Chapter 97: The so-called NPC
In the theatrical version of the "Old Rascal's Regrets" in the consciousness play space......
At this time, Xiang Fang is dragging the NPC of ordinary villager A, how to put it? From beginning to end, such a passer-by talked to him, if this goods also ran away, who would he find to enter the village? That ecstasy poison can be experienced personally, and the feeling of losing oneself is doubly refreshing!
"Young man, let go quickly, otherwise I won't be able to catch up." The old man of the village persuaded.
"Don't let go, you don't take me into the village with me, and you won't let me go." Xiang Fang's hooligan temperament is fully up, and I don't know if it is because this theater version is related to the old hooligan that causes Xiang Fang to be so "hooligan", or if Xiang Fang is like this by nature......
"Look at the hoe ......"
When Xiang Fang was thinking about how to further persuade this stubborn old man, a roar suddenly exploded in Xiang Fang's ears, and Xiang Fang was so frightened that he hurriedly let go and jumped back.
Waiting for Xiang Fang to settle down, he looked up again, good fellow, only to see that the place where he was standing was smashed open by the old man's hoe, and the grass and soil were splashed everywhere.
"Damn! Really? Xiang Fang looked at the grass that was a little cracked, and was afraid for a while.
"Hmph, old man, I don't make a threat, do you think the NPC on my head is just an ornament? Today's young people are hairy, NPCs dare to provoke, do you have my bull fork? If not, aren't you looking for shi? ”
When the old man of the village saw that he forced Xiang Fang to retreat with a hoe, he no longer cared about Xiang Fang, and walked into the village by himself.
"Nima! An ordinary villager, with a word A, looks like a passer-by can no longer be a passerby's setting, I don't know what to say, or NPC? Let's go get a boxed lunch. After Xiang Fang listened to the old man's sarcasm, he was also unhappy, seeing that the old man had gone away, he shouldn't turn back, right? So he was very confident and replied loudly to the past.
"It's better to ask for others than for yourself, isn't it just a ecstasy poison, master, I don't believe I can't cure you." Xiang Fang rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was going to do a big job.
"Oh? It turns out that you have a way to get in by yourself, and I thought it would be fate to meet you, and by the way, I will help you take you in, but now it seems that I am worrying about myself. A voice came into Xiang Fang's ears.
"Uh...... It looks like someone is talking to me, who is it? ”
Xiang Fang heard the sound, and his head shook left and right to find the source of the sound.
"I'm behind you, and I'm still running around with this IQ!" There was a sense of helplessness in the voice.
Xiang Fang turned around and looked, it turned out to be a very charming man, this appearance is really ...... Xiang Fang looked at the man's chest uncertainly, it was flat!
"Hey...... Tyrannical creatures. Xiang Fang sighed.
"What tyrannical thing?" The man wondered.
"Nothing, you just said you could take me in?" Only then did Xiang Fang remember what the man had just said.
"Well, I do, but seeing that you look confident, I won't do much, I'll go first." The man also had the temperament of doing what he said, and he was about to take a step into the village before he finished speaking.
"Poof...... Lie down, where do you see that I am full of confidence? Wait, eh...... Don't go, uncle, you can take me in! Do you see the way I begged you to look confident that you could go in on your own? Xiang Fang grabbed the man's right hand with both hands, and the voice was so miserable and miserable that he almost cried directly.
"Well, it's not quite like having faith. Forehead...... It's okay if you want me to take you in, but you have to promise me to do something for me. The beautiful man groaned and said.
"Okay, let's go." Xiang Fang promised very happily, if you can't do anything, as long as you complete the task, I will withdraw directly and give you a ball.
However, what made Xiang Fang strange was that no matter which angle he looked up, he couldn't find the title of this beautiful man, and he thought to himself: strange, why does this thing not only have no NPC logo, but also don't even show a name.
Seeing that Xiang Fang agreed so quickly, the man glanced at Xiang Fang deeply, smiled, and didn't say anything more, directly reached out and grabbed Xiang Fang's arm, stepped lightly on his feet, and flew up with Xiang Fang.
Xiang Fangren looked down in the air, only to find that there was indeed a circle of light purple mist around the periphery of the village entrance, I don't know why I couldn't see it when I stood on the ground just now, and I don't know why this fog can form a protective circle in the air like this, and it will not disperse for a long time.
And what surprised Xiang Fang even more was that such an unsolvable ecstasy poison was so easily dissolved by this beautiful man.
Xiang Fang couldn't help but curse in his heart: Damn, the characters here are all cattle, ecstasy poison and jumping in the air, you let me complete the task? Isn't that hilarious? At the very least, you'll have to learn me a beginner's skill in light skills and a beginner's magic bullet, right? Nothing, let me watch the play?
This person, sometimes you really can't complain, otherwise it will be easy to fulfill your slots, and it didn't take long for Xiang Fang to really crowd in the crowd to watch the show......
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2 minutes later, the glamorous man appeared in the square in the center of the hermit village with Xiang Fang, and an altar was built in the middle of the square, not to mention, there were quite a lot of people in the square, most of these people were dressed as villagers, they surrounded the altar so much that it was difficult for others to get in.
However, this beautiful man was able to drag Xiang Fang to turn left and right, squeezed into the crowd with ease, and finally walked to the front row of the crowd.
"I just received the news, the Snow Wolf Clan doesn't know where to get the news, and I know that the wolf beauty is in our hands, this wolf beauty has an extraordinary status in the wolf clan, not only is she respected as the Moon Wolf Empress, but also the sister of the white wolf king of this generation of the wolf clan.
According to the eyeliner we laid around the wolf clan, the white wolf king of the wolf clan knew that his sister had fallen into our hands, and he had already come to rescue the wolf beauty himself.
Therefore, we can't wait for the original day of worship, in order to avoid long nights and dreams, we can only execute the wolf beauty early, in order to comfort the compatriots of the wolf clan who have died tragically in the past 10,000 years. ”
As soon as Xiang Fang walked to the front row, he heard such a statement, looked up and saw that there was an old man with gray temples standing on the altar at this moment, and the words just now came from the mouth of this old man.
"It's strange, this old man doesn't have a mark on his head, so I don't understand." Xiang Fang looked at the top of the old man's head repeatedly, and muttered in a low voice.
"What logo?" The man who brought Xiang Fang in asked with interest.
"Huh? It's nothing, it's just that I just met an old man in the village, he has a sign with his name and NPC on his head, but the old man on this altar doesn't, do you know who the old man is? Xiang Fang felt that the man next to him was also very mysterious, maybe he knew, so he asked his own questions very invisibly.
"Oh! Do you mean this? The man flipped through it and pulled out a gadget that read "Ordinary Villager B (NPC)" written on it.
"Huh? It turns out that you have it too, but why do I see it on my head, but yours in my hand? Xiang Fang was even more puzzled.
"This is a headband from the Hermit Village grocery store, I used to buy one, but I don't like to wear it, so I kept throwing it in the ring and didn't touch it. If you don't ask today, I can't remember. The man replied lightly.
"Headbands? Don't like to wear it? What the heck? Xiang Fang felt that this answer was completely incomprehensible, and he couldn't react to it.
"Look at the people around you, some people like to wear this headdress, some people don't like to wear it, and some people like to wear it backwards." The beautiful man explained.
Xiang Fang's head was still not very bright, and he looked around in a daze when he heard the words, which almost ruined his worldview.
I saw that among the onlookers, there were indeed people with titles on their heads, and some people did not have titles on their heads, but many of them had the same words on their heads, and it seemed that they were just repeating the four titles of ordinary villagers A, B, C, and D.
No, it can't be said to be a title now, listening to the man's meaning is a head ornament, and the popular point is a head cover, but this head cover is too bizarre, those words displayed can stand on the head, and the ring on the head is transparent, no wonder Xiang Fang didn't associate it with the head cover at first.
"Nima! And this kind of operation? The old man I met at the beginning was ...... Wait, what do you NPCs mean? Xiang Fang seemed to grasp the key point, and hurriedly asked.
"NPC, uh...... I think about it.,It seems that the grocery store owner said that it was originally an NPCC.,It's the abbreviation of the cow batch fork.,Later, I thought it was more troublesome to get two C's to make.,So I only got one C up.,It became an NPC.,With this ornament, it means that you are a cow fork.。 The man probably didn't remember a little and tried to think about it for a moment before replying.
Xiang Fang: "......"
After being speechless for a long time, Xiang Fang spit out a word from between his teeth:
"Damn!"
No wonder the old man at the head of the village gave Xiang Fang a hoe to attack, and he muttered about a cow fork or something...... Xiang Fang feels that he is very uncomfortable now, and it is a little difficult to breathe!
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