48 Fuck your sister's husband
"Tangerine, what are you looking at me for? Did you suddenly discover my beauty of sinking fish and geese and closing the moon and flowers, and couldn't help but be fascinated by me? Liang Qian relied on her thick skin, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
Li Qingyun......
Li Qingyun became more and more helpless with Liang Qian, shook his head and sighed, Li Qingyun turned around and walked forward.
"Tangerine, don't go that way, my mother and Maomao are going this way." Liang Qian said.
However, Li Qingyun didn't mean to stop at all, just kidding, I went to see it yesterday, and there was no Hengheng figure at all, of course I changed places today. Liang Qian reluctantly followed, and at the same time used her mobile phone to notify Liang's mother.
Li Qingyun thought about his plan to get revenge on Liang Qian at night as he walked, and he decided not to condone Liang Qian's heinous criminal behavior of hurting himself by helping his reputation.
The little white female cat followed from a distance, and Li Qingyun looked at it suspiciously. Because Li Qingyun visually measured that the combat effectiveness of this thin little female cat was too scummy.
"Meow (hello)" A friendly voice came into Li Qingyun's ears. Li Qingyun turned his head to look, and not far away, a thin orange cat was staring at him with wide eyes.
"Meow (hello)" didn't feel the malice of the orange cat, Li Qingyun said kindly.
"Meow," the orange cat asked.
"Meow (no)" Looking at the thin size of the orange cat, Li Qingyun said helplessly. At the same time, he turned his head and glanced at Liang Qian, do you want Liang Qian to go home and get some cat food?
The orange cat came to Li Qingyun's side with a dead mouse in his mouth, put the mouse down, and looked at Li Qingyun.
"What is this?" Li Qingyun looked at the orange cat's movements suspiciously, not understanding what the orange cat meant at all. Li Qingyun realized that he didn't understand the social behavior of cats at all, which was very bad. Will cats suspect that they are human? It seems that we need to learn the social behavior of cats. But with whom do you learn from it? Do you want to learn from Little Happiness? But when I think of Xiao Xingfu, I don't even dare to go out, a typical house cat, I'm afraid it's not as good as myself. The figure of the hairy dead ghost crossed in front of Li Qingyun's eyes, forget it, I'd better teach myself. Li Qingyun made a wise decision.
Seeing that Li Qingyun's face was full of doubts, the orange cat pushed the mouse in front of Li Qingyun and motioned for Li Qingyun to eat with his eyes.
Do you want to co-author it for yourself? But why? I'm not familiar with it, so it's the first time I've met today. Are cats so hospitable, and they give them food when they meet for the first time? This seems to be different from the rumor that the orange cat is a foodie!
"Hey, it's a male orange cat!" Liang Qian discovered the truth with sharp eyes.
"Wait, Orange Male? Tangerine is a female orange cat, and the 5 little milk cats she gave birth to are also orange cats, and the male orange cat also gives orange food, is it ...... Is it the father of the little milk kitten and the husband of the orange? Liang Qian felt that she was more Conan than Sherlock Holmes at this time. At the same time, the gossip spirit was haunted, and he took out his mobile phone and took a picture. She decided to compare herself with the little milk cat at home when she got home to see if it looked like it. It's not like that...... Anyway, orange cats are all green on their heads.
"No wonder Tangerine came out in such a hurry, he must have seen this orange cat that day. Tangerine is full of affection for her husband! But where is this orange cat worthy of my oranges? Liang Qian looked at the male orange cat scrutinically, like looking at the orange pig who wanted to arch his own fresh and tender cabbage.
"Meow (eat)" The orange cat pushed the mouse in front of Li Qingyun again, looking at Li Qingyun with blazing eyes.
"Meow (why)" Li Qingyun's face was full of doubts. At the same time, he looked at the dead rat with disgust, for him who was once a human, it was too difficult to eat mice. It's no less big than eating dead rats when he turns into a human.
The orange cat lowered its head in embarrassment, first rolling on the ground, then twisting its body.
"It's ...... Dancing? The question mark on Li Qingyun's head became even bigger.
"Meow (follow me)" Seeing that Li Qingyun didn't say anything, the orange cat shouted at Li Qingyun.
Li Qingyun followed the orange cat with a puzzled face.
"Ah, are they going to do that kind of thing? Is it appropriate for me to go along? After taking a few steps, Liang Qian suddenly reacted.
"Tangerines are too debauched, and they ...... in broad daylight I said it came out and waved, and it looked at me angrily. But I haven't seen the cat pairing yet, so it should be okay to go and see it, right? Liang Qian followed quietly behind her, as cautious and cautious as a thief entering the house.
Seeing everyone leaving, the white she-cat rushed over and picked up the mouse on the ground and quickly disappeared. It is different from Li Qingyun, it is a stray cat, and it knows the preciousness and hard-won food.
"Meow (right here)" came to a corner, and the male orange cat said proudly to Li Qingyun.
Looking at the corner, Li Qingyun's face wrinkled into question marks.
"Hey, here...... It's not hidden, people come and go, and the orange is really open. Liang Qian said with bright eyes.
Li Qingyun curiously walked to the corner of the wall and looked at it carefully with wide eyes. Suddenly, Li Qingyun frowned and slowly retreated, because he smelled a strange and unpleasant smell.
Li Qingyun frowned and looked at the orange cat, and the orange cat looked at Li Qingyun expectantly.
Li Qingyun's eyes widened in surprise, because he knew what this smell was.
"Meow (looking for death)" Li Qingyun hit the orange cat with one paw. The hateful orange cat, who looks quite honest, dares to play tricks on himself and let himself smell its urine.
Meow (what's wrong?) The orange cat looked confused.
"Hey, what's going on? Didn't you just do it well? Are they preparing—foreplay? Tangerines still have this hobby. "Detective Liang Holmes Qian concludes that her imagination is richer than her breasts.
"Meow Meow (actually made me smell your pee)" Li Qingyun glared at the orange cat, ready to beat it to death.
"Meow Meow (why don't you play cards according to the routine)" The orange cat looked at Li Qingyun aggrievedly.
"Routine? What routine? "Li Qingyun has never felt that being a cat is so complicated and tiring as he is today.
"Tangerine, you're such a! Don't you see that it's pursuing you and wants to reunite with you? Liang Qian, who understood, said.
"What's incomprehensible? Wait, pursue me? But it's a male cat, and he's a man! Oh yes, she's a she-cat now. Li Qingyun thought of it with great grief and indignation, and at the same time, a very terrifying feeling hit his whole body like an electric current. I was pursued by a male orange cat! God, do you want to play with me like this? I'd rather you slash me with a thunderbolt.
God cooperated and slashed a thunderbolt down.
Li Qingyun looked up at the cloudless sky, with a frightened expression on his face, God, I was joking just now, don't take it seriously!
"Meow meow meow (go away, I'm not interested in you)" Li Qingyun glared at the orange cat.
"Meow Meow (No, I'm going to chase you)," the orange cat said with a determined face.
"Meow meow meow (don't go, don't go and beat you)" Li Qingyun was very simple and rude.
"Meow ......"
Seeing that the orange cat wanted to say something, Li Qingyun, who was very depressed, hit the orange cat with one paw, and the orange cat screamed and ran away quickly.
"Tangerine, how did you knock it off? It's your husband! Liang Qian asked.
My husband? Li Qingyun looked at Liang Qian with a confused face, how did you use your non-online IQ to tell that it was my husband's?
"Meow meow (go to your sister's husband)" Li Qingyun roared angrily in the sky.