Celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival: Feige's blind date job search
Today, Dafei has to do two major things: first go on a blind date, and then apply for a job.
At 6 o'clock in the morning, wearing a white suit and sunglasses, Da Fei parked the Audi A8 at the door of the steamed bun shop like a show-off, and then ordered a bowl of noodles and a few steamed buns while waiting for the blind date woman to appear.
Now is the fast-paced and efficient pragmatic era, and the blind date doesn't have to be in a coffee shop or something, after all, everyone is busy at work.
A taxi stopped behind the Audi, and a slender white-collar beauty got out of the car and stared at the Audi for a while.
Belle! Is it her? Da Fei's heart trembled, and he straightened his suit and wiped his mouth.
The beauty entered the store and saw Da Fei and was stunned: "You are ......"
Da Fei coughed dryly: "Please sit down, please sit down, I am Ding Junfei, and you were introduced by Aunt Wang?" ”
Beauty slowly sat down with a strange face: "Yes......"
Da Fei heroically smashed out the car keys: "It's my car outside!" Audi A8!"
Beauty laughed with a playful expression: "You don't remember me?" ”
Da Fei was stunned and said, "Are you?" ”
The beauty smiled and said, "Yesterday, the young lady at the front desk of the car rental company, you bargained for a long time......
Da Fei was momentarily confused: "No, right?" I don't know this makeup at all! ”
Beauty's face sank: "Since it's a blind date, let's hurry up and get to the point, do you have a house?" ”
Da Fei said embarrassedly: "No, no." ”
"You don't have to ask about the car, do you?"
Da Fei sighed: "No. ”
"How much is your monthly income?"
Da Fei coughed dryly: "Less than 100,000, today is preparing to find another job." ”
"To be specific?"
Da Fei was embarrassed: "3...... 3500……”
Beauty got up in disappointment: "I'm sorry, we're not suitable." ”
Da Fei slapped the table angrily and suddenly got up: "Wait! Do you think I just can't afford a car or a house? ”
The beauty looked back and was stunned!
Da Fei hurriedly opened the door and ran to the car, without looking back: "I can't even afford the money for this breakfast - help me settle it!" ”
Beauty knotted on the spot: "You ......"
The shopkeeper hurriedly reported: "Beauty, 8 steamed buns, a bowl of beef noodles, a total of 128 yuan......"
Liren cried angrily: "What kind of person is this, and you still eat so many ......"
……
XXX company job search site.
The big flying Audi A8 swaggered into the venue, causing the queue crowd to look sideways. Although Da Fei came early, I didn't expect 4 people to come earlier.
The situation is very serious......
Although it is a big panic, the workplace is like a battlefield, and it must be immovable and stable like an old dog!
Da Fei stopped calmly, and Yue Linyuan paced calmly to the back of the team to assess the situation.
At this moment, another man in a suit appeared in a hurry, and said to the beautiful woman who was the first to play with his mobile phone in line: "Beauty, I was the first to come early in the morning, and it was delayed because of the recruitment that I went to arrange the venue, can you let me?" ”
The beauty frowned: "Okay! ”
"Thank you, beauty."
The men in line behind the beautiful woman were immediately dissatisfied: "Beauty, be a good person, right?" Fulfill you, go behind me. ”
After speaking, he squeezed into the second position.
The beauty said angrily: "You? ”
The man in the back was also dissatisfied: "Go back!" ”
"Go back!"
Then the beauty was squeezed all the way to Da Fei.
Da Fei smiled coldly, and then clapped his hands: "Very good!" The 4 of you in front of you have all been admitted, and you must rush to the company's personnel office before 8 o'clock to report! ”
Everyone was stunned: "Who are you?" ”
The beauty seemed to come back to her senses: "Boss, what about me?" ”
Da Fei said in a deep voice: "You go back!" ”
The beauty hurriedly said, "Why? Why? ”
Da Fei said in a deep voice: "You don't seem to understand our company's culture, you go back and think about it......"
At this moment, Da Fei's momentum instantly conquered everyone present, and the four people immediately bowed excitedly: "Thank you, boss......"
Then they ran away in a swarm, and the beauty also turned around angrily and left.
Hum! All the competitors are killed!
Then the recruitment venue opened the door, and Dafei entered the venue calmly, and then faced the stern and critical gaze of the examiner.
Da Fei respectfully handed over his resume.
The examiner glanced at the resume and threw it on the table disdainfully: "Your resume is very average." ”
Da Fei said calmly: "Heroes don't ask about their origins!" ”
The examiner said proudly: "Really? Give you five seconds and let me remember you! ”
Da Fei was stunned and said, "This ...... Not quite right? ”
The examiner said in a deep voice: "There are two seconds left!" ”
Da Fei stepped forward and grabbed the mineral water in front of the examiner - pop! Sprinkled the examiner's face!
The examiner wiped his face and was shocked: "What are you doing?" ”
Da Fei laughed and said, "Remember me?" ”
The examiner was furious: "Security!! ”
……
For Dafei, today is another day of failure.
When he is bored and frustrated, Da Fei always thinks of talking to the young lady, so he dials 1008X.
"Hello! Here is the mobile to overcome the manual service, what service does the sir need? ”
Da Fei sighed with emotion: "Overcome the young lady, what do you like to eat?" ”
"Sorry sir, we don't offer services in this regard......"
Da Fei especially wanted to cry, and his voice choked: "Little sister...... What do you like to drink? ”
"I'm sorry, sir...... Sir, you? Is there anything upset about? ”
Da Fei's voice was choked but he laughed wildly: "Little sister, let me tell you, I like hahahahahaha ”
"Sir, I like Wahahahahaha~~~~~~ha
Da Fei: "Hahahahaha~~"
Overcome: "Wahaha~~~"
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I wrote an extra word to the tuba, and the tuba will not be given holiday prizes if I don't write it for a long time. By the way, I also posted it here.
In addition, this book has been on the shelves for a month, and the results are average, "newcomers" are difficult to mix, and people are difficult to mix when they are middle-aged.
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