Chapter 63: King Kong is not bad for the three dogs
"Second cousin, why are you beating me?" The body of the three dogs King Kong is not bad, no matter how Ye Hao beats, it won't hurt, as for the scream just now...
Ye Hao can't pull his dog hair if he can't move? Ye Hao just pulled one by one, and the three dogs barked one by one, and screamed one by one.
"Second cousin, my butt hair has been bald by you, how can I see a dog in the future, woo woo woo" The third dog used his dog paws to cover his sparsely haired dog buttocks, while selling miserably, "Wangwang, before I came, a group of people surrounded me and said that they wanted to slice me and arrest me, I finally escaped and found the second cousin and was stripped of the dog's hair, I don't want to be a dog anymore, woo woo"
Xu Xiaoxiao on the side, Cai Xukun and his fat guard, as well as the hotel manager and those waiters who came to ask for it, all burst into tears after hearing this, "It's too miserable, it's really miserable."
Ye Hao glanced at the three dogs, and then at the Li Pidan lying on the ground, and couldn't help but recall the scene when he was thrown away by the three dogs before.
It's miserable! It's really miserable!
"Woo woo, it's all your fault, you made me cry!" Ye Hao walked up to the three dogs and gave him a kick in the ass.
Wait, this dog can talk!
"Brother Ye Hao, this dog can talk, and he still calls you second cousin?" Xu Pidan who was lying on the ground with Xu Xiaoxiao's face didn't care, how could it be important to save people and gossip.
Ye Hao touched his nose, "I am a cultivator, this dog is my family's spiritual pet, invulnerable, King Kong is not bad, the body is first-class, it is normal to be able to speak human words"
"What! Cultivator! Caixu Kun shouted, he had heard the legend of the Great Cultivator since he was a child, but he had never seen it.
"Congratulations to the host for installing a drift**, loading points +1000"
It's not just Caixukun who is shocked, there is no one present who is not shocked, bodyguards, shocked? Shocked shocked, is Caixu Kun shocked? Shocked and shocked, what about the hotel manager and those waiters? Shocked, shocked, and you! Ye Hao was also shocked, and he didn't know why these people didn't ask any more questions.
He was still waiting for these people to contribute a little more to him, and it was only a thousand points, which was not enough to spend.
The hotel manager was shocked but relieved first, now is a good time, after all, it is not a big deal that the cultivators really exist, which of them didn't hear it from a young age? Or the immediate problem is more important.
"Ahem, Young Master Xu" The hotel manager Lai Yifa rubbed his hands and flattered, this dish Xukun comes to patronize their hotel every day, every time he comes, the most annoying person is that he doesn't order food and only looks for a beautiful young lady to play basketball, he is annoyed, this time it's still the same.
What's more, now one of them is still a cultivator, which is even more complicated, if the cultivator really has the ability to move mountains and seas, then whether this hotel can exist is a question, even if the cultivator is not so powerful and offends Caixu Kun, then his manager's position is not guaranteed.
So it's very difficult for Lai Yifa to do, he has to think about Ye Hao and Caixu Kun on the other hand, he is too difficult!
But now Caixu Kun still doesn't believe that Ye Hao is a cultivator, even if he is really a cultivator, he also wants to find out what kind of species Ye Hao is, what gender, how to call his sister for a while, and call his brother for a while, and a dog called his second cousin.
As soon as Cai Xukun raised his hand, he didn't look at it, but just inserted a finger into Lai Yifa's nostrils, "I'll talk about it later, how slimy is it, ah!" You! ”
"Huh" Not only Ye Hao, but even the bodyguards who were even more hungry for Xukun also sighed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Lai Yifa hurriedly pulled out the finger of Caixu Kun, who stuck his finger in his nostril because he didn't react because he yelled, "I'm sorry, Young Master Xu"
"Master, I'm going to go head-to-head basketball with you!" Cai Xukun screamed, and the basketball in his hand slammed into the ground and bounced into the sky.
"Is this heaven? Where am I? Xu Pidan, who had just been rescued by Xu Xiaoxiao, shook his head drunkenly like a drunken drink, and raised his head, "Alas, Xiaoxiao, you also went to heaven?" ”
"Be careful!!" Before Xu Pidan could react, a basketball smashed into his face.
"Heaven! There are so many little stars above his head, ah..."With a bang, Xu Pidan passed out again...
Cai Xukun was a little embarrassed, although he was the son of the gray road boss, but he was not easy to do if someone died, so he has been reforming and being a new person, "Why are you still stunned!" Didn't you see anyone fainting? Hurry up to the hospital! ”
Caixukun pointed at the bodyguards and gave orders, and the bodyguards stomped their feet and saluted, "Okay young master"
"Master, I mean to let you go to the two to carry him to the hospital, what are all the twenty of you doing!" Cai Xukun looked at all the bodyguards who sent Xu Pidan to the hospital and stomped his feet fiercely, this scene was very similar to the Cai Xukun that Ye Hao had seen before Lan Xing.
"Okay young master" The twenty bodyguards made uniform movements again, and Xu Pidan, who had been lifted by them, fell to the ground again, making a dull snort.
"Idiot! How can I have a bodyguard like you, can I be professional, people will be killed by you! Cai Xukun covered his face, and if Xu Pidan really fell to his death, and the police still troubled him, it would be really troublesome.
Ye Hao on the side looked inexplicable, and his hand was on the crutches of Xu Xiaoxiao beside him, "Xiaoxiao, who are you from this person?" ”
Xu Xiaoxiao looked embarrassed, "This person's name is Xu Pidan, it's my uncle, he has always had a little problem with his brain"
Ye Hao was stunned, how could anyone say that about his uncle?
"For so many years, my uncle has always felt that he has a problem, he has a different view of the world than others, he has been trying to change himself, after many efforts, he finally knows who he is, he is a retard, but in the mentally retarded, he is also the most brilliant, he is him, the color thief is beautiful mentally retarded"
Xu Xiaoxiao held her hand helplessly, what she said was the truth, others ate bananas and peeled them, he took a bite directly, others drank soda at the mouth of the bottle, he drank soda with the bottom of the bottle...
"My uncle was once diagnosed with polio, and I heard from the doctor that polio is contagious, that's why..." Xu Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, she would not cause Ye Hao's disgust if she did this.
Ye Hao frowned, touched his chin, and looked at Xu Xiaoxiao again, is polio contagious? Then he has to stay away from Xu Pidan!
"Has your uncle not been vaccinated?" Ye Hao suddenly remembered that his IQ was on the line.
Xu Xiaoxiao was confused, "Vaccine? What vaccine? ”
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"Then in that case, I can't say anything, after all, it's your family affair!" Ye Hao talked nonsense in a serious way, and found himself under the stairs.
Xu Xiaoxiao nodded, but she was still thinking about what kind of vaccine it was.
"Alas, that shemale over there, you give me a master, let's compete in basketball" Cai Xukun waved his hand at Ye Hao, because he couldn't figure out Ye Hao's gender, so he could only use a shemale instead, but...
"Oh? Is it? Then I have to play with you" Ye Hao showed the muscles on his arm, a huge one, but Cai Xukun was so frightened that he knew that this Ye Hao was a shemale.
If he contracted the disease because of this, how could the bloodline of his old vegetable family be passed on? He felt more and more that Ye Hao was harmful, and it could be described as a great crime! He is going to do the right thing for heaven today!
"System, give me your best basketball skill book" At this end, Ye Hao directly communicated with the system and asked the system to help him find the best basketball skill book.
"Okay, this basketball book has a total of 5,000 points"
Ye Hao didn't blink, he bought it directly, and now he is a local tyrant with 70,000 points.
"Hey, Brother Ritian, Sister Ye Hao and Caixukun are fighting", Xu Xiaoxiao dialed the phone number of Ye Ritian who was originally following Sangouzi but still lost it, Ye Ritian was startled, and thought that Xu Xiaoxiao called to blame him for destroying the good thing between him and Ye Hao.
Wait, Sister Ye Hao? What, could it be that Ye Hao has always been a woman!
"Hey, hey, are you there, Brother Ritian? Hurry up, it's too late if you don't hurry! "Xu Xiaoxiao is in a hurry, what if Ye Ritian comes one step late and Ye Hao loses?
And Ye Ritian on the other end has a big mouth, and he bowed to a woman, so isn't the other party his sister? It's okay for my sister to fight with others!
No one can bully my sister Ye Ritian! No one!
"Where is it, give me five minutes to be there right away" Ye Ritian's head was bruised, if that Cai Xukun dared to touch his Ye Hao sister, he didn't mind letting the other party die without a place to be buried.
"Causeway Bay Hotel on Heaven and Earth"
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