Chapter 2 The First Stop, Inhuman, Midterm Exams
Day 2......
Guanyin: "Nezha, Nena, gone, go to school." ”
Of course, he walked out the door with a happy face.
Nezha walked out of the door with a look of resentment.
Okay, here's a math problem:
Nezha goes to the school 100km away from his home at a speed of 50km per second (not that fast) (not that far), Nezha's heart area is 50 square centimeters, and the exam shadow accounts for 99.99.
Ask Nezha to subtract the area of the shadow in Nezha's heart from the area of his stupid and happy mind.
Q: Positive? Or is it negative?
On the road.
Guanyin: "By the way, you guys have a midterm exam today, right?" ”
Nezha: Psychological Shadow +99
Na: "Yes...... Woowoowoo......"
Before he finished speaking, he was covered by Nezha's mouth with a black line.
Nezha: "We don't have a midterm exam. ”
Author: Hahahahahaha~~
Guanyin: "Really? Which one? ”
Na (covered by Nezha): "Woo woo woo!" Woooooo (Don't listen to Nezha!) There's a midterm exam today! )
Nezha: "Look, have you said anything?" ”
Kannon: "Oh, I see~~~~"
Nezha breathed a sigh of relief.
Guanyin (black line on his face): "Do you really think I will believe you!!" ”
PS: Nezha used the skill "Expressionless Crying"
Guanyin: "Do you remember last time?" ”
Nezha recalled:
Nezha (riding to boil the spirit): "You have to (der) drive." ”
Lie is being ridden by Nezha.
Guanyin passing by......
Guanyin dragged Nezha with a black line on his face.
Nezha (black line on his face): "!!! ”
Subsequently...... Nezha is turned into a horse by Guanyin (see the horse in My Little Pony)
The memories end.
Nezha (looked at Guanyin with a black line on his face, sprinkled him with water (milk tea) in the jade bottle. ):“…………”
Na Na (obviously smiling): ".................."
Guanyin: "Okay, is there a midterm exam today?" ”
Ignoring Nezha's pleading gaze......
Which one: "Yes Da~"
Guanyin: "Nezha, the score does not exceed 70, you are good-looking." ”
Nezha: "......" (Now I'm a horse!) Can't write a son! )
Nana: "Dad, but Nezha is a horse...... I can't write it. ”
Guanyin: "No matter. ”
Nezha: "......"
Na: "......" I have never seen such a brazen person! (Zhuge Liang said)
A few minutes (a few seconds!) Tell me, why did they go for so long?
Author: It's nothing, that is, I was fined by the police, bought popcorn, and helped n old men and grandmothers cross the road...... )
Guanyin: "Come on~"
"Dad, it's a midterm exam." ”
Nezha: "...... yes, Tuas."
Guanyin (black line on his face): "Even if it's a midterm exam......"
Nezha (Mao...... Do horses sweat? Tease me? And which one (sweating):"? ”
Kannon (laughs): "Take the test well, too." ”
Na: "Understood! ”
Nezha: "(Horse barking)!" "Yes.
Once in the classroom......
Teacher: "Students, for today's mid-term exam, please put away all the relevant learning classes." ”
……
Teacher: "Alright, now hand out the test papers." ”
After the test papers were divided......
The female classmate next to Nezha who was taking the exam looked at the horse next to her in surprise.
Nezha (weeping, looking at the test paper.) ):“……”
Na Na secretly gave Nezha a note.
Nezha struggled to open the note with the horse's hooves.
Which one: Do you need me to help you reply to the prototype, I have the 1.0 version of the jade bottle given by Tuas (Dad).
Nezha looked at Na Na and nodded wildly.
Taking advantage of the teacher's inattention, Na Na took out the unfinished yogurt from the desk, took out the tube, and swept towards Nezha, who had transformed into 'My Little Pony'.
Subsequently, Nezha recovered.
(A reader: "It turns out that it's a jade bottle.") ”
A reader: "I really don't see it. ”
Author:, you forgot?
Reader: Hmm.
Reader: Hmm.
Author:▄█▀█●You ...... Awesome, kneel.
Reader: So what's more?
Author: "Name of the main character: Na
Gender: Female (lotus)
Height: Always fixed at 150cm
Skill: Perennial yogurt (1.0 version of the jade bottle given by Guanyin)
Flame (the flame given by Nezha Hot Wheels)
Plants (Infinite Lotus Roots)
Hot Wheels (the 2.0 version of Hot Wheels given by Nezha (actually roller skates))
Character Affinity (automatically increases Stranger's Opinion by 50%)
Xueba (99.99% of the exams scored full marks, 0.01% did not score full marks in 99~110 (110 is junior high school) 0% did not pass or scored less))
Afternoon (12 p.m.) ......
Teacher: "It's closed." Let's go home, and I'll post the results to the group. Final test next Monday. ”
PS: Skip math, Chinese, English
School gates.
Guanyin waited for Nezha to drink which one.
Guanyin: "Which one is the test...... Eh, wait, Nezha, how did you recover. ”
Which (is with yogurt): "......", don't push it to me!
Nezha (referring to Nena): "She helped." "It's her, it's her, it's him, your daughter Xiao Nana.
Na: "Huh...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Guanyin: "Oh. Wait a minute...... Which one would you use a jade bottle!? ”
Which one: "What's wrong?" ”
Guanyin: "It's nothing, let's go home." "Damn, you're so fast, I'll be able to do it for 9 months!
Nezha (disappointed): "Oh"
Na: "Nezha, what the hell are you disappointed!" ”
Nezha: "It's nothing, I just didn't see you being punished...... I'm so tired......"
Na: "......"
Guanyin: "Okay, okay, let's go home." ”
Which one: "By the way, Dad, the teacher said that he would post the results to the group."
Nezha (black line on his face): "There are too many words. ”
Guanyin: "? Let's go back. ”
Na Na and Nezha (Na Na nodded): "Hmm. ”
……
It's home.
Guanyin's mobile phone: "When Chang~"
Nezha (black line)
Which Na (a sunny face)
Guanyin looked at it......
Guanyin: "Nezha!!!!!!! ”
ps:
Guanyin's mobile phone displays:
Midterm exam results
Name/Rank/Language/Mathematics/English
Which one \/first \/100\/99\/100
Snail / 2nd / 98 / 99 / 99
………………
Nezha \/XXXVI\/56\/79\/89
………………
PS: Nezha's class size is 50 people.
Subsequently, which one fell asleep early.
And Nezha did his homework all night.
Okay~To be continued~