Chapter 505: Again?
"No, girl, listen to me, I'm not a good person. No, I mean I don't have any bad thoughts, you promise not to kick me, I'll let go, let's both be together. Let's take our time, be careful, slow down our posture, three, two, one......."
"Catch the hooligans!! the little girl immediately yelled, Xia Xinghan hurriedly blocked her mouth and said: "Wucao, I'll just say that women can't believe it! You play me, brother! No, sister, we have something to say, don't make things so big, you listen to me." There must be a misunderstanding between you and me in this matter, you just robbed my god pattern, you know, right? And then what about me, I need to take the god pattern back, you give me the god pattern back, I'll let you go, let's not make the river water, okay?"
The girl nodded, Xia Xinghan let go of her hand at this time, the girl stood up suddenly, she looked at Xia Xinghan vigilantly and said, "Who are you?"
"Eldest sister, are you reasonable? You robbed me of the god pattern, I haven't asked you yet, what are you doing? Where did you come from?" Xia Xinghan squatted on the ground and looked at her sister, her two thin and long legs, the kind that made people drool when they looked at it.
"Can't you see it? I'm a monk!" the girl said with a small face, Xia Xinghan waited for the other party and said, "What are you? Monk? You are a girl, you are a monk, you are a monk, you tell me, where do you look like a monk? Do you have a monk's robe? Do you have a robe? Do you shave your head? Even if you are a monk, you are a nun! Besides, if you touch your conscience, you have "To be honest, if it weren't for the other party being a woman, he would have wanted to spit in the other party's face!
"No, no, no, this benefactor, I am really a monk. I'm not a nun. The girl folded her hands and immediately argued. Xia Xinghan has seen the ability to talk nonsense! If you don't cheat, you'll be sorry for yourself.
Xia Xinghan hugged his shoulders and held his cheeks, he tilted his head and looked at the girl, and said secretly in his heart: "Didn't I kick her ass and kick her head stupidly?"
The girl looked at the Bucai scales on the ground, her face changed greatly, and then said, "Are you the legendary YIN demon?"
"You're the YIN demon!Your whole family is!How can you talk, just talk to a handsome guy?" Xia Xinghan retorted angrily. As he spoke, he didn't forget to stroke his bangs and blew it out.
"Amitabha, this benefactor, if you say such a rebellious thing, you will be struck by lightning. The girl clasped her hands together as if she had heard something rebellious. Continuous chanting of sutras and recitation of the Buddha.
Xia Xinghan pointed at the girl, and then pointed to the Bucai scales on the ground. He nodded and said with a helpless look: "You are ruthless enough, the little girl's mouth is so poisonous, I don't think she can get married, just like this on the ground." See, this is what happened to you?
At this time, I didn't know if it was unconscious or deliberate, but it shook slightly.
The girl pointed to Bu Cailian on the ground and screamed: "You still say that you are not, there are already innocent girls who have been killed by you, and I hit you today, you wicked person, today I will do the right thing for heaven!"
The girl's appearance in the late stage of the second illness pointed at Xia Xinghan and shouted, and then she rushed over without thinking about it, waving her small fist and waving at Xia Xinghan, but Xia Xinghan raised her hand and pressed her forehead, and the girl was directly slapped to the ground by Xia Xinghan.
"Why don't you do it for Tianxingfang?!" Xia Xinghan looked at the girl lying on the ground with a look of contempt.
After the girl fell to the ground, her particularly tasteless legs wrapped around Xia Xinghan's waist, and then she kept patting Xia Xinghan with both hands.
"I'll go, you're not finished, I'll tell you, I'm really in a hurry if you do this again?"
Xia Xinghan was stunned, he raised his head, and then the girl hugged his neck and bit his shoulder.
Xia Xinghan let out a strange scream, and then he pushed the girl away.
"I'll go, are you a dog, why are you still biting!" Xia Xinghan looked at the girl angrily, and found that the girl's clothes had been torn very messy, and there was a god pattern in the center of her chest?!
Xia Xinghan looked at this divine pattern in surprise, the girl was stunned, she wanted to block it with her hand, but Xia Xinghan suddenly held her down. Xia Xinghan's eyebrows twitched slightly, and an evil evil smile jumped on his face: "Wow~~ What is this?I heard that this thing can be snatched~~"
"No, don't, don't !!" The girl struggled, but Xia Xinghan still scanned the "god pattern" with the bracelet with a wicked smile on her face.
As a result, a new prompt suddenly appeared on the bracelet: Congratulations on winning "Tang Xiaochan".
Isn't it a partner? Why did you say it so directly, as if I had done something?
The girl pushed Xia Xinghan away, she curled up to the side and said as if she had been overcome: "You bastard! What have you done to me? Your mother has never taught you whether men and women kiss or not!"
"But you say you're a monk?" Xia Xinghan said with a shrug of his shoulders.
The girl immediately clutched her chest and screamed, "But I'm also a woman!"
Xia Xinghan was a little confused, he waved his hand and said, "Wait, let's not calm down first, you said that you are a monk, and you are still a woman." Are you a monk or a nun?"
"I'm a great monk, but I'm also a little girl! Is there a problem?
Xia Xinghan shook his head and said with a confused expression: "The brain is definitely kicked by something, and then soaked in the tank for seventy-seven and forty-nine days before it will be like this." Look at your mouth, there is no one to say!!"
"You have a problem, I belong to a girl's family, you treat me like this? Where is your conscience?" The girl asked with a sad look, Xia Xinghan let go of his hand and said, "No, I'm very curious, I said the great monk, no......! Did I do anything to you, little girl?"
When Xia Xinghan asked, the girl was stunned. She thought about it, and then looked at Xia Xinghan silently. At this time, Xia Xinghan found that the nearest tree suddenly fell, his eyes tightened in an instant, and Xia Xinghan said in surprise: "I'll go...... Do you still have this kind of fun?"
Just now it was a neighbor Wang Da Hammer, but this time it was replaced by a big brother Geng Zhi with a golden wire ring knife......
"I'll go, I'm unlucky! I'm unlucky!" Xia Xinghan whispered in his mouth, now Bu Cai's scales can't faint, if he wants to count on this "big monk and little girl", Xia Xinghan feels that he should be a skewer in the hands of the "executioner" now.
When Xia Xinghan looked at the executioner in astonishment, a strong man suddenly rushed out, and he shouted excitedly: "Lao Tzu has been waiting for you for a long time, executioner, this time the artifact on your body is mine!"
Seeing someone appear, Xia Xinghan was also relieved. But then he got nervous again, which means that this guy has been hiding here, intending to himself at any time. Or maybe he just used himself as bait, and when he cleaned up the executioners, he even cleaned up his own piece. The strong man looked at the executioner and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu earned it today! Haha! I ran over with all my hard work, and sure enough, there are good things! This time, I will die obediently for Lao Tzu!"
The strong man shouted loudly, and as a result, the executioner's broadsword had already arrived in front of him, and a golden cold light flashed. The strong man's body parted diagonally, and the girl covered her eyes in fright. And at this time, the executioner's eyes fell on Xia Xinghan, Xia Xinghan was as calm as ever, although this guy was an executioner, but he was also a star spirit, Xia Xinghan himself had this confidence. Although he didn't know what the hell this so-called gap was, he dared to conclude that this place was not far from the astral boundary, as long as it was the astral boundary, then the star spirit in this place would definitely be the strongest and there was nothing wrong with it!
However, the executioner put away the knife and fell, and Xia Xinghan calmly looked at the "parts" all over the ground. He gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Nima, is it just to wait for this knife? ”
Just when Xia Xinghan was surprised, the real name egg suddenly lit up, and then shot out a ray of light. After scanning the other party, it was revealed: "The treasure stubborn master, the person who likes to treasure treasures is transformed after death, and the artifact he holds is a ghost head golden knife, and the divine pattern is six." Full of streaks. ”
Faced with the sudden movement of the egg just emitting a light and reading the other party's information at once, Xia Xinghan wanted to cry a little and said without tears: "Dan'er, if you show your magical powers, can you take out a little sincerity?
Yes!!!
The executioner suddenly roared angrily, he jumped up again, and then jumped up with a golden knife held high, but the direction he slashed down was not Xia Xinghan, it was the "big monk, little girl"!
Burst!
The girl closed her eyes tightly, as if waiting for the moment when death came, and a hot stream of blood sprinkled on her face, but she didn't feel any pain at all, only felt a darkness in front of her. Something is in the way.
When the girl opened her eyes, he saw Xia Xinghan's particularly unbeaten face. He actually caught it with his own hand, Xia Xinghan's face showed a hideous smile, and he grinned and the other party smiled coldly.
Xia Xinghan let out his annoying laugh again: "Hmph...... Lao Tzu has no principles, but there is only one principle that cannot be changed, and that is...... Lao Tzu, if you are not forced to do so, you will not beat a woman. It's even more impossible for a woman to get beaten. ”