10 wars with Saisai

"It's very comfortable to the touch, but your fur is not smooth enough, much worse than my dead ghost." Saisai said.

The dead ghost of her house? Does her boyfriend or husband also have hair? Is it a hairy foreigner?

"The orange is a stray cat, and the cat's hair is not smooth, it should be that it was not good to eat before, and I will feed it more delicious food these days." Liang Qian said.

"Isn't that dead ghost in your family having diarrhea these days, is he getting better now?"

"It's stronger than the other day, it's not that serious. The dead ghost, every time he feeds it medicine, he has to give it a lot of good food, or else he will secretly take the medicine in his mouth and spit it out before I am noticing. If it weren't for that, it would have been cured a long time ago. Saisai said with a headache.

"Bang dang!" There was a noise from Liang's mother's bedroom.

"You stay first, I'll go see if Maomao and Xiao Xingfu are in trouble." Liang Qian ran out of the bedroom.

"Okay, I'm cleaning my hands. I didn't expect you to be a first-class hand towel! The next time I finish washing my feet, I'll use you to wipe my feet. Seeing Liang Qian leaving, Saisai said proudly, and at the same time quickly widened the distance between him and Li Qingyun.

"Meow (What?)" Li Qingyun looked at Sai Sai in amazement, he didn't expect her to be such a bad woman, no wonder he felt a little wrong when she touched her just now. Li Qingyun was immediately furious when he saw that the touched hair on his body was wet.

"Huh, can you understand me?" Saisai looked at Li Qingyun in surprise.

Li Qingyun turned his head to the side with a weak heart.

"Say, are you cats preparing to invade the earth and rule over humanity? I often see this statement online. Sai Sai said very seriously. Feeling unsafe, he picked up Liang Qian's lipstick to defend himself, and at the same time stared at Li Qingyun nervously, both afraid that Li Qingyun would say yes and some expectation, Li Qingyun said no.

Li Qingyun stared at Sai Sai speechlessly, and the anger in his eyes also turned into a very deep contempt because of Sai Sai's nonsensical thoughts, a very serious kind.

"This crazy girl is too cranky! It's a waste of this kind of brain not to write a novel script. Li Qingyun thought. At the same time, I really wanted to say that it was to scare Saisai, but unfortunately now it is a cat and I can't speak.

A man and a cat confronted each other like this, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little weird. This weirdness makes Sai Sai very uncomfortable and insecure.

Li Qingyun suddenly thought of a brilliant idea. With the meaning in his eyes that I want to extinguish my mouth, I slowly walked towards Saisai, stretching out my nails to wipe my neck.

"Ah, you, don't come here." Sai Sai stepped back nervously, his hand holding his lipstick trembling slightly. She understood what Li Qingyun meant by wiping her neck, which was to kill her mouth.

Seeing Saisai's scared expression, Li Qingyun finally felt a little more comfortable in his heart, and was about to scare Saisai further when Liang Qian came back.

"What are you two doing?" Seeing her best friend Saisai in the corner of the bedroom holding lipstick in her hand and pointing at the orange trembling, and the orange watching her not far away, Liang Qian was very strange. Is the orange going to be a bad race? Then Liang Qian threw away this nonsensical thought. Tangerine is now a cat, or a female cat, what a dishonorable race!

Seeing Liang Qian come back, Li Qingyun immediately put on a well-behaved and cute appearance, and at the same time showed harmless eyes of humans and animals.

"Let me tell you Qianqian, your cat is really a sperm. If you don't believe it, you can send it to scientists to study it. Sai Sai ran to Liang Qian's side and said.

Nima, although this girl is a peerless beauty, her heart is very bad, and she wants to be dissected and studied by scientists. Li Qingyun glared at Saisai.

"What are you kidding? Could it be that he was brought by your dead ghost to become two, right? Liang Qian looked at her best friend speechlessly.

The dead ghost is two? Li Qingyun really wants to know what the dead ghost of the Saisai family is now? I don't feel like a human!

"I just asked it if the cats were planning to invade the earth and rule over mankind, and it looked at me with a fierce look and wiped its neck, eager to kill me. I'm telling you, it's definitely a spy sent to Earth by cats. Sai Sai said very seriously.

Li Qingyun suddenly felt a little guilty, this chick won't be scared crazy by herself, right? However, seeing Liang Qian looking at herself, Li Qingyun immediately showed a confused expression and told Liang Qian that she couldn't understand Saisai's words.

"You, usually watch less horror movies!" Liang Qian said speechlessly.

"If you don't believe it, forget it. I came today to see the little milk cat, and now that I'm done, I'll go back. Saisai decided to leave for his own safety.

"Didn't you say you wanted a kitten?" Liang Qian asked.

"Wait until I'm sure the cats really won't rule the Earth." Saisai walked outside the house.

"Alright then, come and play with me if you're fine. I can't go out right now and have to take care of the kittens at home. ”

"yes, got it." Saisai pushed open the door and prepared to leave.

Li Qingyun felt a little unwilling to let Sai Sai go like this, after all, she used herself as a hand cloth. So after Saisai pushed open the door and walked out, Li Qingyun quickly ran over and slapped Saisai's buttocks. A paw print is clearly printed on Saisai's pants.

"Ah, pervert!" Saisai's frightened cries rang through the sky.

Li Qingyun's eardrums were hurt by the screams of Saisai, and he took a few steps back in horror, women are so scary, especially women in fright.

"It's a waste of talent for this girl not to sing sopranos." Li Qingyun thought of it without repentance.

"Ah, I'm going to you!" The sound of a male duck's throat sounded again.

It's the youkai! Li Qingyun's whole body trembled, turned his head and ran frantically towards Liang Qian's bedroom.

Saisai and Liang Qian looked at the opposite door speechlessly.

"What's going on? I think I just saw your cat running out. "Saisai was angry. I was bullied by a cat today, and it's so embarrassing to say it. She's a little witch! She has always been a bully, when has she ever been bullied. Even if you are bullied by a cat, you can't do it.

"Alright, go home and take care of your dead ghost, I guess it's hungry now." Looking at the clear cat paw prints on Saisai's buttocks, Liang Qian was speechless.

Tangerine's vindictiveness and aggression are much stronger than Xiao Xingfu's, and it seems to have a habit of cleanliness, what a master who is not good to serve! Well, I have a long way to go!

"You actually shielded the criminal who assaulted me, you don't love me anymore, you said that the person you love the most is me." Saisai saw that the paw prints on her buttocks had identified the murderer, but in the face of Liang Qian, who was obviously preparing to shield the criminal, Saisai decided to use her aggrieved tone and expression to understand her and move her with affection, so that Liang Qian deeply realized her mistake. Then join her in beating up that hateful fat cat.

"When did I say I love you, okay, okay, go home, I'll help you clean up the oranges later." Liang Qian said.

"No, I'm going to beat it up with my own hands." Sai Sai was very unwilling.

"Okay, Tangerine just gave birth to a kitten yesterday, and it's going to take a while for you to clean it up. When the time comes, I'll tell you about a magical part of the orange's body, and when you press it, it will jump up and make sure that you will get revenge. ”

"Alright then!" Saisai left with a lot of anticipation.

Liang Qian returned to the bedroom, Li Qingyun was lying in the cardboard box and hugging the little milk cat, and she was relieved to see Liang Qian come in. Continue to look down and think about the youkai. If he could speak, Li Qingyun must ask Liang Qian about the monster, because Liang Qian seemed to know something.

Suddenly, Li Qingyun thought of a possibility, could that monster be sent by the old witch to spy on him? Thinking of this, Li Qingyun's heart tightened.

"Tangerine, why are you ignoring me again? Tangerine. Seeing that Li Qingyun ignored herself, Liang Qian stretched out her hand and ravaged Li Qingyun's head.

Li Qingyun, who was annoyed and impatient, raised his head and looked at Liang Qian dissatisfied.

"Tangerine, how can you touch Saisai's ass? This is a hooligan, it is not right, it is a crime. How can you touch her and not touch me, do you think I'm not as beautiful as her? Not as good as hers? Liang Qian asked, pinching her waist.

Li Qingyun looked at Liang Qian speechlessly, how could he feel that he was not on the same channel as Liang Qian's thinking. Is there a generation gap?

"Remember, Tangerine, you can't touch Saisai's ass next time, you know. Unless you touch me too. Liang Qian said dissatisfied.

This...... Is Saisai sold by Liang Qian, a good girlfriend? Li Qingyun decided to ignore Liang Qian, a crazy girl, lest she be driven crazy by her.

"Just stay in my bedroom these days and don't go out. I don't let Xiao Xingfu and Mao Mao in either. Liang Qian decided to end the confinement of Little Happiness and Maomao.

Liang Qian walked out of the bedroom and closed the door, and soon there were excited cries of Xiao Xingfu and Maomao outside the bedroom.

Li Qingyun despised Mao Mao and Xiao Happiness in his heart, so easy to be satisfied and happy? Whether it's a cat or a dog, it's too unpursued.

By the way, the video about his toilet door hasn't been deleted yet! It seems that we will have to wait for next time.