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Usually, advertisements are inserted in TV programs, and it takes more than three minutes to reach the sky, but this time it is good, the commercials were performed for half an hour, because everyone in the studio pulled the rack for half an hour........ Although the advertisement lasted for half an hour, the people who sat in front of the TV and the computer to watch this show were no less, and even increased every minute.

Half an hour later, the studio where the chickens and dogs were jumping finally quieted, and the camera immediately reappeared in front of the host, although the hostess still had a smile on her face, anyone could see the embarrassment on her face, and coughed unnaturally: "Just now in the studio, because the machine failed, so the advertising time was a little longer, please forgive the audience friends, okay, let's continue the topic just now, Mr. Liu, Mr. Cao has introduced himself just now, now it's your turn." ”

When the camera cut to Liu Bei and Cao Cao's faces, all the audience in front of the TV burst out happy, and some viewers who thought it was the hype of the program team at first believed it completely, and the two old men really fought in front of the national audience just now...... Who has been hyping up such a dead hand these days, not to mention two old men in their sixties.

At this time, Liu Bei and Cao Cao had blue noses and swollen faces, especially Liu Bei now has a piece of tissue paper on his nose, Cao Cao is directly a panda eye, and the expensive suits on the old men have been torn into pieces by the other party.......

The director stood next to the audience and couldn't help shouting: 'Coat, coat off!!' ”

Liu Bei and Cao Cao were stunned for a moment, and quickly took off their clothes, and then the two old men threw their clothes on the hostess's face very synchronously......

The hostess was about to go away when she saw it, but the director was still clever, and hurriedly entered another advertisement, and then quickly ran up to mediate, damn, he really regretted it, at the beginning, he saw Liu Bei and Cao Cao dressed like individuals, coupled with the miracles they created in the stock market, the director is still simple, these two are very well-cultivated old experts, and they must be used to this kind of economic show, so they didn't tell them some precautions when recording the show, which is good, and the old experts, the whole thing is two old hooligans.

After the two-minute advertisement, Liu Bei waved his hand in front of the TV, and just wanted to speak, but he felt that the paper on his nose was a little unsightly, after all, this was his first time on TV, pay attention to the image, and Liu Bei took the paper off his nose at the moment.

"That, hehe, hello everyone, my name is Liu Dade, I'm glad that you watch the live broadcast of the stock market and finance, before the show starts, I have a few words to say, first of all, I want to thank a person here, because without him, we would never have this day...... Cao Cao interjected: "There is one more me, Xiaowei, here, we are here, don't you see us, we are on TV, you can go out and brag to others in the future, Cao Cao waved at the camera......

Viewer in front of the TV: "........"

Huang Xiaowei couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at this scene....... The faces of these two old goods are really where to go.

Liu Bei said: "Well, that's right, the person we want to thank today is Huang Xiaowei, the assistant coach of the national team, if it weren't for the three million he sponsored us, it would be difficult for us to achieve today's achievements, Cao Cao and Liu Bei said together: 'Xiaowei thank you. ”

Huang Xiaowei was a little moved when he saw this scene and said: "These two old bastards are quite hearted." ”

But then Liu Bei and Cao Cao immediately changed their words and said: "Of course, we won't forget what you scolded us before, Liu Bei took the hostess's little hand and said: "Hey, do you know Huang Xiaowei, let me tell you that kid is not a thing, didn't we accidentally lose some money in the stock market at the beginning, that little bastard is going to chop us with a knife, hey, girl, your little hands are very soft, do you have a boyfriend, do you want to find a godfather, it just so happens that I have been short of daughters recently?" ”

The hostess was like a frightened little rabbit, and she swooped her hand back, if it weren't for the live broadcast now, she would definitely go up and give Liu Bei a mouthful, damn, can you talk, come here to find a "" girl. ”

Cao Cao stroked his beard and said dissatisfiedly: "Liu Da'er, tell me what you are doing, why are you more anxious than me, hurry up, hurry up and sell Xiaowei to promote Buddha jumping over the wall, that kid can't tell how to scold the two of you now." ”

"Ao Aoao, yes, what's that, audience friends, I believe everyone should know that Huang Buddha jumped over the wall after watching the news in the first two days, well, I am here today to solemnly recommend this delicacy to you, it will definitely make you want to eat the last meal and want to eat the next meal, please call the hotline below for details, hey, director, you give me this phone number below in a while, the phone number is, 1388952........ ancestors, I beg you not to toss, The director stood next to the camera and knelt down for Liu Bei and Cao Cao.......

Huang Xiaowei and Dongfang Qing couldn't say anything when they looked at this scene in front of the TV, if they didn't know, they thought that Liu Bei and Cao Cao were sent by the hostile TV station to smash the scene, Dongfang Qing said softly: "How do I feel that Uncle Cao and Uncle Liu can become popular after recording this show?" ”

Huang Xiaowei flipped through his mobile phone and said, "You don't have to finish recording, they are already popular now......."

The vast majority of netizens have said that these two old men are so interesting, and even Liu Bei and Cao Cao's support group have appeared, with more than 100,000 fans, and there are many scheming jumping and shouting, hoping that Liu Bei and Cao Cao can accept themselves as goddaughters, they are the kind of girls who have something to do and nothing to "" girls, there is no way to make the two old men rich, and they look good, and the most important thing is funny.......

"Let's talk about it here, you can also follow my Weibo, search for Liu Xuande's three words, I will also post some stock speculation experience on it, in addition, I have a thorough study of the history of the Three Kingdoms, welcome everyone to come and discuss with us, girl, what are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and enter the next stage, hey, that who, that one, the one kneeling on the ground, don't look at the others is you, just now when I was fighting with Cao Apu, I accidentally lost the script, you are giving me a copy, yes, yes, yes, I don't have any here, otherwise I don't know what to say next. Cao Cao waved his hand

This director has really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, and when he met Liu Bei and Cao Cao, you are really sent by a hostile TV station to hack us, can you take out the script and talk about this kind of thing, besides, even if I give you the script, can you follow it? I don't know what to say yet, didn't you two just say less?

Fortunately, this hostess is a first-line actress of this local TV station, and has hosted many large-scale programs, so she has fully exerted her wisdom in this case, and plans to laugh at the atmosphere and say: "I just heard that the Weibo names of the two old gentlemen seem to be called Liu Xuande and Cao Mengde, so it seems that the two gentlemen should also be very interested in the history of the Three Kingdoms." ”

"By the way, I don't know a few years ago, you heard that there was no Japanese anime, all the characters in the Three Kingdoms in it were all women, and many netizens jokingly called Liu Bei Cao Cao They were originally women, but they were changed to men because of historical requirements, and some netizens even came up with real evidence, saying that Cao Cao was suspicious because she was a woman, and his head wind was actually caused by women when they came, and Liu Bei loved to cry because she was a woman, I wonder what you two think about this? ”

The female anchor was originally holding to adjust the atmosphere, so she made a little joke and took out a spoof anime and the brain hole that netizens had nothing to do to talk about it, but ....... She seems to have chosen the wrong person for the joke.

"Let your mother's Luo Quanf, the furious Liu Bei and Cao Cao directly overturned the table, and scared the female anchor so much that her face changed color, Cao Cao and Liu Bei walked to the female anchor and pointed at themselves up and down and said: "You take a closer look at Lao Tzu, does Lao Tzu look like a girl, your girl still has a handle, I don't need to take off my pants now to prove my identity, and I don't see the scar on Lao Tzu's head, this is a tumor in the head, what do you say, I will kiss your mother tomorrow." ”

"Damn, there's one more Lao Tzu, why am I crying? It's not to buy people's hearts, otherwise you would be willing to cry like a little daughter-in-law in front of so many people, come, tell me, what kind of deflated calf came out of Lao Tzu is a woman, I have to chop him when I go back!! ”

The staff looked at the scene on the field, and anxiously patted the director who was sitting on the side smoking and said, "Director Wang, take a look, this is fighting again, otherwise why are you cutting an advertisement?" ”

Director Wang depressedly spit out a puff of smoke rings, with a look of lovelessness, glanced at Cao Cao and Liu Bei, who were furious in the studio, and waved his hand speechlessly: "Love what's the matter, anyway, the ratings will come up." ”

"But this is a financial show, aren't these two gentlemen ........ like shrews scolding the street?"

Director Wang glanced at him and said: "Young man, look at the point, ratings are king these days, listen to me, go and give a close-up of the faces of the two ancestors, it is best to record their spitting stars, by the way, tell Xiao Cai, if those two old men beat her, let her endure it, maybe they can take the opportunity to hype up the hype." ”

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