Chapter 55: I Poisoned Myself (Chapter 3,005)
"Figured it out?" Chen Yu opened his eyes and looked at Morgana with a smile.
"Let's talk about it first, it's acting! Queen, I just want to watch Keisha eat deflated, you TM less of the old lady's idea. ”
"So, what good is it for me to accompany you to act, Queen?" Morgana was more concerned about this.
"The good thing is that I will help you, I have always helped my relatives and not help! You can rest assured. ”
Chen Yu sat up straight and said to Morgana: "As for acting or anything, I don't care about acting, I have a set of intimacy KPI assessment indicators here, how far you can do it, I will be responsible for you to what extent, more work and more rewards, Tong Su is not bullied!" ”
Chen Yu wrenched his fingers and said, "As my woman, your responsibilities are: serving tea and water, washing and folding quilts, washing shoulders and feet, and warming ..... Well, you will be counted on later, and you are not qualified enough for the time being. ”
"I'll fuck your uncle!" Morgana almost died of anger, and in the back, I will turn you directly into a eunuch in the back!
"Why are you so excited, you work hard, and the qualifications will be opened to you later, don't worry." Chen Yu felt that he still had to give Morgana a chance, she couldn't be so cruel, couldn't she!
"Anxious about your sister! The old lady didn't want to do any of them. "Morgana thinks she's going to blow up, so you're angry with me!
"I know these are difficult, but you can still play chess with me, but there is a principle that you must not deliberately let me, which is an insult to my chess skills." Chen Yu said solemnly.
"I can't ask for it!" Make you big, Queen, I make you lose so much that you doubt life!
"However, I want to warn you that if I lose a game of chess, I will enter a magical state, similar to road rage, which I call: chess rage!"
"I will be extremely irritable, my emotions will be extremely recurrent, and you will know the consequences when I see who scolds whom." Chen Yu reminded.
Morgana: "..............."
Nima, you can't win in chess, you can't let it, is this TM a game of chess! Queen, I just want to know how you survive! Won't anyone want to smoke you to death?
"Queen, I just saw what it means to be truly shameless today!"
"How can this be called shameless? It's called style, and it fully embodies the great feeling of making the world revolve around me! This is a supreme realm that can be met but not sought! ”
Morgana covered her face, she didn't want to talk to this bastard anymore, it was more unreasonable than herself.
"What if I don't do anything?" Morgana said tentatively.
"Score according to the indicators, settle every day, test your intimacy with me, if the intimacy is too low, then why should I help you? When it's not about me, I'm very reasonable, and the legendary justice and righteousness are me. Chen Yu spread his hands and said.
"Queen, I seem to remember, you seem to owe me my life, you TM won't deny it!" Morgana finally remembered the question.
Chen Yu shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I will do what I say!" But the ultimate explanation for saving your life is up to me, I can save you when you die the second time, if you die the first time, then you really can't blame me! It's you who are too angry to give me a chance. ”
"I'm Cao!"
Morgana sat in her chair in agony, and she found herself eaten!
"Quantitative assessment of intimacy, who TM came up with this idea!"
"Do you need to ask? Of course, it's Pi Pixi, she said that this is a one-stop after-sales service! Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction, I have to say that Pi Pixi is simply a genius!
"Pi Pi Xi~~ You wait for my sister!" Morgana's face darkened.
Chen Yu stood up, stretched, and smiled at Morgana: "I should go too, you think about it slowly, I'm not in a hurry!" Whether I become a messenger of justice or a wife protector is up to you! ”
Morgana weakly opened a worm door, and after sending the bastard away, she finally couldn't help but connect with Hexi.
In the Merlot Heavenly Kingdom, Hexi leaned against the big tree and listened to the "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" played by Chen Yu that day.
Seeing Morgana's projection appear, his eyes lit up and said, "Liangbing, is there something wrong with my sister?" ”
"Get out, I'm your sister!" Morgana's nose is crooked, Pippi is really going to rebel, she doesn't even distinguish between size and size, she is the youngest good!
"Who is big and who is small, not by looking at Nian Ling, but by looking at strength, you will know if you fight! But you're no match for me right now, Little-Cool-Ice. ”
"Damn, don't talk about this first, what are you trying to do with those ideas for Chen Yu?"
Hexi blinked and said, "I'm helping you!" My sister. Kaisha's strength is too strong now, sitting there and not moving, she can crush you to death! I'll find you a male god, lest you die too miserably! Seeing how much my sister cares about you, why don't you appreciate it? My sister was sad. ”
Morgana heard that Keisha's strength was so strong, and she immediately became interested, but when she saw Hexi, she was angry: "Then you don't need to get any intimacy assessment indicators, how can I fool me with this TM!" ”
Listening to Morgana's tone, He-hee was already sure that Morgana was planning to compromise.
She was as happy as a cat who had succeeded in stealing, and grinned, "Isn't that fun?" Think about the demon queen being subdued by a male god, like a little daughter-in-law, your aggrieved little eyes sister thinks it's funny to think about it, remember to take a picture of me, haha~~~~"
"Your uncle!"
Morgana paced back and forth angrily, and finally pointed at Hexi and said fiercely: "Pipixi, don't blame my sister for not reminding you, one day, you will personally taste the horror of the quantitative index of intimacy!" I'm going to make you a cocoon! ”
"If there was a day, I would resist hard, but what about you? Do you dare? Hexi laughed.
"I'm Cao! ~~~”
Morgana dared before, but now that she knows Keisha's true strength from Hexi's mouth, she sadly finds that she doesn't seem to have a choice, otherwise she will be directly turned into scum by Keisha!
"Why am I so unlucky, forget it if you have an unreliable sister, and an even more unreliable sister! Nima, I can't live this day! ”
"Ato."
"Ato, where did you die! Queen, I'm not happy right now. ”
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In the evening of the next day, southwest Liangshan, on the mountain road.
In two jeeps, the soldiers introduced the monkey situation to Chen Yu and others: "They said that it was the Monkey King, who jumped several provinces in a row and attacked us, but we did not fight back..... That's what you guys are.... Special forces bar! ”
"It's a company of soldiers!" Rose corrected.
"What do you think of this monkey? They say it's God. Chen Yu asked the soldiers.
"We don't care whether we are gods or not, as long as we attack us and endanger the country, we are our enemies, and the enemies need to be destroyed!" The soldier said solemnly.
Chen Yuruo glanced at the Xiongbing Company and the others meaningfully, and then ordered them to attack after the car stopped.
"Alright, Rose, go catch the monkeys, I'll wait for you here!"
Chen Yu waved at Rose and the others, but Rena did not come, but negotiated with Hiko on behalf of Dukao as in the original book.
"Let's go! Stay in formation. ”
As the leader of the squad, Rose was not there, so she became the commander as a matter of course, leading everyone to quickly advance towards the Liangshan Ancient Tower.
Soon, it was dark.
In the dark jungle, everyone couldn't help but get nervous.
"The target is still on the ancient tower, there is no displacement!" Qi Lin's ultra-long-range line-of-sight worked.
"Brother Monkey won't find out about us." Zhao Xin asked uncertainly, after all, this mission is to catch a god, Rena's strength has been seen by everyone, you can't be attacked by the other party, you must control the other party first!
"We are wearing an alloy armor, and Sun Wukong will not notice us." Rose explained.
"But isn't Sun Wukong sharp-eyed?" Qi Lin held a sniper rifle and walked forward cautiously, saying the doubts in her heart.
"Sharp eyes, that is, dark energy analyzers, useless!"
"What is that 72 change?" Ge Xiaolun is obviously more relaxed, after all, he is a super big meat shield, which can also be understood as having no sense of fighting, look at Cheng Yaowen's cautious position, taciturn, his whole body is in the best condition, ready to fight back or run away at any time, and his literacy is better than that of Rose!
"Fighting the Holy Buddha Sun Wukong, is a super soldier of the Kamigawa gene, Rena's information shows that he does not have this ability!" Rose Road.
"Rena's information, Rena's information, Rena knows everything, why can't she come by herself?" Liu Chuang carried an axe, quite like a king patrolling the mountain, but he still muttered in his mouth.
Rui Mengmeng forgot about tactical movements throughout the whole process, looked around from time to time, and was tripped by stone roots from time to time, flustered and cute.
Chen Yu covered his face on the tree, he really didn't want to admit that he had taught it, and he didn't have a little master demeanor of his own!
Compared to the oppressive atmosphere of the male soldier company at the moment, Hiko and Rena seemed much more cheerful.
At both ends of the negotiation table, Hiko sat on the chair, his wings clinging to the back of the chair, and said playfully: "Rena, I've delayed your trip, you won't be transferred to beat me, little girl~~~"
Rena then retorted: "Not for the time being.... Old goblin! ”
When it comes to angry people, Rena thinks that she has reached the end of her life, and a provocative little look makes Lingxi behind Yan can't help but jump out.
Yan waved her hand and signaled Lingxi not to interject, this kind of provocation is obviously to see who can calm down, as the so-called serious person will lose, she said in a disdainful tone:
"If those little boys can't even handle a monkey, then you might as well get out of the way as soon as possible!"
Oh, goddess, I've got an opponent!
Rena felt that she should not be angry, so she didn't want to be meaningless temptation, so she got to the point: "Say, what are you doing?" ”
"All of a sudden, the earth was exposed to the eyes of the major forces in the universe!" Yan stared, knocked on the table with his hand, and said with increased momentum: "And we angels must ensure that he is in the name of justice!" ”
"In our Scorching Sun Civilization, there is no word justice! You give an explanation. The corners of Rena's mouth twitched, Morgana had already said that any order is, anyway, the national peace of the scorching sun is very!
"Justice is the same...."
As soon as Lingxi spoke, he was stopped by Yan with a stern look, there must be rules in negotiation! She is the only one who can be equal to Rena, this is respect for Rena, and it is also a sign of the sincerity of angels, they can't intimidate each other, but want to convince each other!
Yan leaned back, his eyes were sad, and he began to play the emotional card.
"Seriously, I envy you, carefree!"
"In my 7,000-year career as a warrior, I have never been worried about my own tomorrow, or their tomorrow."
Hiko's words at the moment were very sensational, and her tone was soft, and Rena was a little moved when she heard it.
Just when Hiko thought Rena was listening, Rena suddenly took out a steaming plate of pork and swung it on the seat.
"That's too good, I was moved by the goddess, it's better to eat a plate of back pot meat to suppress the shock!"
Looking at a mass of charred black unknown substance, exuding a pungent smell, the corners of Yan's mouth twitched, and he immediately got up and said: "Lingxi, did you just receive an urgent mission from the queen, what, Rena, let's go first, and we'll talk about it next time!" ”
"Sister Yan, there are no other tasks." Lingxi was confused.
Yan rolled his eyes, and couldn't help but pull his two subordinates and fled quickly.
"Hey, take a bite and go! I prepared it especially for you and made it for the day and it was the best plate. Rena waved her head depressedly, dragged her chin depressedly, and said, "Is my cooking so evil?" Even justice can't tolerate it? It's not that evil. ”
Rena didn't believe in evil, and finally took a bite of death, and suddenly her pupils shrank, her face turned red, and she ~~~~~ vomited and lay on the chair, and Rena, who was retching and wanting to die, regretted it in her heart.
Goddess, how did I forget Chen Yu's advice, this dish is easy to injure allies by mistake!
Hiss! ~~~
Outside the window, the three angels gasped at Rena's tragic situation, and Lingxi patted her heart with palpitations and said, "Sister Yan, is this the legend, I poisoned myself!" ”
Hiko: "..............."
This should be called, if you don't die, you won't die!