"If you marry a wife, you must marry someone who knows the roots, don't be deceived, you are so good at cesium, it is too easy to be deceived." Su Anbai said.

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"I know the roots." Zhang Yang sighed: "I know that the only girls of the same age are you two sisters, which of you wants to marry me?" ”

Ahem!

Su Anbai choked directly.

"Brother Yang, don't... Don't say such scary things. If the two of us get married, then my mother won't ambush you at the door with scissors every day. ”

"Scissors for Mao?"

"What do you say? Wouldn't it be possible to take advantage of her daughter if she cut something off your body? ”

Zhang Yang instantly felt a cool breeze blowing in his crotch.

He felt that Su Anbai's mother really dared to do such a thing...

"Besides. You're only romantic, not stubborn, so I don't want to marry you. Su Anbai said again.

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"Forget it, I don't want to complain about you." Zhang Yang paused, and said lightly: "Maybe, we can only be friends at most, no matter how much, we just think too much." ”

This sentence was actually said in combination with the matter between him and Su Momo.

Su Anbai was lying on the other side, unable to see her expression, and didn't know what she was thinking.

"Hey, Zhang Yang, have you fallen out of love recently?" Su Anbai said suddenly.

Zhang Yang was silent for a moment, and finally nodded: "Yes." ”

"Oh."

Zhang Yang looked at Su Anbai and said, "Are you happy?" ”

"What?"

"Didn't you say before that I encountered something sad and said it to make you happy?"

Su Anbai sat up and grinned: "Woohaha, don't hide it, I'm really happy." ”

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His face darkened slightly: "You woman, can you have some sympathy, you are really happy." ”

"Hey, hey." Su Anbai smiled, and then suddenly leaned over, scribbled on Zhang Yang's body with his little hands, and said in a coquettish tone: "Hey, little black brother, who is the woman who dumped you?" ”

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched slightly: "Why haven't you forgotten this nickname?" ”

Xiao Hei, Zhang Yang's exclusive nickname in Su Anbai.

The origin of the nickname was mentioned earlier.

"Also, how do you know she dumped me?" Zhang Yang said again.

"Hey, little black brother, how long have we known each other, and I still don't know you? When you were a child, your mother bought you shoes, and when you bought them, they blistered your heels, but you didn't squeak and didn't change your shoes. That's the kind of character you have. Let's just say that this is in love, even if it is not suitable, even if the relationship comes to an end, as long as the other party does not propose to break up, you will not take the initiative to break up. ”

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"This Su Anbai really knows himself too well!" Tearful eyes.

"No, I'm going to change myself, you woman knows me too well, it's a potential threat to me." Zhang Yang said.

Su Anbai smiled, and leaned over again: "Brother Xiaohei, what do I know about you is only before college." I don't know anything about your college life. Hey, tell me, who is that woman? ”

"It's all in the past, don't ask." Zhang Yang said calmly.

"Cut. Boring. ”

Su Anbai pulled away and picked up the microphone: "Sing, sing." ”

At noon, Zhang Yang and Su Anbai came out of KTV.

"It's so cool." Su Anbai stretched his waist: "It's the first time in my life that I've had such a fun K song." ”

At this time, Gollum~

Su Anbai's stomach screamed.

"Zhang Yang, my sister is thirsty and hungry." Su Anbai rubbed his stomach and said.

"What do you want to eat?"

"Coconut."

"What?"

"It's what you often see on TV, a big coconut and two straws."

"Couples just drink like that, we..."

"We can pretend to be a couple." Su Anbai paused, poked his finger at Zhang Yang's waist, and said, "Zhang Yang, have you ever drunk coconut water with your girlfriend?" ”

"Not really."

"Then today, my sister will satisfy your delusions. There's a coconut seller over there, and we'll go there. ”

After speaking, Su Anbai pulled Zhang Yang and ran to the coconut stall.

Zhang Yang sweated slightly, and said in his heart: "Whose delusions are you satisfiing, a 23-year-old female bachelor can't afford to provoke it." ”

However, Zhang Yang didn't say anything.

The two went to the coconut stall, then bought a large coconut water, asked the owner to cut a hole in it, and put two straws in it.

Su Anbai and Zhang Yang each choked on a straw.

Zhang Yang was just about to suck, but Su Anbai suddenly said again: "Zhang Yang, don't spit in it." ”

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"Su Anbai, can I beat you? Just take a look. ”

"No way!" Su Anbai flatly refused: "My boyfriend has never beaten me, why did you beat me?" ”

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No, I don't. But is there a problem with what I'm saying? ”

Zhang Yang thought about it, Su Anbai's words seemed to be fine.

If you don't have a boyfriend, it's naturally impossible to be beaten by your boyfriend.

After drinking for a while, Su Anbai suddenly said again: "Zhang Yang, you drink slowly, it will be gone after drinking." This coconut thief is expensive. ”

Zhang Yang smiled: "Don't worry, the coconut I picked myself has thin skin and juicy." ”

"Really?"

"Drink whatever you want, if you can drink it in five minutes, I'll do whatever you want. However, if you can't finish it, then you have to answer me a question truthfully. How is it? ”

"Five minutes?"

"That's right."

"Heh, five minutes... Give me three minutes, and I'll be able to drink a large coconut clean, not to mention we've just drunk about it. Zhang Yang, you're doomed! Ah, by the way, if I finish drinking, I won't call you, just tell me who your ex-girlfriend is. ”

"Okay." Zhang Yang nodded.

"It's a deal!"

After speaking, Su Anbai began to suck coconut water violently.

However, Su Anbai was about to vomit, but he could still suck out coconut water.

"MMP, what the hell this is... No, I can't drink anymore, I lose. ”

Su An's white belly was drunk like a pregnant woman, and she really couldn't drink it.

Zhang Yang grinned.

Zhang Yang, who has the [Time Lapse] ability, can keep the coconut full at any time.

As long as Zhang Yang's mental and physical strength are enough, Su Anbai will not be able to finish drinking even if he drinks until tomorrow.

"Hey, surnamed Zhang, what do you want to ask me? However, whatever you want to ask me, you have to let me go to the toilet first. ”

After speaking, Su Anbai ran directly to the nearby toilet.

She finished using the toilet and went to the sink.

There was a mirror on the sink, Su Anbai looked at the mirror and muttered to himself: "What does that guy want to ask me?" ”

Then, Su Anbai's gaze fell on the thin red lips in the mirror.

"Last night, that guy confused me for his ex-girlfriend? Damn it, my wife is not your spare tire! Draw a circle and curse you, you deserve to be dumped. But..."

She stroked her thin lips with her hand.

"Is that what adult kissing feels like? It seems like... It's very comfortable..."