Jiang Zihao here thought of this question and looked at Bai Ming with some curiosity: "You haven't had a girlfriend before?" ”

Bai Ming nodded, thinking of something in his mind, it was the real world before he had crossed over.

When I was in junior high school and high school, when I was playing Truth or Dare with a group of people, I asked a girl if she had anyone she liked.

The girl looked at Bai Ming and said that she liked him, but it was a game, and no one took it seriously, after all, they hadn't said a few words before and after they met.

Regarding the girl's thing, in fact, Bai Ming has always been curious, the girl transferred to Bai Ming's school halfway, but on the first day, the girl said that she knew him, and she didn't know where she knew him after brainstorming for a long time.

He also said that he was his former classmate, but his former classmate, who was as beautiful as that girl, would definitely be able to remember.

But I don't have any memory in my mind, I didn't think it was just a joke at the time, but if I think about it, I always had a playmate around me when I was a child, but I can't remember what my face looks like.

In the end, Bai Ming didn't have a chance to ask if the girl was a playmate when she was a child, until in the end, Bai Ming failed the college entrance examination, and the girl was admitted to a good university and gradually lost contact.

It may be Bai Ming's self-inflicted amorousness, but the encounter between the two has always hovered in Bai Ming's mind, and it has also become a mystery.

Maybe I can still take it out and miss it after many years.,But now that I think about it.,Everything has nothing to do with me.,After all, my own body is still lying in front of Mr. Kurai's masterpiece.。

People like themselves are always missing, and since they can't understand the matter of feelings, there is no need to prepare for being ashamed of a person.

"People like me, heartless, stupid, stupid, how can there be girls who like it, just begging to find a girl before the age of thirty, who can accompany me to live this life plainly, without much money, in an ordinary community, the neighborhood gets along in harmony, it's good."

Jiang Zihao looked at Bai Ming's slightly depressed face, but sighed: "It will be salty, besides, Xiaobai, you are not so bad, let's say, what dreams do you have?" ”

Dream?

"I have a very big dream, that is, I want to be a cartoonist, and then the comics I draw can be made into anime, and finally I can do it, I want to collect a room of figurines, and then be comfortable as a salted fish."

In an instant, Jiang Zihao here finally understood what it meant to be heartless and heartless, and what it meant to be salted fish.

Xu Jiaojiao here listened to these words, her little fists clenched, isn't she an ordinary girl? I'm just ordinary, I'll be able to do it well.

If Bai Ming heard it, he would definitely roar on the spot: You first change your black-bellied personality, and then take away the eldest lady's personality and say this kind of nonsense!

However, Song Ye here instantly gained confidence: "Xiaobai, you can't do it, look at me, I also talked about love in high school, and Lao Jiang talked about three in high school."

As soon as she finished speaking, Xu Jiaojiao said directly on the side: "Phew, scumbag! ”

Jiang Zihao instantly resisted: "I didn't do anything, why am I a scumbag, I broke up peacefully, and besides, I've been green a little more often!" ”

After speaking, he couldn't help but say: "I'm embarrassed to call me a scumbag, if I wasn't made like this by a woman, who would want to be a scumbag!" ”

Bai Ming's eyes lit up: "Lao Jiang, let's go to tin foil another day, and be a scumbag from now on, how about teaming up?" ”

"The jump is a bit big, what does the tin foil perm have to do with the scumbag?"

"Haven't you heard that the scumbag tin foil is hot, and the scumbag has big waves?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his ears hurt, and a gentle voice said: "Brother Bai Ming, what did you say?" Say it again, I didn't hear you clearly. ”

Feeling the murderous aura coming from behind him, as well as the pain in the root of his ears, he instantly begged for mercy.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't be a scumbag, I'm a scumbag, and no one will like me."

After finishing speaking, she got rid of Xu Jiaojiao's little hand and rubbed her ears that were ripped red, this girl died.

"Brother Bai Ming, am I not your girlfriend?"

Bai Ming glanced at Xu Jiaojiao and rolled his eyes: "Don't make trouble, you are my sister, I fell in love with you, I was afraid that my father would get me into the German orthopedics." ”

That's right, the relationship between the two families is too good, and in the end, the two fathers worshiped directly, and then his father treated Xu Jiaojiao as his own daughter.

So I suffered a lot in my previous life, and I was pranked in various ways.

After speaking, he sat directly on the chair: "Isn't it a little early for us to come, we can make a copy at home at this time." ”

Li Yun came out: "Yes, if you don't cook, we can fight three times." ”

"Brother Yun, can we not mention the matter of my hand being disabled? The most important thing in playing games is to be happy, are you happy playing games with me? ”

Li Yun nodded: "I'm happy to see your three hundred inexplicable ways to die." ”

White, handicapped, self-autistic, chirping.

A few people sat here and chatted for a long time, and finally boarded the plane, because Xu Jiaojiao's flight was bought late, so they sat in the first class, and Bai Ming and a few people sat in the ordinary class.

Sitting in his position, Bai Ming glanced at the direction of the first-class cabin, breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Jiang Zihao: "The little ancestor is finally out of sight." ”

Jiang Zihao looked speechless: "Why are you so afraid of her?" Isn't it your sister? ”

Bai Ming rolled his eyes speechlessly: "That's right, if you knew that she liked pranks, she wouldn't talk like that, the next time you eat with her, you must pay attention, be careful to squat in the toilet for a day after eating." ”

Thinking of this, Jiang Zihao and the others remembered the food poisoning of several people a few days ago, their faces turned white in an instant, and their bodies unconsciously moved away from Bai Ming.

In the end, Song Ye said: "Xiaobai, you see you take your sister to play, don't pull us in these days, the parents at home are very thoughtful, so we just want to go home and have a good Mid-Autumn Festival, and we don't want to wait for death on the toilet." ”

Bai Ming hugged himself distressedly: "Don't say it, I'm also hiding, please take me in." ”

Jiang Zihao shrugged helplessly: "Don't make trouble, we are brothers, the so-called blessings are shared, you can stop it, Xiaobai has wronged you, if you unfortunately pass away, we will definitely bring you the latest comics and the figures you said every year, and then burn them to you." ”

Did you hear the words of people? Dead friends don't die poor!

Bai Ming hugged Jiang Zihao directly: "Old Jiang, how can you bear to let my little cutie die so young?" ”

In a word, the eyes of the people around looked at the two of them strangely, and Jiang Zihao directly distanced himself: "Don't be like this, be careful of the Shura field of the firewood knife you said, there is still a Xu Jiaojiao here." ”

In fact, Bai Ming was also disgusted by himself just now, how could he feel cheap? Could it be that I have watched too much love apartment and been assimilated by a slut?