"Little donkey, do you want to divide the pig? You can't finish it, can you? Someone asked.

Lu Xiaodonkey is also a total, such a whole pig, and he won't finish eating next year.

"That's it, the price will be according to the market price, thirty-two and one catties."

"What? Thirty-two? ”

"It's too expensive, little donkey, how can it be as expensive as a pork dealer, 20, if it's okay, give me ten catties."

"20Bring me five pounds."

"I want ten catties, give me that five flowers."

The crowd roared, and some of them put their hands on the pork.

Lu Xiaodonkey's face darkened: "Roll out, where you love to die, where you die, your labor and management are not sold." ”

Can Lu Xiaodonkey not know what they are thinking? This group of people felt that Lu Xiaodonkey was earning their money, and they were not happy.

Someone smiled awkwardly: "What, or twenty-five?" ”

"I see you like two hundred and five, get out of the way, big man, get the meat back, and I'll give you ten pounds to take home later."

"Hmm!" The big man nodded violently, wiped the corners of his mouth, and with a flick of his arm, he pulled everyone aside and transported the pork to the cart.

Everyone glared at the big man, but they dared not speak angrily, but they knew the big man, Lu Xiaodonkey's worship brother.

Every time Lu Xiaodonkey fights in the village, the big man will always come back with Lu Xiaodonkey the next day, and then someone will be beaten.

According to Lu Xiaodonkey's instructions, five catties of pork were left for the pig killer and Lu Liangjie, and the big man pushed the cart away, and everyone still didn't give up, wanting to agree to Lu Xiaodonkey's offer, thirty-two and one catties.

After all, this is a live killing, and the supermarkets are all frozen, and there is no comparison at all.

I lowered the price just now, just to take advantage of it, or I didn't want Lu Xiaodonkey to earn this money.

Where did he think that Lu Xiaodonkey's attitude was so tough, and he directly pulled the pork away, everyone panicked and hurriedly stopped Lu Xiaodonkey.

"Thirty-two is thirty-two, bring me two catties." This person gritted his teeth, as if Lu Xiaodonkey had taken a big advantage and how much he had suffered.

Lu Xiaodonkey glanced at him: "Now the price has risen, sixty-one catties." ”

"You... Aren't you robbing! ”

"Aang." Lu Xiaodonkey didn't look at everyone, hugged Xiao Baixing, turned his head and left.

If someone really agrees to sixty-one catties, he will really sell it, of course, no one is so stupid, sixty, it is better to eat beef.

Lu Xiaodonkey didn't worry about the bad pork, so he went back to get some meat filling and stuffed a sausage with the pig's intestine.

Leave some fresh food to eat these days, and then send some to relatives, and marinate the rest, or smoke bacon or something, the second senior brother stewed sauerkraut It is not fragrant.

At noon, the big man had another meal at Lu Xiaodonkey's house, mainly to keep him cooking.

Seeing Hanako and a few of them, the big man was also very happy, of course, he was not happy to eat meat.

The big man's cooking skills are really not covered, and he made a table of pork dinner, what kind of fat intestines, stewed pig's head, braised pork, fried pork liver with sharp peppers, etc., to Lu Xiaodonkey, a person who doesn't have much appetite, is drooling.

The old man was also interested, and drank two taels of wine, which was so beautiful.

It's not suitable for Chinese food in Lu Xiaodonkey's café, otherwise Lu Xiaodonkey will have to let the big man give up the game and be a wage earner for him.

The old mother cleaned up the pork, divided it into points, and asked Lu Xiaodonkey to send it to the two sisters and aunts.

It just so happened that Lu Xiaodonkey had to go to the county, Hanako and the old man had to go to live in the county, and the old houses in the countryside were not so empty.

Xiao Luo and Hua Hua took Xiao Baixing to sleep on Lu Xiaodonkey's bed.

After saying hello, Lao Lu drove the car, took the old man and Hanako to the county, and the big man also rode back to his house, and there were ten catties of pork tied to the car, and the big man was so beautiful that the snot bubbles came out.

The eldest sister, the second sister's house is not far away, just by the way, Lu Xiaodonkey sent it in one trip, and brought some snacks to a few nephews and nieces.

The second brother-in-law's family also has a younger sister, who is two years younger than Lu Xiaodonkey, and Lu Xiaodonkey didn't forget her this time, so he took out a lipstick from the car and threw it to her, making the little girl jump with joy.

Back in the county, Hanako obviously didn't plan to sleep honestly, and insisted on dragging Lu Xiaodonkey to take him to a pedicure.

The old man was also fanning the flames on the side, and Lu Xiaodonkey was obviously not a person with strong willpower.

"Let's talk about it, I don't have any money!"

"What my brother-in-law said, can I make you pay? Isn't there an old man? "Hanako has obviously calculated it a long time ago.

The old man's face was black, Hanako, this kid was insidious, because there were so many people during the day, there was no bickering, and he was calculated as soon as he went out.

Fortunately, the old man is not short of money, and the pedicure can cost a few dollars.

Of course, Lu Xiaodonkey is a serious person, how can he do a foot massage that is not serious.

found a clubhouse with a good rating, and Lu Xiaolu made a Thai massage package.

Hanako's eyes rolled: "Show me what 98 looks like first." ”

Da came in a little girl, and her eyes were straight when she looked at Hanako.

"98's are like this, and 298's can't take off yet!"

The more Hanako thought about it, the more excited she became, although it was a regular massage, but it was also good for the eyes, anyway, he didn't have to spend money.

"What's that, change me to a 298 one, girl, don't think about it, it's not that you're not good, it's really that my brother is too demanding." Hanako excitedly kicked her little sister out.

"Da~Da~Da~" After a while, a girl bigger than a big man walked in.

"Uh... Is this 298's? Hanako was almost scared to death, what he ordered was stepping on the back project, just the person in front of him, it is estimated that as soon as he stepped down, Hanako's small body was gone.

The manager happily said on the side: "Don't worry, brother, the one who just made an appointment, 298 high, Xiaoling, on!" ”

"Degotta brother." The fat girl hurriedly took off her shoes.

"Stop! I'm going to change 98! ”

"Then where is it up to you, I finally planted it last time." The fat girl immediately pressed Hanako and stepped on Hanako's back.

"Whew~" Hanako, who was still struggling, was trampled on by this foot and fell down, and her tongue was spit out.

Lu Xiaodonkey, who was doing a massage next to him, and the old man were still chatting gloatingly.

"Tsk, I didn't see that Hanako's taste is very heavy."

"It's okay, what's that, girl, give him an extra hour, count it in mine."

"Oh boss." When the fat girl heard this, her spirit rose two notches again, and one foot was heavier than the other.

...

After coming out of the clubhouse, Hanako's whole person was blindfolded, and she felt that this body was not her own.

"Brother-in-law, show me, is my vertebrae broken?"

"your balls and go back to sleep."

“...”

Early the next morning, Lu Xiaodonkey went to her aunt's house with the rest of the pork.