009 Children should study hard (2nd watch)

Masha just let the little girl hold him, and his Freudian skills told him that it was time to give the little girl a hug and touch her head.

According to Ma Sha's understanding, girls actually don't like others touching her head, after all, she doesn't know how much effort it took to take care of her hair, think about it from another perspective, the model that the old man worked so hard to put up, and he didn't want others to move around for fear of breaking it, didn't he?

But the hints of skills can't be wrong, maybe the little girl is still young, not yet old enough to spend a lot of energy on taking care of her hair?

Masha hugged the little girl and gently stroked her hair with her hand.

Unexpectedly, the little girl complained: "Don't touch my head!" I just washed it yesterday! ”

- You see, girls hate when people touch her hair! Wait, no, I followed the skill prompts, why did she react like this?

- Could it be...... Is this tsundere?

Masha continued to rub her hair, and the little girl didn't complain anymore, but rubbed back and forth on Masha's body.

Masha just thought that the little girl was really arrogant, but suddenly found that this guy was rubbing his nose on Masha!

He hurriedly tore the little girl off her body and kept her distance.

However, it was too late, and he already had a large lump of snot and tears in his abdomen.

"You guy!"

"Who told you to touch my head!" The little girl glared at Marsha, her eyes round and her cheeks bulging.

Masha glared at her as well, and the two of them stared at each other with wide eyes.

Little girl: "Turn off the lights!" ”

Masha looked down at himself, and he saw that he was not glowing.

"Niangniang, the concubine can't do it!" Masha responded.

The little girl didn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud.

While laughing and wiping tears: "I thought, I thought I would never see you again, second brother." ”

"Theoretically, yes."

- Because I'm not the second brother who has a lot of memories with you, I didn't even know that I would call your school by pretending to be an adult in the family.

The little girl obviously didn't hear what Ma Sha said, she wiped the tears that had just flowed out, performed a trick to change her face, broke into a smile, and looked at Ma Sha: "What should we do next?" Second brother, if you don't die, even if we win this time, right? We won the bad old man, didn't we? ”

Marsha: "Yes. But when you recognize me, you sabotage my plans. We'll be all exposed when he catches you in modern times. ”

The little girl patted her chest: "Second brother, don't worry, I will treat death as home!" ”

Masha is not at ease. It is obviously unrealistic to expect a little girl to see death as home.

The little girl herself was immediately deflated, and her upright little breasts deflated when she saw it: "...... But you're going to give me a little escape. I only have a rocket belt in my hand now, and I can't escape at all, I think your pocket watch is very powerful, second brother......"

"Don't even think about it." Masha interrupted the little girl, "Even if you get the pocket watch, you can't use it. ”

Marsha is a Freudian school who uses a pocket watch to make the opponent unable to attack, and then can kill the opponent with a cannonball.

The little girl doesn't have the ability to do that.

The little girl pouted: "Hmm...... Then you make me Frankenstein! I can see that it is better to become stronger faster than to practice magic for decades and become a great witch. ”

Masha really wants to educate the little guy that the mentality of taking shortcuts is unacceptable, but ......

- I don't seem to be qualified to educate others like this.

- I'm not taking a shortcut, I'm driving the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow modifier.

- Forget it, anyway, my plan is to make the little girl a weirdo and get stronger quickly. But before I could turn the little girl into Frankenstein, I had to get the implant first.

In order to get the implant, you have to use Enterprising Meow, so you have to let Enterprising Meow enter reality through the little girl.

So, there was actually only one thing to do for Masha from the beginning.

Masha pressed the little girl's shoulder: "Listen, if you want to be Frankenstein, you have to learn first." ”

The little girl immediately wrinkled her face: "Do you still want to study?" Can I not learn? ”

"I can't." Masha said coldly, "If you don't learn, I will die, and you will die." ”

Masha is not alarmist, his stock will last for ten to twenty days, and there is a whole lot of canned herring in it.

After these ten days and twenty days, Marsha's taste will definitely become very strange.

- Speaking of which, the Eskimos seem to have a more awesome dark dish, saying that after killing the seals, hollowing out the internal organs, stuffing the hunted petrels or other birds into the seal carcass, and then burying the seals full of dead birds into the soil and sealing them for natural fermentation.

- After the fermentation is complete, when it is eaten, the bird is taken out of the belly of the seal, and the tail is plucked off and sucked into the guts.

Strange to say, Masha, who had already eaten canned herring, was now a little tempted to try this dark dish.

Say, maybe it's going to be delicious?

The little girl looked at Masha and asked suspiciously, "Really?" ”

"Really. So you have to learn. ”

"To what extent?"

Masha pointed to the enterprising meow behind him, "Until you can see this cat." ”

"And the cats? Oh, so cute! ”

The little girl exclaimed, and her expression looked real.

Marsha: "You and I are Freudian students. ”

The little girl pursed her lips and looked at Masha with resentment.

Masha pointed to the cat: "Don't you see it, go and touch it." ”

The little girl pursed her lips: "The Freudian school is the most annoying, and it can't lie." So, what should I study? ”

Marsha: "Let's start with the math. ”

Masha thought carefully about what to teach the little girl.

Judging from the current level of "scientific" development in this world, Marie Curie should not have a deep understanding of quantum mechanics and the like, but she can see cats.

Masha figured that as long as she taught the most basic theories of quantum mechanics to the little girl, she should be able to see cats.

To do this, it is necessary to give her a sufficient foundation in mathematics.

The little girl looked reluctant, but she did not say anything again.

"So, I'm going to test your math first." With that, Masha pulled the little girl out of her room and walked towards the chart room.

There is a blackboard and pen and paper in the chart room, which is just right for lessons.

Moreover, there is no window in the chart room, so there is no need to worry about the little girl being shocked by the principles of the world when she looks out the window.

About an hour later.

Masha gave up.

"You...... Why are you so stupid! He said what he least liked to hear from his elders as a child.

The little girl said aggrievedly, "I'm not smart in the first place." ”

"You're smart! I think your brain is spinning fast. ”

"If you ask me about brain teasers, I'm sure I can do it, but I can't do math."

MASHA UNDERSTOOD VERY WELL AT THIS TIME, BECAUSE THE BUFF OF PSYCHOANALYSIS WAS ALREADY STACKED VERY HIGH, SO HE KNEW VERY WELL THAT THIS LITTLE GIRL WAS SUBCONSCIOUSLY RESISTING LEARNING, ESPECIALLY MATHEMATICS.

However, the Freudian skills that Masha now possessed could not eliminate the little girl's subconscious resistance.

Whether it is to meet the psychological needs of the little girl, or to adjust the instinct of life and death, it has no effect.

- It's over, she doesn't even want to learn mathematics, quantum mechanics has a high demand for mathematics, and it is estimated that teaching her will not work.

- It seems that this plan A is invalid, and it has to be replaced with plan B.

Marsha's plan B is to throw the little girl into the command chair and see if the little girl can become an apprentice of the school.

- Maybe it's done?

Marsa pulled the little girl out and picked her up and put her in the command chair before she could figure out what was going on.

And yet nothing happened.

Masha changed his chair again, but nothing happened.

The little girl looked at Ma Sha suspiciously: "What are you doing, second brother?" ”

"I'll exercise, and I'll carry you around."

Masha prevaricated casually and began to think about Plan C.

INTERVIEWER Maybe I could try to tell her some of the principles of quantum mechanics as anecdotes?

Marsha decided to give it a try.

"Old sister, let me tell you a story, this story is called "Adventures in the Physical World", ......"

The little girl looked at Masha pitifully: "Is this also part of learning?" ”

"No, it's an interesting story, but it contains some principles of physics."

Ma Sha didn't care about the state of the little girl, and began to "tell the story", but after only five minutes of talking, the little girl showed a painful expression: "Second brother, I feel a little wrong......

Masha could see that the little girl's current state was exactly the same as when Pierre Aronnas looked directly at the principles of the world.

- It's working! This shows that it has worked!

Masha said coldly to her sister, "Hold back! If you feel wrong, it's because you interact with the principles of the world, which means that this method has worked! Endure! ”

The little girl looked at Ma Sha with tears in her eyes and gritted her teeth: "Okay, I'll bear it, second brother, you continue!" ”