0043 can't bear to look at it
In the mirror, Xu Yuan frowned, and there was an expression on his face that couldn't help it.
"Are you going to start?" Gu Xiaofan and the three of them stared at the mirror intently, for fear that they would miss something wonderful in the blink of an eye.
And at the hot spring, Xu Yuan finally couldn't suppress it.
With a thud, a jet of yellow water erupted from under his buttocks.
"it!"
Xu Yuan was a little weak-hearted, and immediately looked around, and found that Xu Heng and Chen De were still closing their eyes and recuperating, and they didn't notice his abnormality, so they breathed a sigh of relief.
However, before he could finish his breath, his stomach rumbled again, like turning over a river and a sea.
"If you don't have diarrhea in the morning, you don't have diarrhea when you play, but at this time, if you let my eldest brother know that I have diarrhea in the hot spring, he will laugh at me for the rest of my life."
Xu Yuan clenched his teeth and wanted to stand up, but as soon as he moved, that strong Xiang will be like a torrent, instantly hitting his whole body.
"I'm a monk of the secret realm of the Dao Palace, I can't believe it and can't help it!"
Xu Yuan slowly turned around, his hands on the stones on the edge of the hot spring, and he didn't even dare to breathe.
At this moment, his face became extremely hideous, and he forcibly endured the suffocating ambition, and moved his body, trying to stand up.
The emperor lived up to the Xiangren, he bowed his body and slowly stood up.
At this time, Xu Heng's nose moved a few times, and when he smelled a strange smell, he opened his eyes to see what was going on.
As a result, as soon as I opened my eyes, what I saw was Xu Yuan's big white buttocks.
"Xu Yuan, what the hell are you doing, it's not good to soak in the hot springs, what are you doing with your ass at me, you owe a kick!"
Xu Yuan opened his mouth, but in the end he still didn't reply, at this moment, his stomach was already galloping.
"Damn, it's just the last bit!"
Xu Yuan urged his spiritual power and held his breath, wanting to suppress the Xiangyi that had already formed an overwhelming trend in his body.
It's a pity that he fell short, he just lifted his legs, and before he could take a step, he couldn't suppress it completely, and he began to run below.
With the sound of popping, strings of yellow liquid rushed out happily.
The yellow stream went straight down 3,000 feet, and no one knew that it was flying.
Xu Heng, who was sitting opposite, was drunk and stunned, and his reaction to flying was half a beat slower, and he was ...... like this Flying directly shot his head.
"Xu Yuan, are you still young? What are you throwing at me playing this mentally retarded game? Why is it still slimy?"
Xu Yuan wiped his face, put it under his nose and smelled it, his pupils shrank sharply, and he immediately looked up at Xu Yuan's buttocks, and suddenly burst out:
"Xu Yuan, damn it, you know what you're doing, fuck, disgusting Lao Tzu......"
Xu Yuan, who knew that he was already in trouble, couldn't take care of anything, and struggled to make a leap into the dragon gate.
With all his strength, he jumped out of the hot springs, and like a misguided diver, he threw himself straight to the ground.
"Puff, puff......"
I saw a string of Huang Xiang come out in response to the sound and fly into Xu Heng's mouth that was wide open because of the roar.
"Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm ...... I really can't help it, my stomach hurts so much, I ...... I'm dying, I'm really ...... It's almost gone......"
Xu Yuan lay on the ground with a hideous face, and covered his ass with both hands.
He tried very hard to suppress the monkeys that were jumping happily through his Five Finger Mountain.
However, how can the monkey, which has already formed an unstoppable momentum of overwhelming mountains and seas, be suppressed by the fake Five Finger Mountain?
I saw an astonishing amount of water rushing happily between his fingers, accompanied by himself, poof, poof, that vigor, smack, enough.
Xu Heng, who has been accurately shot twice by Xiangshui, really can't stand it.
Holding back his nausea, he plunged headlong into the hot springs, trying to wash the dirt off his body.
But at this time, Chen De, who looked confused, began to growl in his stomach, and he also broke out.
Puff, puff......
All kinds of pours for thousands of miles, all kinds of unstoppable, and the water in the hot springs turns yellow in an instant.
And Xu Heng, who was hiding under the water, was completely dyed yellow now.
"You two bastards, I'm going to ......"
As soon as he was halfway through the words, Xu Heng also began to have seizures.
He didn't say a word, he stood up and ran outside, squirting and running as he ran, and the scene was not spectacular!
After the Xu brothers, Chen De also left the hot spring quickly, completely messed up.
The three of them were running, jumping, and lying, in different positions.
But the same thing is that with the sound of popping, strings of Huang Xiang flew out of his buttocks, splashing everywhere.
"Damn, damn it......" Xu Heng couldn't say anything else at all.
As soon as he spoke, a string of Huang Xiang immediately erupted, so he could only damn it, damn it, to vent the anger in his heart.
And Xu Yuan was even more miserable, after the fish jumped over the dragon gate, he couldn't get up and kept lying on the ground.
Originally, this was nothing, but after Xu Heng and Chen De left the hot springs and joined the army of Jet Xiang, he was unlucky.
Those who come out to mix will have to be returned in the end.
Xu Yuan, who had two accurate headshots to Xu Heng, quickly came to his present world.
The strings of cheerful leaping Huang Xiang fell on his body like a pouring rain, full of body and miserable.
Seeing this scene in the mirror, Gu Xiaofan and the three of them looked at each other, and they really didn't know what to say.
If you really want them to say something, I'm afraid there is only one sentence that can describe their mood at this moment.
Disgusting open the door to disgusting, disgusting home!
"Damn, don't let me know which bastard drugged me, I'm going to have him torn to pieces!"
Xu Heng had already realized that he had been drugged, and he was screaming hysterically at the moment.
The hot spring became chaotic like this, and finally alarmed the shopkeeper who was waiting outside for dispatch.
"What's going on over there at the hot springs? How can it be so messy?"
The shopkeeper couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, secretly ran to the vicinity of the hot spring, and looked inside with his feet, and was stunned.
No way! What are they doing? Is it a flying competition?
And Xu Yuan, who was sprayed with flying water, held back for so long and finally couldn't help it.
"Damn!"
After an angry roar, in the frightened gaze of the shopkeeper, a soar jumped more than a foot high, spilling all over the hot spring.
One zhang high, one zhang high, pull Xiang can pull to a foot high, which can completely apply for the highest record of spitting since.
Xu Yuan is really a master!
Witnessing this scene, the shopkeeper's face was shocked.
He left quietly, and then said in an unbelievable tone: "Those three distinguished guests, were they practicing some peerless magic skills just now?" ”
(This chapter is adapted from a funny joke, to share with you, I hope that the book friends who are eating and drinking will not blame me, and ask for recommendation votes and five-star praise...... )