King Kong Cat doesn't care: "Hermes is Hermes, maybe you are tired of shouting that day, change it to Sherlock Holmes for me!" ”

Liu Tianshan was a little trembling: "I said big sisters, big brothers, it's okay if you step on me like this, if my daughter-in-law asks online, what do you say?" You can't tell the truth! ”

Su Sushu: "What's wrong?" Want us to partner up to cheat on your daughter-in-law? ”

Liu Tianshan sweated: "How dare I? I'll give you a code. If my daughter-in-law uses my number, it must be normal. What about me, after going online, I will say hello to everyone first, verify the identity, if my daughter-in-law changes me, I will type a random number, such as 666, 888 or something. Everyone must be inclusive! ”

Fu Tao said earnestly: "You all heard it? For the sake of the sexual happiness of Tianshan, everyone must keep this matter in mind! However, in order to give Tianshan a chance to show his heart, wait for this bear child, Tianshan, ah......"

Liu Tianshan nodded: "Understand, understand!" I'm the first to go up and weigh this bear kid! ”

Qin Xiaoman was still following the bear child, far away, and everyone didn't know what she was talking to the bear child.

Liu Tianshan thought hard all the way, and at this time he seemed to have a way. He summoned the hound to step forward alone, leaving the others to watch the excitement from afar: "Xiao Man, you come back first." Look at how Brother Tianshan deals with this bear child! Before he could get closer, he saw the boy raise his hand, as if something had been thrown at him!

Su Cheng saw it really and shouted, "Tianshan be careful!" ”

Liu Tianshan turned his head when he heard this: "What's the matter?" "And then something seemed to hit him on the head!" Bang" - it's a cannonball! When Liu Tianshan reacted, a red number '1', which was one size larger than usual, emerged from the top of his head.

This bear child's artillery battle also has a little attack power that forcibly loses blood!

Liu Tianshan and the bear child were shocked! Liu Tianshan is defenseless, and the bear child is afraid of hurting people. At this time, Liu Tianshan's pet hound saw that the owner was 'attacked', and pounced on the bear child with a "Wang" sound!

Qin Xiaoman's eyes were quick, and a 'pacification technique' was brushed to the hunting dog, and the hunting dog slowed down and was shouted back by Liu Tianshan: "Da Mao, come back!" ”

As the name suggests, most of them are bald with three handfuls of short hair on their heads, small eyes and bones, and a garlic nose with a clear nose. At this time, the doll was patting her chest: "Ha dead baby!" You're such a big guy that you don't even know how to dodge from the artillery battle! ”

Liu Tianshan can also speak Sichuan, and his daughter-in-law is from Sichuan: "Little doll, do you believe it or not, I called you Lao Tzu Niang to spank your ass?" Artillery battles can hurt people, do you know? ”

"Say you're honest, you're still not convinced? It's big fur – I said you Lange give dogs their personal names? It's really a poke. It's a big hair, I can't hurt it even if I throw a cannon fight! Isn't it, big hair? ”

Da Mao ignored Sanmao and only followed Liu Tianshan in circles.

Liu Tianshan's mouth cannon is not as good as Sanmao, and he feels embarrassed: "You are amazing!" Do you dare, well, compete with me? It's farther than which one can throw this cannon battle! ”

"Compare to compare! Compete with you, and I'll have one less cannonball. Do you want to compensate me? Sanmao was not worried at all.

"If you lose, give me all your artillery battles. If I lose, I'll give you a gold coin! Enough for you to buy more gunfire! Than not? ”

"It's better than one? Here you go! As soon as Sanmao's eyes rolled, he handed Liu Tianshan a cannonball: "You lose it first!" ”

Liu Tianshan turned around and smiled smugly at the Seven Swords. His strength is higher than that of ordinary thirty-one level characters, and he also has ordinary throwing skills, and the game of throwing a cannon battle, even if there are more than thirty people in front of Seven Swords, only one or two people can throw farther than him.

This artillery battle is an ordinary hanging whip split, the weight is very light, put in reality, no matter how powerful people can't throw it far. Unlike the game, as long as you use a skill, you can also throw the attack distance of a skill recently. Liu Tianshan threw out a distance of thirty-five positions.

At this distance, how can Sanmao, a child with a snot drag, be able to throw it?

What a quirky bear child, this guy coughed loudly twice, spat out a big mouthful of spit, then crouched down, used this spit to make a walnut-sized ball of mud, and then stuffed the cannon into the mud, wrapped it tightly - rounded his arm twice and afterburned, and then let go!

Liu Tianshan lost.

"How does it feel to be slapped in the face?" No one comforted the poor man.

Liu Tianshan covered his face and returned to the team, and a large row of private chats began to refresh: "A barbecue!" Or I'll spread the word about it all over the Holy Way! ”

"Brother Shan! Two ** beers, buddy shut up! ”

The girls were kinder: "Brother Shan, we discussed it, as long as you bring Xiao Shanzi and let us play for a long time, the sisters will collectively shut up!" ”

Liu Tianshan was dizzy, so he had to post a text bubble of the current scene: "Let's come and ravage me together, okay?" Don't take turns one by one! Tonight – tomorrow night! Two lamb chops per person and a ** beer. The two beauties are really red and take them back and divide them! ”

"Tonight—tomorrow, is it two days?"

"Tomorrow!" Liu Tianshan panicked: "I have to quit smoking for half a month!" ”

Su Cheng didn't know why at first, and when he saw everyone's drooling and applauding emojis, he also guessed clearly: "Tianshan Province is provincial." Today, everyone can go over the fire prevention task in Shihong Village, and the studio will pay for dinner! Those who are not in Little Rock will receive ten gold coins each! ”

Liu Tianshan was grateful: "Boss, you saved your employees from fire and water, you deserve to be a good boss in Huaxia!" She Shenhui can't repay your great kindness in this life! ”

Su Cheng: "Next!" ”

King Kong Cat: "Boss Su, you are wise and martial, the jade tree is in the wind, and the current command of the enemy is determined." My admiration for you is like a surging river that cannot be broken......"

Su Cheng: "...... I mean...... What do you say, me? I mean, who is willing to go up and fight Sanmao next! It's not to shout that the next person will come up and slap me on the back and disgust me! I ......"

Feng Wu Jiutian: "Hahaha, boss, haha, I'll go next, hahaha." Everyone wait for me for a while, I ......, my stomach hurts......"

I can't control this kind of thing.

Waiting for Feng Wu Jiutian to tidy up, as if wiping his tears in reality, two minutes passed when he stepped forward with the elven phrase.

"Sanmao! Sister is here to compare with you, okay? Or better than throwing artillery battles. Whoever throws far wins! ”

"Humph! I'm so scared! Do you have a bet of three gold coins? ”

Feng Wu was puzzled: "The big brother in front is a gold coin!" ”

"He's too intellectually low! You're different! ”

Liu Tianshan was shot again and almost buried his head in the soil!

Sanmao still has conditions: "You are an archer, I allow you to use a bow and arrows." Three gold coins! ”

The intelligence is higher than Liu Tianshan, but it is still inevitable to be despised! Feng Wu stopped talking, took over the cannonball, and tied it directly to the head of a bone arrow: "That tree in front!" ”

The tree was far away from the entrance of the village, a full sixty yards away, which was not an interval that could be reached by manpower.

Hit it right away!

Sanmao praised: "Sister Feng, your archery skills are better than those of the hunters in the village, but the appearance of this arrow is too ugly!" ”

Feng Wu's face darkened, my sister spent an enchanted bone arrow to increase the shooting distance this time!

After Sanmao praised Sister Feng, she touched her body a few times, and actually took out a little bird, which was still alive! The bear child tied the cannon to the bird's paw and let go: "Sister Feng, you lost!" ”

Feng Wu Jiutian was stunned for a long time before he smiled and said: "Now Tianshan can rest assured, after all, my way is not alone!" Who wants to try Sanmao's means? ”

There are more than thirty Seven Swords mercenaries, and none of them dare to squeak!

Su Cheng shook his head, he still had to rely on himself at the critical moment: "I'll come." Let's say okay first, if my brother extinguishes the prestige of this bear child, none of you will want to take the bonus! You also want to go to Saibei Spring to invite me to a meal - my meal fee, you share it evenly! ”

No one dares to scare Boss Su at this time. Everyone was chatting with Qin Xiaoman privately: "You go, scold him!" It's so arrogant! ”

Qin Xiaoman had no choice but to muster up his courage: "Su ...... Brother Orange, I have no opinion! ”

There was a sigh in the chat.

Qin Xiaoman spoke again: "But Brother Orange, if you can't deal with Sanmao, how can you explain it to everyone?" ”

"Xiao Man is so good! Everyone has your back! ”

"Sister Xiao Man is mighty!"

"So handsome, Xiao Man! Man, you can't make him too sassy! ”

……

Su Cheng said slowly: "If I can't get by, I'll invite everyone!" If you have no comments, you are welcome!! ”

The applause was sparse......

"Boss Su is not authentic! There is no need to do it, you have to wait for everyone to fall into the pit before you play the savior! ”

"Yes!"

Su Cheng smiled: "Without Tianshan Mountain and Fengwu to explore the way, I can't think of this way." I can't be completely sure yet. Try it, anyway, inviting everyone to dinner is what my big brother should do! ”

Fu Tao: "What do you mean?" In terms of age, I'm the big brother! ”

"Who cares about age? Who can take everyone through the mission, who is the big brother! Isn't it, Boss Su? ”

You're too unambitious, aren't you?

Even more unambitious to speak: "Play yes!" Whoever cares about the food is the big brother! Peaches bloom! "Little friend, I'll compare with you. Want a lot of gold? ”

Sanmao looked at Su Cheng fixedly: "I don't compare with you." Definitely lose! ”

The eyes of the Seven Swords were wide-eyed: What is Sanmao going to do? If you don't compare, you will admit defeat, is this still the 'invincible' bear child in everyone's mind?

Su Cheng also didn't understand what he meant: "Why do you have to lose if you compete with me?" ”

Sanmao looked at the group of 'Han Da' behind Su Cheng and whispered, "Your intelligence is too high. I've heard that when intelligence reaches a certain height, there will be a wisdom bonus. These people are amazing! I don't dare to compete with you. ”

Level 5 higher than the observation subject, you can see all of the opponent's public information. If the level is higher than the other party, but less than level 5, you can see part of the other party's information - the system will randomly block some, but if you look at it a few more times, you can see it all. If the level is lower than that of the observer, you can only see the name, rank, and main class of the other person. Sanmao, a low-level NPC with a snot, at most ten levels, can actually see some hidden information of Su Cheng at the thirty-first level, this kid is amazing!

The Seven Swords players behind Su Cheng were all in awe: The children are so powerful! Brother Orange is even more powerful!

Su Cheng also praised such NPCs: "Children, you are amazing!" Then do you know that if you only have intelligence and lack the courage to face failure, your intelligence will never reach the height of wisdom! ”

Sanmao blinked: "What you said seems to make sense." Do I want Lange & Söhne? ”

"Keep playing with me! I know that I will lose, and I have to try it. You may lose a few artillery battles in your hand, but you know why you lost and how you lost, and you won't lose like this once! Intelligence without courage can never become wisdom! ”

"Good! I'm compared to you. My bet is on these cannonballs! Sanmao took out a cannonball: "One, two...... And five more! Bet it will use up two, and there will be only three left. What's your bet? ”

This kid can't be compared to NPCs like Zhang Xuming, Su Cheng wants to make friends with him: "The two of us don't care about gold coins!" I don't want your firecrackers, as long as you tell me why you're setting off firecrackers everywhere. Of course, even if I'm going to win, I'm going to take out the bet first! You see......"

"What are you seeing? You're empty-handed! ”

"You're a big guy too! Look at my name! ”

"Oh, you're still a high-ranking blacksmith. What is the relationship between a name and a bet? ”

"If I lose, I'll give you a golden slingshot - use the tendons of the Warcraft Phantom Goldenhorn Deer to make a stretch! Good no good? ”

Sanmao's saliva flowed: "Okay! We pull the hook! ”

Pull the hook, pull the hook, why do you have to wipe a handful of snot?

"Change hands!" Su Cheng is not polite at all!

After the two pulled the hook, they were ready to compete.

Su Cheng used his hand to shoot the firecracker thirty-five yards with an arrow. Even skills are useless.

Sanmao looked at Su Cheng strangely, and raised his hand to release the bird.

King Kong shouted in the crowd: "I know, the boss will shoot the bird with his hand, so it's a win!" His smug eyes scanned the crowd, and when he looked back, he was dumbfounded.

The little bird only flew a few steps away, and in mid-air it made a turn, flew to Su Cheng's shoulder and stopped, chirped twice, and wiped Su Cheng's cheek twice with his beak very intimately, as if he was making a veneer salute.

The secret of the flame of life is also known only to the shareholders and the first two or three players in the Seven Swords Mercenary Group. Seeing the unfazed look of the old members, the candy aristocracy held back the question in his heart and didn't ask, but he couldn't help it: "Brother Cat, boss, what kind of skill is this?" ”

King Kong Cat looked stinky: "This is the boss's unique skill, you want to know?" Ask him yourself! ”

Su Cheng rubbed two fingers on the bird's head twice, and then took off the cannon tied to the bird's leg: "You lost!" But it's a secret why the bird flew up to my shoulder! Would you like to know? ”

Sanmao's eyes flashed: "What I want is to make myself smarter." Hee-hee, I did it! Keep your secrets to yourself! ”

Su Cheng praised him from the bottom of his heart: "Your intelligence has improved a little, it's not in vain that I bothered to talk to you for a long time." Still, I want to know why you're throwing artillery battles all over the village! ”

Sanmao looked around and pulled out a red dialog box for Su Cheng: "I have been able to see some things that I can't see since I was a child." My mom wouldn't let me tell anyone about it, saying I was born with yin and yang eyes. Don't tell anyone else, they'll treat me like a monster! ”

Su Cheng said: "Very amazing ability! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else. When you set off firecrackers, you want to blow up things that others can't see? ”

"Hey! It's some very small fire sprites. A slingshot can be scattered. But my slingshot was weak, and I couldn't hit it accurately. I'll just find some leftover whips from last year's New Year, and I can blow one up in one ha! ”

You set off firecrackers for fire safety? Su Cheng was suspicious in his heart, he raised an index finger and released a little fire of life: "Can you see what's on this finger?" ”

Sanmao's eyes widened, and for the first time he couldn't believe his eyes: a small flame appeared on the Lord's fingers. He must have been sure that it was a small flame, but why, the little bird he had released was not afraid of the flame, and flew into the hands of the Lord and looked left and right at the flame. Although the little bird did not dare to get too close to the flame, the intimacy was so obvious that it was not at all afraid of any flames. Of course, he didn't know that the fire of life, which only existed in the blood of the phoenix, had a powerful attraction for any ordinary bird. That's the devotional worship that lurks in the veins of birds at work.

Knowing that Sanmao could see his own fire of life, Su Cheng collected the flame, flicked his fingers, and the bird flew up, hovering above his head and flying away.

This child has been helping the village with firefighting, but he is misunderstood by himself. What's even more speechless is that Sanmao has done such a great good deed, but he can't reward him. Yes, once it is known that this kid has a pair of yin and yang eyes, whether it is NPCs or players, they will flock to it, bringing countless unpredictable troubles to Sanmao!

Su Cheng looked at the Seven Swords. Although he is willing to trust these brothers and sisters, there are many people, and as long as he speaks about it, there is no way to ensure the secrecy of the news. He made a decision in an instant: to help Sanmao keep it secret, and only when he was sure that he could help Sanmao could he disclose this secret inside the Seven Swords.

"Lao Zhang! Old Zhao's family! Su Cheng shouted on the mercenary channel.

"Yes, yes, yes. What's the matter with oranges? ”

"Tell Rose, go to the storehouse and get a pair of phantom golden-horned antlers and tendons and send them to me!"

……

"Sanmao, where is the mailbox in the village? You take me on a trip. My friend has prepared some materials for you to make a slingshot and sent it. Let's go get it together. When you're done, take me to the blacksmith's shop, and I'll give you a beautiful slingshot right now!" ”

"Good!" Sanmao jumped up: "Where, aren't you afraid of my yin and yang eyes?" ”

"I'm scared—I'm scared!" Amused Sanmao, Su Cheng asked him, "What else can you see besides the fire elves?" ”

"There are also water spirits, earth spirits, and wind spirits, all of which are very small and fun things! Sometimes I can light a fire in a very wet place, hide something in a conspicuous place, and after a while, it will be covered in dust! ”

Wait, this is not the yin and yang eyes, this is the eyes that can see the elements!

"Sanmao...... Su Cheng said while thinking: "You are an amazing child, you have a pair of magical eyes. However, this matter must be kept secret until you grow up! ”

"My mother also told me to keep it a secret, saying that there would be no room for a child with yin and yang eyes in the village. Over there, it's a mailbox. ”

Phantom Goldenhorn has a Phantom Impact skill, which can be considered a must-hit attack as long as it is not too far away from the target. Using deer tendons also increases the chance of getting secondary attributes. But to make it golden, Su Cheng is not too sure. After all, he hadn't ever made such a joke-like 'offensive weapon', or he would use copper ore and add a gold coin, so that the color of the equipment would be golden, regardless of the quality!

But looking at Sanmao's elated appearance, Su Cheng really couldn't bear to ask him if he would like to take a blue-quality slingshot: "Sanmao, are there any ruffians and hooligans in the village?" ”

Sanmao's intelligence is really not low: "Adults are afraid that they will rob me of my slingshot, right?" It's okay, my third uncle is the captain of the Autumn Guardian Team! ”

"Is that okay? I'll give you two pairs of slingshots, one white one, which you usually hold and practice on. A golden one, specially designed for you to fire the elemental! Look, we're going to guard against those hooligans from snatching your slingshot, aren't we? If you're always holding a golden slingshot, it's hard for you to keep them guarded by them! Your third uncle can help you, but this slingshot is going to be stolen, and your third uncle can't help it, right? ”

"Are you afraid that you won't be able to hit a golden slingshot?" Sanmao tilted his head and asked.

Su Cheng said honestly: "I haven't fought this thing." It is estimated that it will take a few more fights to hit the golden quality. It's all up to you. I just want you to be careful and don't lose it. Alas, when I was a kid I could only play with slingshots made of wood. The best thing I ever had was when I accidentally lost it! ”

"You are a nobleman, how can you use a slingshot made of wood? Deceitful! ”

"Hehe, don't believe it. My title of nobility was earned by my own efforts! When I was a child, my family was very poor! Poorer than your family! You see, you can still wear new clothes, when I was your age, but I could only wear old clothes or adult clothes changed to small for me to wear! ”

"It turns out that you were also pitiful when you were a child!"

"Sanmao, you are so smart and have a pair of magical eyes. Maybe when you grow up to my age, you can become a nobleman and find a group of subordinates to serve your mother! ”

That's an ambitious goal! Sanmao's eyes began to light up again: "Hmm! I will definitely try my best! My lord, why are you so nice to me? ”

"What a thing! I can't find a better way to reward you! You see, there are more than 30 foreign adventurers behind me, all of whom came to Shihong Village to be 'fire observers', just to prevent fires! But this bunch of rice buckets, so many people, the firefighting work done in Shihong Village is not as good as you alone! "Pickled up his own people, Su Cheng didn't feel a little guilty, anyway, now he has a private dialog box.

"Isn't that easy? You can help me find a master! Be capable! Don't dislike my yin and yang eyes! Someone who can give me an apprentice's salary! Want...... What do you think I'm doing? ”

Su Cheng glared and said, "If you want to eat and sleep, if you can find an old mother to help you do laundry and sweep the floor, if you can get all the artifacts!" Okay? ”

Can you do that? Sanmao doesn't believe it!

"With such a master, I'll go first!" Seeing that Sanmao was a little deflated, Su Cheng also felt angry and funny: "However, if you have the ability, I will definitely be able to help you find it!" ”

Sanmao snorted: "In this way, as long as you can leave here with peace of mind, it's okay!" ”

"Sanmao, where is the blacksmith shop?"

(End of chapter)