Chapter 47: I Bless You!

"Wu Fan, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Wu Fan's state was not right, Jiang Ruoyu asked with concern.

But carefully, she thought of Wu Fan's question just now, and then looked at the current performance.

Suddenly, an incredible conjecture came to her mind.

"Won't you...... Wu Fan...... Don't tell me...... You've always meditated and went straight to sleep when you're sleepy and tired?" asked the back, and the voices were a little distorted, but no one paid attention to it.

Hearing Jiang Ruoyu's question, everyone looked at Wu Fan with shocked faces, and their mouths were wide enough to stuff an egg.

Wu Fan seemed to have lost all the strength in his body, he collapsed to the ground, and said with a wry smile helplessly: "I don't know at all...... I always thought meditation was time-limited......"

Now, everyone understands!

No wonder Wu Fan's strength is so poor, no wonder his spiritual power is so low......

It turns out that he spends all his meditation time sleeping!

Sleep!

He slept for more than twenty years!

Thinking of this, everyone's eyes were not ridiculed, but full of envy, jealousy and hatred!

The person in front of me is actually sleeping every night!

If you ask a magician what his truest dream is, he will definitely not say anything high-sounding, but will choose to sleep without hesitation!

Sleep on it! Sleep on it!

What else in this world can make a person who has been 'insomnia' for many years happy?

Naturally, it's just a good night's sleep!

As the saying goes, 'people are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic......

Phew, it should be: people are iron, beds are magnets, and you can't sleep all night and get sleepy!

Although it has only been a long time since he first started to learn magic, who has paid less to be able to be admitted to the Star Magic Academy?

Basically, when everyone is seven or eight years old, they ask to reduce the amount of sleep they spend to meditate and practice, and as they get older, they lose more and more sleep time, until they finally don't sleep at all and meditate all night!

It can be said that 30 classmates have more or less failed to sleep well for two or three years!

Not to mention Jiang Ruoyu, whose strength is the sixth level of a magician, she hasn't been able to sleep well for at least ten years!

However, for Wu Fan, whose parents died early, he didn't know this.

And the principal has a lot of trivial things on weekdays, but he just taught him the method of meditation hastily, maybe he forgot to mention it in passing, maybe he didn't mention it at all......

And the original owner, who is withdrawn and introverted, has no friends, so he is getting farther and farther away from this truth......

What a painful realization!

"It turns out that Xiaofan's low strength is not all because of your poor qualifications, but also because you are too lazy!" Jiang Ruoyu covered her mouth and smiled.

She is now discovering more and more: Wu Fan, why is he so funny?

Wu Fan's face flushed, but he couldn't say anything to refute: "It's not because I'm lazy, I just don't know ......."

"Then now that you know, will you meditate without sleeping?" Jiang Ruoyu interrupted Wu Fan's pale explanation and asked directly.

"I ...... Probably...... Probably...... Maybe...... Possible...... Maybe...... Can you meditate?" replied Wu Fan hesitantly.

"Hmm, to be honest!" Jiang Ruoyu's eyes glared directly, and she saw through Wu Fan's cover-up.

"It's not easy to say, but it depends on the mood, and if you're in a good mood, try hard...... If you're in a bad mood, you go straight to sleep. Wu Fan spread his hands and replied honestly.

Jiang Ruoyu nodded with satisfaction, that's right!

How can you ditch sleep so easily?

I think that at the beginning, when she first started to meditate all night, there were elders on the side to keep an eye on her all the time!

When he fell asleep slightly, he was beaten badly...... It's wrong, it's the treatment of boys......

If the girl is a girl, she should be scolded if she dozes off slightly.

"Teacher, I'm jealous of you!" Zhou Xuanwen said frankly what he was thinking.

As soon as he thought of his countless miserable and painful sleepless nights, his jealousy of Wu Fan went to the next level.

As soon as these words came out, they were once again nodded in agreement by the other students, and they were very unanimous.

"Teacher, I 'bless' you!" Du Ningning's eyes were already filled with tears.

For a fat person, the two most important things in life are eating and sleeping!

(PS: This is not discrimination against fat people, it is just a need to write a book, it is purely entertainment, and I myself am a fat person!)

As for what she eats, she thought that she had eaten a lot of delicacies in the world, but compared with the delicacies that Mr. Wu took out, they were simply scum, which made her, a very picky foodie, very happy!

As for sleeping, she thought that she was lazy enough, and she didn't start meditating and practicing all night until she was eleven years old, thinking that she was 'lazy and invincible all over the world'!

Today, I learned that Mr. Wu actually slept peacefully every night, what else do I have to be proud of?

The two major achievements in life were all hit by Wu Fan's body, and the 'grief-stricken and indignant' Du Ningning directly issued her last 'blessing', only to feel that her future life was dark......

It's really hard to be a human being......

If you want to be a lazy person, it's even harder......

If you want to be a lazier person than Wu Fan, it is simply even more difficult!

"Yo?" The witty Wu Fan heard the difference in Du Ningning's words, this is obviously learning and using the content in "Selected Jokes Summary"!

"I bless you!"

What a familiar greeting!

What kind language!

What touching content!

After many days, in a different place, I, Wu Fan, finally heard this nostalgic joke again!

Du Ningning, you are so cute!

The teacher would like to express his gratitude to you for your spirit of applying what you have learned!

Yes, that's it!

Only Du Ningning alone is not enough!

Building a world of jokers requires everyone's joint efforts!

I, Wu Fan, am committed to devoting myself to going further and further on the road of educating jokers!

I speak for the joke!

Thinking of this, tears also appeared in the corners of Wu Fan's eyes, he clenched his fists and secretly made an oath!

Jiang Ruoyu on the side began to become a little puzzled after being shocked, envious, jealous and hateful.

If he spends all his night sleeping, where did he squeeze out the time to study the ways of magic change?

After all, during the day, you have to teach......

Thinking of this, she fell into deep contemplation, but at this time, it was difficult to ask, so she had to hide her doubts in the bottom of her heart.

Looking at everyone's 'murderous' little eyes, Wu Fan coughed awkwardly and said, "Okay, let's get down to business, just now we talked about evening self-study." ”

"In the evening self-study, I hope you will use more time to study the "Summary of Selected Jokes", which is vivid and interesting, which can enrich your scarce spiritual world and entertain your leisure time. ”

"In addition, in the morning, the teacher also said that from today onwards, we will start to have a joke exam every day!"

"Therefore, towards the end of the evening self-study, I will start the exam a little earlier, and the results will be announced the next day!"

"This exam is not ranked by group, only by individual ranking, only the first person in the exam will get a small star, the last place will be deducted a small star, and the rest of the students will not add or subtract!"

"Actually, Du Ningning's performance just now was good, she made use of a paragraph in this book, and she used it just right!

"Here, here are cans of candy, take them back and eat them slowly!"

Hearing this, everyone's eyes suddenly looked at Du Ningning, and they were full of envy.

Especially when I saw the colorful candy in the package, my saliva was about to flow out.

According to their experience: the better the packaging, the better it tastes!

Du Ningning herself was stunned, she never expected that a paragraph she had written down from a book in her idle and boring noon was not only not blamed, but praised after blurting out just now!

Because she vaguely remembered that the real meaning of this paragraph didn't seem to be very good, and she was still a little uneasy at the bottom......

Seeing the candy in the teacher's hand, Du Ningning came back to his senses, and his little face was full of surprise and excitement.

Du Ningning smiled and took the candy;

Wu Fan also smiled and handed out the candy.

The scene looked very beautiful, but Wu Fan secretly whispered in his heart: "Durian-flavored candy, are you surprised?

Joke: "???!!!"

It's so hard to make a joke!

Wu Fan waved his hand and said, "Okay, now all jog, destination: Class 8 classroom for freshmen!"