4 was beaten by a cat
Li Qingyun felt a huge pain in his stomach, and opened his eyes weakly, and what caught his eyes was the pink sheets and pillows, and the HelloKitty on them was selling cuteness to Li Qingyun. With bursts of fragrance, if it is put in ancient times, it will be everyone's beautiful boudoir.
Feeling something wrapped around his body, Li Qingyun turned his head suspiciously and found that it was a pair of black stockings. Could it be that Liang Qian tied it? She wants to SM herself? No, she's a cat, and she won't use it on cats if she has this hobby. Looking at the messy stockings again, could it be that he turned over and wrapped himself in his sleep?
Li Qingyun suddenly resented the fragrance just now, because these stockings seemed to have been worn by Liang Qian and not washed. My nose is not good, or the cat's sense of smell is different from people, no matter how you look at it, it is not close to the fragrance!
Li Qingyun shook his body and rolled forward and backward to shake off the stockings. He looked at the stockings with disgust, and even more disgusted at the place where the stockings had touched him. I don't know if it's an illusion, Li Qingyun always feels that he can smell wisps of stench. Subconsciously stretched out his tongue to clean up these places, and the next moment, Li Qingyun fiercely restrained this impulse, and at the same time secretly cursed the cat for bathing with his tongue This habit is too unhygienic.
"Meow!"
"Okay, okay, little happiness, I'll give it to you when it's ready."
A coquettish cat meow was followed by Liang Qian's voice.
Li Qingyun looked out the door and found Liang Qian cooking something in the kitchen. A black and white cow cat is jumping up and down around Liang Qian. This should be the cat in Liang Qian's house.
"Meow (the gluttonous cat with no ambition)" Li Qingyun looked at the cow cat with disdain, and his stomach growled out of place.
Li Qingyun jumped out of bed mightily and walked towards the kitchen.
Coming to the living room, Li Qingyun shrugged his pink little nose and sniffed a touch of fragrance in the air. Following the aroma, Li Qingyun came to the wall and found the big red bowl placed next to the wall and the cat food inside.
"You're a human, not a cat, you can't eat cat food!" Li Qingyun kept reminding himself with the only remaining reason, and at the same time swallowed his saliva uncontrollably.
"Hah!" A warning sound sounded beside Li Qingyun. Li Qingyun turned his head to look, and the black and white cow cat Little Happiness came to Li Qingyun's side at some point, and was staring at Li Qingyun angrily. Hunched back, hair standing on end, mouth constantly hazing at himself, a low growl in his throat warning himself.
For some reason, Li Qingyun understood what it meant, and warned himself not to eat the cat food in the bowl, because the cat food belonged to him.
"Meow (stingy cat)" Li Qingyun meowed at the cow.
The cow cat was even more angry when she heard it, and her eyes became more and more unkind when she looked at Li Qingyun.
Li Qingyun looked at the cow cat with disdain, approached the cat food and sniffed it carefully. In my heart, whether heaven and man are at war or not.
"Meow" The cow cat roared and pounced on Li Qingyun. Unguardedly, Li Qingyun was pressed to the ground.
Li Qingyun was furious and threw his hand on the cow cat, but unfortunately it was supposed to be a majestic meow punch, but now it was fluttering and weak, as if his delicate girlfriend was coquettish to her boyfriend.
Li Qingyun was inexplicably sad and indignant, he was a dignified seven-foot man, and he was bullied by a cat. What's even more sad and angry is that he could have bullied the cat, but now he is so hungry that he has no strength and can only be bullied.
The cow cat was even more proud after seeing Li Qingyun's weak resistance, holding down Li Qingyun with one paw, and hitting Li Qingyun's ass with a fast frequency with one paw.
"Meow" Li Qingyun howled sadly, cursing this cow cat in his heart, ready to make this cow cat look good when he is full of food and strength! After all, this is the first time I have been spanked since I was a child, and I was beaten by a cat. I now have the dignity of being a man and a cat, it's really embarrassing, it's a loss of cats. Especially before he entered Liang Qian's house, he was going to beat the cat, but now he was beaten by the cat, and there is no Tianli and Wang Fa.
"Little happiness, what are you doing? How can you bully an orange? Liang Qian heard Li Qingyun's screams, and immediately ran out of the kitchen and seized the little happy cat who was committing the crime of beating the same kind.
"It turns out that this cow cat is called Little Happiness! But who is Tangerine? It seems that he is the only one who is bullied by Xiao Xingfu, when did he call himself an orange? How I don't know. Li Qingyun looked at Liang Qian suspiciously.
"From now on, we will be a family, and I will be your shovel officer, so I gave you a cute name, called Tangerine. It's exactly the same color as your coat, and it's the same size as you, chubby like a ball, and it's cute to death! Liang Qian explained.
"Meow meow meow (you're fat, your whole family is fat.) I'm just fluffy)," Li Qingyun argued.
"Okay, wait, the chicken breast will be ready." Liang Qian obviously misunderstood the meaning of Li Qingyun's scream.
"Little happiness, Tangerine will be a family in the future, you can't bully it, you know?" Liang Qian touched her little happy pink nose, and the wet feel made Liang Qian a little lingering, but thinking that the kitchen was still cooking chicken breasts, Liang Qian could only walk towards the kitchen.
"Meow!" Xiao Xingfu shouted angrily and looked at Li Qingyun with hostility.
Adhering to the spirit of might and indomitability, Li Qingyun decided to implement a strategic retreat. First, I can't beat small happiness now. Second, as a human being, even if he has become a cat, Li Qingyun is still very resistant to eating cat food. Of course, the main reason is that there will be chicken breasts to eat, so Li Qingyun decided to take four cat legs that were not too coordinated, and slowly retreated.
"Meow!" Seeing Li Qingyun retreating, Xiao Xing, who thought that he had won a battle, shouted proudly at Li Qingyun.
Li Qingyun rolled her eyes, walked to the kitchen door, and watched Liang Qian busy.
Xiao Xingfu ate a few pieces of cat food, smelled the aroma of chicken, and also came to the kitchen, and slapped Li Qingyun on the body, the meaning was obvious, let Li Qingyun pull aside.
Li Qingyun, who was a hero who didn't eat the losses in front of him, reluctantly moved to the side, and Xiao Xingfu found the best position to lie down. The best position is the first time to rush to Liang Qian's side to grab food.
5 minutes later, Liang Qian opened the lid of the pot, the aroma of chicken filled the whole room, and Li Qingyun and Xiao Xingfu swallowed saliva at the same time.
Liang Qian took out the chicken breast and put it on the cutting board, chopped it, and put it on a small plate next to it. picked up the plate and squatted down, ready to put the plate in front of Li Qingyun.
Xiao Xingfu glared at Li Qingyun, rushed to the plate and took a big bite.
"Uh...... You're such a glutton! Looking at the little happiness of grabbing chicken breasts, Liang Qian said helplessly.
Xiao Xingfu only cared about eating wildly and ignored Liang Qian.
Liang Qian could only chop the rest of the chicken breast again and put it on a small plate and hand it to Li Qingyun.
"Eat more of the chicken breast you cooked, you know? In this way, you can take care of your body. Liang Qian looked at Li Qingyun and smiled very happily, and made Li Qingyun's heart furious. How do you feel that Liang Qian's smile is so ill-intentioned.
No matter what, she won't poison herself. Li Qingyun no longer had any entanglement and hesitation, and went straight to eat. When you are full, you have the strength to beat Xiao Xingfu and take revenge.
After figuring it out, Li Qingyun couldn't care about burning his mouth and eating chicken breast.
Seeing Li Qingyun eating so happily, Liang Qian walked into the kitchen again, and after a while, she brought out a bowl of water and put it next to Li Qingyun.
Li Qingyun, who choked on eating too quickly, immediately rushed over and drank water. At the same time, I sighed in my heart that Liang Qian, this chick is quite sensible, and I don't know which man will be lucky enough to marry her in the future. Of course, 15 minutes later, Li Qingyun realized how naïve and immature his idea was, because he experienced an inexplicable scene of grief and anger that life was worse than death.