you want to say that Liu Bei is okay with this, he is a bit of his ancestor Liu Bang's bachelor, and he can bend and stretch, but what about his son Liu Chan....... If it sounds good, it is called wisdom and foolishness, let's talk about the difficulty...... Alas....... You all know what it's called......

Let's talk about the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang, who is a grassroots person, in the early years, he was a monk to eat, and in the end, he was stunned to lay down the Ming Dynasty from the hands of the Mongols and Chen Youliang, and created a very prosperous dynasty, but you look at his descendants, who have been captives, carpenters, and have not been on the court for 30 years, it is said that they are secretly taking drugs in the harem, and it is rumored that there are two illiterate emperors in the Ming Dynasty, but this illiterate is not illiterate, but they are all literate, It's especially illiterate in dealing with political affairs, as for a certain pervert who set up a leopard room, not to mention, basically most of the emperors in the middle and late stages of every dynasty are about the same as the current rich second generation, and they will only sit back and enjoy their success, enjoy the afterglow of their fathers, or in other words, eat and wait for death.......

Of course, in addition to the above reasons, the harmonious scene that can cause this group of people is now is the edification of modern culture, I didn't see Qin Shihuang and didn't want to go back to be the king, Liu Bei and Cao Cao simply took root in this area, nothing to speculate in stocks, scolded each other, the life was chic, even Huo Quzhi found his hobby, but they are not people of this era after all, sooner or later they will have to go back, go back to accept the arrangement of their fate.

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The meal didn't end until ten o'clock, Liu Bei and Cao Cao both drank a little wine and went back to the house to sleep at this time, Meng Tian sat on the sofa and watched TV, Qin Shihuang Jiang Mingyue sat aside, showing his affection generously, Huang Xiaowei hugged Xiao Wan'er and played with his mobile phone, Dongfang Qing was the worst, cleaning up the table, but people were not stupid, and immediately caught Huang Xiaowei, who was playing with Xiao Wan'er......

After washing all the dishes and chopsticks, Huo Quzhi walked downstairs with three test papers and called softly: "Little viagra, come over for a while." โ€

Huang Xiaowei lay on the sofa and said casually: "Xiaojun, you should come here, your little viagra just brushed twelve plates, six chopsticks, and dragged the ground, and is currently in a paralyzed state.......

Huo Quzhi: "........"

Dongfang Qing said disdainfully: "Are you still a man, doing so much work will make you tired and paralyzed?" โ€

Huang Xiaoweitian said shamelessly: "Wife, this has nothing to do with whether a man is a man or not, have you forgotten my own job, I am a writer, in ancient times, I was a literati, I couldn't pick my shoulders, I couldn't lift my hands, and you didn't know that I felt sorry for me, so I was stunned to let me do so much rough work as a literati......"

Dongfang Qing: "......."

"Please don't confuse the public, you are just a street writer who writes romances, okay, and a literati, can you have a face?"

Huang Xiaowei snorted: "Face? What the hell?

Dongfang Qing: "........"

Huo Quzhi took the paper and handed it to Huang Xiaowei and said, "Little viagra, this is the paper for our exam today, and the teacher asked the parents to sign it." โ€

Huang Xiaowei said in a reprimanding tone: "Xiaojun, why are you so stupid, you say that you kid is so stupid, parents sign this kind of thing, don't you be flexible, anyway, your teacher has never seen me write, you wrote it instead of me, so it will save you and me more embarrassment, just like your little viagra back then, except for the midterm and final exams that can't be avoided, the rest of the exam papers you Xiaowei basically haven't let my parents see, by the way, you sit, today little viagra will teach you the survival skills of poor students, If you imitate the parent's signature, he is more important, and the things involved in it are more extensive, such as psychology, just about this psychology........ Do you think everyone is the same as you, can you not keep teaching the bad people Xiaojun Dongfang Qing said angrily.

Dongfang Qing, who had finished doing housework, heard that Huang Xiaowei was instilling some bad thoughts in Huo Quzhi here, her delicate body trembled, and she stepped forward and gave someone a slap and said: "You haven't looked at other people's exam results, how do you know that he is a bad student, and besides, can your Xiaojun be the same as you?" โ€

Huang Xiaowei pouted: "I just went to school for two days, and you still expect him to give you the first test in the whole grade, okay, okay, I'll take a look at the test results of our champion Hou, English is....... Oh, isn't it good, thirty-seven points, Xiaojun's current full score in English is 15 or 120? โ€

Huo Quzhi tugged at his shirt and whispered: "One hundred and two ......"

Dongfang Qing took the paper and looked at it, and found that there was almost nothing on it except ABCD, which means that the champion Comrade Hou can't do anything except multiple-choice questions, no, no, no, he can't write anything except multiple-choice questions......

But this can't be blamed on him, a Han Dynasty person knows a fart of English, I didn't see Meng Tian from the Qin Dynasty speaking for him there, what Xiaojun is already very powerful, thirty-seven, it's good enough, why can't they be too strict, but I really didn't expect that now, the school actually takes the ghost drawing talisman, don't you say, the king?

Qin Shi Huang pinched his teeth and said: "That's not it, but Xiaojun, it's too embarrassing for you to only take the thirty-seven ghost drawing talismans, how many are you in the class?" โ€

Huo Quzhi lowered his hair and said in a mosquito voice: "Forty-eighth ......"

Qin Shi Huang was stunned; "Isn't it good, forty-eighth, there are many people in your class?"

"Forty-Eight ......."

Qin Shi Huang: "........"

"You and I farted just now...... Qin Shi Huang said speechlessly.

Dongfang Qing looked at Huo Quzhi's test paper, and soon the correct answer written in red pen on the paper attracted her attention, the font was very juanxiu, it seemed to be a girl's handwriting, and she looked at the champion Hou Xiaoying and said: "Xiaojun, is the correct answer on this written for you by the girl just now?" โ€

Huo Quzhi shook his head and said: "No, it's me at the same table, her name is Zhao Xiaofei, when it comes to Zhao Xiaofei's illness, the clip is opened: "Sister Xiaoqing, you don't know, that woman is annoying, come to talk to me if you have nothing to do, I don't bother to pay attention to her, I told her that I would change the volume myself, but she had to help me write it, and the master had no choice, so she went." โ€

Huang Xiaowei leaned over and said, "Is that girl beautiful?" โ€

Huo Quzhi thought for a while: "It's okay, I heard that the people in the school call her the school flower, but it's far worse than my aunt and Sister Xiaoqing......."

Huang Xiaowei was speechless, damn, this kid is really in the blessing and doesn't know the blessing, you don't want to post the school flowers upside down for you, and besides, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl hasn't grown yet, you actually compare her with the Han Empress Wei Zifu........ Tsk, but according to Huo Quai's statement, isn't Dongfang Qing's appearance at the same level as Wei Zifu, oops, brothers are blessed.

When Huang Xiaowei saw Huo Quzhi's other two test papers, he was stunned, I'll go, is this kid really only going to school for two days, how can he do better than Lao Tzu back then?

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