Chapter 245: Desperate Alonso
On 16 October, back at Anfield, Liverpool host Charlton Athletic.
Because of the rotation, Tang Wu sat on the bench and watched Dudek's performance.
In fact, most of Liverpool's main players are almost resting in this round, because judging from the schedule, the next two battles are very important.
One is at home to Deportivo La Coruna in the Champions League group stage, and the other is Liverpool's trip to London to face Tang Wu's old club Chelsea.
Before the day of the game arrived, the Liverpool media was already arguing about the topic.
Judging from Tang Wu's games, Tang Wu is almost the most successful transfer in the Premier League this summer. Even the "Liverpool Echo" published an article that Tang Wu is one of Liverpool's most successful transfer players in the last decade.
Affordable and capable!
If it weren't for the hat-trick scored by Manchester United in the last round of the Champions League group stage in Old Trafford's 6-2 win over Fenerbahce, perhaps there would have been more and more Red Devils fans who scolded Lu Xiaopang as a parallel import.
The course of the game was a bit dull, with Liverpool defensively being thorough but clearly lacking in attack.
Tang Wu stretched his neck and looked a little bored for a while, and when he moved his neck, he accidentally found that Alonso next to him turned out to be a pair of dead fish eyes, looking indifferent to anything.
"I heard you made a bet with Garcia?"
This season, only Liverpool have not lost at home in the Premier League, perhaps due to the weaker opponents he has encountered in the previous rounds.
A team like Charlton really made Beitu and the main players unable to fight spirits.
"That's right." Alonso's throat twitched up and down, as if remembering something bad.
"You don't think you're going to win?" Looking at Alonso's face, Tang Wu guessed.
"No!" The Spanish man shook his head, "I'm afraid of the result after losing." ”
"Isn't that the same thing!?"
Tang Wu didn't understand.
Since you're afraid of losing, doesn't that mean you don't think you won't win?
"It's not as simple as you think!" Alonso shook his head like a rattle, "This bet is different, if you lose this time, oh... Oh my God, I get goosebumps just thinking about that. ”
"What the hell is going on?"
"Do you know the The?"
"Know! It's a Beatles' paradise! Tang Wu nodded.
The famous pub on Matthew Street in Liverpool, in the 60s of the last century, John . It was here that Lennon and his brothers first performed the music that would later influence generations.
There are a lot of photos of the Beatles in the bar, both of the members' lives and the moments of their performances.
Inside, despite its small stage, there are four precious instruments that are definitely "heritage": Lennon's Ribaker guitar, Harrison's Gretsch guitar, McCartney's bass bass and Starr's drum kit.
And every year thousands of tourists come here to see and remember the Beatles era.
"What are you mentioning it for? Could it be that you are also Beatles fans? Tang Wu said curiously.
Alonso shook his head and said to himself, "If you've been to The Restaurant, you've been to their back kitchen." ”
"Back kitchen? No. Tang Wu thought about it, and his mind went blank.
It's normal to go to a restaurant, but how can you go to a restaurant and visit someone's kitchen! Even if it's a bar, the most you can do is lean inside the bar, and who would go to a place like the back kitchen if you're fine.
"Last time, a few of us drank too much, and there were no decanting drinks at the bar, so they let us try our luck in the back kitchen." Alonso recalled, "The result was there, we, we, vomit..."
Tang Wu hurriedly patted Alonso's back, looking at his appearance, it seemed that something bad was sounding.
"How are you there?"
"Oh! Oh my God, she must have been sent by God to punish us! Alonso drew a cross on his chest. We were in the back kitchen, we saw one, we saw a lady... Uh-huh, that's right, she should be able to call her 'ma'am'! ”
Alonso struggled to think, because he couldn't think of what adjectives to use.
"She's about 400 pounds, and she's about the same height as you!" Alonso stroked Tang Wu's forehead with his hand, "The most important thing is that she is a black girl!" ”
"Oh!! I kind of get it! Hearing the word "black girl", Tang Wu understood the meaning, "That means that both of you have taken a fancy to her?" ”
It's no secret that Alonso and Garcia both love the Black Girl.
And the taste of the two is very heavy, regardless of appearance, as long as the figure and age are passable, both of them can do it.
"Fack! Don't talk nonsense! Alonso screamed like a rat with its tail stepped on, "She's completely upended my perception of the black opposite sex, oh cake buyer, you know?" She didn't see the two of us, she was stealing food. ”
"So what?" Tang Wu was puzzled, "It's not a problem for a lady who works in the kitchen and has a relatively plump body to steal something to eat, okay!" ”
But the point is that after she finished eating, she put a P on her own! The super loud kind! At this, Alonso's expression became strange.
"At the time, I thought the gas tank in the back kitchen had exploded! And as I saw with my own eyes, the shelves behind her were all dangling, and the shelves were full of ingredients from the bar. ”
"A second later, Garcia and I both threw up."
After Alonso finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Tang Wu, "Do you understand what I mean?" ”
"Vomit..."Tang Wu had already lowered his head and retched.
Fortunately, I didn't go with me that day, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable.
Alonso patted Tang Wu on the back and helped him straighten out his qi.
After a while, Tang Wu's face returned to calm, and he asked, "Then what does this have to do with your bet with Garcia?" ”
Speaking of which, Alonso's face turned the color of pork liver again.
He opened his mouth for a while, and only after a while did a few words come out: "I made a bet with Garcia that whoever scored less goals in the next game would go to the lady and spend at least one night with her." ”
Liverpool has not yet been completely transformed, although there is a record of 4-2 against Fulham, but overall, Liverpool's attacking ability in the new season is still slightly weak.
So both Bei Bald and the players are looking for ways to increase the team's offensive power.
"Oh! Oh my God, that was terrible! Tang Wu patted his chest and said, "Why did you make such a terrible bet?" ”
"Maybe we drank too much at the time, or maybe it was the first time we saw such a shocking scene, and our heads crashed!"
At this moment, a burst of cheers suddenly rang out at Anfield Stadium.
Reese's corner was cleared by a Charlton defender and Hyypia fired a left-footed volley from 25 yards out in the middle that was met by the goalkeeper.
Just as the Charlton players breathed a sigh of relief, an elegant handsome guy suddenly emerged from the crowd and stretched out a kick to fill the ball into the empty goal.
1 to 0!
Liverpool took the lead at home again.
Did Garcia score?
The coaching staff and the players on the bench were stunned for a moment, then stood up and cheered.
Tang Wu turned his head to look at Alonso on the side, patted the other party's shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, he only scored one, you still have a chance..."
Huh? That's not right!
Tang Wu finally reacted.
"Damn, why didn't you play? Then you're still betting with him on P?! ”
Alonso's face was dead, and his eyes were blank, "Now you know why I'm desperate, right?" ”