017 Beware of the Freudian School, see the advice to bite the tongue

At the same time that Ma Zili saw his old superiors, Chen Guangda pushed open the door of his house.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw his daughter Chen Sisi coming out of the toilet in pajamas, and saw him stunned for a few seconds before he said, "Dad, are you actually back?" ”

"What, this isn't my house anymore?"

“…… Still. Chen Guangda's wife, Zhou Xia, came out of the house with a face that was about to roar as a lion in Hedong, "I've been putting on makeup every day these days, and I'll probably get results soon." ”

Chen Guangda ignored his wife, he had long been accustomed to this level of yin and yang weirdness.

He came to the hall, knelt down in front of his son's tablet, and lit a new stick of incense and put it on.

This world theology is a new science, because of the per capita magician, human beings can ride on the head of nature with magic, and the soil in which theology was born is the awe of nature in the early days of human beings.

There will certainly be no theology in a world that does not fear nature, but instead there is worship of the great mages of all stripes.

What Rainbow Soloki, Strong Acid Venerable Yofu Ma, Muscle Sage Tamson Than, Eight Leaves Wife Killer Duncan, Toilet Burst Sage Kabbalah - the last one is the most legendary, because all spells named after him can cause the toilet in the caster's house to explode and go into the water.

The worship of these archmages took the place of Marsha's familiar earth theology.

Therefore, in this world, the tablet commemorating the deceased will be placed next to the symbol of the archmage that the waiter admires the most, which means that the waiter can worship his favorite archmage in that world and continue to study magic.

Next to the tablet of Chen Guangda's son is the emblem of Archmage Sbreth, a mediocre archmage who has made some taboo modifications to his body in pursuit of magic.

Many people believe that he was born too early and that the concept of science has not yet appeared, otherwise he should be relegated to the Frankenstein category.

Recently, there has been a lot of talk about "removing Sbreth's name from the World Mage Association Hall of Fame".

And Sblaise is Chen Guangda's son's favorite archmage.

After Chen Guangda put on the incense, he stared at the sign of the archmage with a complicated expression.

Although he finally placed the logo next to the tablet, it was only in accordance with the wish of his dead son.

Zhou Xia said in a weird manner behind her: "As soon as I come back, I know that I will incense the dead, and our mother and daughter are ignored by you like this." ”

Chen Guangda stood up, glanced at Zhou Xia, and said, "Keep up your figure well, work hard, and find someone who can take care of you for me." ”

"You!" Zhou Xia was so angry that her face was deformed, "Okay, I'll show you!" You stinky idiot, I was so blind to marry you back then! ”

"I appreciate what you did back then, you cheered me up. One day in the future, I hope I can repay you. ”

"Return? Will you repay by killing all the Frankensteiners in the world? ”

Chen Guangda didn't speak, went straight back to the room, and began to undress.

His daughter looked at his back, and stopped talking.

Chen Guangda suddenly remembered something, turned his head and ignored his angry wife, and asked his daughter directly: "Have any strange people been following you recently?" ”

"Yes!" His wife shouted, "Strange people every day! And we changed the door, and I think the new neighbors are all weird! Your wife and daughter are about to be captured by Frankenstein for experiments! ”

"Changed the door?" Chen Guangda finally set his eyes on his wife, "When did it happen?" ”

"Just a few days after you were demoted! You guy, I thought you'd go home often if you were demoted! Who would have thought that you would be more enthusiastic about your work! You're a psycho!

"I used to comfort myself that you were actually just trying to get promoted, and it was over when you got promoted, and now ...... When will this end? Can you kill Frankenstein in this world?

"Are you going to spend the rest of your life hunting Frankenstein?"

Chen Guangda nodded: "Yes, that's what I thought." ”

He paused, and then said: "You may be in danger recently, the newcomer on the other side should be coming at me, you should move." ”

Zhou Xia glared at him: "Do you think the two of us are usually not in danger?" Your daughter's most slippery magic right now is all kinds of escape magic, you know? Your wife and I have personally beaten away I don't know how many Frankensteins have come to seek revenge! ”

"Four, I know." Chen Guangda took off his shirt and pants, went directly to the bed, and closed his eyes, "These days are probably different, you go back to your parents' house to live for a while." They shouldn't rush to your hometown to get you. ”

"Chen Guangda, you remember that your wife is the former eldest lady, right? Why did I fall in love with you blindly, and why did I think I would be able to accept everything about you. I actually thought your ex-wife was a bastard back then, and she abandoned you because of her dead son. Now you find out that you're a bastard. ”

Chen Guangda didn't answer, and it seemed that he was really asleep.

Zhou Xia covered her face and cried silently.

Her daughter stepped forward and hugged her.

Zhou Xia cried and cried, and whispered, "Call your grandma and say that we are going to go home for a few days." ”

"Mom?"

"He said it was dangerous, and it was really dangerous. Let's go, pack our bags after fighting, and we'll go now. ”

The daughter was silent for a few seconds and said, "We...... You're not going to see your dad again, are you? ”

Zhou Xia looked at her daughter, and after a few seconds she said, "Yes." Don't you understand? Every time he goes out, he may not come back. So listen, even if you marry a playboy in the future, you can't marry a 'hero' that makes you obsessed.

"This is your mother's experience, you must never, you must remember it, you know?"

The daughter nodded.

Then she glanced at her father Chen Guangda, who was sleeping with the door open, hesitated and asked, "Mom, I have something I want to ask my father, I don't know if I can ask?" ”

"Just ask." Chen Guangda said suddenly.

Chen Sisi was taken aback.

She glanced at her mother, who nodded before asking, "Dad, I have a good friend Zheng Quanquan, who suddenly lost contact, contacted her family, and her family's attitude was strange......"

"Don't contact her again." Chen Guangda interrupted Chen Sisi's words, "You're a friend, the next time you meet her, I'm afraid you should pay attention to radiation protection." ”

"W-What do you mean?"

Literally. Your mother is right, it's better for a girl to marry a playboy than to marry a hero who attracts you. You're a good friend, you're just in love with a hero. ”

"Heroes?" Chen Sisi looked surprised, "How can I ...... Don't you understand, she's in love with a Frankenstein? Frankenstein isn't all ......"

"Yes, Frankenstein are bastards, bad people who don't deserve to die. However, in the eyes of the little girl who does not know the truth, they may be heroes who rebel against the unjust reality.

"Beware of the Freudian Frankenstein, in particular, be careful. If a man claims to be a Freudian Frankenstein to you, it is advisable for you to bite your tongue so that the results will be better. ”

Chen Guangda said solemnly.

"Okay, when that's done, hurry up and help your mother pack your luggage and go to grandma's house to hide."