"Meow Meow (I'm going to play in the two-legged beast's house tonight)," Li Qingyun said to the little milk cats.

The little milk cats reluctantly walked to Liang Qian's side.

"Tangerine, are you holding the orphans? Are you going to commit suicide? Don't, orange, you have to live strongly, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower! Besides, you still have 5 babies, can you bear to leave them behind? Can you bear to watch them alone? They have no father's love since they were young, do you still want them to have no mother's love? Why is the eldest husband without a wife...... Oh, no, you're not a big husband, you're a little female cat, why don't you have a husband! Isn't it just a male cat, we're not rare. You have to firmly believe that we will have male cats in the future, and there will be many, many male cats......" Liang Qian's brain hole is more nonsensical than Stephen Chow.

Li Qingyun has a black line, how can he have such a stupid and nonsensical shovel officer. Showing his nails, he is now thinking about it so much that he wants to scratch Liang Qian, the second-hand shovel officer!

"Meow (shut up)" Xiao Xingfu saw that something was wrong, and blocked Liang Qian's mouth with a paw. It was afraid that Li Qingyun would not be able to help but scratch Liang Qian for a while. He is still in Liang Qian's arms now, and he will be affected.

"Little happiness, what are you doing, I haven't finished talking yet......" Liang Qian saw Li Qingyun glaring at her with a fierce look, and walked to the bedroom with the little milk cat in her arms. On the way, he took out his mobile phone: "Saisai, what bad idea did you give me, Tangerine is not going to be martyred at all, but it should be true that I was dumped for falling out of love......"

Li Qingyun...... I want to die all of a sudden!

Seeing Liang Qian return to the bedroom, Li Qingyun, who was even more depressed, jumped on the windowsill and continued to look at the moon and think about people!

"Wang (Are you alright?) The dead ghost asked, coming to the window.

Li Qingyun turned his head to look at the dead ghost, and continued to look out the window, thinking about the bits and pieces with Hengheng.

"Wangwang (You're thinking about your sweetheart, right?) ）”

"Meow Meow (how do you know)" Li Qingyun looked at the dead ghost in surprise.

"Wang Wang (because you are similar to me before)" The vicissitudes and melancholy on the face of the dead ghost are heavier than Li Qingyun's, and the charm of the dead ghost at this moment is infinite.

"Meow (Is it Flowey?) Li Qingyun had heard the dead ghost howl this name.

"Wangwang (that's right)" The expression on the face of the dead ghost was even sadder.

"Meow meow meow (wait, let's drink some)" Li Qingyun jumped on the sofa, jumped from the sofa to the cabinet, bit a bottle of liquor placed on the cabinet, jumped on the sofa accurately, and came to the dead ghost with the wine bottle. Li Qingyun felt that the time of sadness was the time when he needed wine.

The dead ghost looked at Li Qingyun curiously.

"Meow meow (drink some?) Two-legged beasts drink when they're unhappy)" Push the bottle in front of the dead ghost.

The dead ghost sniffed curiously and nodded at Li Qingyun.

It would be nice to have some appetizers! Thinking of this, Li Qingyun walked towards the refrigerator. The dead ghost's eyes lit up and followed.

Li Qingyun opened the door under the refrigerator and found that it was full of frozen food, raising his head and looking at the fresh-keeping cabinet above, Li Qingyun fell into deep thought.

"Wang (come up)" the dead ghost stood up and shouted at Li Qingyun.

Li Qingyun climbed onto the head of the dead ghost, stretched out and grabbed the door of the fresh-keeping cabinet, and he suddenly understood how Xiao Xingfu opened the refrigerator door last time.

Taking out the food in the fresh-keeping cabinet one by one, Li Qingyun took a lot of effort to open the wine bottle. Pouring out a little, Li Qingyun tasted it, and suddenly a spicy taste rushed straight to his taste buds, and Li Qingyun almost burst into tears from the spicy water.

Seeing the dead ghost looking at him curiously, Li Qingyun poured some wine for the dead ghost. The foodie dead ghost immediately tasted it, and the next moment, the dead ghost raised his head and was swept away by spicy tears.

Li Qingyun pushed the food to the dead ghost's side and motioned for it to take a few bites. The dead ghost obediently ate a few bites of food before feeling better.

Meow Meow (What's the matter with you and Flowey?) Li Qingyun asked, he could see that Huahua seemed to be very important to the dead ghosts.

Li Qingyun could feel that the dead ghost had always kept this matter in his heart, pressed it in his heart, and was very upset, but he didn't talk about it. After all, Saisaijia only has one animal of its own, can it still talk to Saisai? I guess I can't understand Sai Sai.

"Wang Wang (it's the love of my life)...... "The dead ghost usually has no one to complain, but now he can't stop talking as soon as he opens the chatterbox, and he talks endlessly."

Li Qingyun looked at the dead ghost suspiciously, this thing can't be a chatterbox, right?

Xiao Xingfu smelled the fragrance and ran over to eat. Mao Mao watched cautiously for a few minutes before cautiously approaching Li Qingyun, and found that Li Qingyun had no intention of driving it away, so he boldly ate it. Li Qingyun listened attentively and ignored the two foodies.

Huahua, that is, a mother Erha, is the first love of the dead ghost. After Saisai adopted the dead ghost, when he went out to sneak away from the dead ghost for the first time, the dead ghost saw Huahua, and he was shocked at that time, and fell in love at first sight. After that, the dead ghost launched a crazy pursuit of Flowey. Under the crazy and shameless tactics of the dead ghost, Flowey finally ...... Estrus! And then...... Sent to be sterilized by its owner!

Well, that's a sad story. Soon after the neutering, Flowey's owner left with Flowey, leaving behind the unrequited dead ghost.

As a result, the vigorous love affair of the dead ghost ended before it began. Since then, the dead ghost has no interest in other and is bent on guarding Flowey.

Speaking of sadness, the dead ghost burst into tears.

Li Qingyun looked at the crying dead ghost without any disgust, because he found that the dead ghost was also a lover, a sentient dog, a very dedicated kind. This made Li Qingyun's view of dead ghosts change a lot.

Li Qingyun gave the dead ghost some more wine, maybe it was emotional, but the dead ghost didn't resist this time and drank all the wine Li Qingyun poured it on.

Seeing Mao Mao and Xiao Xingfu looking at the liquor curiously, Li Qingyun gave them a point.

Mao Mao smelled the liquor curiously, and seeing that the dead ghost was so happy, Mao Mao also took a big sip.

Seeing that after Mao Mao drank it, Xiao Xingfu dipped some wine in his paw and put it in his mouth, his face changed greatly, and he opened his mouth and spit out. Feeling that the effect was not obvious, Xiao Xingfu stuck out his tongue and wiped his tongue with his paws.

Looking at Mao Mao again, he had already run to the side and vomited.

Li Qingyun took a big sip of wine and looked at the two of them with disdain.

Feeling that his tongue was numb, Xiao Xingfu decided not to drink again. It didn't understand why Li Qingyun drank this kind of thing so happily with the dead ghost.

Xiao Xingfu walked to Li Qingyun's side and patted Li Qingyun's shoulder: "Meow meow meow (no need to commit suicide, shovel officer, I'll share half of you)" Xiao Xingfu turned around and left in a dashing manner, Li Qingyun suddenly felt that Xiao Xingfu was so handsome.

Wait, why do you think a cat is handsome? What the hell is this? Also, why did the shovel officer ask you to give it to me? I don't care about shoveling at all, okay! And he's a low-IQ shovel officer. What the hell is half? Are you going to split her in the middle? This cat is crazier than himself! Li Qingyun Spartan looked at Xiao Xingfu, and his heart was very complicated.

Hey, wait, Xiao Xingfu walked so elegantly just now! Don't see any injuries at all? Day, this thing actually pretended to be sick to deceive the favor of the shovel officer! Lao Tzu was worried. However, he was deceived by a cat, and Li Qingyun suddenly had an urge to expose the criminal behavior of Xiao Xingfu, a scheming cat.

In the morning, Liang's mother opened the bedroom door and saw what she saw, which made her stunned. Rubbing her eyes to confirm that she was not mistaken, Liang's mother was immediately furious.

I saw the head of the dead ghost on the ground in the living room, and the back half of his body was hanging upside down on the sofa with a golden hook. Li Qingyun was lying on his stomach on the coffee table, with one forearm and head hanging in the air, looking like a lonely drunkard. An empty wine bottle lay there under the coffee table, and the living room was filled with the smell of alcohol. Leftovers are scattered in the living room, like a garbage dump. Maomao was lying in front of the toilet door, vomit in front of her.

"You guys are going to rebel! I also learned to drink, don't sleep, get up ......" Liang's mother came to Li Qingyun's side and shook Li Qingyun to wake up Li Qingyun, and suddenly saw a tear hanging from the corner of Li Qingyun's eye.

Seeing Li Qingyun's embarrassed appearance, the anger in Liang's mother's heart dissipated a lot. sighed and silently cleaned up the living room like the garbage dump.

Maomao didn't drink much, as soon as Liang's mother came out, Maomao came to her senses, and Maomao, who knew that she was messing with goods, lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Liang's mother, and secretly ran into Liang's mother's bedroom. Liang's mother didn't bother to take care of it after seeing it.

After Liang Qian woke up, she heard Liang's mother's description, and she was even more sure that Li Qingyun had fallen out of love. took his mobile phone and ran to the living room to pat Li Qingyun.

PS: The content of this chapter is nonsense, you must not give cats and dogs alcohol, it will reduce the life of dogs. Alcohol is more terrible for cats, no less than poison.