VOL. Chaldean sweets
Of all the current Chaldean followers, there is one who can be said to be different.
That is, Ozmandias, who claims to be the god-king.
This glorious pharaoh of Egypt shows a different oppressive power from ordinary servants everywhere.
One of them, and the biggest difference, is......
The god-king Ozmandias did not reside in Chaldea.
In his words: The only one who can be worthy of Yu is the glorious Great Temple!
Therefore, he unreasonably occupied a simulation training room and forcibly transformed it into his own glorious temple.
In other words, even the hero king Gilgamesh lived in his room, and in this regard, Ozmandias was more arrogant.
However, I thought that the two kings of gold would fight, but the two unexpectedly got along well.
For Gilgamesh: The Sun King came to Chaldea with the entire Great Temple, which meant that if there was no Great Temple, it would definitely not be as good as King Gilgamesh, and that the gold ornaments on Ozmandias were far less than himself, and Gilgamesh identified this as "the Sun King's unspeakable humility to the King". Thinking of this, Gilgamesh was very happy.
In this regard, Ozmandias is the same, thinking that Gilgamesh, who does not even have a temple, is not enough to be an example for all peoples, and in this regard, he is the embodiment of the sun, he is revered, he is believed, and he has won by giving the people courage and strength!
These two people, obviously have not read Lu Xun's true biography of Ah Q, but they are proficient in Ah Q's spiritual victory method, which really makes people laugh and cry.
But for Chaldea, as long as these two big guys don't fight, once they fight, there will really be problems.
King Gilgamesh spent a lot of money to buy the materials for the return of the spirit base from the Caesar Chamber of Commerce, and I don't know who spread it, but it reached the ears of Ozmandias anyway.
Thereupon!
How can a god-king be subservient to men? Hurriedly asked Nitokris to urgently prepare the materials for the return of the spirit base, and in less than an hour after the summoning, he recovered ninety percent of his strength in his heyday......
Moreover, Gilgamesh believed that before the pharaoh responded to the call, he had already reached the peak first, and he had won. Ozmandias also thinks that he has reached the peak as soon as he responds to the call, while Gilgamesh has taken so long from responding to the call to now that he still wins.
You two really fit together.
But......
After Lingji's return, wearing a free and easy white cloak, the pharaoh looked at his new posture with satisfaction, and noticed that there were still things in the plastic bag with Caesar's head painted on it that Nitokris was holding to hold the materials for Lingji's return.
"What's that?"
Ozmandias asked.
"Pharaoh, this is a new product from the Caesar Chamber of Commerce, it seems that we bought a lot of materials and gave them to us for free."
"Oh? That is, tribute? Hehe, that round man, unexpectedly polite. So, Nitokris, why didn't she present it to Yu right away? ”
"That...... Pharaoh ...... That ......"
"Huh?"
Ozmandias uttered a syllable calmly, and the jackal ears on Nitokris's head tilted in embarrassment.
"Yes...... It's dessert......"
Caesar's new product is a new type of dessert made by Caesar who has found a group of servants who are good at cooking, especially desserts, and is made with reference to the cosmic desserts of the mysterious heroine Xalter.
The slogan is "Caesar eats and says yes".
Ignoring these inexplicable things, hearing the sweets, Ozmandias understood why Nitokris didn't tell himself.
Well...... It's a bit embarrassing to say it.
But...... The Pharaoh did have a ............ with sweets Well...... An inextricable fate.
Because......
According to some historical records, the elderly Ozmandias was plagued by tooth decay.
And we all know that the main cause of tooth decay is the high intake of sweets...... Well...... It was probably for this reason that Nitokris did not dare to present the dessert she received to the Pharaoh, for fear that he would be disrespectful.
However, if you think about it...... If a person doesn't like to eat sweet things, how can he consume a lot of sweets and cause tooth decay?
"It's okay, forgive your innocence, and present it. Nito Chriss. Paying tribute to Yu, who is the pharaoh, if Yu doesn't taste it well, it will be too rude. ”
Nitokris answered, and carefully took out the six boxes of pudding in the bag, naturally, in order to promote her chamber of commerce, each pudding box was painted with Caesar's face.
This big fat man, naturally, has eaten and seen it, what good things have not been tasted? "Caesar said yes after eating" is unexpectedly convincing in the food world.
Ozmandias took one and ate it with the included plastic spatula.
"Well, it's sweet. Reminds Yu of Nephi Tali. Very good, so that Yu is very happy. Hahahahaha! ”
Ozman Dias was delighted, and heroic laughter filled the room.
"Go buy it, Nitokris, go buy more! Well...... Think about it...... Well, let's buy a hundred first! ”
(And not just Yu ...... There are still more favorite concubines and heirs, well, prepare one for everyone. )
As the greatest pharaoh, Ramses II would not be ashamed of any of his relatives.
Although he didn't say it, Nitokris's expression obviously understood King Ozmandias's thoughts, nodded respectfully, and went to prepare.
Ozmandias every time he appears in the world, he is bound to carry his incomparably glorious temple, in history, he is keen on civil architecture, but also keen on expanding the territory, has peerless military talent, architectural talent, and eloquence, for his wife and children can be called a good man. In Egypt, where the average life expectancy at the time was only about forty or fifty years, the pharaoh lived for more than nineties...... Many people really thought that this pharaoh would rule Egypt forever and bring it to glory......
However, there is a small problem, that is, there are pyramids in the temple complex of Ramses II. The pyramid was the tomb of the pharaohs, and in general, would anyone go out of their way to pull out their own tomb and declare their luxury?
It's just that the thought of his beloved concubine and his beloved son sleeping in the pyramid, Ramses II could not sit idly by.
As a god-king, as a pharaoh, he was also a husband and a father. It is not only himself who will be worshiped by all the people, but also Princess Nephitali, whom he loves deeply......
It was not mentioned to anyone that Ramses II would not respond to the Master's call lightly. Because, he didn't want anyone to disturb the time he and Nephitali met in Hades.
(Only this time, forgive me, Nephitali.) Yu will quickly save the world, and then bring the children, and everyone will listen to Yu's heroic tale this time while eating dessert. )