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Qin Shi Huang looked at the Pizza Hut in Huang Xiaowei's hand, his eyes were green, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva deeply, suppressed the impulse in his heart, and said to His Highness's ministers: "Let's discuss it here today, and talk about it tomorrow." ”

"No."

After the ministers withdrew from the main hall, Qin Shi Huang couldn't pretend anymore, and ran down from the throne with a rolling belt, and a tiger pounced and went straight to the Pizza Hut in Huang Xiaowei's hands, as if he had not seen meat for decades, and stuffed it into his mouth while holding it, and the box containing the pizza was bitten off by him, Huang Xiaowei was so frightened that he had already hid to the side, he was really afraid that Qin Shi Huang would take him to his mouth.

Later, Qin Shi Huang simply put his head into the plastic bag, and only the sound of Qin Shi Huang's mouth was left in this quiet hall, Huang Xiaowei was worried that Qin Shi Huang would be choked to death, and kindly reminded: "Brother Win, why don't you eat slowly, don't worry." ”

"Put your mother's Luo Quanfart, do you know what kind of life Lao Tzu has lived in the past year and a half, I am a dignified king who can't even eat Pizza Hut, if I didn't see you, Lao Tzu would have fucking split your car first and then split your body, and finally threw the corpse into the wilderness to expose it."

At this time, a small eunuch outside the door said in a loud voice: "King Qiqi, General Meng Tian asks to see you." ”

"Let him get out of the way, Qin Shi Huang only cared about eating hard, and he didn't care who came from outside, maybe he didn't hear who came at all.

When Huang Xiaowei heard that Meng Tian was coming, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't listen to your king's fart, hurry up and let Lao Meng come in for me." ”

The little eunuch listened to Huang Xiaowei's words, and trembled with fright, I'm afraid that only the Marquis of Xiaoyao dares to say that the king's words are farts, there is no way, who made this marquis so different, even Xianyang City is his fiefdom. The little eunuch hurried to summon Meng Tian.

After less than half a minute, Meng Tian, who was dressed in extraordinary armor, walked into the main hall, Huang Xiaowei saw Meng Tian open his arms and shouted: "Old Meng, I want to kill you, Meng Tian saw that Huang Xiaowei also opened his hand appropriately, and smiled happily, but the next moment, Meng Tian sniffed his nose, and suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance, and looked towards Qin Shi Huang, who was squatting on the ground and eating alone, and the next second, Meng Tian's eyes also glowed with green light.......

Huang Xiaowei just ran in front of Meng Tian, ready to give him a longing hug, but a big foot kicked him out, and after a kick, Meng Tian mercilessly used a hungry tiger to snatch the Pizza Hut in the hands of Qin Shi Huang.

"General Meng, why do you want to rebel, get out of the way of the widow."

"King, the last general can't stand it anymore, so you can give me a bite."

"Dreaming, the widow himself is not enough to eat, hey, why are you still grabbing it, stop me, give me back the's chicken legs, ahh.......h I relied on General Meng for a few chicken wings, you fought too hard, right? ”

"Don't underestimate the last general, after staying with Xiaowei for three months, the last general's face has increased very objectively, and ....... Hey, hey, hey, ahh......h

"Even if you poop on it today, the widow will still be able to eat it."

Huang Xiaowei sat on the ground and looked at the scene in front of him in astonishment, aren't these two refugees in front of him really refugees who have just escaped from Africa, damn, don't say that Lao Tzu knows them.......

........

Twenty minutes later, Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian sat on the ground, and at the same time hiccuped comfortably, Huang Xiaowei looked down the messy ground, and found that there was nothing except the plastic bag and the packaging box that Qin Shi Huang had bitten a bite into, even the chicken bones went into the stomachs of the two of them, Meng Tian came a little late, and it took a lot of effort to snatch half a pizza and a few chicken wings from under Qin Shi Huang's tiger's mouth, and he was still licking his fingers at this time.

Huang Xiaowei leaned over to Meng Tian and said, "Old Meng, let me ask you something, how long has it been since I left last time?" ”

Meng Tian glanced at him complainingly and said, "No more, no less, it's exactly a year and a half, and South Korea just fought two days ago." ”

At this time, Huang Xiaowei suddenly felt creepy, as if he was being targeted by some beast, and smiled at Qin Shihuang in embarrassment: "That....... Brother Win, congratulations on winning a country...... The Pizza Hut just now is even a celebration banquet that my brother and I have given you, Huang Xiaowei took a few steps back as he spoke, trying to keep a safe distance from Qin Shi Huang.

Because he was busy eating Pizza Hut before, Qin Shi Huang didn't have the kung fu to worry about Huang Xiaowei, but now that he was full, the nameless fire in Qin Shi Huang's stomach came up, stood up, and chased Huang Xiaowei all over the hall.

"Hey, it, Ying Zhengzheng, you crossed the river and demolished the bridge, just after eating what Lao Tzu bought, hit Lao Tzu, be careful of the thunder and thunder."

Qin Shi Huang knocked down Huang Xiaowei, pinched someone's neck and scolded loudly: "Grandma, didn't you say before you left last time that you would come back in a week, the widow is waiting for you every day looking forward to the stars and the moon, you are good, it will be a year and a half to leave, and the widow almost jumped into the river to see if he can go back." ”

"Uh...... Belch...... Huang Xiaowei was pinched by Qin Shi Huang and rolled his eyes.

.........

After Huang Xiaowei explained the error to them, Qin Shi Huang's face looked a little better, and he snorted coldly: "Since this is the case, then the widow will not blame you, but in the next second, the first emperor immediately changed his face, put his arm around Huang Xiaowei's shoulders and said with a smile: "I said Xiaowei, how did the widow ask you to do before?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was already accustomed to Qin Shihuang's death, and nodded: "It's basically done, but Brother Ying has something I want to ask you, how many people do you plan to bring with you when you go back this time, I don't think you need to bring too much, just get a thousand numbers to fool Mingyue, anyway, that girl will definitely not be able to see it." ”

Qin Shi Huang immediately shook his head and said: "How can this work, you can't fool anyone to fool her, besides, the widow hasn't seen that girl for a year and a half, can you not prepare a big gift for her, as for how many people to bring?" "Qin Shi Huang pulled his fingers and counted for a long time: 'Now there are about 30,000 forbidden troops in Xianyang City, so it's okay, I'll take 10,000 people, well, very good, very good.'"

"One ........ 10,000 ....... Huang Xiaowei's brain made up the scene of 10,000 Qin troops appearing in the modern city, what is this special........ I think it's better to trick Jiang Mingyue to the foot of the mountain outside the suburbs, there is usually no shadow there, just after Qin Shihuang proposed, just let the soldiers and horses go back along the wormhole, yes, just do it.

After Huang Xiaowei said his suggestion, Qin Shi Huang glanced at Meng Tian inadvertently, and Meng Tian stood up and said, "King, then I will go and select soldiers and horses for you first." ”

"Well, there is General Laomeng, and by the way, he is summoning Li Si into the palace for the widow."

"No."

.......

As soon as Huang Xiaowei returned home in the afternoon, Dongfang Qing ran towards him excitedly with a small earthen pot, a pair of beautiful eyes full of excitement, Huang Xiaowei could probably guess why Dongfang Qing was so excited, because even through the lid of the can, it still couldn't stop the tempting fragrance of Buddha jumping over the wall.

Huang Xiaowei opened the lid of the can, a strong fragrance came, looking at the smell of this fragrance Huang Xiaowei was almost drunk, carefully took out a piece of shrimp and put it in his mouth, the moment he entered the mouth, Huang Xiaowei was frozen in place like a lightning strike, and the meow was so delicious.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were holding a jar of Buddha jumping over the wall and sitting on the sofa to eat, Xiao Wan'er also played with them, and the two old men had to feed the little ancestor from time to time.

Huang Xiaowei hugged Dongfang Qing and kissed him fiercely: "Wife, you are so genius, you really restored the ancestral Buddha jumping over the wall, I seem to have seen countless banknotes waving at us again." ”

Dongfang Qing is a very rational woman, she understands that although the Buddha jumped over the wall has been restored by herself, but this is only the first step, if you want to really promote this dish to all over the world, you still need a lot of funds and means of support, Dongfang Qing has thought about it, and plans to carry out small-scale promotion in Huang Xiaowei's hotel first, and then rely on Huang Xiaowei's competition to win more than 20 million, methodically inject funds, and then grow bigger little by little, I believe that soon, she will be able to get back everything that once belonged to her.

At night, Huang Xiaowei lay on the bed, hugged Xiao Wan'er, who was already asleep, hugged Dongfang Qing's delicate body and asked, "Wife, did Mingyue promise to go out to climb the mountain with you tomorrow?" ”

Dongfang Qing looked at her phone and said, "Well, she agreed, saying that she would come to your house tomorrow morning, hey, I haven't asked you yet, which tendon are you pumping again, how do you remember to climb the mountain?" ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled mysteriously and said, "Hehe, you'll know tomorrow, and....... There are some things that you might know tomorrow. ”

Dongfang Qing glanced at Huang Xiaowei thoughtfully, she didn't understand what he said just now, but she didn't care about it, she could know tomorrow anyway, and she was not in a hurry at this time.

"I'm sleepy, let's go to bed with the lights off."

"Okay, okay."

"Hey, don't touch it."

Huang Xiaowei: "....... Knock on the door......."

.........

In the Xianyang Palace, Qin Shi Huang looked at the stars in the sky and muttered secretly: "Mingyue, wait for the widow, the widow will come soon." ”

Meng Tian appeared behind him and hugged his fists and said: "Your Great King, the 10,000 forbidden army has been selected, a total of 6,000 cavalry, 4,000 infantry, the whole army has been waiting for the enemy, and 50,000 captains have been stationed outside the city, just wait for the king's order, my Great Qin Iron Cavalry will definitely break through all those who dare to wave their swords at the king." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled coldly and said, "Very good. ”

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