103 unlucky perverts
"Hey, strange, why can't you open it? Could it be that I haven't practiced lockpicking skills for a month and haven't practiced it at home? Outside the door, a young man's voice was heard in doubt.
Li Qingyun looked at the door with idiot eyes, it seemed that the IQ outside was not high. However, he has a low IQ, how did he come up with the idea of learning lockpicking techniques and coming to Saisai's house to open the door at night? Is there a master to give advice?
But that's fine, if he can't open it, he should leave.
"No, Goddess Saisai, I must get you, I will not give up like this." The young man continued to pick the locks.
Under Li Qingyun's worried gaze, a few seconds later, the young man opened the door through a large gap.
Li Qingyun's face was full of helplessness, and he was finally discovered by you.
What appeared in front of Li Qingyun's eyes was a young man with yellow hair, a tattooed young man with stud earrings, and a rebellious young man dressed as a rebellious youth, his forehead was covered with sweat, but his eyes were a little fierce. This is not a good class.
In Li Qingyun's surprised and puzzled gaze, the young man actually pushed the door to its original position again, and then Li Qingyun heard the sound of the door lock ringing.
This...... What routine? Did I misunderstand him? This guy is just here to practice lockpicking skills?
"Hey, no, the door seems to be open just now?" The sound of unlocking stopped, and the young man blushed a little, and looked around weakly, and was relieved to find that no one had seen it.
"It's good that no one saw it, otherwise it would have been too embarrassing." The young man muttered to himself. Then he looked cautiously into the living room, and was surprised when he found that the computer was on, but after observing for a while, he found that no one in the living room was relieved.
The young man swaggered into the living room, observed for a moment, and walked towards the bedroom.
In the computer, Aunt Sadako's very cooperative fingers were placed on her lips to make a shushing motion, and the corners of Li Qingyun's eyes jumped when she saw it.
Aunt Sadako, do you want to be so supernatural. Seeing that the door was still open, Li Qingyun visually measured the distance, if Aunt Sadako really crawled out of the computer in the next second, he should have time to escape. But I swear to myself that I will never watch Aunt Sadako's movies again in the future, it's too NM scary, no, it's scary cats.
As the young man passed by the computer, Aunt Sadako suddenly howled and reached for the screen at the same time.
The young man was already nervous and weak, and he was shocked when he heard the miserable roar, and subconsciously looked at the computer, just in time to find Aunt Sadako's outstretched hands,
"Damn,!" The young man screamed and jumped in fright. After landing on the ground, he ran to the corner in a panic, trembling......
Well, the jump is quite high, and the difficulty coefficient is 5.0. It's just that there is too much dust splashed when it lands, and it seems that it can't get a high score. At this moment, Li Qingyun's Olympic judges possessed, and he had not yet given a score.
Aunt Sadako, well done. Li Qingyun silently gave 36 likes to Aunt Sadako in his heart.
As if sensing Li Qingyun's praise, Aunt Sadako turned her head and smiled at Li Qingyun, revealing a mouthful of scary teeth and a miserable white grimace.
Li Qingyun was terrified, he blew up. Li Qingyun swore that he would never come to Saisai's house again. lest Aunt Sadako crawl out of the TV to find herself.
Aunt Sadako is so weird. At this moment, Aunt Sadako's status in Li Qingyun's mind was close to that of an old witch.
After the young man calmed down, he realized that it was a movie, and he was not nervous at all. The young man looked at Saisai's bedroom with a hint of heat, and came to the bedroom door, and the young man listened with his ears on the door, he was afraid that the scream just now would wake Saisai.
Hearing the silence of the bedroom, the young man was relieved.
Li Qingyun stared at the young man, pondering for a while, if the dead ghost was in danger, he would save it or not.
Taking out the tools, the young man continued to demonstrate his lockpicking skills.
In the bedroom, when I heard the sound, the dead ghost shivered and wanted to look up at the door, but he was afraid of seeing a terrible monster, so he continued to be an ostrich.
After a while, the young man opened the door, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and with a snickering on his face, he tiptoed into Saisai's bedroom and closed the door casually
Seeing the young man leaving, Li Qingyun immediately ran under the computer desk and knocked off the plug with one claw.
Li Qingyun stared at the computer nervously, fortunately, there was no situation that the computer he was worried about was still on, but the moment he knocked out the plug, the computer was closed. Aunt Sadako didn't have a chance to climb out, and Li Qingyun was immediately relieved.
Don't look at these simple actions, Li Qingyun is already sweating, after all, the pressure in his heart is too great.
When he heard the door open, he thought that the monster had come to eat his dead ghost and broke out in a cold sweat, and he wanted to run away, but he suddenly found that his legs would not move. So the dead ghost could only continue to hide under the covers, praying that the monster would not see him.
Looking at the picture in the quilt, the young man thought it was Sai Sai and smiled lewdly.
"The goddess of Saisai that I have been dreaming of for a long time, I am here!" The young man rubbed his hands together and came to the bedside.
"I'm sleeping so hard, let me hurt you well." The young man excitedly stretched out his hand and reached into the quilt.
"It hurts?" Looks like a monster who likes to torture people! The dead ghost thought with fear.
Li Qingyun came to the bedroom door, and put his ear to the door to eavesdrop.
"Huh, what's getting wet?" The young man said in surprise.
"Could it be ......" Thinking of a possibility, the young man's face changed drastically.
"Hehe, such a cold goddess in front of me, in private, is actually this kind of woman! I said that why I slept so dead, it turned out to be the reason for too much physical exertion! The young man's face was very unsightly, and anyone who knew that the goddess he had been thinking about in his heart would not be happy if someone else slept with him.
"Goddess, I'm coming." The young man lifted the quilt and got in.
Feeling something burrow into the quilt, the dead ghost was afraid, but the survival instinct made it turn its head to look at what had been drilled into.
Hey, how can it be a two-legged beast and not a monster? Don't...... This two-legged beast has run away from the monster that is going to eat me? Thinking of this dead ghost, he looked at the young man gratefully, as if he was the monkey who appeared in the eyes of all people, dressed in golden armor and stepping on seven-colored clouds, and escaped from the zoo to see him.
However, there was something wrong with the two-legged beast's eyes!
The young man pouted as if he wanted to kiss, while his hands were groping dishonestly.
The dead ghost looked at the pouting young man, and his face was full of hesitation, whether he wanted to kiss him or not! But I said that I would guard myself like a jade for Huahua! Forget it, don't kiss him, but let him feel my passion. So the dead man struck down the young man.
The young man's heart was overjoyed, Saisai pretended to be a cold goddess in front of him, and now he didn't think about a man, he couldn't wait to knock himself down, it was really unbelievable, and the goddess was incredible!
"Help! What is it? The young man stretched out his hand with great interest to caress the goddess, but was surprised to touch a thin hairy leg. Quickly ran out of the quilt and looked at the mass in the quilt in horror.
He was sure that what he had just touched was not Saisai, or even human. Because that kind of fluffy feel is definitely not something that humans have.
Is it a monster? Thinking of the ghost movie just now, the young man had an ominous premonition, could it be the monster in the quilt who ate Saisai. Otherwise, where would you go if you weren't at home on the big night? An absurd thought popped up in the young man's mind.
The dead ghost's face was full of excitement, and it felt that the young man was really a good person, more reliable than his own shovel officer. Risking his life to fight away the monster to save himself, he touched himself kindly just now to comfort himself, which was too good for himself. Do you want to change to a shovel officer?
Seeing the young man running away, the dead ghost felt that he wanted to repay the young man and made him feel his enthusiasm, so the dead ghost jumped out of bed and rushed to the young man with the quilt on.
"Don't come here, you monster." The young man who imagined the dead ghost as a monster was shocked when he saw this scene, and retreated in a panic while stretching out his legs to kick the monster away.
Unexpectedly, one of them fell to the ground without standing firmly, and the dead ghost pounced, crushing the young man under him, and at the same time sticking out his tongue and licking the young man.
"Don't eat me." Feeling the monster's tongue touch him, the young man screamed, pushed the dead ghost away, opened the door in a panic and ran out.
Li Qingyun, who heard the young man shouting outside the door, frowned, his face full of puzzlement. The dead ghost is Erha, famous for his combat scum, how can he eat young people! If it really has such strong combat effectiveness, it won't be Erha.
The young man opened the door and ran out desperately, not paying attention to Li Qingyun under his feet, he was directly tripped by Li Qingyun and fell heavily to the ground. Then the young man felt abnormal, why was the computer turned off, it was still on just now, could it be that there was someone else here? Thinking of this, the young man's heart became vigilant.
Seeing the young man fleeing, the dead ghost immediately chased him out, and the quilt on his body fell to the ground during the run.
Through the moonlight outside the window, the young man finally saw that it was not a monster that attacked him just now, but a dog.
Thinking that it was this dog that he was going to kiss just now, the young man cried out in disgust, especially thinking that he had almost taken advantage of a dog, and the young man wanted to die.
Suddenly, the dead ghost's face changed drastically, and his hair exploded in horror because it ......
PS: Thank you Tang Bamei and Yi Xiaoyu for their rewards, Xiaotian is grateful. In the past few days, I have been preparing for the new pit, the urban immortal cultivation type, is crazy to make up for all kinds of novel writing knowledge, and the little genius found that the novels he wrote before were too white and too miserable!