Chapter 487: Conspiracy Everywhere
"What about people? Where are the people? What about people? Not long after Tang Qian and Sestin left, a group of people stepped into this open-air basketball court. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info As soon as I saw this routine full of tattoos, I knew that it was a first-class gangster.
Don't think that China's special zone is the birthplace of gangster tattoos, in fact, Western countries are the publishers of this set.
Especially on the streets of the United States, you don't have a few tattoos, and you're really embarrassed to say that you are a bastard.
"What about people? Did you two lie to me on purpose??? A strong white man reflexively yelled at the two black men. If Tang was on the scene, then he would definitely see that these were the two people he had repaired just now. "I, we don't know, I guess the basketball game is over, so they're all gone." The short black man said aggrievedly.
I originally wanted to move the rescuers, but I didn't expect it and pounced.
"Bastard thing! How dare you amuse me? Without any warning, the leading white strong man slapped each of the two black men, and the force was so great that the corners of the mouths of the two black men were bloody, and said: "Brother LP, really, really, really, we are not lying!" There was really a tall Oriental who beat us up, so we didn't complete the task above! ”
"Waste stuff !!" This white strong man was obviously a very bad-tempered master, so he flew over with another slap and said, "Beaten by an Oriental? Are you going to make excuses and don't know how to find a better one? Orientals are skinny chickens! It's okay to engage in corporate work, but in terms of physique and fighting, it's still their turn? The black man who was beaten covered his face and said aggrievedly: "Yes, it's true, Brother LP, he is not an ordinary Oriental, he is an Oriental giant, yes, an Oriental giant!" ”
"Giants? I'm a giant dog. Eggs!! With a "snap", another slap flew out, and said: "There are a few particularly tall people in the East, are you a little tender flower in those schools?" Can you still be taller than me? "I, I, Brother LP, he's really taller than you, not just a little taller, a lot taller." As soon as the black man's words came out, he annoyed this LP brother, so of course, he was slapped again and said, "Fart!" Toil. The capital is more than 2 meters, can he be a lot taller than me? What is that? Yao Ming??? Bastard!!! ”
"Yes, yes, it's Yao Ming, he's about the same height as Yao Ming, really tall, Brother LP!" As if he had grasped some life-saving straw, the black man immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice. "Yao Ming is so tall?" At this moment, the white strong man was also stunned, although he was 201CM tall, but compared with Yao Ming, who was 226CM, he instantly became a dwarf. Ordinary people don't have much concept of a height of more than 2 meters, in fact, it's good to convert, how big is the gap of 25CM? It's the same as a 180CM man and a 155CM woman standing together, and the visual effect is simply not too exaggerated. As for the black man, he would say that Tang Qian and Yao Ming were about the same height, it was because he had never seen the real Yao Ming, so he subconsciously felt that Tang Qian was the tallest person he had ever seen, and with the face of an Oriental person, it was normal to pull Yao Ming.
"Is it really that high?" After thinking about it, the white strong man snorted coldly and said: "Even if it's really so high, it's a yellow race, and the yellow race is born weak in the fight!" Have you seen how many yellow people are in WWE, boxing, and UFC? Even if there is, it's a rookie, you can't even beat the rookie and you still want to mess with me? I think you'll do some peripheral work in the future, so you don't have to trouble us! ”
"Brother LP, don't, give us another chance, we will definitely make up for it! Please! The two black men were shocked when they heard this, and hurriedly crawled on the ground and begged for mercy. There is no way to do this, many black people on the streets of the United States have a very low level of education, and going out to work is almost the bottom, and mixing in this circle, even if it is a dangerous point, but at the same time, the money comes much faster. As a low-level street black who doesn't want a future at all, they simply don't want to work honestly for a meager salary.
That's why, after nightfall, the streets of America are flooded with black people.
Ideologically, they are a group of people who are unwilling to forge ahead.
Getting by and mixing one day is a day, which is the truest portrayal of the vast majority of street blacks in the United States.
"Hmph, for the sake of you guys who have been with me for a few years, I'll give you another chance! Go find someone right away, 4 hours, no, 2 hours if you can't find anyone, you guys fuck me off! Hearing this, the two black men hurriedly said: "But Brother LP, 2 hours is too short, the streets of Los Angeles are so big, how can we find it, let's give a few more days, give a few more weeks!" ”
"A few more days? How many more weeks? When the white man heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and then grabbed the short black man, and said directly and viciously: "I tell you! This matter is directly explained from above, and now is the period of N.B.N's vigorous expansion, if you make me ugly in front of the boss, then I will make you ugly! So now, the time becomes 1 hour, and if you can't do it, I'm going to break the legs of both of you, and then I'll have you go to the streets to be beggars altogether!! ”
"Ahh Brother LP, I, we ......"
Seeing that this guy was going to talk nonsense again, the white strong man yelled, "30 minutes!" Immediately, immediately, or I'll cut off your hands and feet now!" After being intimidated like this, the two of them could only flee in the wilderness, and then complained in their hearts about the white strong man while cursing Tang Qian, who had just beaten him.
30 minutes? Buddhist nun. Can you really find Ma in 30 minutes? What a good character it takes!
And just when the two of them were a little self-defeating, God's "favor" appeared.
In Los Angeles, in a mansion, two women are talking and saying:
"Are you sure my father said that?" A woman asked in a calm voice as she sat upright in a cork chair.
"Mr. Bass didn't say it explicitly, but the first time he saw the heat, he asked him to go to the collection corridor and press the palm print, although Mr. Bass's statement is 'predict in advance', hang it out if it hits, and destroy it if it doesn't." The person who answered below was none other than Bonnie, who brought Tang Qian from the NBDL to the NBA. Laughlin.
"Dad wasn't the kind of person who made meaningless investments." The woman on the cork chair groaned for a moment and said, "I don't accept my father for anything else, but with a good eye, he is definitely the top in the entire NBA league." So ......"
"You continue to follow up with this Oriental, if you really have potential, try to win it over, and I will never have too many competitive chips in the future."
"Okay, I'll do it." Bonnie. After Laughlin finished speaking, he changed the subject and asked, "But it's small. Sister, isn't the Lakers ...... this season?" "Well, it's basically hopeless. The woman on the cork chair did not regret it, but teased a little: "But this is the best ending, isn't it?" If it had been smooth sailing, wouldn't that have helped Jim secure his position as the head of the Bass family? The Lakers are rotten for a few years now, it doesn't matter, as long as Jim can't fulfill the three-year contract before his father's death, then I have a great chance to grab the position of the head of the family. ”
"Small. Sister, will Jim really announce the three-year covenant to the public? If he doesn't make it public, then even if he violates it, no one can restrain him. "Bonnie. Lovelin asked. "It's okay, Jim doesn't say it, we can force him to say it, anyway, as long as we don't come by ourselves, no one can blame us." The woman on the cork chair smiled strangely and said, "Father, father, I'm afraid Jim himself doesn't know that everything about me and him is a pawn laid out by you in advance." You are really scheming, everything takes both sides into account, just like this Oriental perm, you will always be sure to make a profit, you will always be the final winner. At this point, I still can't compare to yours for the time being. ”
"But I don't hate you, because being open and honest and giving anyone a chance is also one of your strengths."
On the other side of Los Angeles, there are also people who are "conspiring".
"It's all arranged, right? Cinnabar? An extremely strong black man asked, sitting on the couch.
"Don't worry, I've already greeted acquaintances from several teams, and they've all expressed a strong desire for you." A rather shrewd-looking white man replied unhurriedly. "Hey, of course, I'm the league's No. 1 center, and it's normal for everyone to scramble." This strong man sitting on the couch is the No. 12 of the Lakers, Dwight. Howard.
And the person sitting across from him was the NBA's ace agent, Dan. Fagan.
"That's right, Dwight, your market is naturally unquestionable." Cinnabar. Fagan smiled and said, "But I think the contract price code needs to be revised slightly, otherwise it will affect the market's competitiveness against you." "What do you mean, Dan, do you think I'm taking too much? You know, I still have a lot of money to spend! As soon as he heard that the contract price code was going to be modified, Howard's face immediately became not very good-looking.
Similar to the outside world, Howard's self-control ability is extremely poor, not only nightclubs and prostitutes ^.%$$#院的常客, but also like the former "Rain Man" Kemp, "Warcraft" has a strong ability to "seed" outside, and the number of illegitimate children and illegitimate daughters is huge, reaching as many as 8. And you must know that in the United States, illegitimate children also need to pay a lot of alimony costs, and a large part of the bankruptcy of the "rain man" camp was due to the illegitimate child problem, and the number is even more amazing than Howard, more than 11.
But Howard is still young, and it is not impossible that he will surpass the predecessors of the "Rain Man" on this road.
You think that Howard is currently earning more than 100 million, that is because you don't understand the process of illegitimate children and child support in the US Empire, if you can earn 100 million US dollars in your lifetime in China, then let alone 8 illegitimate children, 80 can be easily won. But in the United States, hehe, it can only be said that you can take it, but it is also big enough for the head of "Warcraft". The reason for this is that domestic alimony is given according to the public level, while the alimony of the US imperialists is calculated according to your personal property, so 8, if you can only earn 100 million US dollars in your life, after a long time, you will definitely go bankrupt.
This is definitely not a joke, because the policy of the US imperialists is that whether you have an illegitimate child with your ex-wife or with your lover, as long as the latter does not remarry and does not have a job, then congratulations, you will be relied on for the rest of your life. Not only do you have to give the child a huge amount of alimony every month, but also pay the latter a lot of child support, if the lover is better, if it's an ex-wife, oh~my~ then you have to divide half of the assets, so don't take it for granted that Howard is currently earning 100 million dollars, you can just be a stallion and sow seeds casually, the national conditions are different, so that you will vomit blood and die even if you have a lot of money.
Plus Howard's own personal consumption is also very large, so when Dan. When Fagan proposed to change the contract price, he turned pale and spoke out against it. In fact, Howard's current market is far from what it was a year ago, after all, the NBA still has a discerning person, and some people have found that Howard's game attitude and physical condition are declining year by year, which seems a bit incredible for a star who is not yet 28 years old, but data and video analysis will never go wrong.
So for Howard's request for a $100 million dollar for four years, very few teams have expressed direct interest, so Dan. Fagan had to negotiate with Howard to reduce the former's mandatory requirement to reduce the contract amount. "Dwight, I know that with your current status and status in the league, it's not too much to ask for such a long-term contract, but you also have to think about it, after all, it's a transfer signing, and it's hard for you to get the same high salary price as the Lakers." Face Dan. Fagan's words, Howard still shook his head and said: "That's not good, pricing is my business, it's your business to get it done, as an ace agent, you won't even be able to do this kind of job, right?" ”
Cinnabar. When Fagan heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and now the league's highest salary is Kobe, who is currently only $27.85 million a year, and 30 million will be possible in the next year. This is also because Kobe Bryant is the super hero of the Lakers team, the soul of the team, and it is possible to be born after more than ten years of dedication and generosity of the Bass family. Do you Howard want to get it? Unless you choose to stay in Los Angeles.
Dan. Fagan knows very well that the customer in front of him can no longer choose to stay with the Lakers.
He didn't like the Lakers.
Even to the point of almost disgust.
But Dan. Fagan can be ranked in the top three on the NBA's agent list, and of course he has his own skills, not only for team negotiations, but also for his clients. "Dwight, your calculations aren't accurate." Cinnabar. Fagan began to use his eloquence, saying: "It seems that staying with the Lakers can get a five-year, $118 million fat contract, but there is one thing you forgot to calculate, and that is our country's tax rates at all levels. "Seeing Howard kind of drawn to himself, Dan. Fagan hit the railroad while it was hot: "In addition to the 39.6% federal tax that must be paid, the California state tax is also the heaviest among the states, as high as 13.3%, if you choose the Lakers, in fact, after removing the 7788, more than 20 million will only actually start with more than 10 million." But if you choose to go to some teams with low state taxes, then it may seem like the salary is low, but in fact, your starting amount is not necessarily less than staying in Los Angeles, or even ...... And so much more. ”
"Yes, yes?" Howard, who "graduated from high school", obviously didn't understand these details, and he didn't have the business talent and business acumen behind LeBron and Kobe, so he didn't think about it, but just asked with some interest: "If it's really the same as what you said, then Dan, it's not that I can't modify the contract amount appropriately, after all, the key is to get the money in hand is real money, right?" ”
"Bingo~" Dan. Fagan saw that his persuasion had an effect, first praised Howard, and then continued: "This is a few low-tax states I have selected, among which Houston is the most suitable, because Texas is a state-income tax area in the United States, so you sign up here, it seems that you have lost a lot, but in fact, you can get an extra $2.6 million in real income every year, this is my calculation table, you can see for yourself." And then Houston is a team with a tradition of center, and when you go, you can definitely show your strengths, and you won't be controlled by people like you did with the Lakers. ”
"Really? If you choose a lower contract, you can get more money? "Howard is the typical black street get-rich type in the United States, so he has always been ignorant of this aspect of the economy, and of course he has never bothered to study this aspect. This is a common problem among black players in the big four leagues in North America, who are not good at dealing with the economy and do not like to deal with the economy.
For most of them, the economy is the dollar, it's as simple and crude as that.
Therefore, the probability of bankruptcy of black athletes is also surprisingly high.
"Of course, I'm Dan. Who is Fagan? In addition, there are already several manufacturers in Houston that have targeted you, and you can sign endorsement contracts just after you pass, which is also a lot of income, isn't it? "Dan. Fagan's words are a heavy punch, because after Howard came to the Lakers this season, his off-court income actually decreased compared to when he was in Orlando, and only 7 million US dollars remained, which made Howard feel pain all of a sudden. So Dan. Fagan kind of scratched Howard's itch.
"Okay then, you can get in touch with them then, I still feel okay with Texas." Howard looked at Fagan's calculation sheet with a pretense of expression, then nodded. "Okay, I'll do my best to prepare, you just need to keep getting your stats in the last dozen or so regular season games." Cinnabar. Fagan said.
"Don't worry, I don't need you to remind me, this place in Los Angeles is destined to be just a springboard for my 'Warcraft' life!" Howard said with a smug smile.
PS: Xiao Zi really predicted accurately, the Lakers' management changes are almost the same as Xiao Zi's, this is really a little exciting to think about~ Hehe~ There is another shift today, Xiao Zi will try her best to break out as long as she has time, everyone can rest assured~~~