12 Neutered Feud
In the past few days, Saisai has often come to touch the little milk cat every time, which has caused Li Qingyun's hostility and warning. Every time, I guard her like a thief and a pervert.
Li Qingyun is fascinated by the authorities, but Liang Qian can see that her best friend just wants to tease Li Qingyun, after all, compared with her family's sticky dog leg who obeys her, Li Qingyun's cat with such a personality who loses his temper with her as soon as they meet makes Saisai feel particularly fresh. Of course, this is what Liang Qian thinks.
On the day of the race, he was frightened by Li Qingyun and didn't want to come again. But I often think about the scene at that time, and the more I think about it, the more curious I become, and even doubt that Li Qingyun can understand his words, so he deliberately scared himself. Of course, the main reason is that she was attacked and slapped by Li Qingyun, and she was very unhappy and wanted to get the field back. But every time he came, Li Qingyun kept vigilant enough, so that Sesai never succeeded in retaliating.
Liang Qian didn't think much about it, thinking that Saisai, like her, couldn't resist the temptation of the little milk cat. If he knew that Sai Sai just wanted to take revenge on Li Qingyun, I don't know how speechless he would be.
On this day, the little milk cats were sleeping, and Saisai came to Liang Qian's house again.
"By the way, didn't you say you were going to tell me about a magic switch on the orange that day, where is it?" Saisai's eyes gleamed dangerously.
Li Qingyun felt a dangerous aura, and looked at Sai Sai, full of vigilance. At the same time, it was decided that Liang Qian would not be allowed to tell Saisai about this magic switch.
"Meow meow (can't tell her)" Li Qingyun tried to put on a face that was very angry and the consequences were very serious, and shouted at Liang Qian.
"Oranges? It's called an orange, not an orange. Liang Qian said.
"I think it's right to call oranges because oranges are greener than oranges, especially on the top of the head." The accent of the two words on the top of the head is particularly strong.
"Meow meow meow (you just wear a green hat)" Li Qingyun glared at Sai Sai angrily.
"Overhead? Ah, you said oranges are cuckolds! Please, although the orange is an orange cat, the hair on the body is yellow. Besides, it's a cat, and they won't care even if they are cuckolded. Liang Qian defended Li Qingyun.
"What? Can cats just wear cuckolds? How could you not care! Are there any human rights left? Hey, it doesn't seem to be. Thinking of this, Li Qingyun was helpless!
"No, in my eyes it's green, the green kind." Sai Sai looked at Li Qingyun proudly. Hmph, it's bullying you for not being able to speak.
Liang Qian looked at the race speechlessly.
"You're not going to hold a grudge against the orange touching your ass, are you? Don't worry, I'll educate Tangerine well after you're gone. Liang Qian said proudly.
Li Qingyun looked at Liang Qian with disdain, there was a fart proud, the strange conversation last time was also called education!
"By the way, don't interrupt, tell me what that magic switch on the orange is?" Saisai asked curiously.
"Meow meow meow (can't tell her about this female devil)," Li Qingyun exclaimed anxiously.
"Oh, the butt of the orange can't be touched, especially the junction between the tail and the buttocks, when you touch it, it bounces up like an electric shock, it's fun." Liang Qian said with a reminiscence.
"Really?" X-rays from Saisai's eyes.
Li Qingyun vigilantly took a few steps back and kept his distance from Saisai.
"Nima, it's inconvenient not to speak!" Li Qingyun was even more helpless in his heart.
A smile hung on the corner of Saisai's mouth, wondering how to try this magic switch.
"Meow (Daddy)" The little milk cat opened her hazy sleepy eyes and looked at Saisai curiously. In the past few days, Saisai has often come, and the little milk cats can often see her, but Dad doesn't seem to like her, so the little milk cats have never approached Sai Sai under the control of Li Qingyun. But that can't stop the little cat's curiosity!
"Meow meow meow (the children go up and bite them)" Li Qingyun thought of a good idea.
"Let you say I'm a cuckold." Li Qingyun retaliated.
The little milk cats came to their senses one by one and ran to Liang Qian and Saisai.
"Ah, the little milk cat is out. Coming at me, sure enough, my charm is too great. Regardless of male and female, people and cats are killed! Sai Sai said proudly.
"Nonsense, it's obviously because of my beauty." Liang Qian said without knowing what modesty was.
Seeing the kitten running to his side, Saisai happily squatted down and prepared to suck the kitten. In the past few days, he has been closely watched by the fat cat, and he can't get close to the little milk cat within half a meter at all, and Saisai has long been itching.
"Ah, they actually bit me." Sai Sai was taken aback.
"It must be because of your charm. Ah, they even bit me. Liang Qian said in disbelief. Although the kitten has been skinny these days, it has never bitten her! What's going on today?
Li Qingyun: These children have too heavy tastes, and they are not afraid of being smoked stupidly! I just want them to bite their calves, why do they all bite their feet? Doesn't it stink?
Li Qingyun felt that he should establish correct values for the little milk cat, so he stopped the little milk cat, walked to Saisai's side, shrugged his nose and sniffed Saisai's feet, and then opened his mouth wide and kept shaking his nose, as if he had been smoked, and then fell to the ground and convulsed.
"Ah, Tangerine, what's wrong with you?" Liang Qian shouted worriedly, and before Liang Qian could walk over, Li Qingyun got up and walked to the little milk cat: "Meow meow meow (foot odor will be poisoned and can't bite)!" After speaking, he glanced at Sai Sai with disgust.
Saisai: "You broken cat definitely didn't say anything good!" Saisai glared at Li Qingyun angrily, but Li Qingyun ignored it.
"Saisai, the cat's nose is very smart, haven't you washed your feet?" Liang Qian saw that Li Qingyun deliberately smeared Saisai, and said jokingly.
"How are you as bad as your bad cat! I take a shower every day. Sese said frantically.
A milk meow looked at Li Qingyun curiously, came to Saisai's feet, followed Li Qingyun's example, sniffed Saisai's feet, opened his mouth wide and fell to the ground and twitched, and then ran back to Li Qingyun's side, looking like he was begging for praise.
Race: ......
"Meow (well done)" Li Qingyun touched Milk Meow's head and complimented.
Saisai can't wait to pick up Li Qingyun's tail and beat Li Qingyun's ass a thousand times, a thousand times. No, when that day comes, I will bring the dead ghost at home over to teach Li Qingyun a lesson, and even if the lesson fails, I will bring Li Qingyun's IQ to two. It's not a good thing for cats to be too smart.
"Say, did you just let the little milk cat come and bite us?" Saisai accused.
"Won't it?" Liang Qian couldn't believe it.
"Why not, it just ran over and bit us after calling the little milk cat, it must be it! It's just revenge for what we just said it was cuckolding. "I have to say that Saisai guessed Li Qingyun's mind very accurately.
Liang Qian looked at Li Qingyun suspiciously. Li Qingyun turned his head to the side and didn't look at Liang Qian.
"Is it really you? Tangerine, how can you do this! Liang Qian looked at Li Qingyun in disbelief, and had a new understanding of Li Qingyun's revenge.
"Isn't it that orange cats are fat people with good tempers, gentle and sticky, why are my oranges so vindictive? How can I kiss and hug you when you don't want to? Liang Qian said distressedly.
Liang Qian's strange reason defeated Li Qingyun again.
"I've heard that if you are vindictive, you send it to be neutered, and its temper will change." Saisai has a bad idea.