Chapter 12 The "Sand Sculpture" Post That Exploded
Just after taking a comfortable cold shower, Gu Xiangran, who walked into the bedroom, picked up the mobile phone on the bed, and it was his habit to brush the forum before entering Shenman, especially the sand sculpture area.
If people know that the president of the Dignified Overlord Alliance will be so good, I am afraid that he will be shocked, after all, this is a great contrast with his identity as 'Thanos' in the game.
"Today's hilarious, the most bizarre guild in history!" 》
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Swiping the posts in the sand sculpture area one by one, Gu Xiangran's eyes were quickly attracted by this post, judging from the time of posting, this is clearly a new post made a few hours ago, and the popularity has almost soared to the homepage.
The sand sculpture area immediately soared on the list, and the popularity of this post ranked first, and the popularity is still rising.
The weirdest guild? What's the trick?
Gu Xiangran immediately became interested and clicked on the post to view.
The content of the post is very straightforward, the landlord sent a screenshot of the game, accompanied by a few sentences, and the picture shows the recruitment conditions of a guild.
Landlord: It's too difficult, these days, D-class guilds are no better than A-level guilds, I'm too vegetable, I can only consider gangsters B-level guilds.
The landlord's tone was a little yin and yang, and after reading the title and accompanying words, Gu Xiangran looked at the guild's enrollment conditions suspiciously.
After reading the conditions part, Gu Xiangran frowned, is this a provocation?
In the screenshot of the game, the dark night crystal without special effects shows that this is indeed just a D-class guild, and from the point of view of the location, it is the starting square, and the five guilds are present, and the joke is too big.
Although Gu Xiangran didn't like this kind of 'porcelain' behavior in his heart, he still looked down patiently, and his intuition told him that just this kind of content should not be enough to set off this kind of heat in the sand sculpture area.
"Huh?"
Gu Xiangran's eyes changed, things were really not that simple, after offering the harsh conditions that were comparable to those of the five major guilds when recruiting people, what was thrown out was an unimaginable welfare package.
[Today's hilarious, the world's first 'blind monk' is released! ] 】
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Below the post, this reply was pinned to the top with a very high degree of popularity, followed by a large number of posts ridiculing and sarcastically mocking the landlord.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, I'm really blind? Eyes do not need to be donated. ”
"You can look crooked, this is something I didn't expect."
"This wave, this wave is a 'vision shock'."
"If you are blind, you will be blind."
"From a certain point of view, the landlord has succeeded, this post has contracted my laughter for a year, touching, the landlord does not hesitate to sacrifice his own eyes, but also let us harvest laughter, proper top ten moving people of the year!"
Aside from this kind of reply, there are many players who are envious online.
"What's the name of this guild? How come I didn't come across such a guild in the first place? ”
"+1, please bring me one, who can give me a growth gear, I promise to pick it up and lick it every night."
"In? Is the guild still hiring? ”
"I'm an old player, I want to join, look at this new benefit, and then look at our guild, disgusting."
"I want to go too, but I'm an ordinary player, I'm crying, what about Mud Meng?"
"Haha, the victory of the Minotaur players, where are the Minotaur players, follow me and shout "Rise up"! ”
“+10086”
There are those who are amused, those who are envious, and those who naturally question them, and there are also quite a few of them.
"It's funny, no one really thinks that the D-class guild can come up with these benefits, right? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? ”
"That is, a typical painting flatbread, there is also a simple letter."
"Shameless, the pit has been abducted to such an extent, it is too good to blow, not to mention anything else, but also a growth equipment in everyone's hands?"
"There are still too many young people, and there are too few game routines that they are exposed to, and this kind of benefit is impossible for A-level guilds to take out casually, which is also deceiving new people."
……
It was originally a sand sculpture post, but it was made into a miasma because of all kinds of remarks, and there were endless arguments, but there was controversy, and there was heat, so the popularity of this post continued to rise, as for the landlord, it was long gone.
At this time, it is easy to make a mess when you stand up and take a stand, and it is clever to look at the ultimate topic you have caused and secretly laugh.
"Night Crystal..."
After reading this post for a long time, Gu Xiangran changed his clothes and walked into the game cabin, ready to land on Shenman.
……
"Wow, so handsome, how can there be such a handsome man?"
"Wow, it's so beautiful, this temperament is simply the goddess in my heart!"
"Wow, kawaii!"
The player 'Flower Sea' praised three times like a female nerve, and finally stared at the angel heart with starry eyes, excitedly rushed over to hug the angel heart, and buried his head in her chest.
"What a lovely sister, I'm dying, is this heaven?"
"You, what's the matter with you?"
The corners of Miyi's eyes jumped, and she had the urge to draw her sword and slash people, whether it was in the 'Night Apocalypse Palace' or outside, it was the first time she had met a guy with such a cheerful personality, which made her a little uncomfortable.
"Are you eligible?"
Looking at it ecstatic, it seemed that there was only a sea of flowers left in the heart of an angel in his eyes, Fang Ye turned to look at Liangcheng.
"Of course, to be honest, I also met several suitable guys out there, and I was hesitating to receive a message from you, so there is nothing to say, choose her immediately."
"Thin waist and long legs, beautiful girl, and very energetic ......"
"Getting to the point."
"Well, she's an angel."
"Got it."
Fang Ye nodded, the high-level race Angel Clan, the sea of flowers does meet the enrollment conditions, the Angel Clan, no wonder they have such a strong sense of closeness to the Angel Heart.
"Everyone, my name is Huahai, this year is seventeen, interest is games and all cute, handsome things, after joining the guild, I will work hard to make a strong contribution to the guild, so, please give me more advice in the future."
After some commotion, Huahai stood still, and after a brief self-introduction, he bent down politely.
Judging from her performance, this is a proper energetic girl, who has just arrived, but without any inhibitions and shyness, cheerful and confident.
"Now, the Night Apocalypse Guild has finally recruited the number of people it wants."
It is rare for Angel Heart to speak and summarize in front of so many people, and it can be seen that she is in a very good mood.
"It's indeed something to celebrate, but celebration should be left behind the 'World Guild Mission'."
Fang Ye put the topic on the right track, and Liang Cheng took over with a smile: "The World Guild mission has indeed been in an uproar recently, with all kinds of overwhelming publicity on official websites, forums, game self-media, etc. ”
"However, this is the first time that a world guild mission involving new players is involved, and it is natural that there will be this extent, which can be regarded as announcing the official start of Shenman 2.0, and in terms of rewards, it is rich and scary."
"I know, I know, this World Guild mission is actually a test for all new guild players, and it is also a good opportunity for major guilds to promote their reputation and show their strength."
Hua Hai jumped up and raised her hand, she was very excited to talk about this, she has always liked to be lively.
"Not only that, but this mission will be divided into two levels, one is the competition in the starting world, and the other is the "Ascending x Lily of the Valley" world set in the second layer of Bedra, which is much more difficult, so as to separate B-level and non-B-level guilds."
Speaking of this, Liang Cheng paused, looked at Fang Ye as if he knew very well, and then added:
"That's the case, the decision on which level of competition to participate in is still in the hands of the major guilds, Ye Qi, I plan to stand on the top stage, right?"