Chapter 179: Mushroom Soup from the Enchanted Forest
"I'm talking to you right now about who is better with ice or fire, so serious—oops!
Big sister, I'm wrong. ”
Hao Yun covered his head and lay on the ground quietly, with a pair of white and tender little feet on his back, although the other party's body size was completely disproportionate to his own size, as if he could break free with a single force and then kill the other party.
But—
Hao Yun actually knew.
Most of the people who have the idea that I can fight back are young people who have not experienced social beatings, and it is absolutely impossible for them to have this kind of thought!
After all, we are already a mature social person!
Isn't the sign of maturity that we have accepted the cruelty of society?!
As for male dignity or something.
Anyway, it's not the first time I've been trampled under my feet by this little Lori, thinking of this, Hao Yun suddenly lay on the ground with peace of mind.
Not to mention -
In this impetuous and hot summer, the floor is cold and cold, and I can't help but calm down, well, in fact, I am lying on the ground because I like this feeling.
"Hmph, pay attention to the way you speak!"
Tu Shan Yaya crossed her hands on her waist and stepped on Hao Yun's back with one foot and said arrogantly.
"Yes, yes, the eldest sister is awesome, and the ice demon technique of the eldest sister is the most powerful!"
Hao Yun suddenly flattered.
"Hmph~"
Tu Shan Yaya clasped her hands to her chest and raised her feet proudly.
Hao Yun slowly got up and looked at Tu Shan Yaya, with a subtle contempt in his eyes.
Sure enough, the little girl or something is just a good fool.
Especially this little girl is so big, and brainlessness seems to be even more natural.
Thinking about it like this, Hao Yun suddenly felt that he was quite machismo, after all, bullying a big-chested little Lori, how could a big man like himself do it!
"Everyone, it's time to eat."
Sakiya reminded of the timely arrival.
Although these days, because of Sakuya, Xiao Se and the takeaway that are inseparable from the otaku have completely dissociated, but this soup tastes really good~
"Suck and slip~"
Xiao Se took a deep sip of the mushroom soup, which was tender and lubricated, with a wild smell.
"So you came here in a hurry because you were on fire?"
Xiao Se looked at Hao Yundao with disdain.
"That's right, big guy, I'm on fire, I feel like my whole body is on fire, and the monsters in our world can't set fire-"
"The yokai of your world are really rubbish."
Tu Shan Yaya couldn't help but complain.
"Eh~ Okay, what the eldest sister said is right, the monsters in our world are indeed a shame for the demon clan." Hao Yun said helplessly.
"Hmph~"
Tu Shan Yaya let out a proud voice, looking very proud
"But I'm an ordinary person, I can release flames, big guy, I shouldn't be caught slicing?!"
Hao Yun said with panic on his face.
"It's just a flame, what's so strange, I've seen a world where whatever you like to eat, and your body organs mutate into something." Xiao Se said with a mouth full of trains.
"I'll go, is there such a strange world?"
Tu Shan Yaya looked confused.
"Of course, if you like to eat ramen, that person becomes a ramen person, and someone likes to drink chrysanthemum tea, and then your mouth becomes a chrysanthemum."
Xiao Se spread his hands and continued to talk nonsense.
"Sure enough, the world is so big that there are no wonders~"
Rao is a well-informed master and craftsman, and he can't help but sigh.
"Nonsense."
Yakumo pursed her lips, indicating that she didn't want to believe a single punctuation mark.
"But big guy, what will become of someone who likes to eat a certain kind of protein amino acid mixed with tadpole-like creatures?"
Hao Yun asked with a sly face.
Xiao Se's expression suddenly froze.
"Brother Xiao Se, what kind of creatures are protein mixed tadpole-like creatures, are they also monsters, are they delicious?"
Tu Shan Yaya raised her head and asked with a puzzled expression.
"Woo Mu Woo Woo, Yu also wants to know?"
Nero echoed the words for fear that the world would not be chaotic.
But judging from the expressions of the two.
Tu Shan Yaya really didn't know what Hao Yun was talking about, and Nero was completely confused, completely deliberate.
"It's delicious, it's very delicious, let me tell you, the big guy has it, it's absolutely delicious and nutritious."
Hao Yunyin smiled and said in a low voice.
"Knock~"
"Oops~"
Hao Yun clutched his skull that was knocked by Xiao Se and screamed in pain.
"Ahem, Yaya, you're still young, you don't need to know that much."
Coughing dryly, Xiao Se said with some embarrassment.
Bastard Hao Yun, I didn't see that there were children here, what kind of black car was driving blindly!
"Brother Xiao Se, I'm already hundreds of years old, not young!"
Hearing Xiao Se say that he was small, Tu Shan Yaya suddenly got up and said with a dissatisfied face.
Two lights that didn't fit the frame, dangling up and down.
It seems—
It's a bit of a big deal.
Hurriedly shook his head, how can our thoughts be so dirty!
"The size of the body of our Tushan fox demon clan is determined by the amount of demon power, and the amount of demon power is determined by the perception of love, I only need to talk about a vigorous love if I want to grow up!"
As if afraid that others would misunderstand her, Tu Shan Yaya raised her head and explained to the people present.
Of course, there is still a word left unsaid.
That is, the fox demon can also grow up by normal processes, but according to that standard, I am really a child who has not yet reached adulthood, so I don't want others to know that I am young!
"Uh-huh, Yaya, you're the best."
Xiao Se's words suddenly made the little fox demon's proud tail almost go to the sky, but he forgot what he asked Xiao Se before.
Xiao Se secretly exclaimed, so dangerous.
If you really want to continue asking, I really don't know what to say.
But then again, if there really is that kind of monster that likes to kill hundreds of millions of people in minutes, what will she become in that world where she eats and mutates or what?
Become human?
Think of the terrible thief chicken!
"Woo Mu ~ Mr. Yu always thinks that the performer is changing the topic~"
Nero said in the tone of the old lady who had already seen through everything.
"Allah, although I want to tease little Lori, but so many of us are here, I'm embarrassed~"
Yakumo Zi looked at Xiao Se with a smile, and that look made Xiao Se feel like he was being seen through all over his body.
"Tune... What are you flirting~"
Tu Shan Yaya seemed to think of something, and suddenly sat down again with her face covered and her cheeks flushed, but she didn't dare to raise her head.
Bleak......
So, it's me who is being teased by the fire, what are you shy!
"Okay, Hao Yun, you don't need to worry, if you can control the flame, it's okay to be able to control the flame, and it's not a big deal." Xiao Se said indifferently.
It is still unknown whether Hao Yun's unknown father is a Vermilion Bird, even if it is really the legendary Holy Beast Vermilion Bird.
Under the special rules of that world, Tu Shan Yaya can go and pull up that Suzaku and hang the hammer!
Hit a ball!
"How can I not be afraid, big guy, I'm just an ordinary person-"
Hao Yun took a big sip of the mushroom soup, and was about to continue with a bitter face, but found Xiao Se looking at him.
"What's wrong, big guy?"
"Is mushroom soup good?"
"It's delicious, where did you buy these mushrooms, you can let me bring some back when I go back."
Hao Yun smacked his lips and said.
"No, big guy, I'm just an ordinary person, that-"
Sakiya elegantly turned his head to look at Hao Yun and then slowly spoke: "This gentleman who calls himself an ordinary person, this mushroom is a poisonous mushroom picked by a black and white mouse from the Enchanted Forest, although it is delicious.
But theoretically, ordinary people will be poisoned or hallucinate after taking a sip of the soup. ”
Hao Yun......
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